Louis CK on Gay Marriage. . It docon' t have ANY on your life. What do you care?! People try to talk about it like it' s a social issue. Like when you see someo
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Louis CK on Gay Marriage

It docon' t have ANY
on your life. What do you
care?! People try to talk
about it like it' s a social
issue. Like when you see
someone stand up on a talk
show and say "How am I
supposed to explain to my
child that two men are
getting married?"..,
f dunno, it' s your ****** kid,
you ******* tell lem. Why is
that anyone clse' s problem?
Two guys are in LOVE but
they cara get married he
cause YDU don' t want to
talk to your ugly child for
******* five minutes?
Louis CK.
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#423 - ichinova (07/19/2012) [-]
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#685 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
And you need to realize it has something to do with it when that religion is against it. So sure, let's give 						*******					 marriage, give them the same rights as normal people who get married. It's wrong, think of this   
 Freedom: before we took this freedom too far, you didn't have as many idiots out there thinking they can do whatever they want just because they are "free". I can assure you marriage will be take to a radical state. If 2 men can marry, why the hell can't a man and a dog marry? If they are in love who the hell cares. The thing is they would get the same things a normally married couple get? Really?    
   
This reminds me of the one guy who sued God for natural disasters. Well why the 						****					 can't he? Because its 						*******					 stupid. Same 						*******					 thing with 						*******					. Wake the 						****					 up people, you all are going to drive this 						*******					 country into the ground with your talk of "freedom" Just realize that with freedom comes idiots who take it to the next level, which I feel like you all all fall into the category of.   
   
Gif is my reaction to posting this, waiting for butthurts.
And you need to realize it has something to do with it when that religion is against it. So sure, let's give ******* marriage, give them the same rights as normal people who get married. It's wrong, think of this
Freedom: before we took this freedom too far, you didn't have as many idiots out there thinking they can do whatever they want just because they are "free". I can assure you marriage will be take to a radical state. If 2 men can marry, why the hell can't a man and a dog marry? If they are in love who the hell cares. The thing is they would get the same things a normally married couple get? Really?

This reminds me of the one guy who sued God for natural disasters. Well why the **** can't he? Because its ******* stupid. Same ******* thing with ******* . Wake the **** up people, you all are going to drive this ******* country into the ground with your talk of "freedom" Just realize that with freedom comes idiots who take it to the next level, which I feel like you all all fall into the category of.

Gif is my reaction to posting this, waiting for butthurts.
#742 to #685 - zhitman (07/25/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk is a country now?
User avatar #724 to #685 - uncalledforgiraffe (07/20/2012) [-]
Are you saying that gay marriage is the same thing as a marriage between a man and a dog? If so you're a dumbass.
User avatar #692 to #685 - pinklotuses (07/19/2012) [-]
Oh, and "it goes against religion?" WHOSE religion? YOURS? We do not all believe the same religion, dickmunch. I am Christian, but this country was founded on the freedom of choice of religion. Separate church and state ring any bells??? People like you make me wanna punch the kind of people that raised you.
User avatar #690 to #685 - pinklotuses (07/19/2012) [-]
Because 2 men are the same ******* SPECIES. A dog has no way to consent, idiot. You inferring that gay people are sub-human or of different species or something? Thats ****** up. THEY'RE HUMAN.
#693 to #690 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
Hundreds if years ago if I anyone would say "2 men should be married" they would agree with me, even realizing they are the same species. Hundreds of years from now (or probably sooner), they won't care if they are the same species, thats "ignorant" and taking away from their "freedom". If you ****** can't see that coming, well like I said, give it time, drastic changes will come.
User avatar #695 to #693 - pinklotuses (07/19/2012) [-]
Good. Because hundreds of years ago, it was a sin to wear two different fabrics. It was a sin to cat your hair. Or get tattoos. That's changed, and this WILL too. And I'm glad for that.
#700 to #695 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
Sin? stop shoving your morality down my throat you Christian **** . I'm talking about not right in the world. Look at this ******* world, and to change it for what I can tell you will be for the worse, is ******* ignorant.
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User avatar #679 - duvallwhitey (07/19/2012) [-]
I love you Louis
#676 - msawesome (07/19/2012) [-]
Dear god this is perfect.
#672 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
How is Louis CK not an internet god? The man basically embodies everything we stand for.
#674 to #672 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
He actually is an internet God. Heck even when he was on the Daily Show John Stewart was just going on about how they see Louis CK everywhere on the internet. Especially Reddit
User avatar #663 - sirbustyabals (07/19/2012) [-]
Ya let gays get married, while were at it, let incest be acceptable into society as well. But hey why stop there? ********** deserve to be with whoever they want, right; as long as it's consensual? Love is love, who are we to stop people from expressing themselves in public.
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#731 to #716 - anonymous (07/23/2012) [-]
You sick **** .
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#671 to #663 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
Incest ***** up your genes and child, thats why it's illegal. And children dont know what love is, that's why we dont take BUT SHE LOVED ME as an excuse. Because, really? A 8 year old fell in love with you and so you had sex with her?
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#660 - PimpSlapaho (07/19/2012) [-]
Louis should just stick to being a comedian. As for gay people. I don't care. What I dont like is when they have a parade marching down the street ass ***** rubbing up on other dudes demanding respect. If two straight people did that they're looked down upon , two guys do it their brave?? dufuq
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#687 to #660 - breathor (07/19/2012) [-]
100% agree. Thumbs to you sir.
#658 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
it's quite funny to me when i see people argue about how wrong gay marriages is hen i ask them what makes it wrong they usually reply with its sick or god made adam and eve ******** this is one of the many reasons why humans as a race shall forever remain stupid,ignorant,and barbaric this is also why we will never travel among the stars or do anything else beides fight and kill each other but still it is quite fun to watch humans destroy their empires,republics,or any other accomplishments i shall never know what cosmic power thought up humans or why probably a failed experiment or just for entertainment which actualy makes since i know i get a kick out watching you morons kill each other over the stupidest of reason sad that its all gunna end soon oh well im pretty sure i can find some other source of entertainment farewell to those who have read this enjoy your miserable lifespan
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#740 to #658 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
Are you implying that you are not human? Because if that is the case, that would make so much sense as to why you don't like gay marriage, or believe a man and a dog married are the same as two men married.    
   
