Skyrim Hypocrisy. Haven't anybody thought of this?. ALL FORBIDDING [N THE CITY? Yeah but you sure are welcome.. Oh my god... this...this is the content.... God Damn annoying Special Treatment
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Skyrim Hypocrisy

Skyrim Hypocrisy. Haven't anybody thought of this?. ALL FORBIDDING [N THE CITY? Yeah but you sure are welcome.. Oh my god... this...this is the content....

Haven't anybody thought of this?

ALL FORBIDDING [N THE CITY?
Yeah but you sure are welcome.
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#57 - felixjarl ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Now make love to your screen.
Now make love to your screen.
#48 - vorack **User deleted account** (05/26/2013) [-]
I really wish there was a path in Skyrim where you were like, "			****		 it, Thalmor and Empire suck, but Stormcloaks are just as stupid, I'm gonna make my own Military faction, with blackjack and hookers!" and then you go about and conquer EVERY hold in skyrim, every town, defeat every guard who stands against, outwit some of the Jarls so they join your faction, Then you get to the end of the wuest line and you,'re like,   
   
   
"I must fight the Tiber Septims!"   
   
and the game is like   
   
"No, Dragonborn, YOU are the Tiber Septims!"   
   
and then John was a Talos
I really wish there was a path in Skyrim where you were like, " **** it, Thalmor and Empire suck, but Stormcloaks are just as stupid, I'm gonna make my own Military faction, with blackjack and hookers!" and then you go about and conquer EVERY hold in skyrim, every town, defeat every guard who stands against, outwit some of the Jarls so they join your faction, Then you get to the end of the wuest line and you,'re like,


"I must fight the Tiber Septims!"

and the game is like

"No, Dragonborn, YOU are the Tiber Septims!"

and then John was a Talos
User avatar #54 to #48 - beerterror (05/26/2013) [-]
wtf happened to that poor wolfie
User avatar #140 to #48 - existacne (05/26/2013) [-]
DO WANT!!1
#98 to #48 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
And do the Harlem Shake!
User avatar #100 to #48 - icametocomment (05/26/2013) [-]
I'd rather have have a DLC where you can kick the Thalmor's ass. Just boot em right out of Skyrim, kill that annoying biznatch who was at the peace meeting, then maybe even campaign against them in Cyrodiil and the Summerset Isles too. Talos worship is allowed, civil war gets solved, and the sulfur-skins get what they deserve.
User avatar #70 to #48 - fuzzyballs (05/26/2013) [-]
it wouldn't work lore-wise
sure, the Thalmor say a unified skyrim would be a problem, but it wouldn't work if you killed half the population
so instead you join a faction and kill about a quarter
User avatar #93 to #70 - viscerys (05/26/2013) [-]
The Thalmor need Skyrim. They want it to make the world die. There are towers scattered about the world, of varying types, like the White-Gold Tower in Cyrodiil, the Adamantine Tower in High Rock, and the Snow-throat in Skyrim. They have most of the others. When they have all of the others, and when they get Snow-throat, they will sink Nirn into itself in an attempt to achieve divinity.
User avatar #102 to #93 - fuzzyballs (05/26/2013) [-]
why the **** are you talking about someting completely different?
User avatar #112 to #102 - viscerys (05/26/2013) [-]
The wiping out of the Thalmor would work lore-wise. It would save the world. I probably should have done a little bit of a summary.
User avatar #159 to #112 - fuzzyballs (05/26/2013) [-]
that's not what I said, okay?
User avatar #160 to #159 - viscerys (05/26/2013) [-]
Okey dokey.
#42 - Katzie (05/26/2013) [-]
This appears... familiar somehow...
User avatar #29 - kakariko (05/26/2013) [-]
Is...
Is this the content?

