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boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because
girls are just like anti horny or anti hungry or am i homo i oint know i {toot
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That' s an interesting take. But we get boners for no
reason and it' s something like "What is it boy? like you see something?"
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User avatar #36 - duncanthekid (07/04/2013) [-]
Shiiiit. Freshman year. Bitchy Cunt-Lord English teacher sees my hard on while immin my seat and asks me to empty my pockets. I do. Bitch gets furious, stops class and has me go out into hall.
"Empty your pockets anon!" Fear boner raging, because this is so weird. She stares at it in fury and calls the principal, Mr. Derp from his office. She points at me and tells him I have a knife in my pocket. He glances to my still hard wang super tenting and says simply, "Thats called a penis, Mrs. Herpington."
He turns on his heel, she goes into a color of red ive never seen before and babbles an apology, and runs back into class. Im still freaked and go to bathroom to try and figure out what the **** just happened. She never made eye contact again for the rest of my time in high school, and no matter what I made on any test, she always put a 100.
User avatar #83 to #36 - demonicstphenson (07/05/2013) [-]
WINRAR!
User avatar #117 to #36 - megusters (07/05/2013) [-]
She wants the d.
User avatar #162 to #36 - capinsquiggles (07/05/2013) [-]
That reminded me that one time my 4th grade teacher brought in my mom to talk to her, about how I always held my hands in my pockets (im socially awkward so thats why) but my teacher though I was fiddling my cock because I was young and was probably confused about it (totally not, at that point i didnt give a damn about my dick) and my mom asked me about why my hands are always in my pockets, at the time I didn't understand but like 2 years later it clicked, ******* everyone thought I was fiddling with my nob
#57 to #36 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
10/10
#91 to #36 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
Oh, the power of penis.
User avatar #165 to #36 - sweateagle (07/05/2013) [-]
All 100s?





she wants the D
User avatar #62 to #36 - ADeadlYLepricoN (07/04/2013) [-]
I got a boner in class once and the teacher knew exactly what it was. bitch made me stand up for the class.
User avatar #68 to #36 - revisandbutthead (07/05/2013) [-]
That sounds like the intro to a porno.
User avatar #187 to #68 - cycloneclone (07/05/2013) [-]
**cycloneclone rolls 87** God damn I was hoping it was going to turn into that
User avatar #42 to #36 - thedutchs (07/04/2013) [-]
Was she hot?
User avatar #44 to #42 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
Very high chance she isn't.
User avatar #46 to #44 - thedutchs (07/04/2013) [-]
I dunno. I've had some pretty hot teachers.
User avatar #49 to #46 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
I can only count 2 from my secondary school that were hot. And it always seems that maths teachers are the least attractive.
User avatar #53 to #49 - thedutchs (07/04/2013) [-]
True dat. Elementary was crazy, though. All those teachers were like 20-something.
#203 to #53 - elementary (07/05/2013) [-]
I still am crazy
#111 to #36 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
You should have mentioned that this is a copypasta and not your own story. People that haven't seen it before thinks that this really happened to you. It is a very funny story, though.
#112 to #111 - weirdalchemy (07/05/2013) [-]
For once, anon is right.
User avatar #233 to #111 - duncanthekid (07/14/2013) [-]
Actually my story. I was there when it happened, in fact. Thanks for the comment, though..
User avatar #19 - elynichujy (07/04/2013) [-]
Boner: *stands at attention*
Me: What is it?
Boner: VAGINA ABOVE US.
#199 to #19 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
Huehue you have 69 thumbs right now. Huehuehue...
User avatar #2 - xldarkking (07/04/2013) [-]
boner: "yeah, vagina."
User avatar #170 to #2 - thecrakasmaker ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
Why did Sally drop her ice cream?
User avatar #214 to #170 - newmanchamp (07/08/2013) [-]
Because she got hit by a bus?
User avatar #215 to #214 - thecrakasmaker ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
She didn't have any arms
User avatar #216 to #215 - newmanchamp (07/08/2013) [-]
Oh. **** .
User avatar #217 to #216 - thecrakasmaker ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Knock Knock
User avatar #218 to #217 - newmanchamp (07/08/2013) [-]
Who's there?

