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Teacher: the you inner: God?
Class: He
Teacher: Then there isn' t a God!
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Consider the follwing:
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parts of the bran through reading the magnetic properties of stuff
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observed, therefore cannot be proved or disproved with
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#15 to #13 - luddethebunny (05/26/2013) [-]
****		 yeah, Tomska!
**** yeah, Tomska!
User avatar #3 - helljeez (05/26/2013) [-]
Can you see farts? Can you touch farts? No?
Therefore there are no farts
#190 to #3 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Imma smell the **** outta yo farts, boy
#163 to #3 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
I can smell them, and I can isolate and analyze the air they occupy to verify their chemical presence

Therefore there are farts.
User avatar #196 to #3 - Crusader (05/27/2013) [-]
You can observe the evidence of a fart.
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#249 to #3 - nitrorussian (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, what were you saying?
I'm sorry, what were you saying?
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#283 to #249 - fivewordminimum **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#24 to #3 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
Therefore, God is a fart.

Some believe in it fully, others blame it for tragedies, while some deny it, while knowing that deep down inside, it exists.
#2 - pappathethird (05/26/2013) [-]


but honestly, that was pretty cool
#28 to #2 - anon (05/26/2013) [-]
Wheres the tally of internet arguments that devolved into coming up with terrible insults?
#114 to #28 - themonkeyfish (05/27/2013) [-]
... there is no wall in existence big enough for that scoreboard...
#266 to #2 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Actually no because its a copy pasta
#117 - kevman (05/27/2013) [-]
Who needs a cutting tool when you have syler?
User avatar #162 to #117 - sylarr (05/27/2013) [-]
*Sylar
#119 - crosskill (05/27/2013) [-]
A Princeton University profressor was a militant atheist and he told all of hsi students that they shouldnt belive in God and tried to prove theres no God.

"If God were exist" he said "this chalk would not break when I drop it. God would want to prove his existance so he would make the chalk not break" and then the profressor drop the chalk and it broke.

He did this every day in class until a student stood up and said that he believed in God. the Princeton profressor smiled and said "Oh yeah, well how can you explain the chalk." and the profressor laughed and then said "i'll up the ante. If god exists then to prove his existence he will come down to earth to this very classroom and give me a blowjob." And then the ceiling opened and God came thundering down and did exactly that. "No homo" god said

- Genesis 4:13-27
#273 to #119 - nightdude (05/27/2013) [-]
if god were exist then who was chalk?
User avatar #127 to #119 - Crusader (05/27/2013) [-]
Until i read the end, I was tempted to correct this.

And I still am, so I will explain why God does not show himself.

In everything God does, in every instance he has asked someone to do something, it has been "in faith"
Faith literally means belief without evidence, therefore if he showed himself the entire system of faith is destroyed. The entire point of being a good person in faith of being rewarded would become null.
User avatar #228 to #127 - akkere ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Ah, but you are forgetting that you still have to have faith in the fact that it was "no homo".
User avatar #164 to #127 - appleboom (05/27/2013) [-]
Part of the idea, some theorize, is that many people would reject God on sight, but if they were slowly introduced to the idea they would have a greater chance of following God.
User avatar #334 to #127 - doctorgolgo (05/27/2013) [-]
As explained in excrutiating detail in "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy".
User avatar #346 to #334 - Crusader (05/27/2013) [-]
Never saw it, never read it.
Never interested in it.
Go ahead and hate me, it just never tickled my fancy.
User avatar #347 to #346 - doctorgolgo (05/27/2013) [-]
No hate, but the 12-part radio series was the BEST. We just don't allow our imaginations to run wild like in the old days. Now everything's presented to us point-blank and our mind's eye has cataracts. Shame really.
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#250 - HumbertoL (05/27/2013) [-]
Or you could just have your head cracked open.
User avatar #194 - deathcampforjewtie (05/27/2013) [-]
So, I never hear Christians complaining about Atheists on here.
Just Atheists complaining about Christians.
User avatar #345 to #194 - incontinence (05/27/2013) [-]
Actually if you looked at any atheist content there will be a ******** of religious people complaining about atheist being preachy etc. I mean just look at this thread for instance.
User avatar #286 to #194 - cheeziswin (05/27/2013) [-]
There might not be any, or they just don't care.

