4chan level story. . So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl ohme up with a wade tattooed on her wrist. -domes, my first question to her was Gay sex
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So yesterday while I was working at the bookstore some girl ohme up with
a wade tattooed on her wrist. -domes, my first question to her was
Can I seen It'?" I guess she had harm had it seemed haters and was
pretty exalted about it, She talked about how it was sentimental to her and
stuff. I seemed it and she rang up as a bag at Cheetos. She than
moans who and, of course, I was dying of laughter.
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#32 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
I didn't know that bookstore barcode reader recognizes grocery store items. What a time to be alive
User avatar #46 to #32 - carthos (06/17/2014) [-]
Smartphone maybe or something
#77 to #32 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
The bookstore at my university sells snacks...[greenish-gray][greenish-gray]
User avatar #66 to #32 - shadownigga (06/17/2014) [-]
Some bookstores sell snacks too, like Books-A-Million has a coffee shop in most of them.
#133 to #32 - azinfoo (06/17/2014) [-]
Well, considering every item has its own, unique, universal barcode, I wouldn't be surprised.
User avatar #143 to #133 - jibb (06/17/2014) [-]
It doesn't work that way
User avatar #95 to #32 - gcloud ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
well i work at toysrus and i no that i can scan items from dicks
#110 to #95 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
dicks?
#130 to #110 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Dicks is a sporting goods store. gcloud really shoulda specified that people can, inf fact, work inside Dicks. The store. Called Dicks.
User avatar #163 to #130 - thethirddoctor (06/17/2014) [-]
I am a tad bit upset that "Dicks" is a store and not actual flopping dicks, waiting to be scanned.
#34 - gogogaget (06/17/2014) [-]
>Working at bookstore
>Rang up as Jalapeno Cheetos
>Wat..
User avatar #90 to #34 - onewithpokerface (06/17/2014) [-]
It's almost as if they don't sell just books

No really. My bookstore has a little cafe where you can get coffee, desserts and yes even chips
#52 to #34 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Most likely a college bookstore. I mean I know mine actually sells jalapeno cheetos
User avatar #35 to #34 - sinonyx ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
america

we have junkfood ******* everywhere
User avatar #45 to #35 - rynkar (06/17/2014) [-]
in what state? I have been all over Tennessee and every bookstore I have ever been to has soda and generic candy, maybe coffee, never anything more.
User avatar #59 to #45 - trollmobile ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
candy and soda at bookstores?
jesus christ, what are you guys on?
User avatar #120 to #59 - collateraldamageco (06/17/2014) [-]
we're all on candy and soda, duh
User avatar #111 to #59 - slowbroking (06/17/2014) [-]
I've only ever seen candy in Barnes and Noble stores, which most of the time have a Starbucks attached to them. So theres the typical snacks that go with the coffee. Bagels, cookies, etc. And then theres the energy drinks and chips and stuff.

Maybe its because I live in a college town though and that **** sells here.
#47 to #45 - Orc (06/17/2014) [-]
**Orc rolled image** Same here in Alabamalamalamalamalama.
#44 to #35 - aesis (06/17/2014) [-]
Bookstores in Ireland are the same.
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#86 to #84 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Some book stores sell snacks you know. It's not entirely impossible that somewhere in the world there's one that also sells Jalapeno Cheetos.
User avatar #87 to #86 - sciencexplain (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't know about America or other countries, but crisps are not sold in bookstores in the UK. I know because I used to work at Waterstone's. They sold some sweets and things that appealed to children, but the display of food was relatively low and foods that could ruin the quality of the display products was not provided because they wanted to maintain the sanitary standards of their products to avoid cleaning them all the time.
User avatar #88 to #87 - mrmuffins (06/17/2014) [-]
American book stores usually have a little shop inside them that sells that kind of **** .
User avatar #89 to #88 - sciencexplain (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh right. Didn't know that. In that case, I withdraw my previous statement.
#92 to #83 - deafnomad ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
your name.... it's beautiful
your name.... it's beautiful
#185 to #183 - deafnomad ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
keep fighting the good sight
#4 - wheresthefudge (06/16/2014) [-]
...but the barcode would only ever scan correctly in the specific system that generated it...
...but the barcode would only ever scan correctly in the specific system that generated it...
#38 to #4 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
not true
User avatar #39 to #4 - itsdead (06/17/2014) [-]
Unless the barcode was generated using the GS1 Barcode Standards, meaning that the Barcode has a Global Trade Item Number and works the same on every country.
User avatar #74 to #39 - wheresthefudge (06/17/2014) [-]
Ok, ok, yeah, Universal Product Code and all that
But at the same time, a store that doesn't sell a product isn't going to have that product in their system. When I used to work in retail people would bring stuff in from another, similar store that we don't sell and it wouldn't scan.
User avatar #171 to #74 - itsdead (06/17/2014) [-]
thats totally true!
User avatar #40 to #4 - wrocky (06/17/2014) [-]
exactly. like i was thinking, maybe it meant something else in another shop/store/whathaveyous
#41 to #4 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
same barcode may scan as a different item in another system. so if the code is scannable then there is an item with the same code in the system.
still, they sell chips in libraries? wouldnt sticky fingers get books dirty?
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User avatar #82 to #4 - wiredguy (06/17/2014) [-]
nah, there's a universal code for quite a lot of products

even if you aren't running a system which makes sales for some product, the system might still be able to recognise the number.