this is the most predictable thing since Bush's re-election
User avatar #219 to #218 - thecrakasmaker ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Butter
User avatar #220 to #219 - newmanchamp (07/08/2013) [-]
Knew it.
Nah I'm just ******* , lol. Nice one, caught me off guard
User avatar #221 to #220 - thecrakasmaker ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
WTF? That's not how you go along with the joke.
User avatar #222 to #221 - newmanchamp (07/08/2013) [-]
Oh **** . Butler who?
User avatar #223 to #222 - thecrakasmaker ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
You butter give Sally a new ice cream.
User avatar #224 to #223 - newmanchamp (07/08/2013) [-]
I just now realized I put Butler. I meant butter. And nice one, lol. That was punderful.
#225 to #224 - thecrakasmaker ONLINE (07/08/2013) [-]
Thank you. Here's a .gif for your trouble
Thank you. Here's a .gif for your trouble
#226 to #225 - newmanchamp (07/08/2013) [-]
I don't see any troubles lol. But thank you, sir. Here's one for you.
I don't see any troubles lol. But thank you, sir. Here's one for you.
User avatar #30 to #2 - Schadenfreude (07/04/2013) [-]
boner: "OMG an object!"

#154 to #30 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
boner:"So yea you remember that time you saw an object?"
#29 - implosay ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
His name... Does it mean "a pathetic ghost"? Or "apathetic ghost"? Goddammit.
User avatar #40 to #29 - emostrawberry (07/04/2013) [-]
No it's "Apa the tic ghost"
User avatar #3 - whiplasher (07/04/2013) [-]
...girls get wet when they're horny.
#37 to #3 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
this man is right.

after all, its a common practice to reach down a woman's pants to see if she's wet unlike a man who you can sneak a peak at his junk to see if he's horny.

nope, definately easy to tell of a woman in public
User avatar #6 to #3 - deescalation ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
pffft, that's just a myth
User avatar #7 to #6 - whiplasher (07/04/2013) [-]
Nope, I can confirm it. It's true.
#48 to #3 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
or when they scratch themselves... or think about the most scrumptious foods ever...
User avatar #59 to #3 - IbeTrollinFewl (07/04/2013) [-]
Yeah, but its a little harder to see that than a boner don't you think?
#132 to #3 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
Girls are actually constantly leaking...
#16 to #3 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
yeah and they always find a place to check if they are wet
User avatar #17 to #16 - whiplasher (07/04/2013) [-]
They can feel it.
User avatar #149 to #3 - Javapenguin (07/05/2013) [-]
I saw this comment then I saw it had 22 replies and I was like this is gonna be good.
I was wrong.
User avatar #60 to #3 - hystericalparoxysm (07/04/2013) [-]
You can't always tell when you're wet though. Sometimes I'll be bored and decide to masturbate or something and I'll find I'm already wet and I didn't notice. Or you might not even get wet when you get turned on.
User avatar #105 to #60 - alltimetens (07/05/2013) [-]
You...you... masturbate? I thought girls were like never-horny machines.
#141 to #105 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
Not all girls are like that. Some are like me and get excited much too often.
User avatar #38 to #3 - kailybailybo (07/04/2013) [-]
Not always.
In fact, a lot of the time no.
And it's frustrating that a lot of men think that the second a woman is turned on it's supposed to be like a ******* lake down there.
>> knowledge From personal experience
#89 to #3 - xsnowbanex (07/05/2013) [-]
In my experience, it varies from woman to woman. I had one girlfriend who would turn in to a waterpark when she gets slightly horny and one girlfriend who is like a broken faucet *drip.....drip*. So yeah it's quite varying.    
   
Gif kinda related....??
In my experience, it varies from woman to woman. I had one girlfriend who would turn in to a waterpark when she gets slightly horny and one girlfriend who is like a broken faucet *drip.....drip*. So yeah it's quite varying.

