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User avatar #32 - nediabeast (03/26/2013) [-]
This is one of the last things my grandfather told me.
User avatar #33 to #32 - nediabeast (03/26/2013) [-]
Before going back to his house.
#27 to #26 - crazyolitis (03/26/2013) [-]
inb4 samefag.
User avatar #66 - randomnab (03/26/2013) [-]
I don't get it... Am I missing anything? I mean besides sulfuric acid not being water? Cause if that's the joke, **** it's stupid.
#69 to #66 - jeppetp (03/26/2013) [-]
It rhymes...
#24 - viewtifulbro (03/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #6 - xinsai (03/25/2013) [-]
heidi heidi heidi hedi heidi heidi ho....
User avatar #1 - tarnis (03/25/2013) [-]
seems more like a poem than a joke.
#2 to #1 - teranin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
I kinda looked at it like a humorous limerick
User avatar #8 to #2 - hysteriaward (03/26/2013) [-]
it could only be a limerick if it had five lines
#9 to #8 - teranin ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
Ahh, my mistake.
Ahh, my mistake.
User avatar #10 to #2 - umaya (03/26/2013) [-]
Limericks are 5 lines and have a certain number of syllabals each line and a wierd ryming pattern: AABBA, and are pretty hard to write.
#50 to #10 - asswithglass (03/26/2013) [-]
The limerick version would look something like this:

The son of a chemist named Thor
Won't drink anything anymore.
A while ago
He drank H2O...
But it was H2SO4.
#4 to #2 - khalidh (03/25/2013) [-]
cant be a limerick, not the right rhyming structure ;)
#56 - nephrithotroll (03/26/2013) [-]
someone explain.
#58 to #56 - batassassin (03/26/2013) [-]
h2so4 is sulfuric acid. if you drink sulfuric acid your insides melt. if your insides melt you die. stupid johnny
#59 to #58 - nephrithotroll (03/26/2013) [-]
Well I got the point it was dangerous.
But I thought there was a sort of pun involved here.
#41 - doyoulikeapizza (03/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #41 - watermelonmcnigger (03/26/2013) [-]
stop rolling on every post
User avatar #74 to #64 - doyoulikeapizza (03/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #17 - skulldan ONLINE (03/26/2013) [-]
horrible at chemistry here but is that hydrogen sulfide?
#13 - gillypie (03/26/2013) [-]
Though I do appreciate the humor in this, I've always disliked this particular rhyme. Sulfuric acid smells like rotten eggs at best, so Johnny either had a terrible cold or a death wish.
User avatar #11 - icedmantwo (03/26/2013) [-]
woooo sulphuric acid
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User avatar #5 to #3 - thefasrdog ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
It's sulfuric acid...
#7 to #5 - teranin ONLINE (03/25/2013) [-]
2 parts hydrogen, 1 parts sulfur, 4 parts oxygen, and all together it equals DEATH
User avatar #23 to #5 - emrakul (03/26/2013) [-]
Sulfuric acid is hydrogen sulfate.
#31 to #23 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
dihydrogensulphate*
User avatar #21 to #5 - GhettoShamu (03/26/2013) [-]
Even if he was right about the hydrogen being connected to sulfate, he still would have been wrong as it would have been sulfurous acid.
#53 to #21 - khalidh (03/26/2013) [-]
Im fully aware of that, but H2SO4 can be said in many ways, the two most common being Sulphuric Acid, or just HydrogenSulphate
#65 - anon (03/26/2013) [-]
You can't drink H2SO4.. it's either a solid material or when you water it down, it's super acidic and will split in HSO4- and H+ (which becomes H3O+ with the water, H2O).
#70 to #65 - jeppetp (03/26/2013) [-]
No... Concentrated H2SO4 is a liquid... You can drink it, but the second it touches the water on your inside, it becomes HSO4 and H3O+...
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