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Just Like That

Just Like That. Spoon Jar, Jar Spoon. I made this ages ago, but seeing as there is now a dedicated channel... why the not?. I was cleaning our my we the other w

Spoon Jar, Jar Spoon.
I made this ages ago, but seeing as there is now a dedicated channel... why the **** not?

I was cleaning our my we the other week with my wire.
covered in Cobwebs...
But she' s good WK?! we kids.
And I found this old painting, and (his old Violin.
So I look (hem ( an expert and he said "What you have (here
is a Stradivarius, and a Rembrandt"
S( was a terrible pannle
And Rembrandt made rotten Violins!
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#2 - abriarrose (07/19/2012) [-]
>Insert witty joke about fezzes and bowties being cool here<
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#28 - rustehrussell (07/19/2012) [-]
Tommy Cooper, one of the greatest British stand-up comedians that ever lived.
Tommy Cooper, one of the greatest British stand-up comedians that ever lived.
User avatar #3 - USSRviper (07/19/2012) [-]
Tommy cooper was fantastic xD
#4 to #3 - Rascal (07/19/2012) [-]
And so was your mum.
User avatar #5 to #4 - USSRviper (07/19/2012) [-]
She's only 15 that's pretty sick dude
User avatar #6 to #5 - loganmadder (07/19/2012) [-]
How old are you, then?
User avatar #11 to #6 - USSRviper (07/19/2012) [-]
I fell for this last time a stranger on the internet asked
User avatar #8 to #5 - marineofMaine (07/19/2012) [-]
not if she's DEAD
User avatar #44 - DoggyBouncer (07/19/2012) [-]
I just cringed...
#12 - xstrangebrewx (07/19/2012) [-]
'Dat Fez...
'Dat Fez...
User avatar #20 - symustafa (07/19/2012) [-]
And to think he died on live TV......
#1 - Rascal (07/19/2012) [-]
Comedy genius.

just like this fella
#14 to #1 - Rascal (07/19/2012) [-]
and whom is this exactly?
User avatar #16 to #14 - yesimagirlgamer (07/19/2012) [-]
Benny ************* Hill, that's who
User avatar #29 to #16 - makemebaconsammich (07/19/2012) [-]
and he drove the fastest milk cart in the west
User avatar #31 to #29 - yesimagirlgamer (07/19/2012) [-]
Ernie....
Now Ernie loved a widow, a lady known as Sue, she lived all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22
User avatar #33 to #31 - makemebaconsammich (07/19/2012) [-]
They said she was too good for him, she was haughty, proud and chic
User avatar #34 to #33 - yesimagirlgamer (07/19/2012) [-]
But Ernie got his cocoa there three times every week!
User avatar #35 to #34 - makemebaconsammich (07/19/2012) [-]
They called him Ernie, ERNIEEEEE
User avatar #36 to #35 - yesimagirlgamer (07/19/2012) [-]
And he drove the fastest milk-cart in the west!
User avatar #40 to #36 - xxAnnekaxx (07/19/2012) [-]
She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said "All right sweet heart" and when he'd finished work one night, he loaded up his cart.
He said "Do you want it Pasturized 'cause pasturized is best." She says "Ernie, i'll be 'appy if it comes up to me chest."
That tickled old Ernie
Erniiiie
And he drove the fastest milk cart in the west.
User avatar #38 to #36 - makemebaconsammich (07/19/2012) [-]
What's you're fave lyrics from the song?
User avatar #39 to #38 - yesimagirlgamer (07/19/2012) [-]
This verse:

Now Susie ran between them and tried to keep them apart,
And Ernie, he pushed her aside and a rock cake caught him underneath his heart.
And he looked up in pained surprise and the concrete hardened crust,
Of a stale pork pie caught him in the eye and Ernie bit the dust.
User avatar #41 to #39 - makemebaconsammich (07/19/2012) [-]
That bits awesome but my favourite (Engliash spelling as English is best STFU auto correct!) is: He said,
"D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"
She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."
User avatar #42 to #41 - yesimagirlgamer (07/19/2012) [-]
Lol, I love that bit too
I always laugh when they sing 'Triggerrrrrrrrrrrrr', too
User avatar #43 to #42 - makemebaconsammich (07/19/2012) [-]
tbh I'm in stitches the whole way through!
User avatar #45 to #43 - yesimagirlgamer (07/19/2012) [-]
Same, Benny Hill just made comedy...
My dad and I have a little thing where I slap him on the back of the head like he's the little old man ;)
#46 to #45 - makemebaconsammich (07/19/2012) [-]
intriguing! I would do that to my dad but I'm not sure he would get the reference, not a massive fan... Looks like it will be my brother, he won't get it either but he's more fun to hit!
intriguing! I would do that to my dad but I'm not sure he would get the reference, not a massive fan... Looks like it will be my brother, he won't get it either but he's more fun to hit!
User avatar #47 to #46 - yesimagirlgamer (07/19/2012) [-]
I would do it to my brother, but a battle between a small 15 year old girl and a giant 20 year old male will not end well...
User avatar #48 to #47 - makemebaconsammich (07/19/2012) [-]
ahaha yeah my brother is 18 and I'm only 16 but I'm taller, unfortunately not stronger but quicker so I can run away!
User avatar #49 to #48 - yesimagirlgamer (07/19/2012) [-]
Yes, the speedy prevail! :D
I'm lucky that my family understand my obscure references... I often end up quoting Monty Python with my brother.
#51 - Rascal (07/19/2012) [-]
Was this the same dude that died on TV?
User avatar #53 to #51 - bobulous (07/19/2012) [-]
Yes.
User avatar #56 to #53 - garymuthafuknoak (07/19/2012) [-]
what happened and were can i get a video?
User avatar #62 to #56 - bobulous (07/20/2012) [-]
Here's the video: You need to login to view this link
It's quite sad, because everyone laughs.

