BAMF Cassowary. 'tis true. Cassowaries are badass. This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated assholery. A cassowary can run at speeds up to / h and will
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BAMF Cassowary

'tis true

Cassowaries are badass.
This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated
assholery. A cassowary can run at speeds up
to / h and will freakin' bulldoze anything
that gets in its way. Happily. See that dinosaur
helmet she' s got going? That thing will mess
you up. Also, she can jump high enough to
kick you right in the tit.
Oh, and she has a llcm claw on each foot.
Did you hear that? . 5 inches. Go
measure that. I' ll wait.
Yeah. YEAH, DID YOU SEE THE LENGTH OF THAT
THING? That thing can take off limbs. It can
disembowel a grown human. It can do these
things, and if will. Happily.
It even swims, IT SWIMS. Okay? Yeah, that' s
right. like you needed another reason not to
go in the water. Nobody wants to swim with a
leaping .
It has been named the deadliest bird in the
world and has the aggression of a Pmsing
dragon.
If confronted by a cassowary, you need
to stand tall, look it in the eye, hold your
ground, and die like a little bitch.
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#1 - Tailsfan (05/09/2013) [-]
WERF FLAMMEN AT IT!
#21 - agentmoleman ONLINE (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Good thing I brought along 20 health syringes..
#39 - ntxjoker (05/10/2013) [-]
Did anyone think of Boss Cass?
User avatar #4 - GrimTheRealReaper ONLINE (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
'Cept i **** that bitch up in Farcry 3.
User avatar #11 - djjeroenski ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
but does it lift?

it doesn't need to, does it?
#10 - nikkeem (05/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
MF everytime i see one of those creatures
MF everytime i see one of those creatures
#42 - drhoffable (05/10/2013) [-]
ill just blow its heart out with a shot gun instead..
#24 - stabiloboss (05/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - welfarekid (05/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Good thing I'm never going to Queensland
User avatar #28 to #26 - welfarekid (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, Goodluck.
I'm surprised you made it this far in that poison wasteland.
#43 - Womens Study Major (05/10/2013) [-]
they die pretty easily in far cry three so no worries
#36 - Womens Study Major (05/10/2013) [-]
I remember when I saw my first cassowary in Far Cry 3. I stopped a minute to laugh at it for awhile because I thought it looked dumb. I then proceeded to initiate a battle with some pirates to gain a new outpost and kill a couple tigers.

I had just won and was just about to go and loot everything, when this ghastly screeching washes over poor Jason. He turns around and bam, rainbow gay bird in your face, tearing you to pieces. It finished of my health in like two hits
User avatar #35 - LaBarata (05/10/2013) [-]
Batman kicked one's ass.

He stabbed it with a poisoned hummingbird.
User avatar #33 - messerauditore (05/10/2013) [-]
i found an island full of them in far cry 3. i was more afraid of them than the 3 sharks that attacked me on my way to the island.
#32 - Womens Study Major (05/10/2013) [-]
"Cassowaries are very shy, but when provoked they are capable of inflicting injuries to dogs and people, although fatalities are extremely rare." Google it :)
#19 - evilkingganon (05/10/2013) [-]
**evilkingganon rolled a random image posted in comment #1976771 at Friendly ** #2 badass in the world
#12 - jessieroxx (05/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
ahh stralia, what a happy place im in!
User avatar #3 - DiscoForever (05/09/2013) [+] (1 reply)
its the only bird other than the ostrich to have attacked and killed people,
Not sure about the deadlest in the world as i think the ostrich has killed more but perhaps because there are more of them...... got me in a quandry now
User avatar #2 - refreshingheroin (05/09/2013) [-]
sounds like my ex
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