To that end, why the hell do people even talk about this crap? Don't they see that we have much bigger problems? I mean, don't get me wrong I'm not saying that debating these topics isn't entertaining because it really is. But at the moment I think we should focus on fixing the planet and other things like that because quite frankly, if we don't there won't be a POINT to arguing about this stuff. We can fight over human freedom after we ensure human SURVIVAL.    
   
This message of common sense was brought to you by a datamorphic organism. This life form is not responsible for anything taken from this comment, or from any idiots who try and use this as validation for their own stupidity.
Are you implying that you are not human? Because if that is the case, that would make so much sense as to why you don't like gay marriage, or believe a man and a dog married are the same as two men married.

To that end, why the hell do people even talk about this crap? Don't they see that we have much bigger problems? I mean, don't get me wrong I'm not saying that debating these topics isn't entertaining because it really is. But at the moment I think we should focus on fixing the planet and other things like that because quite frankly, if we don't there won't be a POINT to arguing about this stuff. We can fight over human freedom after we ensure human SURVIVAL.

This message of common sense was brought to you by a datamorphic organism. This life form is not responsible for anything taken from this comment, or from any idiots who try and use this as validation for their own stupidity.

User avatar #649 - kingnarnode (07/19/2012) [-]
basically every religions rules: marriage is between a man and a woman. Why is this such a hard concept to follow? you don't see me barging into a private golf club saying "hey let me where these baggy jeans and no shirt while I golf," .... **** just doesn't work that way.
User avatar #677 to #649 - katkandy (07/19/2012) [-]
So?Not everyone is religious.Why should other people have to live under religion's rules?
User avatar #708 to #677 - kingnarnode (07/20/2012) [-]
Marriage is a religious ceremony..... if you aren't religious then why are you getting married?
User avatar #666 to #649 - darkphire (07/19/2012) [-]
i think you need to realize that marriage has absolutely nothing to do with religion
#741 to #666 - anonymous (07/25/2012) [-]
Oh wow, that's just PERFECT. A post on gay marriage with an argument from some random antichristian christian or some other, and the MOST EFFECTIVE POST is from a guy with the number 666, and his post is that Marriage has nothing to do with religion.

I'm taking a screenshot and posting this to this site.
#730 to #666 - anonymous (07/21/2012) [-]
I just want you to know... youre # 666... :D
#662 to #649 - kodex (07/19/2012) [-]
Marriage has no effect on any another person other than the people getting married. Ignorant christians only say it because they're too stupid to make up their own mind and so go around screaming their beliefs in other peoples faces...   
   
Oh and, wear*
Marriage has no effect on any another person other than the people getting married. Ignorant christians only say it because they're too stupid to make up their own mind and so go around screaming their beliefs in other peoples faces...

Oh and, wear*
#661 to #649 - verby (07/19/2012) [-]
As a Catholic, I believe that gay marriage is amoral, and gay sex is a sin. But what other people do is, and I'm going to make sure this is very clear to you: none of my ******* business
#656 to #649 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
A thumb for you sir
#643 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
If people wish to be gay, let them be.
If people wish to do drugs, let them be.
If people wish to pirate movies, let them be.
If people wish to believe in God, let them be.

I cant stand the people that try and stop you from doing things you enjoy.
"Hurr Hurr stop downloading movies for free, its unfair for me and thats the same as stealing!!" Shut the **** up ***** , ill do what i want.

Anonymous because i fear i will get thumbed down.
User avatar #725 to #643 - uncalledforgiraffe (07/20/2012) [-]
With that attitude you might as well say " **** laws". So you wouldn't care if someone is a ******** ?

