Bullshitphysics returns. This was kinda short, reached the image's height limit though... Dear Professor , How do spiders, lizards, insects and pigs climb walls and ceilings without getting forced down by the raw power of the sun? bullshitphysics Fish
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Bullshitphysics returns

Bullshitphysics returns. This was kinda short, reached the image's height limit though... Dear Professor , How do spiders, lizards, insects and pigs climb walls and ceilings without getting forced down by the raw power of the sun?

This was kinda short, reached the image's height limit though.

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#6 - waffies (01/31/2013) [-]
Dear Professor *************** ,

How do spiders, lizards, insects and pigs climb walls and ceilings without getting forced down by the raw power of the sun?
User avatar #7 to #6 - daentraya (01/31/2013) [-]
Little very fine hooks n stuff. Geckos have suctioncups. Think velcro and suctioncups. Spiderpigs follows the same principle as hooks, but with more awesome
#10 to #6 - faggottrousers (01/31/2013) [-]
His name is professor BULSH!

and he does Internet Teachings over Physics...
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#55 - moodydunbar (01/31/2013) [-]
So how does my goldfish stay alive in my fish tank without the assistance of turtle farts to live?
So how does my goldfish stay alive in my fish tank without the assistance of turtle farts to live?
User avatar #71 to #55 - bluerangermartin (01/31/2013) [-]
Your fish water has turtle farts dissolved into it.
User avatar #65 to #55 - TheWinBot (01/31/2013) [-]
everyone knows goldfish are really just the animated Au elements brought to life by a series of classified government tests in order to try to make a fish bio weapon that does not rely on turtle farts so that they can dominate the sea market with more affordable life under the sea
#17 - drhondaboy (01/31/2013) [-]
<- The scientist inside of me is going crazy.
<- The scientist inside of me is going crazy.
#12 - hatemountain (01/31/2013) [-]
I AM SO 			*******		 HAPPY YOU'RE BACK! Finally some oc that isn't mlp or katawa shoujo.    
   
I must say however that this post didn't really live up to your standards, but I forgive you since it's just a post telling us you're back.
I AM SO ******* HAPPY YOU'RE BACK! Finally some oc that isn't mlp or katawa shoujo.

I must say however that this post didn't really live up to your standards, but I forgive you since it's just a post telling us you're back.

#69 - fuckthepolice (01/31/2013) [-]
I checked your profile almost every day for a month and a half after you left, I can't believe you're finally back. I'm so happy.
I checked your profile almost every day for a month and a half after you left, I can't believe you're finally back. I'm so happy.
#93 - thisotherdude (01/31/2013) [-]
Finally, we get one the few good OC makers back, I missed you bro.
#81 - happyfaceninja (01/31/2013) [-]
mfw I was about to be pissed off at the first "facts" until I remembered the title was *************** .
#60 - alfrededed (01/31/2013) [-]
…lol
#98 - unoletmehavename (01/31/2013) [-]
I don't know you but you mentioned bioshock infinite and turtle farts so i like you
#63 - Ulmer (01/31/2013) [-]
Holy 			****		 I missed you.
Holy **** I missed you.
#57 - oliphan ONLINE (01/31/2013) [-]
I am a real, totally legitimate, scientist and although I can confirm the majority of OP's scienceifical theory, there is one thing that I must correct. It is not the turtle's shell that is hollow but the body. The shell is actually the only solid part. When the turtle releases its FART it deflates like a balloon and then travels back to the surface to re-inflate.

That's how it's done OP; I don't know where you got the hollow shell thing from though. I mean honestly, where the hell did you get your scientifical degree? Do you even science?

Seriously though, please keep making these. They are brilliant.
User avatar #4 - thatnerdyguy (01/31/2013) [-]
Extremely glad to have you back.
I look forward to learning more from you, professor Bulsh.
#110 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
what about pet fish that are just in a bowl ?
#29 - newbrony (01/31/2013) [-]
God, you're finally back. I was just looking at your stuff in my favorites the other day and wondered wtf happened to that one guy 			***************		 and how awesome it would be if he started making content again.   
   
Now sit the 			****		 down and do more.
God, you're finally back. I was just looking at your stuff in my favorites the other day and wondered wtf happened to that one guy *************** and how awesome it would be if he started making content again.

Now sit the **** down and do more.
#112 - mookiez (01/31/2013) [-]
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Explain how the flow of current works. bitch.
User avatar #88 - AngusFTW (01/31/2013) [-]
What about fish in a fish tank.......
User avatar #95 to #88 - Ivandrago (01/31/2013) [-]
Microscopic turtles.
#48 - anon (01/31/2013) [-]
nor do these hippos. east coast of california. i ******* love you, man! keep it up
User avatar #53 - imamawesome (01/31/2013) [-]
Have you ever been so baked that you started to live on farts.
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