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#529 - anonymous (06/05/2012) [-]
First off lets go ahead and get this out of the way I know I shouldnt have been reading her diary and I would feel terrible if it was just trivial stuff. But it wasn't.

It started off normal enough, boys, 7th grade stuff, school sucks blah blah blah. Then one page took a dark turn. It all started with her writing late at night about eating our family cat. The cat had gone missing about two weeks before the diary entry and we all just thought he had ran away. Well according to this she had stuck the cat in her dresser door with 2 pillows and let it starve to death! She then took the body out and cooked it in the hills behind our house. She had saved one last bite and dipped it in a condiment (she didnt identify it in the entry) and declared it to be delicious. Which I say is true, he is whiz in the kitchen.

Now I dont know what to do and I havent even told my wife about it. I went into her bedroom and pulled out her dresser drawers and all i found was one pillow with some hair on it. And i'm thinking back and we've lost tons and tons of animals and i wonder if she was involved. I'm almost positive that she cooked and ate my other daughters pet lizard because we found his burnt remains in the back yard during an easter egg hunt.

Woody what should I do!!! Please, I need help!
#531 to #529 - anonymous (06/05/2012) [-]
Seriously guys, if my daughter eats pets, I don't know what I'll do. Is it illegal? She's been pet sitting and I don't want somebody's pet to be eaten by her.
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