BAMF Cassowary. 'tis true. Cassowaries are badass. This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated . A cassowary can run at speeds up to / h and will freakin'
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BAMF Cassowary

'tis true

Cassowaries are badass.
This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated
********* . A cassowary can run at speeds up
to / h and will freakin' bulldoze anything
that gets in its way. Happily. See that dinosaur
helmet she' s got going? That thing will mess
you up. Also, she can jump high enough to
kick you right in the tit.
Oh, and she has a llcm claw on each foot.
Did you hear that? . 5 inches. Go
measure that. I' ll wait.
Yeah. YEAH, DID YOU SEE THE LENGTH OF THAT
THING? That thing can take off limbs. It can
disembowel a grown human. It can do these
things, and if will. Happily.
It even swims, IT SWIMS. Okay? Yeah, that' s
right. like you needed another reason not to
go in the water. Nobody wants to swim with a
leaping .
It has been named the deadliest bird in the
world and has the aggression of a Pmsing
dragon.
If confronted by a cassowary, you need
to stand tall, look it in the eye, hold your
ground, and die like a little bitch.
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#1 - Tailsfan (05/09/2013) [-]
WERF FLAMMEN AT IT!
#21 - agentmoleman (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Good thing I brought along 20 health syringes..
#39 - ntxjoker (05/10/2013) [-]
Did anyone think of Boss Cass?
User avatar #4 - GrimTheRealReaper ONLINE (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
'Cept i **** that bitch up in Farcry 3.
User avatar #11 - djjeroenski (05/10/2013) [-]
but does it lift?

it doesn't need to, does it?
#10 - nikkeem (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MF everytime i see one of those creatures
MF everytime i see one of those creatures
#42 - drhoffable (05/10/2013) [-]
ill just blow its heart out with a shot gun instead..
#24 - stabiloboss (05/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - subaqueousreach (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
"And die like a bitch"

**** that, I'd pick up a stick and charge it, same way you're supposed to do to a cougar. I'd rip that wanna be dinosaur a new ******* before it got it's claws in me.
#34 to #20 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
I don't think you grasp just how many pieces a cassowary is capable of tearing you into.
User avatar #22 - welfarekid (05/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Good thing I'm never going to Queensland
User avatar #28 to #26 - welfarekid (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, Goodluck.
I'm surprised you made it this far in that poison wasteland.
#43 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
they die pretty easily in far cry three so no worries
User avatar #35 - LaBarata (05/10/2013) [-]
Batman kicked one's ass.

He stabbed it with a poisoned hummingbird.
User avatar #33 - messerauditore (05/10/2013) [-]
i found an island full of them in far cry 3. i was more afraid of them than the 3 sharks that attacked me on my way to the island.
#32 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
"Cassowaries are very shy, but when provoked they are capable of inflicting injuries to dogs and people, although fatalities are extremely rare." Google it :)
#19 - evilkingganon (05/10/2013) [-]
**evilkingganon rolled a random image posted in comment #1976771 at Friendly ** #2 badass in the world
#12 - jessieroxx ONLINE (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ahh stralia, what a happy place im in!
User avatar #3 - DiscoForever (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
its the only bird other than the ostrich to have attacked and killed people,
Not sure about the deadlest in the world as i think the ostrich has killed more but perhaps because there are more of them...... got me in a quandry now
User avatar #2 - refreshingheroin (05/09/2013) [-]
sounds like my ex
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