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#7 - ctenop
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Casts are for casuals
#57 to #7 - ishouldplayzelda
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(05/27/2013) [-]
what ******* nailed a helping hand to his arm?
what ******* nailed a helping hand to his arm?
#12 to #7 - brehon
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(05/27/2013) [-]
what is that?
#13 to #12 - deathcampforjewtie
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(05/27/2013) [-]
An arm.
#14 to #13 - brehon
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(05/27/2013) [-]
ah, thanks
#36 to #13 - Zaxplab
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(05/27/2013) [-]
What is the name of the mechanical device attached to this individual's arm?
#46 to #36 - profarnsworth
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(05/27/2013) [-]
A hand. Hes Luke Skywalker
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#138 to #12 - ctenop
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It's called scaffolding, I broke one bone twice and shattered it inbetween, and the other one once. The surgeons words were (after a ct scan) "Your wrist is mashed". It's basically all they could do. What they didn't tell me was they unscrew the screws from your bone, while your awake, and they didn't give me pain relief at first...
#139 to #138 - brehon
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(05/27/2013) [-]
aw man, that sucks. thats all over and done with right, like, your bone healed?
#140 to #139 - ctenop
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Had that on for 6 weeks, then had to rework my wrist movement back with another temp cast with a metal plate (velco on). Then months of physio. I had another bike accident (douche did a U-turn without looking) and I crashed, meaning my thumb wasn't move able for days, still plays up and hurts. The wrist is visibly deformed, and I have some trouble with it, and pain, and the scars from the metal work are down to the bone, and have muscle attached, so it's odd to move my wrist etc, sometimes painful. Took this just now. You can feel the the scars and muscles and tendons if you put your finger on either under the wrist (as the tendon takes a new route) and near the scars, and you can feel the knobbly bone. On the plus side, I can make smiley faces with the 2 dots, and get chicks to hold my hands etc, and then they ask questions and it goes from there ;)
#141 to #140 - brehon
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Well, i guess every cloud has its silver lining =P
Sounds like it was quite an ordeal, closest thing ive had to that kind of thing (not broken bones, but hospital stuff) was when i went in for stomach pains and found out i had two gallbladders
#142 to #141 - ctenop
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Had 3 operations "down below" (first one was a double twist, one had actually died and had to be heat packed), then the other 2 was when I ripped out the internal stitches holding my boys (yes, ouch), had a snapped tendon or 2, broken wrist, concussion and tissue and possible bone damage from second crash, and a 5 days stay from the first one as well. I'm a clumsy ************
#143 to #142 - brehon
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Im so glad ive managed to get through life without things like that happening to me
Hope your life gets a little bit easier, and a lot less painful.
#144 to #143 - ctenop
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Thanks Hombré
#3 - urinalofjustice
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Sweet!
#119 to #3 - octaviano
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(05/27/2013) [-]
what the flying ******* HOLY WHAT THE **** IS THAT A BARE BONE?!
#128 to #119 - rapsuskiller
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(05/27/2013) [-]
That´s obviously make-up. Calm the **** down
#1 - kietzu
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(05/26/2013) [-]
Oh snap.
#35 to #1 - Mesmus ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Original pun ahead
#22 to #1 - snipys ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
That was a nice one.
#6 to #1 - tiaatortilla
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#10 to #1 - unknowntablets
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#25 - thunderstorm
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<YFW you do damage your arm just to get that imprinted on your cast...
#38 - legionofbronies
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I've never once broken a limb...
...what's that **** feel like? Other than ******* pain?
#42 to #38 - zombieginger
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Well, at first it's more terrifying because "oh holy ****, why does my leg/arm/whatever look wrong" and than you start freaking out, and the adrenaline kicks in. A few hours in it hurts to move, and you get terrified of moving it at all.
#44 to #38 - Shmooglavoue
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Like there is something very wrong with the broken limb (which there is). It is oddly misshapen, and trying to move it against the break will inflict a novel kind of pain, straight down to the bone, telling you to STOP.
#49 to #38 - grpeephole
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(05/27/2013) [-]
well for the collarbone..... so much ******* pain you cant take a step without moving it the wrong way *this is the day after the event*
#53 to #38 - lefthoofthepirate
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I broke my femur once.
it was horrible.
And painful.
#59 to #53 - certifiedidiot
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(05/27/2013) [-]
That might be related to the fact it's the strongest bone in the entire body o.O
#125 to #59 - lefthoofthepirate
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(05/27/2013) [-]
True. I suppose falling out the back of a ute going at least 100KMPH was a bit stupid...
#74 to #38 - vatra
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(05/27/2013) [-]
It depends on what bone you break, wear you break it, how you break it, and the type of break. So really it is different for everyone.
#122 to #38 - anon
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I broke my wrist when I was seven. It's twelve years later and it makes a cracking sound every time I move my wrist. (I fell down on a hill on skates and my wrist went all the way back.)
#132 to #38 - anon
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It sounds like concrete being broken apart with prejudice, then kinda floppy and weak since your ligaments now hold the weight of the arm (if a clean break and not a fracture). Shock sets in for about a millisecond then the glory mother of all pain shoots to the break site several times a second, causing a grown man to cry.
#75 to #38 - achselschweiss
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So I've broken both wrists, couple of fingers, collarbone, both shins, and a thigh bone (all separate incidents). It never really hurts where the fracture happens, the feeling is just.. bizarre, strange.

