Blew my mind. Did you know?.... did you know? You are never actually touching anything, Your atoms' tolm: terorist repel when they are meters away from you, but I like peanut bu
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Blew my mind

did you know?
You are never actually touching anything, Your
atoms' tolm: terorist repel when they are
meters away from you, but you can feel
the forom of the right
now, you'" hovering.
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User avatar #4 - teutoburg (06/11/2013) [-]
by that logic you could say that your body doesn't touch itself since no atoms are actually in direct contact
User avatar #136 to #4 - Lilstow (06/11/2013) [-]
my physics professor this term talked about how we're all just "empty space"
User avatar #150 to #4 - namesboo (06/11/2013) [-]
or when you rape someone say "i didnt touch her"
User avatar #7 to #4 - revanmal (06/11/2013) [-]
Technically, that is correct. Your atoms are eternally almost-but-not-quite touching. You can't touch yourself.
User avatar #15 to #7 - thefunnyside (06/11/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude you can't
#18 to #7 - Rascal (06/11/2013) [-]
So technically its not rape
User avatar #10 to #7 - sekretsauce **User deleted account** (06/11/2013) [-]
You can't stop me.
#41 to #4 - Rascal (06/11/2013) [-]
you can touch something if you chemically react with it, so you are touching yourself
to touch the ground you would have to bond with it

= FLYING
#131 to #4 - hillbillypowpow (06/11/2013) [-]
But isn't that repulsion what touch is?
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User avatar #11 to #4 - settlwlvs (06/11/2013) [-]
You are nothing more than an extremely dense cloud of magnetically attracted atoms. How does that make you feel?
User avatar #25 to #11 - mathes (06/11/2013) [-]
horny
#28 to #11 - Rascal (06/11/2013) [-]
It makes me feel like a dense ************
#111 to #11 - Rascal (06/11/2013) [-]
>Magnetically attracted


Nope.
User avatar #184 to #111 - settlwlvs (06/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, haven't had chemistry since 10th grade so my knowledge of atoms is a tad rusty. Molecules are held together by the electron bonds, am I correct? One atom has a few extra electrons while another (or a few others) don't have enough to balance out electrons:protons. They stick together because the attraction balances out.

Correct me if I'm wrong.
#22 to #4 - sadistikal (06/11/2013) [-]
So, when I touch myself at night, I'm not actually touching myself?
User avatar #70 to #22 - wilddittoappears ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
hooverfap
User avatar #55 to #22 - angelious (06/11/2013) [-]
no.the good feeling you get is actually just your atoms in your hand repulsing the atoms in your weewee.
#79 to #22 - thefunnyside (06/11/2013) [-]
Samantha....
Samantha....
User avatar #129 to #22 - foxxywithpaws (06/11/2013) [-]
I would love to tickle your anus, but I can't quite touch it...
#174 to #22 - scaredfury (06/11/2013) [-]
I asked my teacher bout this in class, well the answer is/was no, Well, i like this theory!
I asked my teacher bout this in class, well the answer is/was no, Well, i like this theory!
#3 - allnamesrtaken (06/10/2013) [-]
Tfw I never touched a girl
Tfw I never touched a girl
User avatar #44 to #3 - thepouchka (06/11/2013) [-]
Cant blame everything on science my boy
#148 to #44 - Rascal (06/11/2013) [-]
EVEN YOUR SEXUALITY????
#160 to #3 - splattercrap (06/11/2013) [-]
Actually you have, if you have a twin you've touched them and you've also touched your mother.   
   
Pic unrelated. unless you want it to be
Actually you have, if you have a twin you've touched them and you've also touched your mother.

Pic unrelated. unless you want it to be
User avatar #17 to #3 - flushfactor (06/11/2013) [-]
or felt the force of resitance of one
#156 to #17 - gardenmanly (06/11/2013) [-]
I felt their resistance, but it wasn't enough to stop me
#153 to #17 - hurrdurka (06/11/2013) [-]
He felt himself being repelled.
#26 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (06/11/2013) [-]
#138 - Rascal (06/11/2013) [-]
"Touching". The definition of touching can be "getting to a range in which electron repelling force allows no more closing in". And this post becomes fake/falace fact post ******** . It's a matter of definition, which is entirely arbitrary.
User avatar #175 to #138 - alexthebest (06/11/2013) [-]
A matter of definition....

