Stretching gets you bitches (and food). This is the result of too much internet in your brain while attending biology class. I lied. There's no such thing as 't do You Even stretch
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#7 - icameheretotroll
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I can't stop laughing
#34 to #7 - computor
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Well neither can I.
#39 to #7 - gatoradefucker **User deleted account**
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#40 to #39 - gatoradefucker **User deleted account**
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#65 to #40 - pacoseago
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Make its legs twice as long as the original, but keep the short neck in that picture.
#52 to #7 - salmonofdoubt
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(02/21/2013) [-]
#27 - xrainbowdashx
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(02/21/2013) [-]
i was waiting for a "nope" referance
#29 to #27 - HordeyWordey
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(02/21/2013) [-]
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#41 to #27 - Bobtheblob
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#42 to #41 - xrainbowdashx
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(02/21/2013) [-]
1000 internets to you fine sir/madam
#30 - brenton
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Whoever made this does not know how to evolution. Stretching has nothing to do with it, because stretching isn't genetic and can't be passed down. It's simply the fact that giraffes with shorter necks starved before they could reproduce, so the ones with slightly longer and longer necks would win out when trying to shag the sheraffes.
#114 to #30 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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#120 to #114 - brenton
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Look at comment #33. This has already been pointed out, and I have already apologized for my mistake. You moron.
#51 to #30 - bobbysnobby
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(02/21/2013) [-]
actually a lot of aspects of evolution show Lamarckian characteristics as odd as it may sound it appears as some traits know they are being selected for and promote mutation.
#93 to #30 - anon
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Whoever made this comment does not know nothing about the english language
BECAUSE IT IS **** THERE AT THE BEGGINING IN ******* CAPITAL LETER ``LAMARCK'S GIRAFFE''
you are not someone intelligent, someone intelligent who knew about evolution would know about ******* lamarck,and someone intelligent who didnt know about evolution wouldnt give his opinion, you are just a kid with a little amount of anecdotes,you dont impress no one deal with it
#119 to #93 - brenton
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(02/21/2013) [-]
*kid (adult) with a bachelor's degree in cellular biology
#132 to #30 - DivderOfZero
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(03/17/2013) [-]
Actually there has been some recent evidence for Lamarckian evolution. Basically, a type of RNA, iRNA, will store information about stress/repetition on parts of an animals body and pass it on to the next generation which will then combat that stress.
#46 to #30 - kennyroks
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(02/21/2013) [-]
you do realize Lamarcks theory of evolution was discredited long ago right?
#47 to #30 - other
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Don't mean to be a dickhole, but you don't really know how to evolution either I'm afraid :/. It's a popular misconception that giraffes have long necks to reach leaves, when in fact giraffes have long necks so they're better at fighting other giraffes (no word of a lie, they have neck fights, google dat ****).
The giraffe with the longer neck fights better and therefore wins the sexy lady giraffe.
Please think carefully and try a bit of googling before using a Bill Nye.jpg, he should only be used if you're absolutely certain, otherwise you could be left looking like a bit of a moron.
#56 to #47 - twotwelve
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Actually, he does know how to evolution, just not how to giraffe evolution.
#118 to #47 - brenton
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Okay, so I may not have known the specific reasoning behind long necks leading to better survival, but my main point was that the ones that survive pass on their traits because they out-compete those with less-favorable traits. I do know how to evolution. Half of my bachelor's degree involved evolution.
#53 to #47 - richardastley
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Not sure why you were thumbed down for that. You are correct.
#55 to #30 - TheAssassinDude
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Lamarck's theory was the exact point of the comic. Lamarck was the one that said this to be true. it is obviously wrong.
#54 to #30 - datspecktastic
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I took bio last year and this was used as an example and you were supposed to identify that it was wrong
#32 to #30 - whataloser **User deleted account**
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#33 to #32 - brenton
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Welp, I feel rather silly for not noticing his name in the corner.
#66 - attentivecrane
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(02/21/2013) [-]
**attentivecrane rolls 99** dubs and I play runescape again.
#67 to #66 - tubbymeatball
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I feel bad for you.
#72 to #67 - attentivecrane
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Here comes mass addiction and wasted time..
#77 to #66 - departed
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I tried it recently to see how bad it had gotten and it's way worse....
#105 to #66 - iceidice
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(02/21/2013) [-]
There is a poll going on about bringing back the 2007 version of the game. The poll have had enough votes, so it will return TOMORROW! Sadly, to be able to play tomorrow you need to have voted wich requires membership.
#123 to #66 - badsamaritan
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I never quite runescape actually.
Give me your rsn if your gonna deliver
#81 to #66 - thisisspartah
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(02/21/2013) [-]
**thisisspartah rolls 770**
trips and i rejoin
#82 to #81 - thisisspartah
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(02/21/2013) [-]
**** that was close,
sorry bro, i wont be joining you
#84 to #82 - attentivecrane
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(02/21/2013) [-]
I suppose I'll be riding solo.. :(
#26 - mattdoggy
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Giraffes without long necks are just lame horses
Giraffes without long necks are just lame horses
#58 to #26 - twotwelve
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(02/21/2013) [-]
this .gif is so much win i cant even
this .gif is so much win i cant even
#43 to #26 - gildemoono
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Why do you just HAVE this lying around?
#44 to #43 - mattdoggy
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Ive been waiting a long time to use this
#4 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
False. There is no way for the act of stretching your neck to be imprinted into your genes; therefore, it is impossible for the length of the neck to be passed down to the next generation. The result of the length of a giraffe's neck was due to years upon years of natural selection favoring giraffes with longer necks.
#5 to #4 - demonssoul
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Thumbed up, even though you're a gay man.
#10 to #4 - joefakes
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Yes, but this an illustration of Lamarck's theory of inheritance, which was the theory before Dawin's theory of Evolution.
#13 to #10 - bilbobeutlin [OP] ONLINE
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(02/20/2013) [-]
joefakes is right. Lamarck's theory doesn't take genetics into accout, because he lived before Mendel's theories of heredity. So he came to the conclusion that animals change themselves actively instead of the change caused by selection which was described by Darwin.
#14 to #13 - novus
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(02/20/2013) [-]
It is still a false theory. It explains the change, but not in the correct way
#36 to #14 - atomschlumpf
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(02/21/2013) [-]
yeah...so? nobody said Lamarck was right with his theory
#71 - dchamp
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(02/21/2013) [-]
#1 - snowshark
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Sadly, evolution is nothing when compared to ingenuity.
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#11 to #6 - snowshark
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Sadly for the Giraffe.
#94 - puredeliciousness
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Be advised.
#110 to #94 - thalfak
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(02/21/2013) [-]
#107 - biggieboy
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(02/21/2013) [-]
ah, giraffes, such majestic creatures, do peaceful   
   
OH **** WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!
ah, giraffes, such majestic creatures, do peaceful

OH **** WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!!