The one that hurt the most for me was a tibia fracture down by the ankle, since I fell and hit my knee on a rock at the same time. The knee hurt so bad that I didn't realize my foot wasn't properly connected to my leg with bones anymore, so I stood up and tried to walk. This pushed the bone into some muscles and nerves, and gave the feeling of electric shock.
#118 to #38 - brisineo
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(05/27/2013) [-]
A broken bone isn't the worst pain you could feel. More or less, when the injury happens, there would be a sharp pain when it broke, but you'd also more likely be paying more attention to any other secondary injury you got from what you were doing while breaking the bone because initially that would hurt (and look) worse. (Such as the case when I broke my wrist crashing a scooter; the roadburn on my palms and back hurt FAR worse, and I actually thought that the other wrist was broken because it had the worst pain)

Unless the bone plays a main supporting role (like a femur or collarbone) or the fracture isn't too large, you may even go a while without knowing you even did break it until unusual sensitivity and pain in the area may get you to check it out.

However... If you want pain, then dislocations and connective tissue injury are the worst pain you could imagine. When I dislocated my kneecap, I could do nothing else but just scream.
#60 to #38 - ishouldplayzelda
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(05/27/2013) [-]
i have no idea what else there is but a friend of mine in middle school slipped on the grass and landed on his arm in just the wrong way and it broke in 5 different places. he cried for 3 hours straight. needless to say, his forearm looked like one of these ~ so i like to think i understand what all the crying was about
#56 to #38 - dertfish
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(05/27/2013) [-]
After my 6th Break on my left arm its just numbness, you just sort of go "Jesus ****, it happened again."
Happened while Snowboarding the last time i Just sort of asked my friends to help me out of my board and hail a Patrol Skier down. You get used to it.

Also if you get surgery its kinda gay. pic related.
#72 to #56 - themongoose
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(05/27/2013) [-]
6th? are you lacking some vital nutrients or attempting to burn through skill level plateaus at an alarming rate?
6th? are you lacking some vital nutrients or attempting to burn through skill level plateaus at an alarming rate?
#43 to #38 - kyrozor ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
My sister broke her arm 2 days ago, didn't find out until yesterday and said apart from the fact she can't move her upper arm, it doesn't actually hurt.
#4 - pappathethird
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#16 - snuffff
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I would if the ******* doctors would ever let me see the ******* X-ray. I broke my foot and never saw the x ray.
#27 to #16 - prezek
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Broke my foot, arm, thumb and finger and never ever saw the X-ray but when i broke my left clavicle, they had to show it too me (clavicle fractures usually isn't the nicest thing to look at when you're almost passing out).
#67 - tarekmig
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#77 to #67 - orrihaa
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(05/27/2013) [-]
That's not a bone
#78 to #77 - tarekmig
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#84 to #78 - goodguygary ONLINE
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i think you accidentally the entire sentence.
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#87 to #86 - goodguygary ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
your still accidentally the sentence.
#88 to #87 - tarekmig
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#89 to #88 - goodguygary ONLINE
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is everyone on this site is a dumbass.
what's wrong with that sentence.
#90 to #89 - tarekmig
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#91 to #90 - goodguygary ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
no, try again.
#92 to #91 - tarekmig
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#93 to #92 - goodguygary ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
so you can come out looking like less of a dumbass.
#94 to #93 - tarekmig
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#95 to #94 - goodguygary ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
but it's still ******* wrong, you twat.
#96 to #95 - tarekmig
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#97 to #96 - goodguygary ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
if you're "trolling", all you're doing is being a retard, but on the off chance you actually are this stupid, i pity you.
#105 to #97 - fuckedbyapony
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(05/27/2013) [-]
>Realises he's thick as ****
>Says he's trolling only after you suggest it
#109 to #105 - tarekmig
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Oh another kid, you know what trolling is, right?
#110 to #109 - fuckedbyapony
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I know you're terrible at it.
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#111 to #110 - tarekmig
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Did i ask you pony-fag? No.
#113 to #111 - fuckedbyapony
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Yes you asked me if i knew what it was, and i'm telling you yes i do and you're doing it extremely poorly in an attempt to cover up a grammatical error.
#112 to #111 - fuckedbyapony
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Do i like/watch Ponys/MLP? No.
#98 to #97 - tarekmig
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Finally you got it. Lets see who is the dumbass again? hmm?
#99 to #98 - goodguygary ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
i'd wager you still.
#100 to #99 - tarekmig
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#104 to #100 - goodguygary ONLINE
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Signs that your trolling is unsuccesful:
*Your victim identifying you as a troll.
*Identifying yourself as a troll.

