Michio Kaku. Had a really awesome mom.. My moms face when I asked the same thing Michio Kaku Had a really awesome mom My moms face when I asked the same thing
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#1 - thealmightyj
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(05/01/2013) [-]
My moms face when I asked the same thing
My moms face when I asked the same thing
#27 to #1 - gpandthefergs
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Michio fw
Michio fw
#4 to #1 - djjeroenski
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(05/01/2013) [-]
MFW i wanted to ask my mom the same thing, and i remembered we don't have a garage
#2 - vladhellsing
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(05/01/2013) [-]
I wish I had hair like that when I'm his age.
#98 to #2 - ucmerolling
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(05/02/2013) [-]
**ucmerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #1886795 at Friendly ** Then go build an atom smasher in your garage
#18 to #2 - babbysmithy
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(05/01/2013) [-]
videos.videopress.com/gdFFvTSU/youtube-tea-chemistry-periodic-table-of-videos_std.original.jpg

Why not something like this?

I didn't bother to download that image and post it
#95 to #18 - creosote
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Bitch, please.

http://www.thecitrusreport.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/phil-spector-head.jpg
#91 to #2 - theturkeyburger
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(05/02/2013) [-]
You accidentally the sentence
#9 to #2 - nwn
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(05/01/2013) [-]
wish you had? how old are you?
#10 to #9 - vladhellsing
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(05/01/2013) [-]
It's an obscure number, you've probably never heard of it.
#66 to #10 - slimtotheshady
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Well played, vladhellsing...Well played.
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#22 to #2 - tenmillionbears
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(05/01/2013) [-]
You really screwed up that sentence. Switched from past tense to future tense.
#5 - fantomen
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Last time I did nuclear experiments in my garage it didn't end well.
#57 to #5 - nyawgga
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(05/02/2013) [-]
This will clear that right up!
#16 to #5 - thewhitenigger
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(05/01/2013) [-]
with reference, i may understand, however i am a dumb **** sometimes
#17 to #16 - fantomen
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Here's for everyone that doesn't get the reference.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=odn8xSW4MfE
#35 to #17 - stiltsformidgets
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(05/01/2013) [-]
That is... ******* amazing. But what happened to him in the picture above? Cancer?
#36 to #35 - fantomen
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Meth.
#40 to #36 - stiltsformidgets
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Oh. I don't know what i expected.
#79 to #5 - anon
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(05/02/2013) [-]
radiation poisioning will kill you, or give you superpowers. In this case, the power to irradiate the neighbourhood
#38 to #5 - longboarding
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(05/01/2013) [-]
You got addicted to meth?
#8 to #5 - gertoja
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(05/01/2013) [-]
No one is going to get that reference.
#45 - felixfj
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(05/01/2013) [-]
reminds me of Gru
reminds me of Gru
#11 - Willhelm
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Only 2.3 MeV? That's like 3.69 x 10^-13 joules.

Climb a step. You just expended over a million times more energy than that.
#25 to #11 - azinfoo
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Well he wasn't trying to build the LHC. It was just a high school project.
#26 to #11 - anon
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(05/01/2013) [-]
You don't need a lot of energy to accelerate particles
#72 to #26 - anon
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(05/02/2013) [-]
lololol
#139 to #11 - despare
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Oh **** it's Bill Nye
#83 to #11 - kez
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(05/02/2013) [-]
What are you talking about only?

you're talking about the energy of accelerating EACH SINGLE electron by a 2.3 million volt electric field...

Which is mental, he said his house was barely able to support the amount of energy...

It annoys me when people try to be smart for no reason and just talk ********.
#100 to #83 - Willhelm
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(05/02/2013) [-]
>be me   
>A-level understanding of physics/energy units   
>doesn't know how particle accelerators work   
>doesn't claim to   
>states nothing but facts   
   
>umad
>be me
>A-level understanding of physics/energy units
>doesn't know how particle accelerators work
>doesn't claim to
>states nothing but facts

>umad

#42 to #11 - nyork
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(05/01/2013) [-]
That's the equivalent of charging it with 2 Million volts. That's per electron. I'm pretty sure that that's going to have a incredible velocity.
#31 to #11 - coolcalx
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(05/01/2013) [-]
yeah.. do you know the mass ratio of you vs an electron?

think about it, and then go sit in the shame corner.
#106 to #31 - Willhelm
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Huh. I seem to have 6.22 x 10^31 times the mass of one electron. Cool ****.
#107 to #106 - coolcalx
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(05/02/2013) [-]
you must be a skinny dude, huh?
#112 to #107 - Willhelm
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(05/02/2013) [-]
yeah mang. Ectos for life!
#114 to #112 - coolcalx
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(05/02/2013) [-]
I weighed a little less than you when I started college. I started going to the gym, and have gained something like 10-15 pounds of muscle in the past year.

I eat way too much food, which is thankfully countered by my high metabolism. hopefully, I can get my eating habits under control before my metabolism slows down.

I have no idea why I'm rambling. whatevs. have a good day!
#116 to #114 - Willhelm
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Oh, bruh, I'm just ABOUT to start college! Starting to lift all now; benching a paltry 50lbs.   
   
>tfw we're actually each other's past/future self.
Oh, bruh, I'm just ABOUT to start college! Starting to lift all now; benching a paltry 50lbs.

>tfw we're actually each other's past/future self.
#118 to #116 - coolcalx
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(05/02/2013) [-]
careful. I lifted too much when I first started, and now I have ******* stretch marks across my back because I gained muscle faster than my skin could grow.

I'm buff, but I have stretch marks like a pregnant woman. feelsbadman
#44 - brettd
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Why can't Funnyjunk be obsessed with this guy instead of Degrasse? He's a ******* boss, and he's actually done something for science. (and he's not a dick)
#55 to #44 - unknownmamba
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(05/02/2013) [-]
......degrasse?
#58 to #55 - rjake
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(05/02/2013) [-]
Neil deGrasse Tyson
#82 to #44 - masterbob
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(05/02/2013) [-]
how is degrasse a dick? degrasse has done plenty for science as an advocate, and kaku is a proponent of some weird stuff, hes a bit eccentric.
#89 to #44 - biggrand
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(05/02/2013) [-]
why not both, and every other scientist, philosopher, and interesting individual. ****, why don't we have an interesting people and quotes channel, I'd browse the hell out of that ****
#51 to #44 - thejoemotes
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(05/02/2013) [-]
How is this show a dick?
#125 to #51 - bummerdrummer
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(05/02/2013) [-]
I've fapped to both those girls on that show so many times...
#73 - jtastic
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(05/02/2013) [-]
ITS ALBERT CHINESTIEN
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#77 to #75 - jtastic
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#90 to #73 - thatnerdyguy
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(05/02/2013) [-]
That's a Japanese name...
#39 - timberlane
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(05/01/2013) [-]
Now he has chalk all over his nice jacket, who is the genius now?
#41 to #39 - anon
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(05/01/2013) [-]
dat ass
#47 to #41 - anon
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(05/01/2013) [-]
It is actually quite fat.
#30 - brendameistar
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(05/01/2013) [-]
all hail michio kaku... and brian cox.
#67 - tiaatortilla
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(05/02/2013) [-]
When I was a kid I was like, "Mommy, I want to play with playdoh"
& She just kind of stared at me & was like
"No."