I honestly don't see a reason to enthuse about Christianity, or hate on Atheists. It's their own choices, they've got a right to them.
#27 - afreeti ONLINE (05/26/2013) [-]
replace brain with conscious and he might have a better arguement
#206 to #27 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
"consciousness" is simply the definition for an abstract construct.
it's not an actual, physical thing.
#229 - thisotherdude (05/27/2013) [-]
If god is real, than he's real and quite frankly neither side would change all that much since he still doesn't bother meddling in our affairs all that much.

Atheists: 0
Christians: 0
Retarded cuntblasts: Still think it's worth arguing despite no one else caring
#230 - ishouldplayzelda (05/27/2013) [-]
agnosticism is the most interesting system of philosophy by far. at it's purest form, it acknowledges that given existences' possibility of infinity, anything is possible given enough rolls-of-the-die and enough time. so basically, if it hasn't been disproven then it is possible, no matter how unlikely. this means that if the universe and time are actually infinite then parallel realities are real and there are an infinite amount of them. that means that if existence is actually infinite then every fictional universe ever conceived exists somewhere or somewhen.   
   
it takes a lot of suspension-of-common sense to actually believe this is possible, which it completely is but after you accept it, it gives you a hell of a lot to think about when you have nothing else to occupy your mind.
agnosticism is the most interesting system of philosophy by far. at it's purest form, it acknowledges that given existences' possibility of infinity, anything is possible given enough rolls-of-the-die and enough time. so basically, if it hasn't been disproven then it is possible, no matter how unlikely. this means that if the universe and time are actually infinite then parallel realities are real and there are an infinite amount of them. that means that if existence is actually infinite then every fictional universe ever conceived exists somewhere or somewhen.

it takes a lot of suspension-of-common sense to actually believe this is possible, which it completely is but after you accept it, it gives you a hell of a lot to think about when you have nothing else to occupy your mind.
User avatar #330 to #230 - daentraya (05/27/2013) [-]
It hasnt been disproved that there's no hightech fairies living underground. I want to believe..
#333 to #330 - ishouldplayzelda (05/27/2013) [-]
have we explored every square foot of the earths' mass and didn't find any? no? then it's still not impossible that they're there. it's highly unlikely, but still possible.   
have this amusing image
have we explored every square foot of the earths' mass and didn't find any? no? then it's still not impossible that they're there. it's highly unlikely, but still possible.
have this amusing image
#344 to #333 - daentraya (05/27/2013) [-]
I also want to believe that the matrix was made to test how deep we were in the matrix, by making a movie about the matrix itself
I also want to believe that the matrix was made to test how deep we were in the matrix, by making a movie about the matrix itself
User avatar #350 to #344 - ishouldplayzelda (05/27/2013) [-]
i think if we were in a simulation and someone got it right, the controller still wouldn't reveal the truth. imagine how much of a mind **** that would be (if the matrix was actually 100% true)
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User avatar #274 to #272 - ishouldplayzelda (05/27/2013) [-]
i don't disagree with anything you said but from what you said, you seem to think i was calling agnosticism a religion which i wasn't. i just want to make that clear in case you thought i was trying to call it something that i wasn't
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User avatar #278 to #275 - ishouldplayzelda (05/27/2013) [-]
... i guess
#235 to #230 - silverhellion (05/27/2013) [-]
holy **** i was just about to post something about agnosticism, then this.

