Coooool.. . The fact that this sea creature looks exactly like a rock with guts is not even the weirdest thing sheet it. It' s also completely immobile like a r
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Coooool.

The fact that this sea creature looks exactly
like a rock with guts is not even the weirdest
thing sheet it. It' s also completely immobile
like a rock - it eats by sucking in water and
filtering out microorganisms - and its deer
blood mysteriously secretes a rare mineral
called vanadium. Also, it' s born male,
becomes hermaphroditic at puberty, and
reproduces by teasing clouds of sperm and
eggs inte the water and hoping
they kneel: tegether.
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Submitted: 12/29/2012
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#424 - clackingheels (01/22/2013) [-]
I don't even know..
I don't even know..
User avatar #423 - fencingchamp (01/19/2013) [-]
this kills the ******* rock monster...
#422 - fedexman (01/16/2013) [-]
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#421 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
Vanadium isn't a mineral...its an element
#419 - lordnerevar (01/03/2013) [-]
It's screaming....   
Silently...
It's screaming....
Silently...
User avatar #418 - darkoblivion (01/02/2013) [-]
dafuq?
#417 - spermking (12/31/2012) [-]
ah, looked up videos of them, they dont really look like rocks, more like a huge mass of fleshy pile of **** filled with sores or something.
#411 - animepost (12/30/2012) [-]
WHAT DID YOU ******* DO TO MY GEODUDE??!
User avatar #410 - rattman (12/30/2012) [-]
Has it been cut in half?
User avatar #406 - britannia (12/30/2012) [-]
KILL IT. ******* KILL IT.
#397 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
I may be insane, but I kinda see the virgin mary in that bottom piece. As I said, I might be insane.
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User avatar #407 to #397 - britannia (12/30/2012) [-]
i see it! hallelujah!
User avatar #400 to #397 - szymonf (12/30/2012) [-]
It looks like jesus to me.
#396 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
that's a sexual reference
User avatar #393 - ainoninom (12/30/2012) [-]
i guess you can squeeze blood from a rock
#392 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
Serious question to help me and my bro settle a fight. If you have a laptop and a desktop (BOTH are wireless and use the same router) do you share the same IP?
If you care to answer, please make it as simple as you can. I looked for the answer online and got even more confused. Thanks
#394 to #392 - thefriendlymoose (12/30/2012) [-]
nope, at least on my router (zyxel) it assigns different IPs but they are very similar. not sure if it's a coincident though
#395 to #394 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
thank you
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#390 - lawkingdom (12/30/2012) [-]
What i thought of when "Sucking in water"
What i thought of when "Sucking in water"
#385 - skybluetroll (12/30/2012) [-]
I want to farm these... it'd seem ethical since they produce vanadium.
User avatar #388 to #385 - fuckinniggers (12/30/2012) [-]
They are also considered edible and highly delectable.
User avatar #383 - ryantheatheist (12/30/2012) [-]
I thought it was a tomato stuck in concrete
#381 - anonymous (12/30/2012) [-]
Maybe it is some sort of fish fleshlight.
#387 to #381 - fuckinniggers (12/30/2012) [-]
no just no
no just no
#382 to #381 - seemerollin (12/30/2012) [-]
when i forget to log in :(
when i forget to log in :(
#401 to #382 - seemerollin (12/30/2012) [-]
well **** you guys too.
#379 - checkreaction ONLINE (12/30/2012) [-]
#378 - vespidking (12/30/2012) [-]
Can I **** it?
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