Coooool.. . The fact that this sea creature looks exactly like a rock with guts is not even the weirdest thing sheet it. It' s also completely immobile like a r Coooool The fact that this sea creature looks exactly like a rock with guts is not even the weirdest thing sheet it It' s also completely immobile r
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Coooool.

The fact that this sea creature looks exactly
like a rock with guts is not even the weirdest
thing sheet it. It' s also completely immobile
like a rock - it eats by sucking in water and
filtering out microorganisms - and its deer
blood mysteriously secretes a rare mineral
called vanadium. Also, it' s born male,
becomes hermaphroditic at puberty, and
reproduces by teasing clouds of sperm and
eggs inte the water and hoping
they kneel: tegether.
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#14 - anonemous
Reply +585
(12/29/2012) [-]
so it just sits there eating and masturbating.......
#126 to #14 - shdwlnk
Reply +5
(12/30/2012) [-]
and you thought that clear liquid was his blood.
#326 to #14 - bossincgd
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(12/30/2012) [-]
#21 to #14 - faggotishshit ONLINE
Reply +31
(12/29/2012) [-]
Sounds like me.
#15 to #14 - stegosaurusrah
Reply +80
(12/29/2012) [-]
reminds me of something...
#242 to #15 - therealslim
Reply +35
(12/30/2012) [-]
Someone had me try to use photoshop to make him look normal
Even with photoshop I gave up after like 2 hours and cried on the floor
#313 to #242 - greasychesticles
Reply +29
(12/30/2012) [-]
What the **** have you done
#412 to #242 - eatmaishorts
Reply 0
(12/30/2012) [-]
**** i tried..


i was kinda high
#409 to #242 - jibb
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(12/30/2012) [-]
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#408 to #15 - zackygates **User deleted account**
Reply +4
(12/30/2012) [-]
Which reminds of this guy from powerpuff girls..
#124 to #15 - firecrotchq
Reply +1
(12/30/2012) [-]
i know this guy is a meme, but who exactly is he?
#10 - wotanpiky
Reply +222
(12/29/2012) [-]
i found my new pet
#34 to #10 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(12/29/2012) [-]
You get my thumb for being first one about the pet rock
#403 to #10 - wisdomtooth
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(12/30/2012) [-]
#41 - diablojoe
Reply +163
(12/29/2012) [-]
well, that's one mystery solved....
well, that's one mystery solved....
#11 - viscerys ONLINE
Reply +116
(12/29/2012) [-]
That may well be the most useless organism in existence...
#57 to #11 - kingpongthedon
Reply +8
(12/29/2012) [-]
"secretes a rare mineral"

If you piss gold, you're useful, even if you do **** else with the rest of your life.
#94 to #57 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE
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(12/30/2012) [-]
rare doesn't mean useful
#102 to #94 - kingpongthedon
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(12/30/2012) [-]
"Vanadium is used for treating diabetes, low blood sugar, high cholesterol, heart disease, tuberculosis, syphilis, a form of “tired blood” (anemia), and water retention (edema); for improving athletic performance in weight training; and for preventing cancer." From WebMD.
#122 to #102 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE
Reply +3
(12/30/2012) [-]
Well maybe in this case
Well maybe in this case
#12 to #11 - Rikari
Reply +9
(12/29/2012) [-]
you forgot justin bieber.
#23 to #11 - rjake
Reply +35
(12/29/2012) [-]
#29 - youfayl ONLINE
Reply +86
(12/29/2012) [-]
But can it see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
#132 to #29 - anon
Reply 0
(12/30/2012) [-]
Or is it what MAKES kids love cinnamon toast crunch?
#261 to #132 - zedd
Reply 0
(12/30/2012) [-]
The joke is over...
#43 - roelrollx
Reply +74
(12/29/2012) [-]
Patricks beauty (rocky)
#84 - joemand
Reply +68
(12/29/2012) [-]
It all makes sense now!
#1 - rmoran
Reply +61
(12/29/2012) [-]
Because the name wasn't given:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyura_chilensis
#22 to #1 - faggotishshit ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/29/2012) [-]
I wanna put my dick in one of those holes
#30 - tonlynx
Reply +55
(12/29/2012) [-]
Does this mean I can finally have a pet rock?
#42 to #30 - thenewmaroi
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(12/29/2012) [-]
#58 - thereisaguy
Reply +45
(12/29/2012) [-]
Man could you imagine being a kid at the beach and kicking the rock and just having blood spray out of it? That **** would be terrifying.