Has science gone too far?. . Birthdays are glad fervour health Studies have shown that who have more We longer.. its my birthday today no really I turned 21 today
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#55 - skinless (04/19/2013) [-]
i call 			********		. recent studies have shown that trhe more birthdays you have,the higher the chance of death
i call ******** . recent studies have shown that trhe more birthdays you have,the higher the chance of death
User avatar #57 to #55 - zorororonoa (04/19/2013) [-]
But, the chance of death is always 100%
User avatar #62 to #57 - lateday (04/19/2013) [-]
turritopsis nutricula
User avatar #15 - esquaredsixteen (04/18/2013) [-]
Born February 29th. **** .
#3 - bluemando (04/18/2013) [-]
its my birthday today   
   
no really I turned 21 today
its my birthday today

no really I turned 21 today
#16 to #3 - greenstrongworld (04/18/2013) [-]
Happy birthday bro.
Happy birthday bro.
#17 to #16 - greenstrongworld (04/18/2013) [-]
Sorry I don't have a cake gif.
Sorry I don't have a cake gif.
#13 to #3 - skk (04/18/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday!
#41 to #3 - professorcuntickle (04/19/2013) [-]
Dude... go get drunk
#56 to #3 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
you turned 21 today and youre spending it on fj?
#101 to #3 - flyingthundergod (04/19/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday, mane!
Happy Birthday, mane!
#103 to #3 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
happy birthday and get the **** otta here right now and live your goddam life!!
#59 to #3 - zorororonoa (04/19/2013) [-]
But in all seriousness, happy birthday man.
#5 to #3 - anon (04/18/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday bluemando
User avatar #9 to #3 - fedemiss (04/18/2013) [-]
Happy birthday fagot. i will always love you, no matter what they say.
User avatar #10 to #3 - celend (04/18/2013) [-]
You best have had a ************* nice day ************ .
#4 to #3 - zakisking (04/18/2013) [-]
happy birthday mate
#67 to #3 - miscarriage (04/19/2013) [-]
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Happy Birthday, dood.
#12 to #3 - noctex **User deleted account** (04/18/2013) [-]
Happy birthday, dude.
User avatar #104 to #3 - Tailsfan (04/19/2013) [-]
Happy birthday :D

its my birthday too :3 i turn 18
#102 to #3 - aerosol (04/19/2013) [-]
*arbitrary reference to alcohol consumption*
#6 to #3 - boylan (04/18/2013) [-]
happy birthday bro
User avatar #81 to #3 - fusrohnope (04/19/2013) [-]
DUDE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY? I'M GONNA GET YOU DRUNK ON ALCOHOL!

Sorry, I don't have any 21 and Over gifs.
User avatar #66 to #3 - jimmytwoshoes (04/19/2013) [-]
i dont want to be THAT guy and spoil everything for you... but the cake is a lie... there is no cake.
#85 to #3 - jesuscf (04/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#49 to #3 - chonies (04/19/2013) [-]
Party thread in dedication to this man.
Party thread in dedication to this man.
User avatar #40 to #3 - errdayimfjing (04/19/2013) [-]
Happy Birthday!!
#21 to #3 - Cressy (04/19/2013) [-]
Happy birthday man! It's my birthday too! But I turned 16 lol have a good one!
+1
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#8 to #3 - Temari (04/18/2013) [-]
happy bday man
happy bday man
User avatar #90 to #45 - vycanismajoris (04/19/2013) [-]
The kid's hair is like a ruler.
#46 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
Water is bad for your health. Studies have shown that everyone who drinks water will die.
#93 - mkoala (04/19/2013) [-]
mfw title
#58 - dmoneys (04/19/2013) [-]
Turned 18 today! Thanks funnyjunk!
Turned 18 today! Thanks funnyjunk!
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User avatar #61 to #58 - Mesmus (04/19/2013) [-]
grats :)
User avatar #74 to #58 - dmoneys (04/19/2013) [-]
thanks guys
User avatar #82 to #58 - owmyanus (04/19/2013) [-]
Now you can look at porn and smoke cigarettes
User avatar #83 to #58 - darksideofthebeast (04/19/2013) [-]
Happy birthday man
Hope it goes great.
#98 to #58 - raberintodesu (04/19/2013) [-]
Happy birthday, man!   
Enjoy the feeling of finally giving an honest answer when entering porn sites.
Happy birthday, man!
Enjoy the feeling of finally giving an honest answer when entering porn sites.
User avatar #78 to #58 - vissova (04/19/2013) [-]
Happy birthday!

