Not an Octopusy. . Okay, nature, we need to talk about this. See, this isn' t okay. You do not take a 2 metre long octopus and then attach a goodamn supervillai science bitch octopus
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Not an Octopusy

Okay, nature, we need to talk about this.
See, this isn' t okay. You do not take a 2
metre long octopus and then attach a
goodamn supervillain cape.
You' re being too harsh." Shut the
hell up and listen. A blanket octopus is the
evil genius of the underwater world.
It' s immune to the stings of a
This is where **** goes down. The
blanket octopus will RIP OFF the stinger:
at a and use them as a
************* whip. I' m gonna ask you
to let that image sink in for a second.
This thing Just goes around lashing the
**** out of everything else.
You wanna know how it breeds? The
male fills a tentacle with sperm, then RIPS
IT THE HELL OFF and gives it to the female.
If humans did that, it would be like -
nonononono I' changed my mind I' m
not going there.
At level 50 it evolves into a broken.
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#6 - licestr (12/09/2013) [-]
Kinda looks like a dude with a dress and a mask just standing there.
#55 to #6 - devourhim (12/09/2013) [-]
Maybe a pope ?
#71 to #6 - urinalofjustice (12/09/2013) [-]
close enough
User avatar #19 to #6 - skeptical (12/09/2013) [-]
*ood
#41 to #6 - Rascal (12/09/2013) [-]
Mindflayers!
#18 to #6 - tonyredgrave (12/09/2013) [-]
like this?
#33 to #18 - licestr (12/09/2013) [-]
just my thought actually
User avatar #90 to #18 - robotvoice (12/09/2013) [-]
i had to go kill alduin
went to install DLC i'm the dragonborn it takes me awhile
i come home
there are cultists in my living room.
#13 - charming (12/09/2013) [-]
Cracked has an article that mentions this beast. Here's their conclusion.

That's right: The blanket octopus actively seeks out and dismembers one of the most dangerous creatures in the sea just to use its limbs as weapons. That's like you waking up one day to find you've evolved an immunity to slash wounds, then immediately leaping out of bed and sprinting off into the woods so you can use your newfound abilities to hunt down a grizzly bear, rip its claws off and start beating wolves with them.

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#2 - mudkipfucker (12/08/2013) [-]
capes?
capes?
#8 to #2 - Rascal (12/09/2013) [-]
where the **** did you get that reaction pic you ****** ?
User avatar #10 to #8 - mudkipfucker (12/09/2013) [-]
i googled 'no capes'
#11 to #10 - Rascal (12/09/2013) [-]
really? cause i saw THE EXACT SAME reaction pic some days ago... on some comment on a content that reached frontpage... you sure you did not get it from there?
#12 to #11 - mudkipfucker (12/09/2013) [-]
no, got it off google, the other person must've done the same
#23 to #11 - thehumor (12/09/2013) [-]
Wait. So we can't use relevant reaction images if they're "Reposts"
Wait. So we can't use relevant reaction images if they're "Reposts"

#82 to #23 - tony (12/09/2013) [-]
lmfao seems alright. not like thats how you GET REACTION IFS or anything. they're passed around the internet sheesh.
#17 - zergiel (12/09/2013) [-]
#79 to #17 - oceanfrank (12/09/2013) [-]
this pic is obligatory at this point
#32 to #17 - Rascal (12/09/2013) [-]
i wish someone would replace the caption with "Ben Tennyson, I've come to kill you and conquer your world!"
#31 to #17 - Rascal (12/09/2013) [-]
this never gets old
#24 - ogg (12/09/2013) [-]
this eats man o wars, or jellyfish not sure at the moment, enhanses the poison or toxins and then stings other creatures with it
#52 to #24 - Rascal (12/09/2013) [-]
They sting other creatures as a defense mechanism or just because he's an asshole and fell like it?
User avatar #75 to #52 - sanguinesolitude (12/09/2013) [-]
just complete jerks
User avatar #26 to #24 - mikalm ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
This creature reminded me of Yveltal from pokemon Y
User avatar #27 to #26 - brokentrucker (12/09/2013) [-]
A shiny Legendary.
User avatar #25 to #24 - spermanentthreat (12/09/2013) [-]
Glaucus Atlanticus is the most awesome looking creature in the ocean!
#39 - thewasteland (12/09/2013) [-]
>At level 50 it evolves into a kraken
So this must evolve into motharak at some point right?
User avatar #54 to #39 - devourhim (12/09/2013) [-]
moths are soooo cute <3
User avatar #48 to #39 - dsgbiohazard (12/09/2013) [-]
That moth is actually fake btw.
#94 to #48 - thewasteland (12/10/2013) [-]
LIES AND SLANDER LALALA NOT LISTENING
#81 to #48 - derperherp (12/09/2013) [-]
We can dream cant we?
#70 to #39 - holyfool (12/09/2013) [-]
Atlas Moth...
#43 to #39 - leonhardt (12/09/2013) [-]
You mean Mothra?
Yeah.
It's a bitch getting the right IVs for them, though.
#29 - crzylion (12/09/2013) [-]
"male dies shortly after sex"

