Is the moon made of cheese?. My life is a big lie... Jupiter. Not a single Jew. Why? Gas planet. i like snickers
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#23 - vladhellsing ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Jupiter.

Not a single Jew.

Why?

Gas planet.
#161 to #23 - nabusco (02/20/2013) [-]
>mfw
>mfw
User avatar #162 to #23 - iamchicken (02/20/2013) [-]
You win forever.. all other jew and space jokes are obsolete.
User avatar #56 to #23 - chupiter (02/20/2013) [-]
I summon Jewpiter to answer.
User avatar #172 to #56 - jewpiter (02/21/2013) [-]
Why?
User avatar #173 to #172 - chupiter (02/21/2013) [-]
Because you are the one that must know wht there are no jews on jupiter. Hence your name.
User avatar #30 to #23 - lolslowbro (02/20/2013) [-]
this made me laugh so hard
then i felt bad really bad
#24 to #23 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
if that's true, i have a few questions about Uranus.
User avatar #98 to #46 - mrdrpage (02/20/2013) [-]
-Adolf_Hitler- mistakes were made
#51 to #46 - nephrithotroll (02/20/2013) [-]
12,000,000+/- : 1*
the Nazi's killed 6,000,000 jews and 6,000,000 others
just saying.
#75 to #51 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
And that's only counting the ones they killed in concentration camps. Add on the 23 million Soviets they killed, etc. and you get a healthy amount of scum removed from the Earth.
#76 to #75 - nephrithotroll (02/20/2013) [-]
Yet over time load of scum have been added
1 dead 5 added
#1 - dmagen (02/19/2013) [-]
we live in 3 dimensions not 2
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User avatar #4 to #3 - dmagen (02/19/2013) [-]
I thought that the 4th dimension was time...
and also even though its not proven, string theory,which is a higly regarded theory in physics, says there are 11 dimensions
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User avatar #13 to #4 - rangerxaetos (02/20/2013) [-]
Time is the 5th dimension, I believe.
#44 to #13 - nephrithotroll (02/20/2013) [-]
time is 4th
User avatar #133 to #44 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
The 4th doctor?
User avatar #39 to #13 - worstposter (02/20/2013) [-]
Time should be before the first dimension. You can have a two dimensional universe with time, a one dimensional universe with time. But you can't make a cube, but jump over the second dimension. or tesseract by jumping over the third. Regardless, what you decide to call a dimension, or where you decide to put it in an array is irrelevant and unimportant.
#8 to #4 - roarflmao (02/20/2013) [-]
Well.. Saying there might exist 11 or more dimensions could be true, but that more has to do with the big bang and the extreme ammounts of energy that where so dense at one point, those first seconds of the universes existens where the higgs roamed around and the laws of physics we know today did not apply. Basically even it there are 11 dimensions only 4 will most likely ever affect us in a way we know for certain
User avatar #6 to #4 - burritosupreme (02/20/2013) [-]
The 4th Dimension isn't time. A dimension is a thing of human perspective, we see in 3 Dimensions although all dimensions exist here right now. Time is a binding continuum that has been separated into lapse moments so that the physical realm doesn't fuse within itself, basically to prevent overlapping, otherwise everything would be a physical blur of everything in the past present and future, as if everything exists all at once.
User avatar #9 to #6 - dmagen (02/20/2013) [-]
The term dimension has a specific mathematical meaning: "In mathematics the dimension of a space is roughly defined as the minimum number of coordinates needed to specify every point within it". A minimum of four coordinates are needed to specify every event in spacetime, so spacetime is a four-dimensional space.
User avatar #88 to #9 - waaw (02/20/2013) [-]
>specific mathematical meaning
>roughly defined as

Nice try.
User avatar #10 to #6 - djequalizee (02/20/2013) [-]
We see in 2 dimensions actually. The third dimension is only viewed due to shadows, perspective, and us knowing that there is a third dimension.

User avatar #21 to #10 - CrashingSea (02/20/2013) [-]
so basically we see in three dimensions...
User avatar #5 to #4 - shiningfinger (02/19/2013) [-]
I thought it was at least 11
#47 to #5 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
anything can be counted as a dimension...
#45 to #3 - nephrithotroll (02/20/2013) [-]
Sorry we live in a 3th dimension
as the 4th for us is not able to be seen
if we did then we could see the future and the past at the same time
we just live here and now.
User avatar #156 to #1 - aysitlo (02/20/2013) [-]
This picture is cool as hell
#116 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
0% Dick

