epic space ship. . You are currently on a 4. 5 billion year old spaceship. A self sufficient, org__ a; wje, complex spaceship. You are orbiting a power source t
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epic space ship

You are currently on a 4. 5 billion
year old spaceship.
A self sufficient, org__ a; wje, complex spaceship.
You are orbiting a power source that
is a million times larger than your ship.
There are 200 billi. ; more power sources,
possibly with sh_ ips_{__ lik' e' yours, in your group.
There mrwii, itim, ', groups in
miles ,) j, afji!,... t to an object that
is 150 million‘ light years away. .
Welcome to life. Its more exciting" ..
when you think on a larger scale.
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User avatar #142 - turtlepoop (02/10/2013) [-]
i just wanna be a pirate
#141 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
Not to mention spinning in a circle at 1000 miles per hour and revolving around that power source at some (i don't feel like doing the math) speed...
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#139 - furryflava (02/10/2013) [-]
It's a spaceship...
#138 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm more interested in porn and buffalo wings
#129 - abdullahmag (02/10/2013) [-]
it's a shame the pilots are retarded.
#136 to #129 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
like you
#124 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
the organic part of said spaceship, earth, is not self-sufficient. without the sun there would be no us, and in this context the crew ergo, the earth alone is not sufficient to support life
#123 - derptimmyson (02/10/2013) [-]
Science says that these are atoms that have created all
User avatar #130 to #123 - tammus (02/10/2013) [-]
...What?
#118 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
This is a butchery of theoretical spaceflight thinking and terminology. Everything about this is wrong...
User avatar #121 to #118 - Zaxplab (02/10/2013) [-]
I must be slow.... when did anonymous change to worthlessanon?
#112 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
This only makes me feel more insignificant, and depressed.
#114 to #112 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
I'm just as worthless as anybody else wasting their life on this site.
#111 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
Am I'm just sitting here, masturbating
User avatar #108 - Shrynesnotfunny (02/10/2013) [-]
Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
User avatar #105 - desante ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
One post can change your whole day, time to play Master of Orion II
#100 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
the vastness is so terrifying compared to where we are right now. but then we start to think, who have made all of these? the universe, planets, living creatures etc... there must be all powerful deity, God. The very existence of the universe cannot be understood or explained using our five senses.
User avatar #98 - piglord (02/10/2013) [-]
The fap cave is under attack!!
#94 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
You are nothing... Nooooothiiiiiing.
User avatar #91 - getsheadfromdolan ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
all that **** is happening and im just sitting here masturbating
User avatar #92 to #91 - hammerfell (02/10/2013) [-]
No, you're sitting on a spaceship traveling extremely ******* fast while masturbating. That's something most people can only dream of. You can honestly say that you've spent your entire life doing **** that most people could never even think to accomplish.
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