Enjoy buying liquor and driving cars.
User avatar #84 to #78 - dmoneys (04/19/2013) [-]
can't buy liquor yet haha I'm in America
#79 to #58 - mrstalin (04/19/2013) [-]
Happy birthday! Have a good one and don't forget, the internet is always more important.
User avatar #94 to #58 - spysappinmysasha (04/19/2013) [-]
I turned 20 today...

and has yet to have sex, much less a date.

I have never touched a woman with my whole hand. I am a disgrace to all men.
User avatar #68 to #58 - TheBigGummyBear (04/19/2013) [-]
Happy birthday brah!
#88 to #58 - luthervonappledorf (04/19/2013) [-]
You can finally stop lying to all those websites.
You can finally stop lying to all those websites.
User avatar #65 - mrradical (04/19/2013) [-]
ironically the more birthdays you have the closer you get to dying.
User avatar #77 to #65 - Jxeer (04/19/2013) [-]
But if you don't have birthdays, you are either dead or a time walking being.
#70 - gantalashama (04/19/2013) [-]
studies also show that if your parents dont have children then neither will you
#54 - silverhellion (04/19/2013) [-]
such a bad joke. and yet i laughed.......			****		 it all.   
   
one of the most reluctant thumbs i've ever given.
such a bad joke. and yet i laughed....... **** it all.

one of the most reluctant thumbs i've ever given.
#20 - gadking (04/19/2013) [-]
I'll turn a quarter of a century tomorrow... I feel old
I'll turn a quarter of a century tomorrow... I feel old
User avatar #22 to #20 - animedudej ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
i'm turning 19 in august and i feel old D:
User avatar #26 to #22 - izzygirl (04/19/2013) [-]
I'm turning 20 in December.
What have I done with my life....
User avatar #30 to #26 - animedudej ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
thats scary that up untill you are about 20 years old that you are done with school and military duty and such... at the age of 19 (hopefully the end of the year) i will go into work as a welder... if i don't get a job ill be sent into military duty as i would have finished my education
User avatar #32 to #30 - izzygirl (04/19/2013) [-]
I haven't done anything with my life. I can't even drive yet.
I'm pathetic.
User avatar #38 to #32 - animedudej ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
i cant drive either... for me it's not a priority as i am saving thousands of kroners a month just by taking the buss instead (that includes visits home every weekend)
#23 to #22 - joeyxxxx (04/19/2013) [-]
im turning 18 at the end of august and i feel old too lmao

._______.
#25 to #23 - animedudej ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
i feel i will allways be the same silly me... though my thoughts is that my looks on things will change when i go into the military
i feel i will allways be the same silly me... though my thoughts is that my looks on things will change when i go into the military
#29 to #25 - joeyxxxx (04/19/2013) [-]
same here :) but dam dude thats SOME SHIEEEEEEt what branch
User avatar #31 to #29 - animedudej ONLINE (04/19/2013) [-]
do you mean military branch? if so then i have not started yet... since i am busy with my education i am not eligible for military service (and i am glad that they respect that fact)
#18 - kretash (04/18/2013) [-]
**kretash rolls 42**
#89 - xxskoolxx (04/19/2013) [-]
Makes me wish I had birthdays still :-(
#95 to #89 - xxskoolxx (04/19/2013) [-]
For the man who thumbed me down, it wasn't that i didn't get it, i was creating a set up about how when you get older every one forgets about your birthdays......

dry humor I humor i know, but hey its those little things.
#107 - sleepisfortheweak (05/12/2013) [-]
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#96 - falconxmard (04/19/2013) [-]
Has science gone too far?
User avatar #99 to #96 - paradoxofnight (04/19/2013) [-]
he has eyes?!
#87 - xxscopemanxx (04/19/2013) [-]
...we need to get to the bottom of this.
#76 - anon (04/19/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians segregate from everybody, have completely expressionless faces, and are very untalkative to hide that they can read minds. Asians have expressionless faces to avoid accidently showing facial expressions when people think things they don't Ike, find funny, astonishing etc, so they segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening. Asians also segregate and are very untalkative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS!!!!!!
#80 to #76 - heroicvenom (04/19/2013) [-]
no
no
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