Gif kinda related....??
User avatar #10 to #3 - dealwithitfagg (07/04/2013) [-]
I do not always get wet when I'm horny.
Only when things get hot and **** .
I'm glad I do not always get wet because I'm almost always horny.
User avatar #183 to #10 - Shadow Guardian (07/05/2013) [-]
What about these common symptoms:
Flushed skin
Rapid breathing
Perspiration
Enlarged breasts
Stiffened nipples
Increased heart rate
Increased salivation
User avatar #11 to #10 - whiplasher (07/04/2013) [-]
Hm. Dunno. My girlfriend gets wet when she gets horny.
User avatar #12 to #11 - dealwithitfagg (07/04/2013) [-]
I think it depends on the person.
User avatar #13 to #12 - whiplasher (07/04/2013) [-]
I guess. Have a nice day.
#15 to #13 - dealwithitfagg (07/04/2013) [-]
You too!
You too!
#200 to #10 - taurusguy (07/05/2013) [-]
Well **** , how do you tell apart you from the rest of the world because im finding you.
#39 to #3 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
Girls get wet for no reason, too. Vaginas are self-cleaning, they're messy and ******* gross god I wish I had a dick.
User avatar #50 to #39 - greenstrongworld (07/04/2013) [-]
inside you?
User avatar #8 - dafuckisthisshit (07/04/2013) [-]
girls can be just as horny as guys. its just easier for them to hide their erections.
#58 to #8 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
I guess girls are hiding them pretty well
User avatar #73 to #58 - gigaidan (07/05/2013) [-]
Actually yes, the clit gets hard when a girl is horny, but it's too little to be seen (I'm not joking)
#84 to #73 - clifford (07/05/2013) [-]
Well the clitoris is basically a super nerve ending charged penis minus the urethra
Well the clitoris is basically a super nerve ending charged penis minus the urethra
User avatar #56 - womboz (07/04/2013) [-]
"girls are just like anti horny or anti hungry or am i homo"


The lightbulb is questioning his sexuality.
#43 - kailybailybo (07/04/2013) [-]
I don't really get wet when I'm horny.    
Sometime's I do in fact wish girls could get boners,   
 so that way I wouldn't have to actually announce it every time,  like "Yo... my tingly bits are tingly.   ...Do something."  Sometimes it can just make a moment awkward.
I don't really get wet when I'm horny.
Sometime's I do in fact wish girls could get boners,
so that way I wouldn't have to actually announce it every time, like "Yo... my tingly bits are tingly. ...Do something." Sometimes it can just make a moment awkward.
User avatar #184 to #43 - Shadow Guardian (07/05/2013) [-]
Ever heard of the term ladyboner?
User avatar #130 to #43 - thepink (07/05/2013) [-]
See I don't think I'm wet and then I'm like "oh okay, not horny" and then I investigate later and I'm like " **** , wasted juice on that one." Girls I feel are just kind of weird like that: We don't get as easily or frequently aroused and then when we do we either mistake it or we find it inconvenient and ignore it.

Got pretty hot being necked while I was writing a paper on teen pregnancy statistics and had to pretend I wasn't into it to get that ******* homework done.

Oh the irony...
#126 to #43 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
I read this comment in Emma stones voice. This in turn gave me a boner. Thanks.
#64 to #43 - littlekitten (07/04/2013) [-]
Dude, as a proud owner of a vagina....that "tickle" can be easily misinterpreted as a very persistent itch.
Dude, as a proud owner of a vagina....that "tickle" can be easily misinterpreted as a very persistent itch.
#45 to #43 - theorangefox ONLINE (07/04/2013) [-]
You really don't want that. Especially when your mind wanders, and then you find you have to stand up in a public space.
#51 to #45 - kailybailybo (07/04/2013) [-]
...True.
...True.
User avatar #78 to #51 - xxxansweredxxx (07/05/2013) [-]
Random boners have been the cause of more awkwardness than I can even.


You get one, not only is it really uncomfortable. But then, you have to go Ezio and make sure Solid Snake isn't seen while it's Metal Gear is Rising.

