Christmas Comp #1. Does my comp jingle your bells?.. the mistletoe one is wrong. Freya, the goddess of love and union, decided that it would become a symbol of the love she had for her son, not the hatred she had  Christmas Time bitches
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User avatar #36 - sedativechunk (12/16/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#17 - Rascal (12/16/2013) [-]
Be strong, brother. Be strong for mother.
#32 to #17 - bigboyblue (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		. I laughed way too hard at this.
Oh **** . I laughed way too hard at this.
#4 - restfullwicked (12/15/2013) [-]
the mistletoe one is wrong. Freya, the goddess of love and union, decided that it would become a symbol of the love she had for her son, not the hatred she had for his killer. and the arrow wasn't made of mistletoe, it was tipped with the berries which are poisonous.

we kiss under mistletoe because it is a saxon symbol of love.
#5 to #4 - cptantilles (12/15/2013) [-]
Thank you, also in most norse mythology versions all the things on earth were asked when balduur was born I have no idea where this guy got the super scared god BS.
#6 to #5 - restfullwicked (12/15/2013) [-]
Baulder was kind of a pussy though. so credit for trying.
#15 - etlythepeasant (12/16/2013) [-]
This is what Krampus looks like.
User avatar #39 to #15 - admiralshepard (12/16/2013) [-]
Oh man, I immediately thought of The League when I heard Krampus, thanks for posting this.
User avatar #11 - theblastradius (12/16/2013) [-]
Others believe that candy canes are shaped that way because it is meant to be A ******* CANE!...
#1 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/15/2013) [-]
that evil santa one gave me a feel
User avatar #13 - downtrail (12/16/2013) [-]
I love how the little girl just doesn't give a **** about that Krampus.
User avatar #19 - pepemex (12/16/2013) [-]
Why hasn't the Catholic Church shown Jesus' birth certificate?
#30 - Mebeshe (12/16/2013) [-]
Different version of the mistletoe myth:    
Baldur was the youngest of Odin's sons, and the most beloved of the all the gods. Frigga, his mother, chose to have every plant, animal, object, and mineral in the world swear an oath to not harm him. She overlooked the mistletoe because she thought it was too lowley. Fast forward to a feast, and everyone is drunk and chucking 			****		 at Baldur and watching it bounce off without hurting him. Except for Loki, the little 			****		. He knew about the mistletoe, and thusly convinced another god to throw a sprig of mistletoe at Baldur. It pierced Baldur's heart and he died and Loki started the apocalypse.
Different version of the mistletoe myth:
Baldur was the youngest of Odin's sons, and the most beloved of the all the gods. Frigga, his mother, chose to have every plant, animal, object, and mineral in the world swear an oath to not harm him. She overlooked the mistletoe because she thought it was too lowley. Fast forward to a feast, and everyone is drunk and chucking **** at Baldur and watching it bounce off without hurting him. Except for Loki, the little **** . He knew about the mistletoe, and thusly convinced another god to throw a sprig of mistletoe at Baldur. It pierced Baldur's heart and he died and Loki started the apocalypse.
User avatar #44 to #30 - maxreuben (12/16/2013) [-]
He convinced Hod to do it. Cause Hod was blind
User avatar #49 to #44 - Mebeshe (12/18/2013) [-]
Thank you. I forgot that bit.
#26 - handsomemanserpent (12/16/2013) [-]
**** yeah harper lee
#25 - pxthreezerothree (12/16/2013) [-]
Also St. Nicholas wasn't above bitch slapping bad boys and girls. Case in point the heretic Arius who definitely ended up on the naughty list.
#16 - Rascal (12/16/2013) [-]
>MFW Evil Santa
User avatar #23 - Nullifier (12/16/2013) [-]
Shepard is Mass Effect
Shepherd is what you're looking for.

Goddamnit, people.

#42 - qxangelxp (12/16/2013) [-]
Looks like Evil Santa gave those folks a very heartwarming Christmas.

Except for Dr. Zoidberg. He got a pogo stick.
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User avatar #31 to #28 - saiga (12/16/2013) [-]
****** , just give it up.
User avatar #43 to #28 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/16/2013) [-]
you're gay.
#3 - ultracougar (12/15/2013) [-]
I know its a horrific thing, but I couldn't help but laugh at the evil Santa one.
#7 to #3 - fireprincess (12/15/2013) [-]
Here ya go
#46 - nickthekiwi (12/16/2013) [-]
"Injuring her in the face"    
Brutal man.
"Injuring her in the face"
Brutal man.
User avatar #45 - ningyoaijin (12/16/2013) [-]
>Most Religions
>Jesus

no.
#41 - Rascal (12/16/2013) [-]
St Nicholas was actually a rich man who beheaded three young girls with his sword when they begged him for money. He then had their heads dropped down their fathers chimney.

He later bribed the church to change the story, and become a saint.
#38 - Rascal (12/16/2013) [-]
You Sir, deserve a thumb.
I will not be giving you mine though, as I need to use it.
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