Little Blue Spider..... . WHOSE BITES CAN CAUSE AN ERECTION THAT LASTS FOB HOURS. tll l THERE' S A SPIDER IN BRAZIL. And then you die
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Little Blue Spider....

WHOSE BITES CAN CAUSE AN
ERECTION THAT LASTS
FOB HOURS.
tll l
THERE' S A SPIDER IN BRAZIL
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User avatar #2 - shiningfinger (02/04/2013) [-]
And then you die
User avatar #4 to #2 - razzr (02/04/2013) [-]
ohhh you beat me to it, tho i was 3 hours behind..
#7 to #2 - tonkkax (02/04/2013) [-]
At least you got to have a fantastic last wank.
At least you got to have a fantastic last wank.
User avatar #8 to #7 - shiningfinger (02/04/2013) [-]
No. Its actually really painful.
#9 to #8 - tonkkax (02/04/2013) [-]
painful boner?

but.. how...
User avatar #10 to #9 - shiningfinger (02/04/2013) [-]
Your cock is dying.
User avatar #44 to #10 - hanakoikezawa (02/05/2013) [-]
NOT MY ROOSTER!
#13 - irokk (02/04/2013) [-]
And then kills you
And then kills you
#3 - krando ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Well, this spider is the Wondering Spider. If the bite doesn't kill you (highly unlikely), then you have an erection for hours, then after that (not to sure this is exactly true) you won't be able to pull one up again.    
   
AVOID THESE MOTHER 			*******		!!
Well, this spider is the Wondering Spider. If the bite doesn't kill you (highly unlikely), then you have an erection for hours, then after that (not to sure this is exactly true) you won't be able to pull one up again.

AVOID THESE MOTHER ******* !!
#15 to #3 - anon (02/04/2013) [-]
Hahaha I think you mean wandering spider, as in walks around a lot. Not wondering spider as in sits and contemplates his life.
User avatar #16 to #15 - krando ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Anon is true.
#37 - sausageparty (02/04/2013) [-]
I want such a spider in my room. **** viagra
User avatar #39 to #37 - tarmorman (02/05/2013) [-]
It kills you, though.
User avatar #41 to #39 - sausageparty (02/05/2013) [-]
Oh, well. Maybe not so great then.
User avatar #25 - yourdadsdad (02/04/2013) [-]
And then you die.
#31 to #25 - SILENCEnight (02/04/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #176205 at Ponyville ** worth it
User avatar #34 to #31 - chaossniper ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
it is actually very painful
#38 to #34 - killforhire (02/04/2013) [-]
**killforhire rolled a random image posted in comment #2935447 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
Still worth it.
User avatar #1 - theangryrussian (02/04/2013) [-]
And now we know where viagra comes from.
#36 - happytoaster (02/04/2013) [-]
spiderman was never the same again
User avatar #5 - leglesslegolegolas (02/04/2013) [-]
The Brazilian Wandering Spider. Its venom causes the lungs and heart to shut down, as well as causing tremors, intense lasting agony, and priapism (an involuntary painful erection).
User avatar #6 to #5 - phantomi (02/04/2013) [-]
worse part is the only way it will go down is if a doctor bleeds it :/
User avatar #14 to #6 - leglesslegolegolas (02/04/2013) [-]
No, the worst part is you die :P
User avatar #58 to #14 - phantomi (02/05/2013) [-]
well I would rather die than have my knob stabbed repeatedly...
User avatar #18 to #5 - temporalguardian (02/04/2013) [-]
never going to ******* anywhere out of north america and europe.
User avatar #26 to #18 - useroftheLOLZ (02/04/2013) [-]
because if the nig nogs don't kill you, the bears, wolves, coyotes, snakes, big cats, weather,... will... sorry, I am from Wisconsin, and well, here it's like the Russian version of Australia, snakes = snakes you can't ******* see under the brush, spiders = coyotes, and so on.
#30 to #26 - iatedub (02/04/2013) [-]
I believe myself that Minnesota is like Russia, I have lived threw -50 quite a few times Most recently a few weeks ago.. That's 50 F Below.

Oh yeah I'm near the boarder.


Also, if WI and Minnesota teamed up we could defeat the world. NO ONE COULD APPOSE US. We are used to hot weather, and cold weather.


User avatar #57 to #30 - useroftheLOLZ (02/05/2013) [-]
Dude, If SHTF, If we form a pact with Texas, we will be ******* unstoppable.
User avatar #28 to #26 - NerdforChrist (02/04/2013) [-]
Hey a wisconsin brother!
User avatar #29 to #28 - useroftheLOLZ (02/04/2013) [-]
HELL YEAH! Brah, what part are you from?
User avatar #52 to #29 - NerdforChrist (02/05/2013) [-]
South of madison, how about yourself?
User avatar #56 to #52 - useroftheLOLZ (02/05/2013) [-]
Stevens Point fag, nothing but bars and bowling ball lanes
User avatar #59 to #56 - NerdforChrist (02/10/2013) [-]
Dont worry dude, same here
User avatar #19 to #18 - leglesslegolegolas (02/04/2013) [-]
It also likes to wander (hence the name) into people's neighborhoods, houses, and hammocks :D And then it bites you and you suffocate to death with a boner.
User avatar #21 to #19 - temporalguardian (02/04/2013) [-]
and then it jacks you off while you suffocate so you can die in bliss?
User avatar #22 to #21 - leglesslegolegolas (02/04/2013) [-]
No, it runs off. :(
User avatar #23 to #22 - temporalguardian (02/04/2013) [-]
asshole spider leaves you hanging
#17 to #5 - ilikeeatingcheese (02/04/2013) [-]
Sounds erotic
Sounds erotic
User avatar #55 - disturbedfan (02/05/2013) [-]
Not sure how to feel about this....
User avatar #32 - trollins (02/04/2013) [-]
DO you mean that the erection will last for hours, or that it lasts four hourse?
User avatar #35 to #32 - mcstorms (02/04/2013) [-]
for hours I think it's three and then you die but I could be wrong
User avatar #40 to #35 - tarmorman (02/05/2013) [-]
Actually, a bite from it is fatal.
User avatar #42 to #40 - mcstorms (02/05/2013) [-]
Sorry I suck at grammar I mean the three hour erection thing could be wrong. No idea how long it lasts.
User avatar #43 to #42 - tarmorman (02/05/2013) [-]
ohok.
#51 - croc (02/05/2013) [-]
Is her name Breanna Sparks?
#49 - Thehappyemu (02/05/2013) [-]
In MGS3, The Fear's crossbow bolts are coated in the Brazilian wandering spider's venom, the same spider as above.
#47 - epicextreme (02/05/2013) [-]
a spider bro who just wants you to get laid, and doesnt cock block you.   
i want one
a spider bro who just wants you to get laid, and doesnt cock block you.
i want one
User avatar #46 - swordmasterredman (02/05/2013) [-]
but then you die
#27 - suckmyfarts (02/04/2013) [-]
spiderbro
User avatar #12 - legodude (02/04/2013) [-]
that lasts for hours or four hours?
#20 to #12 - lazyvoltage (02/04/2013) [-]
I don't know, did it say for hours or four hours?
User avatar #24 to #12 - hairyjonson (02/04/2013) [-]
its suppost to be 4 hours
User avatar #11 - swetytntstiky (02/04/2013) [-]
.... and after that ... you die ....
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