Girls are lucky, you wish you could have a boner, but you really don't want one. Because it's the random ones that get you. If girls had the equivalent of a random boner, it would be you standing up in Chemistry class and saying "MY GENITALS ARE STIMULATED."

tl;dr random boners are bad.
#81 to #78 - benaz (07/05/2013) [-]
>You have to go Ezio and make sure Solid Snake isn't seen while it's Metal Gear is Rising
#99 - garbagebrain (07/05/2013) [-]
I just seriously wish genders could switch for at least a day. Dudes would know what it's like to have girly parts and boobs and chicks would know what it's like to have a penis and balls.
I am seriously so curious to see what testicles would be like. They seem like they would be the most annoying things ever.
User avatar #190 to #99 - lordoxygen (07/05/2013) [-]
It's certainly less comfy to have balls, also men are destined to live with something that looks like it's hanging out of a shark's mouth
User avatar #108 to #99 - biggrand (07/05/2013) [-]
what if our colors are all different, like their green is our blue in terms of how they perceive color, and so forth.
#148 to #99 - lolsrsslybro (07/05/2013) [-]
i am so curious as to what it's like to have a vagina now.
User avatar #204 to #148 - garbagebrain (07/05/2013) [-]
Meh, it's just kinda...there.
#209 to #204 - lolsrsslybro (07/05/2013) [-]
but....theres...nothing there.... relatively speaking. D:
User avatar #212 to #209 - garbagebrain (07/05/2013) [-]
Exactly. So it isn't bothersome. That's why I think testicles would be so horrid.
User avatar #135 to #99 - harri (07/05/2013) [-]
LMFAO, I just read that little speech you gave in Butthead's voice, and let me tell you...it was pretty funny.
#118 to #99 - imonaboatman (07/05/2013) [-]
They're only annoying if you wear really loose clothing and accidentally sit on them.   
   
   
Confession: I'd love to be a girl for a day just so I could wear short shorts and stare at my boobs.
They're only annoying if you wear really loose clothing and accidentally sit on them.


Confession: I'd love to be a girl for a day just so I could wear short shorts and stare at my boobs.
#138 to #118 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
The only thing that would suck would be if you're an ugly girl and you end up turning yourself off.
User avatar #103 to #99 - dedaluminus (07/05/2013) [-]
Well, most of the time, you don't even know they exist. However, they are annoyingly itchy when sweaty. And it is possible to squish your balls if you sit funny. Overall, they're a hassle, and I'd rather have just a penis, and have cum be directly produced by my soul.
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#176 to #103 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
Lmao I lost my **** when you said "and cum somes directly from my soul" XD
User avatar #113 to #103 - kommandantvideo (07/05/2013) [-]
I hear a lot of people talk about how sweaty their balls get, but my balls never get sweaty. I really only sweat from my heat.
User avatar #115 to #113 - dedaluminus (07/05/2013) [-]
Unless you meant "head," most people sweat from heat.
User avatar #125 to #115 - kommandantvideo (07/05/2013) [-]
Yeah thats what I meant.
#180 to #125 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
Have you hit puberty yet? if yes then your lucky you don't :/
User avatar #14 - missraven (07/04/2013) [-]
When you blush it's like getting a boner, but on your face.
#20 to #14 - superduperpuper (07/04/2013) [-]
Well I have a penis and I blush without getting a boner... OMFG I'M A GIRL! I DIDN'T KNOW! Brb. going to whore around (yeah. It's what I would if I actually were a girl. don't act like you wouldn't)
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User avatar #4 to #1 - nicoquitemad (07/04/2013) [-]
What is it boy? Did you see something?
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User avatar #86 to #22 - thurtt (07/05/2013) [-]
im actually quite impressed you got that link based off of "f" and "irst" a thumb for you sir
User avatar #5 - gnillort (07/04/2013) [-]
if I automatically got a raging hard-on every time I got horny, there's no way I could function in society..

