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User avatar #32 - nediabeast (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This is one of the last things my grandfather told me.
User avatar #33 to #32 - nediabeast (03/26/2013) [-]
Before going back to his house.
#26 - crazyolitis (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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#7 to #5 - teranin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
2 parts hydrogen, 1 parts sulfur, 4 parts oxygen, and all together it equals DEATH
#56 - nephrithotroll (03/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
someone explain.
#58 to #56 - batassassin (03/26/2013) [-]
h2so4 is sulfuric acid. if you drink sulfuric acid your insides melt. if your insides melt you die. stupid johnny
User avatar #66 - randomnab (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I don't get it... Am I missing anything? I mean besides sulfuric acid not being water? Cause if that's the joke, **** it's stupid.
#34 - fefe (03/26/2013) [+] (5 replies)
those 2 are hardly mistaken for eachother, i'd rather see the joke about H2O, and H2O2, it actually might be possible
User avatar #48 to #39 - asswithglass (03/26/2013) [-]
John, who was a chemist's son,
Was not a chemist too
Instead of drinking H2O
He drank H2O2

alternative ending:

For what he thought was H2O
Was pure H2O2

Choose wat you like.
#24 - viewtifulbro (03/26/2013) [-]
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#65 - fefe (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
You can't drink H2SO4.. it's either a solid material or when you water it down, it's super acidic and will split in HSO4- and H+ (which becomes H3O+ with the water, H2O).
#70 to #65 - jeppetp (03/26/2013) [-]
No... Concentrated H2SO4 is a liquid... You can drink it, but the second it touches the water on your inside, it becomes HSO4 and H3O+...
User avatar #51 - porkchips (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Didn't they say that joke in Fresh Prince?
#52 to #51 - ridiculosity (03/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #30 - redthumbmaster ONLINE (03/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Other than the fact that he died from drinking sulfuric acid what is the joke?
User avatar #36 to #30 - semilunarknight (03/26/2013) [-]
It rhymed. Apparently rhyming death is humorous.
User avatar #6 - xinsai (03/25/2013) [-]
heidi heidi heidi hedi heidi heidi ho....
User avatar #1 - tarnis (03/25/2013) [+] (6 replies)
seems more like a poem than a joke.
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#12 - fefe (03/26/2013) [-]
OSHA would not be pleased with his father's labeling.
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