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Wt release i :
a h ost
boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because
girls are just like anti horny or anti hungry or am i homo i oint know i {toot
have sold
That' s an interesting take. But we get boners for no
reason and it' s something like "What is it boy? like you see something?"
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#2 - xldarkking
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(07/04/2013) [-]
boner: "yeah, vagina."
#170 to #2 - thecrakasmaker
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
#214 to #170 - newmanchamp
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Because she got hit by a bus?
#215 to #214 - thecrakasmaker
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(07/08/2013) [-]
She didn't have any arms
#216 to #215 - newmanchamp
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Oh. ****.
#217 to #216 - thecrakasmaker
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Knock Knock
#218 to #217 - newmanchamp
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Who's there?

this is the most predictable thing since Bush's re-election
#219 to #218 - thecrakasmaker
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Butter
#220 to #219 - newmanchamp
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Knew it.
Nah I'm just *******, lol. Nice one, caught me off guard
#221 to #220 - thecrakasmaker
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(07/08/2013) [-]
WTF? That's not how you go along with the joke.
#222 to #221 - newmanchamp
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Oh ****. Butler who?
#223 to #222 - thecrakasmaker
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(07/08/2013) [-]
You butter give Sally a new ice cream.
#224 to #223 - newmanchamp
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I just now realized I put Butler. I meant butter. And nice one, lol. That was punderful.
#225 to #224 - thecrakasmaker
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(07/08/2013) [-]
Thank you. Here's a .gif for your trouble
Thank you. Here's a .gif for your trouble
#226 to #225 - newmanchamp
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(07/08/2013) [-]
I don't see any troubles lol. But thank you, sir. Here's one for you.
I don't see any troubles lol. But thank you, sir. Here's one for you.
#30 to #2 - Schadenfreude
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(07/04/2013) [-]
boner: "OMG an object!"

#154 to #30 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
boner:"So yea you remember that time you saw an object?"
#3 - whiplasher
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(07/04/2013) [-]
...girls get wet when they're horny.
#6 to #3 - deescalation
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(07/04/2013) [-]
pffft, that's just a myth
#7 to #6 - whiplasher
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Nope, I can confirm it. It's true.
#16 to #3 - anon
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(07/04/2013) [-]
yeah and they always find a place to check if they are wet
#17 to #16 - whiplasher
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(07/04/2013) [-]
They can feel it.
#110 to #17 - cryoshock
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(07/05/2013) [-]
#37 to #3 - anon
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(07/04/2013) [-]
this man is right.

after all, its a common practice to reach down a woman's pants to see if she's wet unlike a man who you can sneak a peak at his junk to see if he's horny.

nope, definately easy to tell of a woman in public
#39 to #3 - anon
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Girls get wet for no reason, too. Vaginas are self-cleaning, they're messy and ******* gross god I wish I had a dick.
#50 to #39 - greenstrongworld
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(07/04/2013) [-]
inside you?
#74 to #50 - amerifap
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(07/05/2013) [-]
#48 to #3 - anon
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(07/04/2013) [-]
or when they scratch themselves... or think about the most scrumptious foods ever...
#132 to #3 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Girls are actually constantly leaking...
#59 to #3 - IbeTrollinFewl
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, but its a little harder to see that than a boner don't you think?
#149 to #3 - Javapenguin ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I saw this comment then I saw it had 22 replies and I was like this is gonna be good.
I was wrong.
#60 to #3 - hystericalparoxysm
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(07/04/2013) [-]
You can't always tell when you're wet though. Sometimes I'll be bored and decide to masturbate or something and I'll find I'm already wet and I didn't notice. Or you might not even get wet when you get turned on.
#105 to #60 - alltimetens
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(07/05/2013) [-]
You...you... masturbate? I thought girls were like never-horny machines.
#141 to #105 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Not all girls are like that. Some are like me and get excited much too often.
#38 to #3 - kailybailybo
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Not always.
In fact, a lot of the time no.
And it's frustrating that a lot of men think that the second a woman is turned on it's supposed to be like a ******* lake down there.
>> knowledge From personal experience
#89 to #3 - xsnowbanex
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(07/05/2013) [-]
In my experience, it varies from woman to woman. I had one girlfriend who would turn in to a waterpark when she gets slightly horny and one girlfriend who is like a broken faucet *drip.....drip*. So yeah it's quite varying.    
   
Gif kinda related....??
In my experience, it varies from woman to woman. I had one girlfriend who would turn in to a waterpark when she gets slightly horny and one girlfriend who is like a broken faucet *drip.....drip*. So yeah it's quite varying.

