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Wt release i :
a h ost
boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because
girls are just like anti horny or anti hungry or am i homo i oint know i {toot
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That' s an interesting take. But we get boners for no
reason and it' s something like "What is it boy? like you see something?"
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User avatar #2 - xldarkking (07/04/2013) [+] (16 replies)
boner: "yeah, vagina."
User avatar #3 - whiplasher ONLINE (07/04/2013) [+] (25 replies)
...girls get wet when they're horny.
User avatar #36 - duncanthekid (07/04/2013) [+] (19 replies)
Shiiiit. Freshman year. Bitchy Cunt-Lord English teacher sees my hard on while immin my seat and asks me to empty my pockets. I do. Bitch gets furious, stops class and has me go out into hall.
"Empty your pockets anon!" Fear boner raging, because this is so weird. She stares at it in fury and calls the principal, Mr. Derp from his office. She points at me and tells him I have a knife in my pocket. He glances to my still hard wang super tenting and says simply, "Thats called a penis, Mrs. Herpington."
He turns on his heel, she goes into a color of red ive never seen before and babbles an apology, and runs back into class. Im still freaked and go to bathroom to try and figure out what the **** just happened. She never made eye contact again for the rest of my time in high school, and no matter what I made on any test, she always put a 100.
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User avatar #4 to #1 - nicoquitemad (07/04/2013) [-]
What is it boy? Did you see something?
User avatar #19 - elynichujy (07/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Boner: *stands at attention*
Me: What is it?
Boner: VAGINA ABOVE US.
#43 - kailybailybo (07/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I don't really get wet when I'm horny.    
Sometime's I do in fact wish girls could get boners,   
 so that way I wouldn't have to actually announce it every time,  like "Yo... my tingly bits are tingly.   ...Do something."  Sometimes it can just make a moment awkward.
I don't really get wet when I'm horny.
Sometime's I do in fact wish girls could get boners,
so that way I wouldn't have to actually announce it every time, like "Yo... my tingly bits are tingly. ...Do something." Sometimes it can just make a moment awkward.
#29 - implosay (07/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
His name... Does it mean "a pathetic ghost"? Or "apathetic ghost"? Goddammit.
User avatar #8 - dafuckisthisshit (07/04/2013) [+] (3 replies)
girls can be just as horny as guys. its just easier for them to hide their erections.
User avatar #31 - timmywankenobi (07/04/2013) [+] (9 replies)
lol I remember one time I was eating lunch in the cafeteria and as I was putting my tray away I suddenly noticed I had a erection and a girl that I know came over and then looked back to the table all her friends from the cheerleading team were sitting and yelled "hey girls timmy's got massive boner !" and then they were giggiling and **** but then I suddenly remembered Ron Burgundy so I slowly walked by their table and said " em you like what you see? .. don't act like your not impressed" and then I walked off like a bauss.
User avatar #33 to #31 - summerx (07/04/2013) [-]
That's one long sentence.
User avatar #56 - womboz (07/04/2013) [-]
"girls are just like anti horny or anti hungry or am i homo"


The lightbulb is questioning his sexuality.
User avatar #14 - missraven (07/04/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When you blush it's like getting a boner, but on your face.
#99 - garbagebrain (07/05/2013) [+] (17 replies)
I just seriously wish genders could switch for at least a day. Dudes would know what it's like to have girly parts and boobs and chicks would know what it's like to have a penis and balls.
I am seriously so curious to see what testicles would be like. They seem like they would be the most annoying things ever.
User avatar #103 to #99 - dedaluminus (07/05/2013) [-]
Well, most of the time, you don't even know they exist. However, they are annoyingly itchy when sweaty. And it is possible to squish your balls if you sit funny. Overall, they're a hassle, and I'd rather have just a penis, and have cum be directly produced by my soul.
#67 - joyguy (07/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
wish boner was like this
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yeah, that'd be awesome
User avatar #144 - Falkor (07/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
well i sure as hell would like to know what the **** it sees every morning
User avatar #5 - gnillort (07/04/2013) [+] (2 replies)
if I automatically got a raging hard-on every time I got horny, there's no way I could function in society..

this girl clearly doesn't understand how penises work.
#82 - demonicstphenson (07/05/2013) [-]
"That's my secret womyn, I'm always horny" -Men


#155 - wutzittooya (07/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**wutzittooya rolled a random image posted in comment #49 at Dogs vs Cats ** This gives me a boner.
#157 to #155 - josieabby (07/05/2013) [-]
You still got a Woody.
#77 - imonaboatman (07/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I get a boner every time I see Emma Stone, even if I just fapped.
I get a boner every time I see Emma Stone, even if I just fapped.
#61 - prtstick ONLINE (07/04/2013) [+] (5 replies)
i thought that the reason why we get random boners was because the muscles at the base of the penis relax and loosen allowing more blood to surge into the dick.
#66 to #65 - prtstick ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
you must be an incredibly relaxed person or you wank a bit to much
#9 - thepastamaypwnyou (07/04/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Doggy found me a boner ?
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