you failed on both counts, also, trolls are supposed to be clever.
#107 to #104 - goodguygary ONLINE
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also, not responding to this anymore. got troll* elsewhere

(*be less intelligent than a rock)
#108 to #104 - tarekmig
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#102 to #100 - goodguygary ONLINE
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i sometimes forget arguing with idiots like you is impossible.
you just have too much experience at being a dumbass for my tastes.
#156 to #102 - therealrooster
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SO MANY LINES
#180 to #102 - goodguygary ONLINE
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what the hell are you talking about tarekmig? you're the only one deleting comments, mine's still sitting there.
#177 to #102 - tarekmig
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#107 to #104 - goodguygary (05/27/2013)
also, not responding to this anymore. got troll* elsewhere

(*be less intelligent than a rock)
^ "Got troll elsewhere" Nice grammar there my friend, Good job deleting that comment so i would look like a dumbass.
#103 to #102 - tarekmig
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Oh so you have a taste? So you're mad now that you got trolled? Or...?
#79 to #78 - orrihaa
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(05/27/2013) [-]
the irony
#81 to #79 - tarekmig
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Yeah right, irony. I forgot who i am asking.
#137 to #81 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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Why did you delete all your comments? Everyone wants to see how stupid you are.
#145 to #137 - tarekmig
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Just so litte kids like you won't rage out and dislike all of my comments, i mean i don't want to get thumb banned by kids... I can read from your name that you're an dumbass.
#146 to #145 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
This little kid send his regards from the USMC... I love when people know they're wrong so they try to insult you directly! Keep it up champ, you're #1!
#147 to #146 - tarekmig
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I am not even america, The idiotic level of yours is so high that it takes the 10% rest of your body.
#150 to #147 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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(05/27/2013) [-]
I can't believe how much I actually want to see your original comments, the apparent lack of coherence must be so entertaining!
#157 to #150 - goodguygary ONLINE
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oh man, i could hardly believe how dense this guy was, i would compare it to arguing with a brick wall, but that would be insulting the wall.
#158 to #157 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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(05/29/2013) [-]
I joined in a little late and only got to insult his intelligence a bit but I enjoyed it. Wana give me a run through on what he was sayin?
#159 to #158 - goodguygary ONLINE
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his first comment was "i broke my boner bone" and then when someone called him out on it he had this sentence "is everyone on this site is an dumbass." i wasn't sure if it was an honest mistake because he isn't a native english speaker, or he was being a dumbass. well we sure found out which.
#160 to #159 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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(05/29/2013) [-]
Eh boy, some people just know how to make the world go round.
#161 to #160 - goodguygary ONLINE
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what really got me is he called you a dumbass, and bitched about somebody trolling in a different content
#163 to #161 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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You know what they say, live and let the dumb eat themselves away.
#172 to #163 - tarekmig
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**** dude, i don't want to see you eat yourself that is disgusting... Cannibal.
#167 to #159 - tarekmig
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I am actually native speaker and i am capably of speaking 4 languages, Russian , Arabic , and Ukrainian. Plus i learned English. And when i wrote "an dumbass" i would like to see people like you over react on site where no one gives a "****" about grammar.
#170 to #167 - goodguygary ONLINE
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(05/29/2013) [-]
you're really not making yourself look any better, just stop.
#171 to #170 - tarekmig
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I am actually, As you thought that i am trying to make myself better.
#152 to #151 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE (05/27/2013) [-]
Submitted mine before I saw it, my bad. I feel like the argument is over now.
^ This guy knew that he got something wrong and he still trying to troll, from his name as you can see.
#174 to #171 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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Right I'm the one who tried to troll, you should look at the past comments. And your correction was sent while I was typing my comment. You just keep proving your stupidity to the world here bub.