Gif kinda related....??
#10 to #3 - dealwithitfagg
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I do not always get wet when I'm horny.
Only when things get hot and ****.
I'm glad I do not always get wet because I'm almost always horny.
#11 to #10 - whiplasher
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Hm. Dunno. My girlfriend gets wet when she gets horny.
#12 to #11 - dealwithitfagg
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I think it depends on the person.
#13 to #12 - whiplasher
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I guess. Have a nice day.
#15 to #13 - dealwithitfagg
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(07/04/2013) [-]
You too!
You too!
#183 to #10 - Shadow Guardian
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(07/05/2013) [-]
What about these common symptoms:
Flushed skin
Rapid breathing
Perspiration
Enlarged breasts
Stiffened nipples
Increased heart rate
Increased salivation
#200 to #10 - taurusguy
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Well ****, how do you tell apart you from the rest of the world because im finding you.
#36 - duncanthekid
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Shiiiit. Freshman year. Bitchy Cunt-Lord English teacher sees my hard on while immin my seat and asks me to empty my pockets. I do. Bitch gets furious, stops class and has me go out into hall.
"Empty your pockets anon!" Fear boner raging, because this is so weird. She stares at it in fury and calls the principal, Mr. Derp from his office. She points at me and tells him I have a knife in my pocket. He glances to my still hard wang super tenting and says simply, "Thats called a penis, Mrs. Herpington."
He turns on his heel, she goes into a color of red ive never seen before and babbles an apology, and runs back into class. Im still freaked and go to bathroom to try and figure out what the **** just happened. She never made eye contact again for the rest of my time in high school, and no matter what I made on any test, she always put a 100.
#57 to #36 - anon
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(07/04/2013) [-]
10/10
#83 to #36 - demonicstphenson
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(07/05/2013) [-]
WINRAR!
#91 to #36 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Oh, the power of penis.
#111 to #36 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
You should have mentioned that this is a copypasta and not your own story. People that haven't seen it before thinks that this really happened to you. It is a very funny story, though.
#112 to #111 - weirdalchemy
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(07/05/2013) [-]
For once, anon is right.
#233 to #111 - duncanthekid
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(07/14/2013) [-]
Actually my story. I was there when it happened, in fact. Thanks for the comment, though..
#117 to #36 - megusters
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(07/05/2013) [-]
She wants the d.
#162 to #36 - capinsquiggles ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
That reminded me that one time my 4th grade teacher brought in my mom to talk to her, about how I always held my hands in my pockets (im socially awkward so thats why) but my teacher though I was fiddling my cock because I was young and was probably confused about it (totally not, at that point i didnt give a damn about my dick) and my mom asked me about why my hands are always in my pockets, at the time I didn't understand but like 2 years later it clicked, ******* everyone thought I was fiddling with my nob
#165 to #36 - sweateagle
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(07/05/2013) [-]
All 100s?





she wants the D
#68 to #36 - revisandbutthead
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(07/05/2013) [-]
That sounds like the intro to a porno.
#187 to #68 - cycloneclone
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(07/05/2013) [-]
**cycloneclone rolls 87** God damn I was hoping it was going to turn into that
#41 to #36 - fukyeahraptorr
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#42 to #36 - thedutchs
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Was she hot?
#44 to #42 - theorangefox
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Very high chance she isn't.
#46 to #44 - thedutchs
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I dunno. I've had some pretty hot teachers.
#49 to #46 - theorangefox
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I can only count 2 from my secondary school that were hot. And it always seems that maths teachers are the least attractive.
#53 to #49 - thedutchs
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(07/04/2013) [-]
True dat. Elementary was crazy, though. All those teachers were like 20-something.
#203 to #53 - elementary
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I still am crazy
#62 to #36 - ADeadlYLepricoN
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I got a boner in class once and the teacher knew exactly what it was. bitch made me stand up for the class.
#1 - nock **User deleted account**
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#4 to #1 - nicoquitemad
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(07/04/2013) [-]
What is it boy? Did you see something?
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#86 to #22 - thurtt
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(07/05/2013) [-]
im actually quite impressed you got that link based off of "f" and "irst" a thumb for you sir
#19 - elynichujy
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Boner: *stands at attention*
Me: What is it?
Boner: VAGINA ABOVE US.
#199 to #19 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Huehue you have 69 thumbs right now. Huehuehue...
#55 to #19 - FriendWreck
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#43 - kailybailybo
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I don't really get wet when I'm horny.    
Sometime's I do in fact wish girls could get boners,   
 so that way I wouldn't have to actually announce it every time,  like "Yo... my tingly bits are tingly.   ...Do something."  Sometimes it can just make a moment awkward.
I don't really get wet when I'm horny.
Sometime's I do in fact wish girls could get boners,
so that way I wouldn't have to actually announce it every time, like "Yo... my tingly bits are tingly. ...Do something." Sometimes it can just make a moment awkward.
#126 to #43 - anon
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(07/05/2013) [-]
I read this comment in Emma stones voice. This in turn gave me a boner. Thanks.
#184 to #43 - Shadow Guardian
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Ever heard of the term ladyboner?
#130 to #43 - thepink ONLINE
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(07/05/2013) [-]
See I don't think I'm wet and then I'm like "oh okay, not horny" and then I investigate later and I'm like "****, wasted juice on that one." Girls I feel are just kind of weird like that: We don't get as easily or frequently aroused and then when we do we either mistake it or we find it inconvenient and ignore it.

