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#32 - nediabeast
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(03/26/2013) [-]
This is one of the last things my grandfather told me.
#33 to #32 - nediabeast
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Before going back to his house.
#26 - crazyolitis
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(03/26/2013) [-]
#27 to #26 - crazyolitis
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(03/26/2013) [-]
inb4 samefag.
#3 - khalidh
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#5 to #3 - thefasrdog
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(03/25/2013) [-]
It's sulfuric acid...
#7 to #5 - teranin [OP] ONLINE
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(03/25/2013) [-]
2 parts hydrogen, 1 parts sulfur, 4 parts oxygen, and all together it equals DEATH
#23 to #5 - emrakul
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Sulfuric acid is hydrogen sulfate.
#31 to #23 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
dihydrogensulphate*
#21 to #5 - GhettoShamu
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Even if he was right about the hydrogen being connected to sulfate, he still would have been wrong as it would have been sulfurous acid.
#53 to #21 - khalidh
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Im fully aware of that, but H2SO4 can be said in many ways, the two most common being Sulphuric Acid, or just HydrogenSulphate
#14 - scapeartist
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(03/26/2013) [-]
#56 - nephrithotroll
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(03/26/2013) [-]
someone explain.
#58 to #56 - batassassin
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(03/26/2013) [-]
h2so4 is sulfuric acid. if you drink sulfuric acid your insides melt. if your insides melt you die. stupid johnny
#59 to #58 - nephrithotroll
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Well I got the point it was dangerous.
But I thought there was a sort of pun involved here.
#16 - CaptianObvious
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(03/26/2013) [-]
#15 - jedisquirrel
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(03/26/2013) [-]
#66 - randomnab
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(03/26/2013) [-]
I don't get it... Am I missing anything? I mean besides sulfuric acid not being water? Cause if that's the joke, **** it's stupid.
#69 to #66 - jeppetp
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(03/26/2013) [-]
It rhymes...
#34 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
those 2 are hardly mistaken for eachother, i'd rather see the joke about H2O, and H2O2, it actually might be possible
#39 to #34 - trollwaffle
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(03/26/2013) [-]
make it rhyme bitch
#48 to #39 - asswithglass
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(03/26/2013) [-]
John, who was a chemist's son,
Was not a chemist too
Instead of drinking H2O
He drank H2O2

alternative ending:

For what he thought was H2O
Was pure H2O2

Choose wat you like.
#75 to #48 - trollwaffle
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(03/26/2013) [-]
yup, you win this round. my hat is off
#46 to #34 - asswithglass
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(03/26/2013) [-]
Well, they are both transparent and have no smell, so if you get a really clean flask (to prevent sulfuric acid from reacting with what might be there) then you can mistake acid for water. Drink at one gulp to achieve horrible chemical burns in a matter of seconds.
#57 to #34 - anon
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(03/26/2013) [-]
there is a joke for that too:
A chemist planned to kill his colleague, so he went into a restaurant with him and said:
"I would like some H2O".
His colleageue said: "I would like some H2O too"

SUCCESS
#24 - viewtifulbro
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(03/26/2013) [-]
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