Well, you better start humping that screen.
User avatar #12 - justxjames (05/26/2013) [-]
Oh my god... this...this is the content....
#33 to #12 - steeedan (05/26/2013) [-]
Holy crap man. Awesome spot as if you noticed that!
#162 to #12 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
User avatar #21 to #12 - kamusioso (05/26/2013) [-]
I KNOW!!!
#28 to #12 - steeedan (05/26/2013) [-]
What are you talking about man?
#64 to #12 - pimpinpenguin (05/26/2013) [-]
The only reason this is making it to the front page is because OP made that other content about it haha
User avatar #13 to #12 - roguetrooper (05/26/2013) [-]
OMG I'M SO EXCITED IT'S LIKE SEEING SOMEONE FROM TV!
#19 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
Im guessing titles are hard
#99 - nyawgga (05/26/2013) [-]
YFW a content about your content gets more thumbs
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#125 - turbodoosh (05/26/2013) [-]
Make two content at the same time, one about the first content. You are a devious bastard OP, and I like that. Well done
#80 - perdurabo (05/26/2013) [-]
Today is your frontpage day lorkhan
Today is your frontpage day lorkhan

#89 to #80 - thedutchs (05/26/2013) [-]
***** we destroyed dat ************ heart even tho da Dr.Dagoth Ur tryed icing our brotha's 'cuz he disrespectin' people that ain't got no fancy golden masks and **** . He was all like "Nerevar, u a ********** ." so I iced that mofo too.

Lorkhan is kill.

Pic related, It's my homie.
#91 to #89 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
Divath Fyr.
User avatar #17 - thesilveresteagle (05/26/2013) [-]
Is it weird that when I play as a Skyrim race, I try to play exactly as they would be in the skyrim world? I.E. If I were a nord I would be brutal and uncaring, or If I were a dark elf, or Khajit I would try to sneak around places such as towns where im not welcome.
#20 to #17 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
No... that just means you're one of.. them....


******* role players
User avatar #24 to #20 - ohgodthepressure (05/26/2013) [-]
Role players in a game based on role playing? How dare they!?
User avatar #41 to #20 - myrtille (05/26/2013) [-]
It's a roleplaying game.
I don't...I just don't even...
#165 to #20 - lunarflare (05/27/2013) [-]
What's the point of playing a role playing game if you're not gonna role play?
#59 to #17 - demicus (05/26/2013) [-]
I made my Dunmer an archaeologist and engineer who studies the Dwemer.

...downside, I also RP her as only being average in all combat respects. And I play on max difficulty, with the deadly dragons mod. So I die. A lot.

RP is hard sometimes...
User avatar #61 to #59 - thesilveresteagle (05/26/2013) [-]
sadly I play... console (dont tell anyone) so I cant fully enjoy modded skyrim. I played at my friends house and he had a lot of sick mods, So I'm hoping to buy pc skyrim soon and fully immerse myself in RP.
User avatar #66 to #61 - demicus (05/26/2013) [-]
Even the console version is good.

And while I may be part of the "Glorious PC Gaming Master Race", I still have my 360, my PS2, etc. So you're still among friends. ^_^
#84 to #66 - humanheater (05/26/2013) [-]
check this guy out, such a good sport
check this guy out, such a good sport
User avatar #168 to #84 - demicus (05/27/2013) [-]
Way I see it, we're all here to play games. No sense in getting our feathers ruffled because someone played it on a PS3 or an Xbox.

We're like the Allies in WWII. All different, with totally different ideals and ways of doing things. But we're still going to stomp the **** out of the Nazi that is boredom together. Even if we end up getting into a cold war with the Xbox One after the war.... But I digress.
User avatar #142 to #59 - existacne (05/26/2013) [-]
That's one ugly Danmer.
User avatar #167 to #142 - demicus (05/27/2013) [-]
Dunmer, mate. And you're certainly entitled to that opinion. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She IS close to 300 years old, after all.
User avatar #36 to #17 - muchasmarcos (05/26/2013) [-]
Imperial here. Talking the **** out of them untill they let me in, make me nobillity and i dethrone their Jarl.
User avatar #23 to #17 - masterfuck (05/26/2013) [-]
Even if I were an orc, I just felt like a nord the whole game. (playing in 1st person) Every time I hear dragon born I just think of "the Skyrim guy". Well, still better racial.
User avatar #35 to #17 - Psychotic (05/26/2013) [-]
That is so fun. My favorite is wood elf. i used survival mods and lived off the land, hunting for my food
User avatar #45 to #17 - antigravitycake (05/26/2013) [-]
i want to rape chickens but there is no option for that
User avatar #143 to #45 - existacne (05/26/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure you can find a mod for that.
#86 to #17 - libejenkins (05/26/2013) [-]
Roleplay, they call it.
User avatar #22 to #17 - deftonesjunkie ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
i like to play as a khajjit who gets lycanthrope so i can be a kitty cat who turns into a doggy
#88 - luquaz (05/26/2013) [-]
same thing with argonians in windhelm.   
   