Got pretty hot being necked while I was writing a paper on teen pregnancy statistics and had to pretend I wasn't into it to get that ******* homework done.

Oh the irony...
#64 to #43 - littlekitten
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(07/04/2013) [-]
Dude, as a proud owner of a vagina....that "tickle" can be easily misinterpreted as a very persistent itch.
Dude, as a proud owner of a vagina....that "tickle" can be easily misinterpreted as a very persistent itch.
#45 to #43 - theorangefox
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(07/04/2013) [-]
You really don't want that. Especially when your mind wanders, and then you find you have to stand up in a public space.
#51 to #45 - kailybailybo
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(07/04/2013) [-]
...True.
...True.
#78 to #51 - xxxansweredxxx
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Random boners have been the cause of more awkwardness than I can even.


You get one, not only is it really uncomfortable. But then, you have to go Ezio and make sure Solid Snake isn't seen while it's Metal Gear is Rising.

Girls are lucky, you wish you could have a boner, but you really don't want one. Because it's the random ones that get you. If girls had the equivalent of a random boner, it would be you standing up in Chemistry class and saying "MY GENITALS ARE STIMULATED."

tl;dr random boners are bad.
#81 to #78 - benaz
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(07/05/2013) [-]
>You have to go Ezio and make sure Solid Snake isn't seen while it's Metal Gear is Rising
#92 to #78 - frysandaburger
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(07/05/2013) [-]
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#29 - implosay ONLINE
Reply +58
(07/04/2013) [-]
His name... Does it mean "a pathetic ghost"? Or "apathetic ghost"? Goddammit.
#40 to #29 - emostrawberry
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(07/04/2013) [-]
No it's "Apa the tic ghost"
#8 - dafuckisthisshit
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(07/04/2013) [-]
girls can be just as horny as guys. its just easier for them to hide their erections.
#58 to #8 - anon
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(07/04/2013) [-]
I guess girls are hiding them pretty well
#73 to #58 - gigaidan
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Actually yes, the clit gets hard when a girl is horny, but it's too little to be seen (I'm not joking)
#84 to #73 - clifford
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Well the clitoris is basically a super nerve ending charged penis minus the urethra
Well the clitoris is basically a super nerve ending charged penis minus the urethra
#31 - timmywankenobi
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(07/04/2013) [-]
lol I remember one time I was eating lunch in the cafeteria and as I was putting my tray away I suddenly noticed I had a erection and a girl that I know came over and then looked back to the table all her friends from the cheerleading team were sitting and yelled "hey girls timmy's got massive boner !" and then they were giggiling and **** but then I suddenly remembered Ron Burgundy so I slowly walked by their table and said " em you like what you see? .. don't act like your not impressed" and then I walked off like a bauss.
#69 to #31 - sexypotato
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(07/05/2013) [-]
...and then you woke up
...and then you woke up
#75 to #69 - aserock
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(07/05/2013) [-]
******* asians man.
******* asians man.
#80 to #69 - timmywankenobi
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(07/05/2013) [-]
nope it was real life buddy ,I do random stuff all the time.
#107 to #80 - hopdiggity **User deleted account**
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#33 to #31 - summerx
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(07/04/2013) [-]
That's one long sentence.
#52 to #33 - greenstrongworld
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(07/04/2013) [-]
It's to compensate for something.
#177 to #33 - nathanthefatman
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(07/05/2013) [-]
Why the red thumbs?
#139 to #33 - muslimxxtaco
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#34 to #33 - timmywankenobi
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(07/04/2013) [-]
yes it is.
#56 - womboz
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(07/04/2013) [-]
"girls are just like anti horny or anti hungry or am i homo"


The lightbulb is questioning his sexuality.