Called Uranus
User avatar #117 to #116 - tarnis (02/20/2013) [-]
Not if your OP
#118 to #117 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
That was the joke.
#120 to #118 - tarnis (02/20/2013) [-]
If theres is 0% dick in uranus how can you be OP?
If theres is 0% dick in uranus how can you be OP?
#125 to #120 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
the sarcasm is weak in this one
#123 to #120 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
If Mars isn't 100% chocolate, how can it be called Mars?
User avatar #129 to #123 - isomeras (02/20/2013) [-]
Mars aren't 100% chocolate, there's nougat and caramel in there, bitch.
User avatar #136 to #120 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
Dude.... he the joke is that it shouldn't be called Uranus because there's 0% dick, what you said actually ruined the joke because that implies that OP shouldn't have 100% dick in his anus
User avatar #140 to #136 - tarnis (02/20/2013) [-]
Thats the whole point
User avatar #142 to #140 - pianoasis (02/20/2013) [-]
Your point was to make the joke worse? great ******* job then
User avatar #164 to #117 - darkangeloffire (02/20/2013) [-]
*you're
#121 to #99 - neverccd (02/20/2013) [-]
Hats off to you sir
#130 to #121 - rollmania (02/20/2013) [-]
Thank you.
Thank you.
User avatar #163 to #130 - clittyrubquick (02/20/2013) [-]
Hey rollmania, is that from that one British tv show (I think it's called Misfits)?
#165 to #163 - rollmania (02/20/2013) [-]
Yes it is from Misfits. :)
Yes it is from Misfits. :)
User avatar #169 to #165 - clittyrubquick (02/21/2013) [-]
Okay...I've decided to have a Misfits marathon :)
#18 - jesuscf (02/20/2013) [-]
71% water?
User avatar #36 to #18 - gorvhyse (02/20/2013) [-]
Water vs. Land: 70.8% Water, 29.2% Land.
#19 to #18 - sreggin (02/20/2013) [-]
surface yo
User avatar #28 to #19 - derpypotato (02/20/2013) [-]
doesn't say anything about the surface...
User avatar #29 to #18 - derpypotato (02/20/2013) [-]
0.02% of earth is water and a much lesser fraction of that is drinkable, the rest is a mix of materials
#58 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
you retard OP, everyone knows the moon is made of cheese
#87 to #58 - belgon ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
Cheese for everyone!
#63 to #58 - thecole (02/20/2013) [-]
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#60 - lookatmyhouseofwax (02/20/2013) [-]
Looks like they found water on Mars
#89 to #60 - lithz (02/20/2013) [-]
A-ha! Simple yet clever humour, I logged in just to plus you, very nice.
#27 - derpypotato (02/20/2013) [-]
0.02% of the earth is water while the rest is a mix of rocks and other materials
User avatar #126 to #27 - metaljunkies (02/20/2013) [-]
it's .02% drinkable water
User avatar #166 to #126 - derpypotato (02/20/2013) [-]
much lesser than that
User avatar #170 to #166 - metaljunkies (02/21/2013) [-]
hard to believe you when you say lesser
User avatar #174 to #170 - derpypotato (02/22/2013) [-]
from the 100% of the water on this planet, only 1% is drinkable
http://ga.water.usgs.gov/edu/earthwherewater.html
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User avatar #122 to #35 - thedarkhavok (02/20/2013) [-]
Water is almost exclusively on the crust.
User avatar #124 to #122 - snakefire (02/20/2013) [-]
I misunderstood what he was saying
User avatar #32 to #27 - zeldapronmaster (02/20/2013) [-]
its 30% water that stretches over 70% of the surface, FAG
User avatar #33 to #32 - derpypotato (02/20/2013) [-]
he doesn't say anything about the surface faggot
User avatar #34 to #33 - zeldapronmaster (02/20/2013) [-]
Touche Moher ****** !
#43 - rototornjik (02/20/2013) [-]
0% god of war either.
User avatar #57 to #43 - toughactintinactin (02/20/2013) [-]
I dunno it has 23 km high volcano, if that's not the closest thing to a God of war i don't know what is
User avatar #59 to #57 - rototornjik (02/20/2013) [-]
it kinda lacks...war?
User avatar #61 to #59 - toughactintinactin (02/20/2013) [-]
Do you see any life on mars? No need to wage a war already won.
#74 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
Last time i checked there was earth under the water...
User avatar #131 to #74 - pwoneill (02/20/2013) [-]
WHAT???????? **** i wish you told me that before!!!! i just assumed iit was an infinite chasm!!! **** now i can go to the bottom and get all that **** i lost!!!!!!!
User avatar #81 to #74 - tanneresbueno (02/20/2013) [-]
Interesting point, Anon
#160 - itsmewaffle (02/20/2013) [-]
Full of gas

Called uranus.
#167 to #160 - derpypotato (02/20/2013) [-]
this^
<and this
#108 - realgamergurgus (02/20/2013) [-]
71% water on the surface!
User avatar #86 - roguetrooper (02/20/2013) [-]
71% of the Earth is COVERED in water. It's not 71% water.
User avatar #101 to #86 - Flexo (02/20/2013) [-]
Its only actually around 1/60 water.
#20 - supamonkey (02/20/2013) [-]
*Buzzer* 70% *Buzzer*
User avatar #17 - kailemar (02/20/2013) [-]
I once sailed with a geezer lost both of his arms and part of his eye. We called him Larry.
#54 - devanteeklund (02/20/2013) [-]
its actually name after the roman god of war.
#176 to #54 - John Cena (06/20/2013) [-]
490+43
#65 to #54 - crazylance (02/20/2013) [-]
Epic pic, thanks for posting, here, have mine
User avatar #62 to #54 - viscerys (02/20/2013) [-]
No **** .
User avatar #85 to #54 - hamstergeddon (02/20/2013) [-]
It is still 0% Roman god of war.
#92 to #85 - whymewhy (02/20/2013) [-]
how do you know, have you met the roman gods, specifically the roman god of war. i didn't think so chief.
#97 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (02/20/2013) [-]
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#50 - masabumba (02/20/2013) [-]
Really? Not a single comment about Mars bars yet?
#93 to #50 - whymewhy (02/20/2013) [-]
umm ya the original posting was plenty enough of a mars bar reference dude.
#95 to #50 - robotrino (02/20/2013) [-]
why would they
#53 to #50 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
thats the joke
User avatar #55 to #50 - murrlogic (02/20/2013) [-]
That looks ******* delicious.
#153 - doctorhorrible (02/20/2013) [-]
0% Jewish, still called Jupiter
#157 to #155 - doctorhorrible (02/20/2013) [-]
Doctor?
Doctor?
#159 to #157 - thedocterwho (02/20/2013) [-]
why yes and hello doctorhorrible
why yes and hello doctorhorrible
User avatar #40 - skwirl (02/20/2013) [-]
71% of the surface is water.
You do realize the earth isn't hollow right?
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