I've never worked in a supermarket, but I have studied IT, and this came up.
User avatar #114 to #4 - rockamekishiko (06/17/2014) [-]
it's almost as if that never happened
#152 to #4 - stenwalden (06/17/2014) [-]
I have a barcode scanner at home. If I open notepad and scan a coke can, it will tell me its a coke can.
#7 to #4 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
yeah, different bar codes are essentially numeric ids for a database. Depending on the DB being accessed, the same barcode (if it is a good format as the poster before said) can come up as different things. A group in my programming class made a mobile app that depended on scanning UPCs and used some free DB online. They could scan just about anything that you could buy in the supermarket and it would come up right.
#48 to #4 - alexanderh ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
You can get an app for your smartphone that will scan pretty much any bar code and get the correct result in some cases. If it's a generic item, it will get the correct one (a grill or electronics or something like that), but if it's an area specific item, it's rare for the scanner to find it.
#50 to #48 - alexanderh ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
In fact, I've got a good example:
The store brand cookies don't show up in any databases, but when I scanned the box for my headphones, they showed up instantly as marshall minor headphones. So, the barcode on generic items that can be found internationally in the same packaging will be found by pretty much anything, but something like store-brand is not likely to show up.
#12 to #4 - notyaoming (06/17/2014) [-]
Eh, kinda. When a big place like Lays (the makers of Cheetos) make a product they give it a universal product code. This code is usually 12-18 digits long. First half of the code is the company number. Like 012345, would be Frito lay, and the second half would the product code, like 987654 to ID the product.

If you put it all together you get a UPC. When the UPC is scanned in, its entered into the inventory system as a specific name. Like Jalapeno Cheetos.

TL;DR? The guy that gave her the tattoo is an ass, and used a bag of chips for inspiration.
#27 to #12 - nought ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
#14 to #4 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Franchised products use the same barcode in multiple stores
Universal Product Code
User avatar #6 to #4 - Lambda (06/17/2014) [-]
A barcode is just a number. That number can mean many things depending on the context. If by chance the barcode was in the correct format to be scanned, it could scan as anything.
#33 to #6 - kulamia ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
AHHHHH I was unaware of this. Thank you sir. Here I was thinking, like "wheresthefudge", that one bar code meant "cheetos flaming hot" and anywhere in the country that COULD only scan to that. This makes more sense. Have a thumb.
User avatar #42 to #33 - Lambda (06/17/2014) [-]
There are many formats of barcodes-- The postal service, railroads, healthcare, and different countries all have their competing standards which use width and spaces of the bars to represent numbers differently.
UPC, I think, is the most common one and it would make the most sense for a tattoo artist to pick that standard. And, I would imagine, choose a number at random which could correspond to anything depending on the store.
User avatar #63 to #42 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Cheetos are going to scan as Cheetos in any store in the country, or come up not on file.
User avatar #73 to #63 - wheresthefudge (06/17/2014) [-]
Unless the store in question doesn't sell cheetos and used that particular number for something else.
#119 to #73 - carrotpotato (06/17/2014) [-]
Which, I guess, would be quite likely for a bookstore.
#139 to #119 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
we're discussing barcode-systems, not the truth of an internet story...
User avatar #182 to #73 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Although it is possible. Most stores with unique items use odd length UPC codes to avoid something like this from happening.
#2 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
This is Hitman's barcode. Scan it..... you will never believe what it really means
www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/h8c3o/scanning_the_barcode_from_the_new_hitman_trailer/
#5 to #2 - sakurasou (06/17/2014) [-]
By god he's right.
User avatar #8 to #5 - finkerrinker (06/17/2014) [-]
What what does it mean?
User avatar #71 to #20 - qtipthegreat (06/17/2014) [-]
>Double dong dildo

