Little Blue Spider..... .. And then you die Little Blue Spider And then you die
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#2 - shiningfinger
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(02/04/2013) [-]
And then you die
#4 to #2 - razzr
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(02/04/2013) [-]
ohhh you beat me to it, tho i was 3 hours behind..
#7 to #2 - tonkkax
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(02/04/2013) [-]
At least you got to have a fantastic last wank.
At least you got to have a fantastic last wank.
#8 to #7 - shiningfinger
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(02/04/2013) [-]
No. Its actually really painful.
#9 to #8 - tonkkax
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(02/04/2013) [-]
painful boner?

but.. how...
#10 to #9 - shiningfinger
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Your cock is dying.
#44 to #10 - hanakoikezawa
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(02/05/2013) [-]
NOT MY ROOSTER!
#13 - irokk
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(02/04/2013) [-]
And then kills you
And then kills you
#25 - yourdadsdad
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(02/04/2013) [-]
And then you die.
#31 to #25 - SILENCEnight
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(02/04/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #176205 at Ponyville ** worth it
#34 to #31 - chaossniper
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(02/04/2013) [-]
it is actually very painful
#38 to #34 - killforhire
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(02/04/2013) [-]
**killforhire rolled a random image posted in comment #2935447 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
Still worth it.
#33 - xmeatshieldx
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(02/04/2013) [-]
#3 - krando
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Well, this spider is the Wondering Spider. If the bite doesn't kill you (highly unlikely), then you have an erection for hours, then after that (not to sure this is exactly true) you won't be able to pull one up again.    
   
AVOID THESE MOTHER *******!!
Well, this spider is the Wondering Spider. If the bite doesn't kill you (highly unlikely), then you have an erection for hours, then after that (not to sure this is exactly true) you won't be able to pull one up again.

AVOID THESE MOTHER *******!!
#15 to #3 - anon
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Hahaha I think you mean wandering spider, as in walks around a lot. Not wondering spider as in sits and contemplates his life.
#16 to #15 - krando
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Anon is true.
#37 - sausageparty
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I want such a spider in my room. **** viagra
#39 to #37 - tarmorman
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(02/05/2013) [-]
It kills you, though.
#41 to #39 - sausageparty
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Oh, well. Maybe not so great then.
#1 - theangryrussian
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(02/04/2013) [-]
And now we know where viagra comes from.
#36 - happytoaster
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(02/04/2013) [-]
spiderman was never the same again
#5 - leglesslegolegolas
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(02/04/2013) [-]
The Brazilian Wandering Spider. Its venom causes the lungs and heart to shut down, as well as causing tremors, intense lasting agony, and priapism (an involuntary painful erection).
#6 to #5 - phantomi
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(02/04/2013) [-]
worse part is the only way it will go down is if a doctor bleeds it :/
#14 to #6 - leglesslegolegolas
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(02/04/2013) [-]
No, the worst part is you die :P
#58 to #14 - phantomi
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(02/05/2013) [-]
well I would rather die than have my knob stabbed repeatedly...
#18 to #5 - temporalguardian ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
never going to ******* anywhere out of north america and europe.
#26 to #18 - useroftheLOLZ
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(02/04/2013) [-]
because if the nig nogs don't kill you, the bears, wolves, coyotes, snakes, big cats, weather,... will... sorry, I am from Wisconsin, and well, here it's like the Russian version of Australia, snakes = snakes you can't ******* see under the brush, spiders = coyotes, and so on.
#30 to #26 - iatedub
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(02/04/2013) [-]
I believe myself that Minnesota is like Russia, I have lived threw -50 quite a few times Most recently a few weeks ago.. That's 50 F Below.

Oh yeah I'm near the boarder.


Also, if WI and Minnesota teamed up we could defeat the world. NO ONE COULD APPOSE US. We are used to hot weather, and cold weather.


#57 to #30 - useroftheLOLZ
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Dude, If SHTF, If we form a pact with Texas, we will be ******* unstoppable.
#28 to #26 - NerdforChrist
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Hey a wisconsin brother!
#29 to #28 - useroftheLOLZ
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(02/04/2013) [-]
HELL YEAH! Brah, what part are you from?
#52 to #29 - NerdforChrist
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(02/05/2013) [-]
South of madison, how about yourself?
#56 to #52 - useroftheLOLZ
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Stevens Point fag, nothing but bars and bowling ball lanes
#59 to #56 - NerdforChrist
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Dont worry dude, same here
#19 to #18 - leglesslegolegolas
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(02/04/2013) [-]
It also likes to wander (hence the name) into people's neighborhoods, houses, and hammocks :D And then it bites you and you suffocate to death with a boner.
#21 to #19 - temporalguardian ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
and then it jacks you off while you suffocate so you can die in bliss?
#22 to #21 - leglesslegolegolas
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(02/04/2013) [-]
No, it runs off. :(
#23 to #22 - temporalguardian ONLINE
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(02/04/2013) [-]
asshole spider leaves you hanging
#17 to #5 - ilikeeatingcheese
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(02/04/2013) [-]
Sounds erotic
Sounds erotic
#32 - trollins
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(02/04/2013) [-]
DO you mean that the erection will last for hours, or that it lasts four hourse?
#35 to #32 - mcstorms
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(02/04/2013) [-]
for hours I think it's three and then you die but I could be wrong
#40 to #35 - tarmorman
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Actually, a bite from it is fatal.
#42 to #40 - mcstorms
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(02/05/2013) [-]
Sorry I suck at grammar I mean the three hour erection thing could be wrong. No idea how long it lasts.
#43 to #42 - tarmorman
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(02/05/2013) [-]
ohok.
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