wiki
suddenly less cool
User avatar #34 to #29 - kanatana (12/09/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, had Snuu Snuu.
#60 to #34 - crzylion (12/09/2013) [-]
ripping your dick off and letting the female giant consume it, not much of snuu snuu

the females grow up to be two meters, the males are 2.5 cm (so the females are about 100 times bigger)
#21 - vivadelsol (12/09/2013) [-]
Holy **** .
User avatar #97 to #21 - takesomemorewater (12/10/2013) [-]
Also, dude, are you ready for the reboot of the first game?
User avatar #72 to #21 - ifeelbatman (12/09/2013) [-]
That game scared the **** out of me as a child. But it was fun.
#96 to #72 - takesomemorewater (12/10/2013) [-]
When these ************* appeared out of nowhere I shat my pants...
#68 to #21 - takesomemorewater (12/09/2013) [-]
YES! YES! ... fukken YES!!
One of my favourite PS1 games EVER! Glad to know I'm not the only one around here.
#22 to #21 - felex (12/09/2013) [-]
This nostalgic feeling...    
   
Thank you sir
This nostalgic feeling...

Thank you sir
#56 - iAmNothing (12/09/2013) [-]
"At level 50 it evolves into the Kraken"
#73 - malhaloc (12/09/2013) [-]
Oh my 			*******		 god! I just looked it up and that bit about using the man o' war's tentacles as a weapon is true!
Oh my ******* god! I just looked it up and that bit about using the man o' war's tentacles as a weapon is true!
User avatar #66 - zeroxnight (12/09/2013) [-]
but if you give it the mystic stone of the ancients after it becomes a kraken, it becomes the avatar of Cthulhu
#67 to #66 - jimmytwoshoes (12/09/2013) [-]
praise be to Cthulhu!
User avatar #93 to #87 - lovetolol (12/09/2013) [-]
fukken saved
#50 - ompalomper (12/09/2013) [-]
am i the only one that saw this?

no one else seems to have noticed
User avatar #53 to #50 - devourhim (12/09/2013) [-]
it's eyes ?. yea it looks like it has half closed eyes.
#1 - dogemasterrace (12/08/2013) [-]
**dogemasterrace rolled a random comment #30 posted by justleaving at perfect timing ** :Here, have this
**dogemasterrace rolled a random comment #30 posted by justleaving at perfect timing ** :
Here, have this
#9 to #1 - thorseph (12/09/2013) [-]
what is this gif from
User avatar #14 to #9 - icefried (12/09/2013) [-]
Dead snow
#3 to #1 - primsun (12/08/2013) [-]
Nice Try
User avatar #92 - lean ONLINE (12/09/2013) [-]
Not correcting you just FYI because its ****** neat:
Despite its outward appearance, the man o' war is not a jellyfish but a siphonophore, which differs from jellyfish in that it is not actually a single organism, but a colonial organism made up of many minute individuals called zooids. Each of these zooids is highly specialized, and, although structurally similar to other solitary animals, they are attached to one another and physiologically integrated to the extent that they are incapable of independent survival.
#89 - pudingcade (12/09/2013) [-]
hfw octopus
User avatar #88 - imagnetsux (12/09/2013) [-]
female octopus: oh, thanks giving me the D, i think i'll keep it.
#85 - solarisofcelestia (12/09/2013) [-]
The ocean is scary.
The ocean is scary.
#83 - datswag (12/09/2013) [-]
I saw this and thought OP was going to talk there being a penis-headed fish.
#20 - boomyturtle (12/09/2013) [-]
"Did you say somethin'? Cause my poison whip here, it thinks it heard somethin', and brother? It's got reeeaaaal good hearing."


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