#178 to #174 - tarekmig
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"
Why did you delete all your comments? Everyone wants to see how stupid you are." you wouldn't typed that if you didn't want an argument but of course from your cleverness better start an argument, CUZ IDZ SO COL BRO!
#169 to #158 - tarekmig
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First of all i wrote "my boner bone broke" then as you know some people don't have "Penises" or whatever, so they got mad, as some of an guy said "That not a bone" which i tried to make an joke, but yeah...
#165 to #157 - tarekmig
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I could compare you to an ****, the **** even has more freedom and intelligent speech than you.
#166 to #165 - goodguygary ONLINE
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(05/29/2013) [-]
>to an ****
yeah, just stop.
#168 to #166 - tarekmig
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As i said i don't care about grammar, but you still "an" dumbass for arguing about grammar on internet, cause of course people like me come here to argue only. What a waste of time.
#153 to #150 - tarekmig
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#148 to #147 - tarekmig ONLINE (4 minutes ago)
American*
^ did you see this? No? Its so entertaining that there a lot of dumb asses like you arguing without noticing the past comments.
#162 to #153 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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(05/29/2013) [-]
You are literally cancer to this website. If I am a dumbass, you are the scum on the feet of the ****** belonging to the asshole of the worlds dumbest man's dick pimple.
#164 to #162 - tarekmig
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Seriously kid? **** off, i tought we finished this argument and we found out you were the dumbass, And you're the **** that sand ******* step on cause they don't care who you're.
#173 to #164 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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Right I'm the dumbass I forgot! Cuz I was the one who was proven wrong on multiple occasions by not one, not two, but three people! Also because I'm theone who can't formulate a proper sentence! I don't even have a reaction picture for people this stupid so here, it's the best I can do. Until I find a better one I'll just have to leave it at this.
#149 to #147 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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Good to know you aren't a full country! There it goes again! "I'm wrong and everyone knows it so you're the stupid one!" My alcoholic bi-polar mother makes more sense than you.
#151 to #149 - tarekmig
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Did you even read the comment that i corrected my spelling in? Its right below here! Replaced the N with comma and forgot to add it back again. Welp have fun starting an idiotic argument.
#152 to #151 - italianfrosttroll ONLINE
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Submitted mine before I saw it, my bad. I feel like the argument is over now.
#154 to #152 - tarekmig
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Well, over is over.

#148 to #147 - tarekmig
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American*


















#83 to #78 - dumbasshunter
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up in the top corner is a button with an &quot;x&quot; on it....press it.
up in the top corner is a button with an "x" on it....press it.
#126 to #83 - anon
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The hunter has found its prey.
#155 to #126 - tarekmig
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Sorry that the hunter won't read this, he is too busy hunting himself.
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#54 - femf
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(05/27/2013) [-]
what about a broken boner
#124 to #54 - Memitim
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(05/27/2013) [-]
Buddy, if you have to cast it to get it hard, you have bigger problems.
#63 to #54 - fuzzyballs
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(05/27/2013) [-]
...hilarious
#66 - dildobarbarian
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why is the comments filled with people talking about their broken bone stories like its story time or something? no one cares its the internet, enjoy the content, move on or start a flame war.
why is the comments filled with people talking about their broken bone stories like its story time or something? no one cares its the internet, enjoy the content, move on or start a flame war.
#68 to #66 - sketchE
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you have clearly not been here long enough. this is standard practice
#69 to #68 - dildobarbarian
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oh i have been here long enough alright, i see it on a regular basis thats why i finally spoke up and mentioned it now.
#70 to #69 - sketchE
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then you would realise this is SOP
#73 to #66 - vatra
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Actually, we enjoy the stories.