Or a definition of matter?
User avatar #112 - implosay (06/11/2013) [-]
Yo momma's so fat, she actually touches the chair
#2 - mauerman ONLINE (06/10/2013) [-]
So.. I would never actually rape anybody?
User avatar #8 to #2 - gidmp (06/11/2013) [-]
I like the way you think
User avatar #12 to #2 - settlwlvs (06/11/2013) [-]
I've thought about using this explanation in court before if I was ever charged with assault. It would mean admitting guilt, but hopefully the judge would think it was clever enough to let me off easy.
#133 to #2 - turbodoosh (06/11/2013) [-]
They're still feeling the force of it.
#9 to #2 - Rascal (06/11/2013) [-]
you still feel the resistance
User avatar #13 to #9 - lightninghorse ONLINE (06/11/2013) [-]
it wouldn't be rape of she didn't resist ;)
#21 to #2 - alexanderh (06/11/2013) [-]
Well, since the definition of rape doesn't actually include atoms getting into direct contact with each other, it would still be rape.
User avatar #145 - OperationValkyrie (06/11/2013) [-]
I ******* hate when people use this and say you're never touching anything. It just changes the definition of touching.
#117 - Rascal (06/11/2013) [-]
According to the theory of quantum entanglement everyone is touching everything at every given moment in time.
User avatar #119 to #117 - kevinenter (06/11/2013) [-]
No idea why that posted as anon. I've been logged in for weeks now. 0.o
User avatar #142 to #119 - thinegame (06/11/2013) [-]
The site went down
#78 - manbearpiglet (06/11/2013) [-]
Then how does glue work?
#85 to #78 - dookaargetman (06/11/2013) [-]
Educated guess, the atoms in the glue react with the object by attaching to the object's atoms, after hardening, the object is still attached to the glue, forming a vice, if you will.
Educated guess, the atoms in the glue react with the object by attaching to the object's atoms, after hardening, the object is still attached to the glue, forming a vice, if you will.
User avatar #115 to #78 - manbob (06/11/2013) [-]
the polarity of the glue molecules cause a weak electrostatic force to occur causing the objects to stick together.
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User avatar #125 to #78 - chickenspwn (06/11/2013) [-]
The lord works in mysterious ways
User avatar #98 to #78 - breadbasket (06/11/2013) [-]
Magic
User avatar #158 - mostlyshits (06/11/2013) [-]
If this is true how come when I touch things they have different textures? If I never actually touch anything, why don't all things feel the same? I need science.
User avatar #61 - clevergurl (06/11/2013) [-]
actually this is true for every single atom, not just individual objects
#56 - doctorque (06/11/2013) [-]
Because you would want your atoms touching other atoms? You do understand that that could be potentially disastrous.
Because you would want your atoms touching other atoms? You do understand that that could be potentially disastrous.
User avatar #58 to #56 - doctorque (06/11/2013) [-]
They have a physical presence and yet are mostly empty. What I was trying to say is that laws of physics are this way an you have to deal with them.
#29 - Rascal (06/11/2013) [-]
Wow, what a new concept. Clearly a lot of people skipped high school (maybe even a bit of middle/junior high).
#173 - nehm (06/11/2013) [-]
Can't touch this
Can't touch this
#166 - sausageskin (06/11/2013) [-]
Then why are things sticky?
Then why are things sticky?
User avatar #169 to #166 - wutzittooya (06/11/2013) [-]
If you are interested, I have found your answer. Might be a bit tl;dr but you did ask and I deliver you the answer. www.ccmr.cornell.edu/education/ask/?quid=1118
#172 to #169 - sausageskin (06/11/2013) [-]
Ahh, the different atoms a single molecule has can be negative/positively charged, causing a negative/positive attraction with other molecules surrounding them, such as glue, which causes a greater attraction than the repelling force.   
   
I don't know if i'll remember this information by the time i wake up tomorrow, but thanks!
Ahh, the different atoms a single molecule has can be negative/positively charged, causing a negative/positive attraction with other molecules surrounding them, such as glue, which causes a greater attraction than the repelling force.

I don't know if i'll remember this information by the time i wake up tomorrow, but thanks!
#181 to #172 - lolfire (06/11/2013) [-]
Tiny. Tiny. Magnets.
#164 - Rascal (06/11/2013) [-]
Anomaly:
If seen that way, two dicks can never really touch, which erases fags from existance.
Since OP is a fag, he therefore vanishes too. But who started the theat that made all this possible? Over 9000 divided by 0. Universe implodes.
#32 - dehymenator (06/11/2013) [-]
H+ ions can be physically touched because of their relative abondance in nature and the fact that they attract loose electrons.
#144 - Rascal (06/11/2013) [-]
Typical jewish propaganda.
The 4 nature elements fire, wind, earth, water are still the scientific truth, no matter what you fags say.
User avatar #123 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (06/11/2013) [-]
Thanks, vsauce
User avatar #165 - commanderbunbun (06/11/2013) [-]
don't science at me please
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