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Face f the earth was 10 ft closer to the sun we would all burn up
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no anyone wondering, that' s not true, 1) Earth' s orbit
is elliptical and the distance from the sun varies from around 14? million
kilometers to 152 million kilometers on any given year. star has
a habitable zone that is affected by the size of the star and its intensity.
The Sun' s habitable zone is about . 05 AU to 1. 3? AU, An AU is the
Earth' s average distance from the Sun, 93 million miles, so Earth' s orbit
could decrease by 4, 500, 000 miles or increase by 34, 000, 000 miles and
still be in the habitable zone. It If your claim was true any moderately
sized earthquake could take us out of the habitable zone. sorry.
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#43 - ohemgeezus (02/16/2013) [-]
MFW people thank their deity for **** that makes no sense.
User avatar #35 - thegamerslife (02/16/2013) [-]
Next time people leave the morons name open for us to see please. thanks.
#33 - feelythefeel (02/16/2013) [-]
People who deny due criticism only wish to live looking like they know what they're doing, and die not knowing a thing.
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#32 - boonfg **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#30 - thewarlord (02/16/2013) [-]
it's amazing how people can be "omg you proved me wrong? never speak to me again."

and at the same time "you liekd my comment? OMG BFF"

#23 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [-]
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They're both idiots. Earthquakes can't change the earth's orbit. There needs to be interaction with another object. If there didn't need to be interaction with other objects, then probes would never use things lik ion engines and would instead just use some sort of pendulum effect to swing their way into different orbits.

That said, there are many other effects that would take us out of the BS "habitable zone," as there are many interactions with many other objects. A few of those meteors might do it.
User avatar #28 to #23 - ariakon (02/16/2013) [-]
The earthquake in Japan caused the earth to shift on its axis slightly.
User avatar #25 to #23 - lyiat ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
A massive earthquake could potentially cause enough momentum to cause a shift of at least ten feet in relative space. We're not talking a hundred miles here.
#21 - ohgodmysides (02/16/2013) [-]
"yeah, that's cool and all, but never point out that I am wrong again, because I want to look smart and die stupid"
"yeah, that's cool and all, but never point out that I am wrong again, because I want to look smart and die stupid"
User avatar #11 - vissova (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm a Christian and even I think these guys are ******* retarded.

This is why I keep God and all that to myself.
User avatar #39 to #11 - daentraya (02/16/2013) [-]
Please, I've nearly given up, but i need a tolerant christian who can perhaps make me more tolerant to christians by trying to make me understand. Please, i must know how people can be religious
User avatar #41 to #39 - vissova (02/16/2013) [-]
If you're being sincere, feel free to send me a PM and we can talk about it if you really want to learn about this stuff.
User avatar #42 to #41 - daentraya (02/16/2013) [-]
Good. It may be provocative and annoying, but i want to know what's going on in a persons mind when they hear it and actually get a goddahm answer
User avatar #14 to #11 - VincentKing ONLINE (02/16/2013) [-]
I'm religious too, but not over the top. I just find it interesting to learn about everyones beliefs.
User avatar #12 to #11 - tonyzepol (02/16/2013) [-]
And yet you just told us all that you're a christian, nice job on keeping that to yourself. :)
#16 to #12 - deezknuts (02/16/2013) [-]
yeah how dare he make a comment about his opinion whilst simultaneously avoiding stereotypical prejudice by allowing us enough information to understand his personal mindframe
yeah how dare he make a comment about his opinion whilst simultaneously avoiding stereotypical prejudice by allowing us enough information to understand his personal mindframe
#19 to #16 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [-]
His religious affiliation has nothing to do with the content. So yes, stating that he was a christian was contradictory to his statement, and no it didn't offer anything in regards to his point of view.
User avatar #20 to #19 - deezknuts (02/16/2013) [-]
actually it does. if he didn't point out that he was a christian, many people would believe he was an athiest who was making fun of christians. he didn't want people to wrongly accuse him of slandering those with whom he shares similar beliefs.

And it wasn't contradictory, he was simply mentioning it. it would be contradictory if he said "I'm a christian, but i think christianity is incorrect"

so yeah


take that

#15 to #12 - oedad (02/16/2013) [-]
america land where everyone can speak their mind unless you don't conform to liberal dogma.
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#9 - lorentz (02/16/2013) [-]
THE STUPIDITY!! IT BURRNS!!!
#13 to #9 - skybluetroll (02/16/2013) [-]
No, you were just 10 feet closer to the sun.
#36 to #13 - doddythechef (02/16/2013) [-]
the wit on you is strong
the wit on you is strong
#6 - childeroland (02/15/2013) [-]
**Fact- if you put the word "fact" infront of a statement it automatically becomes true
#34 to #6 - feelythefeel (02/16/2013) [-]
Fact - If people have multiple things to post at once, they put it into a comp.   
   
My work here is done.
Fact - If people have multiple things to post at once, they put it into a comp.

My work here is done.
User avatar #26 to #6 - punnyjunky (02/16/2013) [-]
FACT - You can grow your penis 6" in 6 weeks with this new Ron Jeremy approved method!
User avatar #27 to #26 - RequieminMortis (02/16/2013) [-]
FACT - Asians can actually refatds.
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#37 to #4 - furyr (02/16/2013) [-]
She called you amazing and now you're making fun of her? :(
She called you amazing and now you're making fun of her? :(
#5 to #4 - teranin ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
HA! nice
HA! nice
User avatar #2 - zukowashere (02/15/2013) [-]
A **** , walked up to the second floor and burst into flames.
User avatar #1 - reican (02/15/2013) [-]
drug her, get her pregnant, maybe she will try get smarter.
User avatar #3 to #1 - dreadedsin (02/15/2013) [-]
Or maybe we should just kill her, natural selection doesn't just choose the strongest, but the smartest.
User avatar #8 to #3 - reican (02/16/2013) [-]
kill her, go to jail, spend the prime of your life in prison, and pay a lot of money and be in debt the rest of your life after you are released.

"smartest" By smartest in natural selection often means the spectator. Watch over the whole thing, predict an outcome and work with the future outcome =???= profit.
#22 to #8 - anonymous (02/16/2013) [-]
Drugging her will also send you to jail
User avatar #40 to #22 - reican (02/16/2013) [-]
not in a nightclub it would, she'd take it freely.
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