>If a person ******* people, let them be.

Is that your logic? I agree that with certain things you should be left alone, like gay marriage. But you gotta draw the line somewhere. You can't just say "let anyone do whatever they want".
#686 to #643 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
Downloading movies online _is__ stealing. Why is that a hard concept?
#718 to #686 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
nope. so what if it is? let it be.
#681 to #643 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
> Shut the **** up ***** , ill do what i want.
>Anonymous because i fear i will get thumbed down.
You must be the dumbest illiterate hypocrite I have seen.
I am for pirating but your argument "Shut the **** up ***** , ill do what i want. "
is what makes other people look bad, and while you at it, I might just come to your house and steal you tv and piss in your face, because ill do what i want ***** .
Retards like you make me rage.
#673 to #643 - npfortytwo (07/19/2012) [-]
No need to post as anonymous on that one - you raise a great point.
No need to post as anonymous on that one - you raise a great point.
#638 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
> your ****** kid
> your ugly child
What the **** ? Why should somebody listen to a guy who calls kids ****** and ugly?
User avatar #654 to #638 - kusipaa (07/19/2012) [-]
Because kids are ****** and ugly.
#648 to #638 - lordoxygen (07/19/2012) [-]
These sentences have been invented just for your case, feel honored.
User avatar #647 to #638 - basichaharemix (07/19/2012) [-]
it's stand up and the op who posted this is an idiot because most people are going to take it out of context. that's usually how Louis C.K. gets into trouble anyway because people always assume things.
#635 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
I like how everyone on this site is racist and makes world war jokes,but gets butthurt and all supportive of gay marriage whenever it's brought up.
I honestly don't give a **** about ******* ,id prefer then dead but im not going to care either way.
User avatar #668 to #635 - tvfreakuk (07/19/2012) [-]
I tell/laugh at racist and sexist jokes as a joke.
I don't actually believe that all black people steal bikes, and crave kool-aid and watermelon.
I don't actually believe that all women are idiots who can't drive, and deserve to stay in the kitchen.
I also can't help that I find shock humour funny with stuff about the war, it's an involuntary reaction.
I also make gay jokes while believing that gays should have 100% equal rights (Well, of course I do, I'm gay myself)
User avatar #657 to #635 - shadowhorn (07/19/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk may seem rascist and sexist, but i think we are actually more tolerant as a group than a lot of people.
User avatar #642 to #635 - basichaharemix (07/19/2012) [-]
People on this site are mostly racist toward black people and chances are if they were to say any of things that are on here around a black person they will get the **** knocked out of them. They aren't even funny either.
#633 - lulchux (07/19/2012) [-]
Let gays get married. they have just as much right to be unhappy like the rest of us.
User avatar #650 to #633 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
...was that carlin or chris rock?
User avatar #664 to #650 - basichaharemix (07/19/2012) [-]
possibly both I know Chris Rock said it. A few comedians have said something along these lines
#625 - loganlovesmorgan (07/19/2012) [-]
I have never seen so much butthurt in one thread.
#618 - sirduckalot ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #613 - bigshaner (07/19/2012) [-]
Just let them get married, so they all shut the **** up about it, it's like the ******* back in the 60's
#651 to #613 - basichaharemix (07/19/2012) [-]
Yeah you're real cool bringing up the n-word when that has nothing to do with the topic at all...you must thing you're funny or something...
Yeah you're real cool bringing up the n-word when that has nothing to do with the topic at all...you must thing you're funny or something...
User avatar #719 to #651 - bigshaner (07/20/2012) [-]
No, I don't think that, see there is a difference when it comes to a ****** and a black man, a ****** is nothing more than a low life piece of **** (like white trash) a black man is someone who is willing to work for a living. (A little off topic I know) But back to my point, I am just sick of this being such a big deal, if a guy wants to **** another man in the ass or a girl wants to eat another girl let em as long I as I don't seem them doing it I don't care, now if I see them holding hands or kissing in public sure I may frown a upon it and look at it in disgust, but as long as they are not affecting me, I just really don't care, there are much more important things in this world to worry about than this **** .
#721 to #719 - anonymous (07/20/2012) [-]
I think what that guy is trying to say there is no need for saying the n-word...which many people on this site don't really seem to get...
I think what that guy is trying to say there is no need for saying the n-word...which many people on this site don't really seem to get...
User avatar #640 to #613 - Eggerz (07/19/2012) [-]
******* still haven't shut up about it........and its 2012.
#626 to #613 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
go to hell
User avatar #630 to #626 - logickid (07/19/2012) [-]
So you hate gays?
#632 to #630 - anonymous (07/19/2012) [-]
No, I hate the "Do it so they shut up" attitude, which compares an incredibly important issue of EQUAL RIGHTS to something so trivial as giving a whining kid some candy so he shuts up.
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