Bad chemistry joke. Well i thought it was funny.. If a bear in Yosemite and a bear in Alaska both fall into the water at the same time, which one dissolves firs fucking science shit
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Bad chemistry joke

Bad chemistry joke. Well i thought it was funny.. If a bear in Yosemite and a bear in Alaska both fall into the water at the same time, which one dissolves firs

Well i thought it was funny.

If a bear in Yosemite and a bear in Alaska
both fall into the water at the same time,
which one dissolves first?
The one in Alaska, because it' s polar!
oh god i' sorry just kill me now
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#4 - bokkos (06/03/2012) [-]
Oh god I had a laugh over that
User avatar #18 - flamyras (06/04/2012) [-]
Ah, that's quite the solution.
#25 to #18 - AMATORY (06/04/2012) [-]
*the sound of a couple of snare drums and cymbals falling down*
User avatar #27 to #25 - flamyras (06/04/2012) [-]
I'm glad you get it.
User avatar #8 - telmerthisisasix (06/03/2012) [-]
WTF?!? A funny in the science channel!
User avatar #39 - lorddarkskull (06/04/2012) [-]
False

the majority of bears in alaska are kodiak, a subspecies of grizzly
#5 - ivyrama (06/03/2012) [-]
comic sans...
#21 - waffies ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
Achievement unlocked. Laugh at the 			***************		 channel
Achievement unlocked. Laugh at the *************** channel
#10 - snoboardkid (06/03/2012) [-]
I'm majoring in Chemical Engineering and that was 			*******		 hysterical to me hahaha
I'm majoring in Chemical Engineering and that was ******* hysterical to me hahaha
#32 - tcald (06/04/2012) [-]
I don't....what?
I don't....what?
User avatar #35 to #32 - shibunu (06/04/2012) [-]
Water is a polar compound, meaning that each of its molecules have a definite positive end and a negative end. In order for something to dissolve in water, it also needs to be polar, like sugar.

So, because it's a "polar bear", it would dissolve.
#36 to #35 - tcald (06/04/2012) [-]
Oh....of course.
User avatar #38 to #36 - shibunu (06/04/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's not exactly a concept you could entirely explain in a sentence or two. I tried my best.
#40 to #38 - tcald (06/04/2012) [-]
Nah man, I understood you pefectly.
Nah man, I understood you pefectly.
#9 - neoexdeath ONLINE (06/03/2012) [-]
Yes, that was quite...amusing
Yes, that was quite...amusing
#24 - chooseme (06/04/2012) [-]
it took me a while


thats aweful, i'm gonna use that
#22 - erawrozar ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
I know I'm stupid.
#26 to #22 - neomann (06/04/2012) [-]
Water is polar which means that the charge on the molecules is not evenly distributed. Polar things dissolve with other polar things non-polar with non-polar. That is also why oil and water don't mix as water is polar and oil isn't.
#13 - lpjazzman ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
well done
well done
#6 - creativeusernamea (06/03/2012) [-]
Effin' hilarious
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#7 to #6 - creativeusernamea (06/03/2012) [-]
Ahh found the bugger I was looking for
Ahh found the bugger I was looking for
#30 - boxinabox (06/04/2012) [-]
I would tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon
User avatar #34 to #30 - nerdierguy (06/04/2012) [-]
Hey, let's take all these chemistry jokes and Barium!
Yes, I know this is the third oldest joke in the world.
#42 to #34 - boxinabox (06/04/2012) [-]
what do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
User avatar #41 to #30 - thanksgivingturkey (06/04/2012) [-]
Guy 1: Hey man, you know any good jokes about salt?
Guy 2: Na
#31 to #30 - boxinabox (06/04/2012) [-]
also,

oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar. the bartender says, "OH SNaP!"
#1 - hinamorimomo (06/03/2012) [-]
no comments? take this.
no comments? take this.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mcsupernigger (06/03/2012) [-]
Out of interest, why is there a gun on the couch?
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User avatar #56 to #3 - mcsupernigger (06/05/2012) [-]
Because she looks about 13.
#53 - John Cena (06/04/2012) [-]
This reminds me I should study for my chemistry final, but you know what **** you funnyjunk for not letting me leave.
#28 - wheresthefudge (06/04/2012) [-]
I love you.
I love you.
User avatar #49 to #28 - Nullifier (06/04/2012) [-]
Aw, love you too
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