My sides
User avatar #24 to #2 - demandsgayversion (06/17/2014) [-]
I thought they fixed that
User avatar #53 to #2 - angelious (06/17/2014) [-]
what does it scan?
User avatar #85 to #2 - wardd (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't think a barcode holds enough information for a sentence that long, i call ********
User avatar #15 to #2 - captiancook (06/17/2014) [-]
That's kinda hot.
User avatar #28 - Cartouk (06/17/2014) [-]
Atleast she was hot....Sorry, that was cheesy.
User avatar #31 to #28 - adolfoliverbush ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I see what you did there, and we need more of it
User avatar #36 to #28 - sinonyx ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
well **** ... good one
User avatar #3 - oxymoronking ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
puff cheetos best cheetos
User avatar #102 to #3 - veiledtruth (06/17/2014) [-]
* cheesedoodles best cheese puff
#151 to #3 - anon (06/17/2014) [-]
Putt Cheetos Master Race.
#9 to #3 - gardel (06/17/2014) [-]
man i ******* love cheetos
User avatar #10 to #9 - oxymoronking ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
*saved*
#141 - herecomesjohnny (06/17/2014) [-]
why would his cash register have cheetos at a bookstore?
why would his cash register have cheetos at a bookstore?
User avatar #155 to #141 - hashtronaut ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
his mouth is going perfectly with the beat i got on right now... thumbing 50% just for that fact
User avatar #144 to #141 - thetom (06/17/2014) [-]
barcodes are pretty much universal. the machine just reads it. also my bookstore sold snacks
User avatar #179 to #144 - arguemango ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
barcodes are universal, but the store would need jalapeno cheetos in its system which is very unlikey
User avatar #106 - imagnetsux (06/17/2014) [-]
it just means she's flamin' hot
#80 - kaboomz (06/17/2014) [-]
>tumblr story
>book store selling cheetos
User avatar #70 - chaossniper (06/17/2014) [-]
wait i always thought that bar codes are registred locally within the store
User avatar #93 to #70 - wolfypolli ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't think so. There's apps like Google shopper where you can scan barcodes with your phone, and it'll pull up the cheapest price online for that thing.
User avatar #96 to #93 - chaossniper (06/17/2014) [-]
neverworked for me
User avatar #97 to #96 - wolfypolli ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
I've used them on books before and it's always worked for me.
User avatar #72 to #70 - xikato (06/17/2014) [-]
i... my world is dead. i thought the same thing..
#128 to #72 - pridefulmatthew (06/17/2014) [-]
It'll depend on the store, if it is a nation brand (like Walmart) they will generally have a system for all the stores, and then random items that only certain stores may have. Which is why you can return an item at an Walmart.

So it is both locally and giant systems.
User avatar #187 to #128 - xikato (06/18/2014) [-]
oh thank god. i thought for a sec it was the same all over the world.
User avatar #1 - picklemanatee (06/16/2014) [-]
Atleast it didnt come back to be a dildo
User avatar #68 - phudgepacker (06/17/2014) [-]
WOW WHAT A RANDOM AND UNEXPECTED OCCURANCE HOW ******* FUNNY IS THAT **** WOW
#100 - tehfalconguy (06/17/2014) [-]
For some reason i thought it was going to be something about a survivor from a concentration camp. Then i realized they didn't have barcodes, they were 			*******		 numbers.  i'm retarded
For some reason i thought it was going to be something about a survivor from a concentration camp. Then i realized they didn't have barcodes, they were ******* numbers. i'm retarded
User avatar #107 to #100 - imagnetsux (06/17/2014) [-]
I just got an idea for a sci-fi movie
User avatar #117 to #107 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
If it's what I think you're thinking, it already exists.

I can't remember the title of the movie but it was a sci-fi where everyone had barcodes that determined their life and everything. I fell sleep during it so that's all I remember.
User avatar #134 to #117 - artistforlife (06/17/2014) [-]
Is the movie you're thinking of called "In Time"?
User avatar #165 to #134 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
possibly. I'm horrible with titles and names
User avatar #65 - undeadmaus (06/17/2014) [-]
Why would a bookstore have jalapeno cheetos?
User avatar #67 to #65 - thatguythatlaughs (06/17/2014) [-]
Some bookstores I have been to have had snacks you can buy.
#94 - lucina (06/17/2014) [-]
I always wonder why and how the **** these tumblr people just sit there and think up the most nonsensical story ever and just go "they'll love it." and of course, they eat that ******** up, so we eat that ******** up. Like honestly, it's just so ******* retarded.


So guys, I was working at Starbucks on the late shift, and my coworker totally just says, "I can't believe I have to work Ogretime" and I was like LOL dude what. ogretime? And suddenly, Shrek himself bust into the Starbucks and me and my coworker both said Shrek is love, Shrek is life at the same time, totally weird. He grabbed me shoving his fist into my ass while softly whispering, "it'll all be ogre soon" into my ear. My coworker reminded me that ogre's have layers after he left, and that was one of my experiences working at Starbucks, crazy right?
User avatar #113 to #94 - kennyh (06/17/2014) [-]
You are right.
#178 to #94 - charliechaplain (06/17/2014) [-]
amazing story
amazing story
#108 to #94 - captainstinkypinky (06/17/2014) [-]
I know you're trying to be a twat, but "it'll all be ogre soon" was hilarious
I know you're trying to be a twat, but "it'll all be ogre soon" was hilarious
#136 - satanisrealgod (06/17/2014) [-]
>Be working at target
>Old guy around 85 with bar code comes to buy a loaf of bread
>See he has a bar code tattoo
>Scan it as a joke
>Runs up as a Jew bag
>Die of laughter and make fun of him for being a jew
>Price of bread is 4.41 (4.98 with tax)
>He asks for change
#76 - theriom (06/17/2014) [-]
I don't think thats how it works...
#121 - darkbringer (06/17/2014) [-]
I bet you can't scan him...
User avatar #129 to #121 - soupkittenagain (06/17/2014) [-]
Assuming someone could find him.
User avatar #138 to #121 - jalthelas (06/17/2014) [-]
He actually rings up as a fun-size bag of Snickers.
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