MFW I play argonian and walk up to Ulfric and just sit by his dining table
same thing with argonians in windhelm.

MFW I play argonian and walk up to Ulfric and just sit by his dining table
#47 - tiltaz (05/26/2013) [-]
Khajiit loved by the people of interwebs
Hated by the people of Skyrim
User avatar #132 to #47 - khajiithaswares (05/26/2013) [-]
I know that feel, bro. It's hard being a strong khajiit who don't need no coin in Skyrim..
#94 to #47 - agonix (05/26/2013) [-]
Well they are feline.
#95 - clara (05/26/2013) [-]
I says in the skyrim wiki, that khajiits who isn't traveling with the caravans, can enter the cities. That's also why J'zargo can be in Winterhold, he had to enter the city to get to the college, and since he isn't with a caravan, he can enter. Also, if you interfer with the elves, they will send a female khajiit after you, she can enter the cities aswell.
#113 to #95 - namffuh (05/26/2013) [-]
What do you mean by "interfere with the elves"?
User avatar #128 to #113 - Blargosnarf (05/26/2013) [-]
If you pass the mission where you get into the ambassador's party and snoop around, if you enter Riften a strange Khajiit woman will follow you from a distance. If you enter the Ratway, she'll approach you and try to kill you.
#1 - crazyolitis (05/25/2013) [-]
Well, yeah, but the other Khajits can't blow them away with mere words, or summon and/or kill a dragon.
#2 to #1 - argoniansrule (05/25/2013) [-]
but you can enter the cities without proving that, hell you have to before you reveal you're dragonborn
User avatar #3 to #2 - ranzoray (05/25/2013) [-]
Would have been much more interesting if you were forbidden and had to earn your way into the cities as a khajiit
#4 to #3 - argoniansrule (05/25/2013) [-]
yeah, it would have even been better if you could get Khajiit to be allowed into cities by talking to the jarls and that
User avatar #5 to #4 - ranzoray (05/25/2013) [-]
indeed, it would
but alas, nothing can be done about it
#6 to #5 - argoniansrule (05/25/2013) [-]
I may have confessed my undying love for argonians in my name, but Khajiits are a close second
User avatar #7 to #6 - ranzoray (05/25/2013) [-]
I like their Arabian/African vibe
#8 to #7 - argoniansrule (05/25/2013) [-]
I like how they remind me of my cat even when they look nothing like here and trying to mug me
User avatar #62 to #3 - redstag (05/26/2013) [-]
EXACTLY, when i found out that the khajiit weren't allowed in the cities I literally stopped my game made a new game as a khajiitty in the hopes that the quests were different and possibly had more goals what not... nope so much disappointment .
User avatar #58 to #3 - mustikat (05/26/2013) [-]
FFS new DLC INC ! more money out of my pocket
User avatar #40 to #2 - muchasmarcos (05/26/2013) [-]
well when you enter the first citty you presuade the guards that you have news for the jarl. after that you have acces to whiterun and become nobillity. since you are already nobillity you can enter anny of the citties however you want. except riften of course (dem stoopid thieves).
#9 - John Cena (05/25/2013) [-]
so which should i choose?

imperials= tried to decapitate me even if i wasnt on ''the list''
stormcloaks= ******* racists, and i dont like racists
User avatar #145 to #9 - existacne (05/26/2013) [-]
I had like 3 characters I played a lot, about 130 hours total and about 5-6 more characters I played only to feel how others treat them (going as Dark Elf into Solitude etc) and I've never chose Stink- Stormcloak questline.
User avatar #60 to #9 - mortolife (05/26/2013) [-]
Depends on your race. I usually choose a nord and join the stormloaks because I feel like I'm betraying my homeland if I choose otherwise. Plus the aldmeri dominion can suffer in the plains of oblivion for all eternity.
#136 to #9 - epicawe (05/26/2013) [-]
its was just the one bitch legate that didn't give a **** bout the list. **** her
#10 to #9 - finni (05/25/2013) [-]
The Stormcloaks are nationalists, not racist. They welcome everyone to join their ranks as long as you fight for Skyrim as your home, or if you just hate the Empire.
#18 to #10 - John Cena (05/26/2013) [-]
Despite the well known Ulfric Stormcloak and his rebels not giving a crap when some encampment was raided and it wasn't Nordic?