this girl clearly doesn't understand how penises work.
User avatar #18 to #5 - technobanana (07/04/2013) [-]
Pretty much, I am horny right now but I don't have a boner, saving it to **** the **** outa my girlfriend tomorrow, better that way. but yeah bitch don't know ****
#178 to #5 - anon (07/05/2013) [-]
We do it, although it is a hassel keeping it hidden in public,
#61 - prtstick (07/04/2013) [-]
i thought that the reason why we get random boners was because the muscles at the base of the penis relax and loosen allowing more blood to surge into the dick.
User avatar #70 to #61 - floopdawhoop ONLINE (07/05/2013) [-]
I read somewhere it's the muscles in the groin "practicing" flexing for when you actually need a boner.
#79 to #70 - prtstick (07/05/2013) [-]
well if that is true then my womb ferret is evil it chooses to "practice" when ever i am in front of a group of people or it is trying to tell me i have a sexual orientation towards doors.
#65 to #61 - shadesofbacon (07/05/2013) [-]
I've never had a random boner, what's wrong with me doc?
I've never had a random boner, what's wrong with me doc?
#66 to #65 - prtstick (07/05/2013) [-]
you must be an incredibly relaxed person or you wank a bit to much
#35 - Schadenfreude (07/04/2013) [-]
And then I get a boner browsing /b/ and I'm just like....
#26 - anon (07/04/2013) [-]
I don't know about other girls, but I can tell when I'm horny. How does one not know?
User avatar #144 - Falkor (07/05/2013) [-]
well i sure as hell would like to know what the **** it sees every morning
User avatar #167 to #144 - grpeephole (07/05/2013) [-]
Thats most likely just blood flow from sleeping
#67 - joyguy (07/05/2013) [-]
wish boner was like this
<----
yeah, that'd be awesome
#121 to #67 - maguitox (07/05/2013) [-]
Well talk about making things cute
#150 to #67 - joyguy (07/05/2013) [-]
i finished the character coloring. the manga i got this from is Nyotai-ka
#97 to #67 - pwnfrnzy (07/05/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing.
I can't stop laughing.
#192 to #67 - maijuriina (07/05/2013) [-]
I can't help but wonder. What if a penis had its own personality and a voice? It would be like   
&quot;Oh, I love Matt but his penis is such a dick.&quot;   
They could be really sweet, making the receiver feel good or then really annoying cunts shouting mean things while you are trying to have sex. That would make relationships a lot more difficult.
I can't help but wonder. What if a penis had its own personality and a voice? It would be like
"Oh, I love Matt but his penis is such a dick."
They could be really sweet, making the receiver feel good or then really annoying cunts shouting mean things while you are trying to have sex. That would make relationships a lot more difficult.

#227 to #192 - slootyslooot (07/08/2013) [-]
...I don't suppose you've ever seen the musical, Me and my Dick, have you?
...I don't suppose you've ever seen the musical, Me and my Dick, have you?
#228 to #227 - maijuriina (07/08/2013) [-]
I haven't no.
I haven't no.
User avatar #229 to #228 - slootyslooot (07/09/2013) [-]
I feel like the gif and the comment are very conflicting, so I'm just going to give you a link..... You need to login to view this link
User avatar #230 to #229 - maijuriina (07/10/2013) [-]
They were but you guessed right. Thanks, I need to watch that!
User avatar #231 to #230 - slootyslooot (07/10/2013) [-]
It's really good. It's the same people who made A Very Potter Musical, A Very Potter Sequel, A Very Potter Senior Year, and Holy Musical B@tman.
User avatar #232 to #231 - maijuriina (07/10/2013) [-]
Lots of things to watch then if I like that one! Cheers!
User avatar #90 to #67 - Cello (07/05/2013) [-]
I wish I was a boner.
User avatar #96 to #90 - klokwork (07/05/2013) [-]
Maybe in the next life.
#77 - imonaboatman (07/05/2013) [-]
I get a boner every time I see Emma Stone, even if I just fapped.
I get a boner every time I see Emma Stone, even if I just fapped.
#134 to #77 - momofo (07/05/2013) [-]
HOLLY **** ! Her eye at the end creeps the **** out of me. I still got a boner.
User avatar #206 to #134 - tmdarby (07/05/2013) [-]
I always imagine that's the way she looks when she cums.
User avatar #101 to #77 - thepandaking (07/05/2013) [-]
this is the appropriate reaction.
#104 to #77 - tmdarby (07/05/2013) [-]
i'm with ya brother
i'm with ya brother
User avatar #136 to #104 - reddeadtroll (07/05/2013) [-]
I like her better as a redhead.
#158 - inediblefetus (07/05/2013) [-]
whats that boy?? sally's stuck in the well?? ooooooohhhh riiiiiiiigggggghhtttt....
#159 - saucypandora (07/05/2013) [-]
&quot;What is it boy? Did you see something?&quot; Made me laugh.   
Also the second post has quite good grammar for tumblr
"What is it boy? Did you see something?" Made me laugh.
Also the second post has quite good grammar for tumblr
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