16-inch. pizza is the best vegetable. On Venus you eould make pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it putts: the air. Yes, I did the math.). this was did the last time this was reposted black science man
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16-inch. pizza is the best vegetable. On Venus you eould make pepperoni pizza in seven seconds, just by holding it putts: the air. Yes, I did the math.). this was did the last time this was reposted

pizza is the best vegetable

On Venus you eould
make
pepperoni pizza
in seven seconds,
just by holding it
putts: the air.
Yes, I did the math.)
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#7 - matskuman (10/09/2013) [-]
this was did the last time this was reposted
User avatar #66 to #7 - willisteal (10/09/2013) [-]
I love when people sneak in "when this was posted last time". It's like a way for people to scream "REPOST REPOST" without losing thumbs
#10 to #7 - poontanglife (10/09/2013) [-]
Hah, thats good.
User avatar #52 to #7 - skinjacker (10/09/2013) [-]
"This was did"
#13 to #7 - godmaks (10/09/2013) [-]
Seems even better to me this way.
User avatar #1 - ezmack (10/09/2013) [-]
Would not be eatable though because of all the deadly sulfuric acid rain...

Trust me I'm the internet
User avatar #18 to #1 - dickbewt (10/09/2013) [-]
Oh and you know, being on venus is possible too (I'm aware this is a joke)
User avatar #20 to #1 - alphagex (10/09/2013) [-]
I can confirm he is internet, I use him all the time

wait that did not came up right
User avatar #35 to #1 - teranin (10/09/2013) [-]
y'know, or the atmospheric pressure that would crush the pizza into a tiny organic ball.
User avatar #55 to #1 - neokun ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
And uhh.. Being dead kind of contributes too
#67 to #1 - deathsreaper ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Edible?
User avatar #57 to #1 - djequalizee (10/09/2013) [-]
It adds to the flavor
#25 - kikomiaaa **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 to #25 - theawesomeguy (10/09/2013) [-]
I dont think there are any stars on earth
User avatar #29 to #27 - kikomiaaa **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
#69 to #29 - guto ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
#54 to #25 - huffe ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
#43 to #9 - alphahacker (10/09/2013) [-]
MFW asteroid
MFW asteroid
#34 - Dakafal (10/09/2013) [-]
Are we talking deep dish or thin crust here? Details 			*****		.
Are we talking deep dish or thin crust here? Details ***** .
User avatar #48 to #34 - jalthelas (10/09/2013) [-]
GTA 5 Lamar Davis - "Nigga" for 10 Hours



All I could think of when I read "Details, ***** ."
#37 to #34 - pernis (10/09/2013) [-]
Holy **** , that's the funniest gif I have seen today!
#44 to #37 - gladiader (10/09/2013) [-]
Me too, I can't stop laughing
Me too, I can't stop laughing
#8 - alexandervascus (10/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#38 to #8 - redwailmer **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
Tyson-san
#23 - teranin (10/09/2013) [-]
is... is someone going through my old *************** posts and posting them again?
User avatar #28 to #23 - kennyh (10/09/2013) [-]
That's kind of hard to do. Looking at someone else's posts by date the pictures don't load past a certain date. I think
User avatar #30 to #28 - teranin (10/09/2013) [-]
not true, it's really easy. But still I'm pretty sure it's not what he's doing, he's just randomly posted 3 things I posted a long ass time ago, that other people have posted too. It only weirded me out because 2 of them are on frontpage
#31 to #30 - kennyh (10/09/2013) [-]
It's true for me. for some reason.
<this is what a user's pictures look like on their page when I scroll back a couple months
User avatar #33 to #31 - teranin (10/09/2013) [-]
eww, yeah that doesn't happen to me. Not sure what's ****** ya there, might be your browser
User avatar #60 to #23 - mrleopardgecko (10/09/2013) [-]
ya, had it saved from when you posted it. i was just going through some folders and found it again, then redeposited it, because it is hilarious
User avatar #61 to #60 - teranin (10/09/2013) [-]
Sorry I didn't mean to call you out or anything. It was so long ago it's not really like I have any business bitching, it just weirded me out
#62 to #61 - mrleopardgecko (10/09/2013) [-]
that's ok, here have a banana sticker for payment
that's ok, here have a banana sticker for payment
#64 to #62 - teranin (10/09/2013) [-]
Yay a banana sticker!
Yay a banana sticker!
#3 - veaser (10/09/2013) [-]
I just read the title and looked at the black guy. Heh.
#65 - thundagawd (10/09/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie, but when I saw a thumbnail of a black dude (I know it's Neil Degrasse Tyson, but I couldn't tell from the thumbnail) with the title "16-inch", I was expecting something entirely different.
#2 - vexeranhd (10/09/2013) [-]
you would cook that fast too   
   
but still... have a thumb
you would cook that fast too

but still... have a thumb
#46 to #2 - musichead (10/09/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure I'm bigger than a 16-inch pizza... For me to be cooked fully through it would take a bit longer than 7 seconds.
User avatar #63 to #46 - vexeranhd (10/09/2013) [-]
well if you pre-heated the Venus first it would only take 7 seconds
#45 - creepyunclebob (10/09/2013) [-]
It would also be soaked in sulfuric acid, but I mean we're talking about saving 14 minutes and 53 seconds here.
User avatar #41 - residentblackman (10/09/2013) [-]
Did you know that if you spent 7 seconds on planet Venus, you would die?

science
User avatar #47 to #41 - jalthelas (10/09/2013) [-]
But did you do the math?

DID YOU?!?
#26 - mrmamric (10/09/2013) [-]
It wouldn't be cooked properly, though. Just like setting the oven to 800o for 20 minutes wouldn't substitute 400o for 40 minutes, it would bake the outside while leaving the inside still completely cold. THAT'S SCIENCE, BITCH!
User avatar #40 to #26 - shadowsynergy (10/09/2013) [-]
The ambient temperature and transfer of heat based on higher density atmosphere render your argument invalid.
#49 to #40 - vwgreen (10/09/2013) [-]
But wouldn't the atmosphere (mostly acids I think) be a better conductor of heat and cook it faster? Than again if the empty space in the pizza was replaced by the new "air" it would cook faster on the inside. BAH we need more funding for inter-stellar pizza cooking!!!
User avatar #68 - scandaldog ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
you would probably cook yourself too
#15 - mymissiondaytwo (10/09/2013) [-]
Means you have less than a second to eat it before it becomes overcooked or charcoal.
User avatar #16 to #15 - anonymoose (10/09/2013) [-]
The pizza wouldn't cook right anyway.
User avatar #21 to #15 - admiralen ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
all that would happen is that the outside of the pizza would get burnt and it would still be cold inside, then it would all burn and you would have no pizza at all
User avatar #5 - malkotay (10/09/2013) [-]
source: Death by Black Hole - Neil deGrasse Tyson , love that book
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User avatar #59 to #50 - darkangeloffire ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
If I'm stuck on Venus with only several 16-inch pizzas, then guess who's got a meal for each day. It pays to be prepared.
User avatar #53 to #50 - captainstinkypinky (10/09/2013) [-]
I care.........
#70 - sketchysketchist (10/10/2013) [-]
**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Oreos **
I don't think you can cook anything in 16 seconds.
Unless you want it to be black on the outside and raw on the inside.
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