Do I look fat with these atoms?. Taken form 4chan /sci/.. my atoms formed trillions of years ago in the center of a star and now I'm just sitting here masturbating stop feeling huge and look up my username on Google
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Do I look fat with these atoms?

Do I look fat with these atoms?. Taken form 4chan /sci/.. my atoms formed trillions of years ago in the center of a star and now I'm just sitting here masturbating

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#26 - helion (02/17/2013) [-]
i just like watching cats
User avatar #1 - kirkbot (02/16/2013) [-]
my atoms formed trillions of years ago in the center of a star and now I'm just sitting here masturbating
#2 to #1 - vycanismajoris (02/16/2013) [-]
I don't think those atoms took trillions of years to form, considering that scientists estimate that the universe is only around 13 billion years old, but anyway, you should be masturbating, so those sperm atoms can someday be part of a sexy alien girl's face.
I don't think those atoms took trillions of years to form, considering that scientists estimate that the universe is only around 13 billion years old, but anyway, you should be masturbating, so those sperm atoms can someday be part of a sexy alien girl's face.
User avatar #13 to #2 - mojotion (02/17/2013) [-]
I thought that you had typed "on" instead of "of" so I took that in a completely different way than you intended.
User avatar #3 to #2 - kirkbot (02/16/2013) [-]
they formed trillions of years ago, probably pretty much instantly and then traveled to this location in all of these years
User avatar #4 to #3 - vycanismajoris (02/16/2013) [-]
So you're saying that those atoms formed before the big bang even happened? ***** you crazy.
User avatar #5 to #4 - kirkbot (02/16/2013) [-]
maybe
I don't know, I wasn't there
User avatar #6 to #5 - vycanismajoris (02/16/2013) [-]
How can you be so sure?
User avatar #7 to #6 - kirkbot (02/16/2013) [-]
you're right, my atoms were clearly there
but my conscience wasn't
at least I can't remember it was
User avatar #9 to #7 - jamesrustler (02/17/2013) [-]
According to the theory, there weren't atoms at that stage, just energies which were converted into mass during the big bang. e=mc^2 remember?
User avatar #18 to #9 - kirkbot (02/17/2013) [-]
string theory blargh
too complicated for me, I never went to high school
User avatar #41 - ohgodmysides (02/17/2013) [-]
130 million photoreceptor cells at 100 trillion atoms each to compose my eyes?
That's pretty impressive.
But why can't it make me see why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch?
#8 - prettyfire (02/16/2013) [-]
do these protons make my mass look big?
#19 - gladiator (02/17/2013) [-]
“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we’re the imagination of ourselves. Here’s Tom with the weather.” - Bill Hicks
User avatar #20 to #19 - ZalgotheImminent (02/17/2013) [-]
Bill Hicks was a wonderful man. I like that Tool did an entire album dedicated to him.
#23 - joshclooney (02/17/2013) [-]
wallpaper
User avatar #35 to #23 - izaya (02/17/2013) [-]
thanks
#24 - nithorry ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
#10 - blewws (02/17/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #22 - mfthecreep (02/17/2013) [-]
faggot
User avatar #28 to #22 - bitchplzzz (02/17/2013) [-]
faggot
User avatar #29 to #28 - jcadams (02/17/2013) [-]
faggot
#43 to #29 - Rascal (02/17/2013) [-]
what do you want?
User avatar #33 to #29 - reddeadtroll (02/17/2013) [-]
toggaf
#44 - stallwallwriter (02/17/2013) [-]
That's beautiful.
#21 - bingbongbrothers (02/17/2013) [-]
And I'm just sitting here masturbating.
User avatar #12 - oboehobo (02/17/2013) [-]
im blind
User avatar #39 to #12 - sheepysquirrel (02/17/2013) [-]
Inb4 "Well LEGGAALLLYYY even though I can see just fine and don't wear glasses at all" as everyone says (except most of that)
User avatar #14 to #12 - twondai (02/17/2013) [-]
so your computer screen can display words as braille?
#15 to #12 - richardthewarlock (02/17/2013) [-]
then how did you type that?
User avatar #11 - polifemo ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
you know thats the problem with some people,the universe wasn't made just for you!!!! the universe is way bigger than us
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#42 to #11 - KungFuZerO (02/17/2013) [-]
you know thats the problem with *all religious people*...

inb4 *********
#27 to #11 - vycanismajoris (02/17/2013) [-]
the "you!!!" can be directed to aliens as well.
#32 - sometimeswefuck (02/17/2013) [-]
i thought it was gonna be some ****** religious post.

like at the end saying "AND YOU THINK THIS ALL HAPPENED BY CHANCE, YOU INFIDEL **** "
User avatar #25 - rzrback (02/17/2013) [-]
So, every single atom in existence was once the core of a star?
#30 to #25 - dieblackpeople (02/17/2013) [-]
No, you silly, there aren't enough stars for that. They were formed inside the core of a star. They're like nuclear furnaces that, when they go supernova at the end of their life, release all manner of stuff into the universe. It's this stardust that forms planets and 			****		 and, as a result, your body as well.
No, you silly, there aren't enough stars for that. They were formed inside the core of a star. They're like nuclear furnaces that, when they go supernova at the end of their life, release all manner of stuff into the universe. It's this stardust that forms planets and **** and, as a result, your body as well.
#31 to #30 - austinpowerz ONLINE (02/17/2013) [-]
We are all made of stardust.





no homo
#37 to #30 - rzrback (02/17/2013) [-]
Thank you for clarifying, it did seem a bit ridiculous
User avatar #16 - narutohaukea (02/17/2013) [-]
im going to go get high and come back to read this again... this is going to be wicked
User avatar #17 to #16 - narutohaukea (02/17/2013) [-]
omg this is some starwars **** like i ******* hear some bum bum bum bum music and some obiwan kenobi guys saying annie dont do it yet jedis!
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