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#61 - Zailen (02/10/2013) [-]
Alot of self reflection has been done at the hands of cloudgazing...Heres a question for you. What would a world be like with the complete absense of physics? Chew on that for a few days...
User avatar #64 to #61 - lolwtfme (02/10/2013) [-]
WHYYY :( WHY DID YOU HAD TO PUT THAT IMAGE?
JUST COMPLETE THAT PATH YESTERDAY.

UH FUKKEN SAVED
#57 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (02/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #58 to #53 - bwignite (02/10/2013) [-]
wut
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#51 - sixty (02/10/2013) [-]
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#50 - herefortheporno (02/10/2013) [-]
All these comments and no one mentions Stephen Hawking?
All these comments and no one mentions Stephen Hawking?
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#43 - themastertroller (02/10/2013) [-]
mfw quantum mechanics
#42 - johngun (02/10/2013) [-]
happends to me every day . and im not kiddin :/



inb4 : cool story bro , red thumbs , can't inb4 .
#38 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
stfu bitch
when u r reading this dont stop or something bad will happen! my name is summer i am 15 years old i have blonde hair ,many scars no nose or ears.. i am dead. if u dont copy this just like from the ring, copy n post this on 5 more sites.. or.. i will appear one dark quiet night when ur not expecting it by your bed with a knife and kill u. this is no joke something good will happen to u if you post this on 5 more pages comments
#48 to #38 - krome (02/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #47 to #38 - varrlegrimscythe (02/10/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#62 to #47 - spanishninja (02/10/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little consumer? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the sales department, and I've been involved in numerous late night TV commercials, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed sales. I am trained in pitching and I’m the top stain specialist in the entire US shopping network. You are nothing to me but just another sale. I will wipe stains the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth thanks to awesome cleaning power of Oxi Clean, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over our phones which are manned 24 hours a day? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my shopping network of spies across the USA and your phone number is being traced right now so you better prepare for the fantastic deals we have in store for you, maggot. You’re ******* saving money right now, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can triple this offer in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in stain removal, but I have access to the entire shopping network and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable stains off the top of the kitchen counter. But wait there’s more. If only you could have known what great sales your little phone call was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the new low low price of $19.95.
#66 to #62 - eddymolly (03/10/2013) [-]
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll **** fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
#45 to #38 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

they can hear, and see what your visually thinking this is the complete truth
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds. If all over a billion Asians where to show facial expressions all the time just as much as non Asians, integrate and associate with non Asians much more, and be much more friendly and talkative, then a lot of them might accidentally reveal that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place. Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely crazy as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason, that is them giving people looks when they hear and visually see someone thinking something they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc. I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN ITS TRUE

You have to spread the message!!!!!

The world has to know about this!!!!!
User avatar #63 to #45 - spanishninja (02/10/2013) [-]
BLACKS CAN ACTUALLY STEAL BIKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can rob, and rape you while walking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Blacks have completely angry faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Blacks and don't associate with non Blacks that much, are very talkative, and are very offensive in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they will rape you by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look of how someone looks, or makes a sexual pose something with their body that blacks like, find errotic, or arousing etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally do something similar to what the person was just doing and going to rape. If they all associated with non Blacks a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show horny expressions when those people do things they like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Blacks so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try posing, best yet sexual pose with your body something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Blacks, and try looking for Blacks who will rape you, especially sexually assult for what appears to be for a completely sexual reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
User avatar #39 to #38 - jurto (02/10/2013) [-]
worthlessanon

But how?
User avatar #56 to #39 - watermelonmcnigger (02/10/2013) [-]
Its a new thing
User avatar #46 to #39 - alstorp (02/10/2013) [-]
I guess Kim has a sense of humor.
User avatar #40 to #39 - goodguygary ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
i am also wanting to know how the hell.
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#33 - jaketasticness (02/09/2013) [-]
Fixed

(silly Op, thinking he actually knows a girl)
User avatar #41 to #33 - goodguygary ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
it could be his mother, because god knows he still lives with her.
#31 - elitelizard (02/09/2013) [-]
Me reading your content
#54 to #31 - fingercramp (02/10/2013) [-]
Here you go
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User avatar #24 - AresX (02/09/2013) [-]
Quantum mechanics isn't what you can understand, it's literally everything that doesn't make sense.
#49 to #24 - anonymous (02/10/2013) [-]
Uhmmm... No it's not =\ Quantum mechanics is just the study of the very small...
Meaning inter-atomic forces an inter-subatomic forces 'n' other stuffs.
Basically everything below the molecular level as I understand it, where our natural laws don't always apply because there is no solid mass, only energy forms that exert forces on other energy forms.
User avatar #67 to #49 - eddymolly (03/10/2013) [-]
Not true, Quantum mechanics is just the study of quantised things, you can easily work out the quantum mechanical wave function of things like dust particles, even things like balls.

The reason its generally done with small things is because they're more interesting, like a tennis balls wave function is so minuscule its impossible to detect, yet a photons wave function is really interesting, and has interesting results on it (like particle-mass duality effects)
User avatar #22 - eddymolly (02/09/2013) [-]
Quantum Mechanics makes my brain hurt.
#10 - iamphoenix (02/09/2013) [-]
You don't understand Quantum Mechanics unless you're extremely confused.
User avatar #29 to #10 - meatduckk (02/09/2013) [-]
or crazy
User avatar #26 to #10 - redrex ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
so you understand it by not understanding it?
#60 to #26 - coolcalx (02/10/2013) [-]
if you understand it, then you don't understand it, therefore meaning that you DO understand it.

you are stuck in a constant quantum flux between understanding and non-comprehension
#27 to #26 - iamphoenix (02/09/2013) [-]
Essentially yes. My favorite quote from my quantum textbook: "If you're not confused by this, your comprehension might be slipping."
User avatar #28 to #27 - redrex ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
ahahaha
#7 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - thewebspinner ONLINE (02/09/2013) [-]
I distinctly remember at my stepmother's 40th birthday, having drunk a lot I went to the bathroom, washing my hands afterwards I caught my eye in the mirror (I'm a gorgeous ************ !!!) It all made sense, all of it, everything. By the time I got out of my place of revelation, it was gone.

I had another beer.
#2 - longboarding (02/09/2013) [-]
THIS IS NOT SAYING PEOPLE WHO KNOW QP ARE UGLY, IT'S A JOKE.
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