Do I look fat with these atoms?. Taken form 4chan /sci/.. my atoms formed trillions of years ago in the center of a star and now I'm just sitting here masturbating stop feeling huge and look up my username on Google
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#1 - kirkbot
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(02/16/2013) [-]
my atoms formed trillions of years ago in the center of a star and now I'm just sitting here masturbating
#2 to #1 - vycanismajoris [OP]
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(02/16/2013) [-]
I don't think those atoms took trillions of years to form, considering that scientists estimate that the universe is only around 13 billion years old, but anyway, you should be masturbating, so those sperm atoms can someday be part of a sexy alien girl's face.
I don't think those atoms took trillions of years to form, considering that scientists estimate that the universe is only around 13 billion years old, but anyway, you should be masturbating, so those sperm atoms can someday be part of a sexy alien girl's face.
#13 to #2 - mojotion ONLINE
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(02/17/2013) [-]
I thought that you had typed "on" instead of "of" so I took that in a completely different way than you intended.
#3 to #2 - kirkbot
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(02/16/2013) [-]
they formed trillions of years ago, probably pretty much instantly and then traveled to this location in all of these years
#4 to #3 - vycanismajoris [OP]
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(02/16/2013) [-]
So you're saying that those atoms formed before the big bang even happened? ***** you crazy.
#5 to #4 - kirkbot
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(02/16/2013) [-]
maybe
I don't know, I wasn't there
#6 to #5 - vycanismajoris [OP]
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(02/16/2013) [-]
How can you be so sure?
#7 to #6 - kirkbot
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(02/16/2013) [-]
you're right, my atoms were clearly there
but my conscience wasn't
at least I can't remember it was
#9 to #7 - jamesrustler
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(02/17/2013) [-]
According to the theory, there weren't atoms at that stage, just energies which were converted into mass during the big bang. e=mc^2 remember?
#18 to #9 - kirkbot
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(02/17/2013) [-]
string theory blargh
too complicated for me, I never went to high school
#26 - helion
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(02/17/2013) [-]
i just like watching cats
#41 - ohgodmysides
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(02/17/2013) [-]
130 million photoreceptor cells at 100 trillion atoms each to compose my eyes?
That's pretty impressive.
But why can't it make me see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#8 - prettyfire
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(02/16/2013) [-]
do these protons make my mass look big?
#12 - oboehobo
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(02/17/2013) [-]
im blind
#39 to #12 - sheepysquirrel
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Inb4 "Well LEGGAALLLYYY even though I can see just fine and don't wear glasses at all" as everyone says (except most of that)
#14 to #12 - twondai
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(02/17/2013) [-]
so your computer screen can display words as braille?
#15 to #12 - richardthewarlock
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(02/17/2013) [-]
then how did you type that?
#19 - gladiator
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(02/17/2013) [-]
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we’re the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.” - Bill Hicks
#20 to #19 - ZalgotheImminent
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Bill Hicks was a wonderful man. I like that Tool did an entire album dedicated to him.
#25 - rzrback
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(02/17/2013) [-]
So, every single atom in existence was once the core of a star?
#30 to #25 - dieblackpeople
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No, you silly, there aren't enough stars for that. They were formed inside the core of a star. They're like nuclear furnaces that, when they go supernova at the end of their life, release all manner of stuff into the universe. It's this stardust that forms planets and **** and, as a result, your body as well.
No, you silly, there aren't enough stars for that. They were formed inside the core of a star. They're like nuclear furnaces that, when they go supernova at the end of their life, release all manner of stuff into the universe. It's this stardust that forms planets and **** and, as a result, your body as well.
#31 to #30 - austinpowerz
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(02/17/2013) [-]
We are all made of stardust.





no homo
#37 to #30 - rzrback
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Thank you for clarifying, it did seem a bit ridiculous
#23 - joshclooney
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(02/17/2013) [-]
wallpaper
#35 to #23 - izaya
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(02/17/2013) [-]
thanks
#22 - mfthecreep
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(02/17/2013) [-]
faggot
#28 to #22 - bitchplzzz
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(02/17/2013) [-]
faggot
#29 to #28 - jcadams
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(02/17/2013) [-]
faggot
#43 to #29 - anon
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(02/17/2013) [-]
what do you want?
#33 to #29 - reddeadtroll
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(02/17/2013) [-]
toggaf
#10 - blewws
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