And then they allow some racist dude to roam their streets shouting at Dark Elves? I bet five septims there are Stormcloaks who purposely scare off new Dark Elves.
#67 to #18 - finni (05/26/2013) [-]
They also let people go and defend the dark elves. The Niryane, a high elf living in Windhelm, says it's the dark elves own fault for being too proud of themselves and not adapting to the Nordic way of life
User avatar #38 to #10 - muchasmarcos (05/26/2013) [-]
**** your crusade for Talos. If you're tearing down his empire and helping the Thalmor then that makes you the scum of human kind. Also who of you realy thinks that the dragonborn would let Ulfric get the throne if the rebbelion succeded? The dragonborn will one way or another gain rule over the empire anyway.
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User avatar #106 to #10 - alltimetens (05/26/2013) [-]
Could you explain to me what each side is fighting for? I've always been wondering... who is fighting for the best cause? What are the Stormcloaks/Imperials trying to do?
User avatar #108 to #106 - finni (05/26/2013) [-]
"who is fighting for the best cause?" As much as I'd love to say the Stormcloaks, I can't tell you which side is fighting for the best cause, you have to decide yourself.

There are these douchebags, called the Aldmeri Dominion, which is a faction of the High Elves. They are a bunch of greedy bastards and they invaded the Empire and won. Since they won, they got to decide the terms, much of involving things like they would be superior to them, taxes, but what gave away most rage, banning of the god Talos.

A young Imperial soldier, named Ulfric Stormcloak who had fought against the Dominion together with his friends, many of whom were lost in the war, felt betrayed by the Empire for signing the White-Gold Concordat (name of the treaty). After years of waiting for the Empire to take up arms and fight against the Dominion again, but they don't. He feels like he has the right goal, and then challenges the High King of Skyrim to a duel, winner becomes High King. Ulfric won the duel, but the Imperials would give him the throne, so he escaped the capital and gathered his own army, who the Empire called for Stormcloaks to be little them, but they liked the name and accepted it.

In short, Empire fights for keeping Skyrim as part of the Empire and accepting Imperial control over the country.
Stormcloaks fight for a free and independent Skyrim, were the Nords are the ones giving the orders, and not the Emperor.

Both sides seeks to get rid of the Al dominion, but you have to choose which you prefer to win and who you think might be able to fight the aldmeri dominion and win.
#115 to #108 - namffuh (05/26/2013) [-]
See, the thing about that is, if the Stormcloaks win the war for Skyrim, the Empire will lose all of the soldiers and resources that Skyrim has. Which will significantly weaken them and leave them open to annihilation by the Dominion, and when the Dominion destroys the weakened empire the Aldmeri will only get stronger. Ulfric may think he is fighting for the freedom of Skyrim and its people, but he is actually fighting for its destruction.
User avatar #111 to #106 - meganinja ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
Empire is fighting to maintain its control over the province of Skyrim. The Empire originally was in control of Skyrim for a very long period of time.

The Stormcloaks are fighting to free Skyrim from the Empire. After the last war with the High Elves, a treaty was put into effect that banned the worship of Talos, whom the Nords heavily revered. The Nords fight for freedom and to worship Talos pretty much.
User avatar #31 to #10 - spankcakes (05/26/2013) [-]
So, they're basically French Foreign Legion of Tamriel..?
User avatar #11 to #9 - rockmanfan (05/26/2013) [-]
i just dont do either and let the war not escalate.
User avatar #14 to #9 - kolimm **User deleted account** (05/26/2013) [-]
just pick a side and progress with the main quest

you can make peace
User avatar #30 to #14 - thisotherdude (05/26/2013) [-]
Technically that peace is only temporary.
User avatar #27 to #9 - pixmantle (05/26/2013) [-]
I chose Imperials, I found a note from the evil elf-buttheads that started the whole rebellion saying that the imperials should not win, but neither should the storm cloaks really, and the best thing was an ongoing war. But it said more-so that imperials winning was bad, so I felt justified as imperials.
#124 - rollontrolling (05/26/2013) [-]
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#34 - europe (05/26/2013) [-]
The reason that you're allowed into the city is because you carry important news for the Jarl, as anyone who has ever played Skyrim knows
#141 to #34 - existacne (05/26/2013) [-]
As far as I remember, player can get inside without telling a word about news for Jarl he has.
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