Here's what happened:
On April 15, 1984, Tommy Cooper collapsed from a massive heart attack in front of millions of television viewers, midway through his act, on the popular ITV variety show Live From Her Majesty's. Most of the audience thought it was part of his act and were laughing, until it became apparent that he was seriously ill. At this point the show's director, Alasdair Macmillan, cued the orchestra to play music for a commercial break and Jimmy Tarbuck's manager tried to pull Tommy back through the stage curtains, where he was given CPR. For legal and medical reasons, Cooper's body could not be removed from the stage except by paramedics or the police. It was decided to continue the show and other stars proceeded to present their acts in the limited space in front of the stage. For a long time, a rumour circulated that the size 13 feet from his 6 foot 3 frame protruded into view underneath the curtains. While the show continued, efforts were being made backstage to revive Cooper though these were not made easier by the darkness. It was not until a second commercial break that ambulancemen were able to move his body and rush him to Westminster Hospital, where he was pronounced dead on arrival.
User avatar #30 - doughboyfreshcak (07/19/2012) [-]
that was really funny but being in orchestra and stuff it kinda hurt to see that violin break D:
User avatar #54 to #30 - justanoreo (07/19/2012) [-]
You wussy. I play the violin too. It's no worse than seeing people break guitars left and right. Just loosen up. Mmkay
User avatar #63 to #54 - doughboyfreshcak (07/21/2012) [-]
AGRO MUCH???
User avatar #64 to #63 - justanoreo (07/21/2012) [-]
I bestowed upon thee thumbs. haha
User avatar #66 to #64 - doughboyfreshcak (07/21/2012) [-]
you know what never mind i got thumbs whooo!!
User avatar #65 to #64 - doughboyfreshcak (07/21/2012) [-]
for the agro?
#21 - saladtongsofdeath (07/19/2012) [-]
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**saladtongsofdeath rolled a random image posted in comment #6930249 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Discussion Forum ** didnt he die on stage and everyone started laughing because they thought it was part of the act?
User avatar #22 - ZeGerman ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
The man's called stradivari. the band's name is stratovarius.
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User avatar #25 to #24 - ZeGerman ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
ok, looked it up and it confirms your opinion. i never stop learning, apparently ^^.
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User avatar #55 to #50 - iRetaliate (07/19/2012) [-]
Step 1: Learn to spell Stradivarius.
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User avatar #59 to #58 - iRetaliate (07/19/2012) [-]
Step 2: Acknowledge the fact that Stradivarius made violins and cellos.
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User avatar #68 to #67 - iRetaliate (07/23/2012) [-]
Yes, did you even read what he said?
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User avatar #70 to #69 - iRetaliate (07/23/2012) [-]
Then you don't know what he was talking about and therefore, you don't understand what I was talking about.
User avatar #37 - xxAnnekaxx (07/19/2012) [-]
I know you guys don;t usually bother with youtube links, but I suggest any Tommy Cooper fan listen to this song by him! :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGdI7CXZUXc
User avatar #32 - Welshhobo (07/19/2012) [-]
Born and raised in the street next to mine - Llywn-On Street. Theres a plaque on the house :D
User avatar #52 to #32 - iamtheceej (07/19/2012) [-]
Surprised his statue in Caerphilly hasn't been stolen and scrapped yet...yet
User avatar #57 to #52 - Welshhobo (07/19/2012) [-]
I managed to lock my keys inside my car when i went to the unveiling of that. :/
User avatar #60 to #57 - iamtheceej (07/20/2012) [-]
Now that, that's devastating. At least people shopping in Iceland get to see something with a smile on its face
User avatar #27 - cheeseybagle (07/19/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8zi7vcnjVc <- musical tribute to the great man himself, sung by scroobius pip
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User avatar #19 - dutchbag (07/19/2012) [-]
Tommy Cooper, great!
User avatar #15 - fuzzyballs (07/19/2012) [-]
maybe if you uploaded a movie
#9 - Rascal (07/19/2012) [-]
who wants to see him die on stage?
#10 to #9 - Rascal (07/19/2012) [-]
he did faggot
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