Science Shark!. .. If someone ever finds a situation for this, please god let me know. Science Shark! If someone ever finds a situation for this please god let me know
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#29 - AvatarAirBender
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Can someone crop the "Its and asymptote bitch!" for me?
#59 to #29 - raynagrimm
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(01/16/2013) [-]
comment #8
#30 to #29 - ryannagle
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#36 to #30 - TheReptar
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(01/16/2013) [-]
I'm going to use this in every situation I can.
#76 to #30 - rickthedick
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Logged in, did math just to thumb this up
#32 to #30 - AvatarAirBender
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#8 - tanneresbueno
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(01/16/2013) [-]
If someone ever finds a situation for this, please god let me know.
#10 to #8 - tepe ONLINE
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(01/16/2013) [-]
**tepe rolls 59**
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#2 - stargate
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(01/15/2013) [-]
frog jumps halfway each time eventually, his nose will touch it
u mad shark?
#3 to #2 - Unimaksu
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(01/15/2013) [-]
no, he's jumping half the distance from himself to the wall each time. so the first time he was 4 inches form the wall, and he jumped 2 inches. now he's 2 inches from the wall and jumped 1 inch. no he's 1 inch from teh wall and jumped half an inch, so on and so forth. he will keep getting half as close to the wall as he is but never actually touching it
#4 to #3 - turdofdoom
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(01/15/2013) [-]
actually...
he will kind of touch the wall because of the way we define it.
right now if you are sitting in a chair you are really not in direct contact with it you are actually hovering over it because of that the atoms do this kind of wibly wobly magnet **** and they wont ******* touch eachother. so yeah eventually the frog will feel his nose against the wall.
#7 to #4 - teranin [OP] ONLINE
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(01/16/2013) [-]
no fair using quantum physics to ruin the joke man. You can ruin almost any joke with quantum physics.
#14 to #7 - aarx
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(01/16/2013) [-]
why are quantum physicists so bad at sex?
because when they find the right position, they can't find the right momentum and vice versa...
#40 to #4 - JoshBauer
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(01/16/2013) [-]
I suddenly feel horribly unsteady sitting on this chair now..
#5 to #4 - anon
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(01/15/2013) [-]
technically due to quantum physics he he also inside the wall
#6 to #3 - ihazaccount ONLINE
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(01/15/2013) [-]
Except I'd be willing to bet that there is a minimum distance for the movement to be called a "jump" not to mention the frog actually has to be able to jump such a small distance..so in reality the frog would eventually reach the wall. Mathematically he's ******, but in reality he'll get there eventually.
#20 to #3 - fluffstr
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(01/16/2013) [-]
actually, we did a problem like this in calculus, eventually the frog would reach the end it would just take ******* forever
#12 to #3 - jarelk
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I think what Stargate is trying to say is that because asymptotes really only work if the point is infinitely small like in a graph. A frog has a length of like, a couple of inches so if it reaches around 2 inches of distance from the wall it touches it!

But that's completely ruining the joke.
#38 - rel
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(01/16/2013) [-]
I didn't know Tardaasa was a shark.
#9 - taxation
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#24 to #9 - heartlessrobot
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#1 - kuchikirukia
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(01/15/2013) [-]
It's magic. I ain't gotta explain ****.
#17 - phanact
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#35 - kaycie
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#39 - jesusmcbatmanjones
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(01/16/2013) [-]
Oh man, I ******* love sharks.
Oh man, I ******* love sharks.
#21 - rawpedobearraw
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