BAMF Cassowary. 'tis true. Cassowaries are badass. This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated . A cassowary can run at speeds up to / h and will freakin'
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BAMF Cassowary

'tis true

Cassowaries are badass.
This right here is 7 feet of pure, unadulterated
********* . A cassowary can run at speeds up
to / h and will freakin' bulldoze anything
that gets in its way. Happily. See that dinosaur
helmet she' s got going? That thing will mess
you up. Also, she can jump high enough to
kick you right in the tit.
Oh, and she has a llcm claw on each foot.
Did you hear that? . 5 inches. Go
measure that. I' ll wait.
Yeah. YEAH, DID YOU SEE THE LENGTH OF THAT
THING? That thing can take off limbs. It can
disembowel a grown human. It can do these
things, and if will. Happily.
It even swims, IT SWIMS. Okay? Yeah, that' s
right. like you needed another reason not to
go in the water. Nobody wants to swim with a
leaping .
It has been named the deadliest bird in the
world and has the aggression of a Pmsing
dragon.
If confronted by a cassowary, you need
to stand tall, look it in the eye, hold your
ground, and die like a little bitch.
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#43 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
they die pretty easily in far cry three so no worries
#42 - drhoffable (05/10/2013) [-]
ill just blow its heart out with a shot gun instead..
User avatar #41 - gobnick (05/10/2013) [-]
actually for the most part they are docile, except when it comes to food or violence, that they respond to with pecking and kicking, and rarely has this bird killed anyone, the most gruesome death from this bird was the death of a small child because the bird kicked his neck while he was on the ground and severed an artery in his neck
User avatar #40 - blarghagh (05/10/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure this is reposted, but it's a cassowary, how common are they, i'm pretty sure we don't need to know how badass they are, they're ******* birds. If it was a velociraptor, that would be pretty ******* sweet.
#39 - ntxjoker (05/10/2013) [-]
Did anyone think of Boss Cass?
User avatar #38 - plutarkus (05/10/2013) [-]
They are awesome, i saw it live in miami's parrot jungle once. i got to touch it
#37 - therealjc (05/10/2013) [-]
PMSing?
Anyone?
#36 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
I remember when I saw my first cassowary in Far Cry 3. I stopped a minute to laugh at it for awhile because I thought it looked dumb. I then proceeded to initiate a battle with some pirates to gain a new outpost and kill a couple tigers.

I had just won and was just about to go and loot everything, when this ghastly screeching washes over poor Jason. He turns around and bam, rainbow gay bird in your face, tearing you to pieces. It finished of my health in like two hits
User avatar #35 - LaBarata (05/10/2013) [-]
Batman kicked one's ass.

He stabbed it with a poisoned hummingbird.
User avatar #33 - messerauditore (05/10/2013) [-]
i found an island full of them in far cry 3. i was more afraid of them than the 3 sharks that attacked me on my way to the island.
#32 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
"Cassowaries are very shy, but when provoked they are capable of inflicting injuries to dogs and people, although fatalities are extremely rare." Google it :)
#31 - vycanismajoris (05/10/2013) [-]
I have 6 inches but I can't take of limbs...

I should try that sometime
#24 - stabiloboss (05/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #22 - welfarekid (05/10/2013) [-]
Good thing I'm never going to Queensland
User avatar #26 to #22 - lokiwins ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
But I live there :(
User avatar #28 to #26 - welfarekid (05/10/2013) [-]
Well, Goodluck.
I'm surprised you made it this far in that poison wasteland.
User avatar #29 to #28 - lokiwins ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Well went to a lake once, and the nature info board said it's good to swim in, just watch out for Funnel-webs. I noped the **** out of there
#21 - agentmoleman ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Good thing I brought along 20 health syringes..
User avatar #23 to #21 - gotbannedicusvile (05/10/2013) [-]
playing that right now... trying to find a golden tiger...
User avatar #27 to #23 - hitlersoneballsack (05/10/2013) [-]
yellow flowers
User avatar #20 - subaqueousreach (05/10/2013) [-]
"And die like a bitch"

**** that, I'd pick up a stick and charge it, same way you're supposed to do to a cougar. I'd rip that wanna be dinosaur a new ******* before it got it's claws in me.
#34 to #20 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
I don't think you grasp just how many pieces a cassowary is capable of tearing you into.
User avatar #44 to #34 - subaqueousreach (05/11/2013) [-]
Regardless of what it can do to me I ain't gonna go down without at least trying to stop it.
#19 - evilkingganon (05/10/2013) [-]
**evilkingganon rolled a random image posted in comment #1976771 at Friendly ** #2 badass in the world
#16 - niklamacz ONLINE (05/10/2013) [-]
Is he kill?
User avatar #13 - mrshrapnel (05/10/2013) [-]
And in Blood Dragon they are plotting to take over the world.
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