kudos to you good sir.
User avatar #236 to #235 - ishouldplayzelda (05/27/2013) [-]
thank you kindly
#248 to #230 - godhatesusall (05/27/2013) [-]
I agree with you, agnosticism is neato, I just like South Park so I'm posting this
I agree with you, agnosticism is neato, I just like South Park so I'm posting this
User avatar #251 to #248 - ishouldplayzelda (05/27/2013) [-]
i love you for thinking reasonably. sincerely i love you and i don't even know you in the slightest. we need more people like you and silverhellion
User avatar #253 to #251 - godhatesusall (05/27/2013) [-]
It makes sense, agnosticism isn't arrogant enough to completely deny the existence of a higher power, but isn't far fetched enough to believe that every action you make is based on ridiculous rules and monitored all your life. Its a perfect middle ground.
User avatar #255 to #253 - ishouldplayzelda (05/27/2013) [-]
precisely. i've always considered religious people and atheists to be the most arrogant kinds of people. to claim positively that there is or is not an intelligent force behind the creation of everything there is when it is impossible to know one way or the other is some ignorant ******** if i've ever heard any. they have no humility at all. it's always "there is a god!" or "there is no god" instead of what is the only honest answer, which is "there might be a god. there's really no way to know and i acknowledge that"

PS i find your username hilarious
User avatar #257 to #255 - godhatesusall (05/27/2013) [-]
Agreed.
And thank you, its the name of a Slayer album.
#281 to #255 - silverhellion (05/27/2013) [-]
EXACTLY, i was raised by a bible-thumper for a mother, so you can imagine she was shocked to hear me say "you can't prove god exists anymore more than you can disprove it, so i just refuse to take part in this ludicrous, ages old argument. if i die and there is a god, i'm sure he wouldn't be a total douchebag about it."
User avatar #168 - lightarcanine (05/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #204 to #168 - meganinja ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
"Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious.

Wow.
User avatar #174 to #170 - lightarcanine (05/27/2013) [-]
Just bored as hell.
#271 - creosote (05/27/2013) [-]
I remember back in the day (probably a year ago) when I used to get these things CONSTANTLY in my email. It was always from the same person, too.
User avatar #113 - fyaq (05/27/2013) [-]
man someone felt high and mighty writing those paragraphs

congrats you smug bastard, you outsmarted a 13 year old girl on facebook.
#199 to #113 - sixfishsticks (05/27/2013) [-]
why is this getting thumbed up.....
1) How do you know she is 13?
2) He didn't outsmart this said 13 year old
3) He simply applied some logic and reasoning to something someone posted on face book
#183 - fullofgoodshitt (05/27/2013) [-]
!!BUT I THOUGHT ASIANS COULD READ MINDS!?!!!
!!BUT I THOUGHT ASIANS COULD READ MINDS!?!!!
#315 to #91 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Good thing I'm neither.
#329 to #91 - doctorgolgo (05/27/2013) [-]
Like there'a a "typical" anything.
Yer argument is invalid.
#160 to #91 - spetsnazvymple (05/27/2013) [-]
why does he have a pentagram around his neck
User avatar #263 to #160 - ainoninom (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that maybe he isn't christian
#264 to #263 - spetsnazvymple (05/27/2013) [-]
well he still has a religion
#265 to #264 - ainoninom (05/27/2013) [-]
Good point
#318 to #263 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
Pentacles aren't always used in a religion context, although they can be. The pentacle was used in Christianity in the past to represent the 5 wounds of Christ. Many Christians do wear pentacles for different reasons. So you really don't know.
#317 to #160 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
It's a pentacle. When a pentagram is within a circle it is a pentacle. Secondly, I would assume from the rest of his attire he's probably wearing it for looks rather than his actual religion.
User avatar #129 to #91 - capslockrage (05/27/2013) [-]
I have never met an atheist that looked like that, just saying.
#205 to #129 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
it's a joke
User avatar #232 to #129 - ishouldplayzelda (05/27/2013) [-]
i've never seen a post like that posted without copious amounts of sarcasm. just saying
User avatar #102 to #91 - martbeast (05/27/2013) [-]
love ur name bro
User avatar #195 to #91 - rokkarokkaali (05/27/2013) [-]
If you looked like that, you'd also think there was no god.
#152 - anon (05/27/2013) [-]
I dont give a **** about religion or being athiest, i will live my life however the **** i want.
#10 - gameshredder (05/26/2013) [-]
Same would go for the student, so they don't have a brain either.
Same would go for the student, so they don't have a brain either.
User avatar #18 to #10 - rossbelfast (05/26/2013) [-]
But that's not what the student believes in. They only said that because the teacher believes that if you can't see or touch something then it's not real but obviously the student doesn't believe that...
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