People in hallways

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#2 - tacomanofthenorth (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)

#77 to #2 - anonymous (04/27/2013) [-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!

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#17 - biggrand (04/27/2013) [+] (3 replies)

that group of bitches from 6th grade who arm linked through an 8 foot wide hallway and I just walked through them breaking up that shit

mfw

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#25 to #17 - Kairyuka (04/27/2013) [-]

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#80 to #25 - anonymous (04/27/2013) [-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!

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#75 to #17 - anonymous (04/27/2013) [-]

When I saw people like this I'd yell, "Red rover, red rover, I'm comin over!" and barge through.

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#20 - greenwithenvy

(04/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)

fucking bicyclists in my street being slow n' shit.

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#44 to #20 - defensive (04/27/2013) [-]

As a cyclist myself I must apologize for the lack of care taken by the cyclists you have dealt with. Most of us try to stay towards the side of the road and maintain a fast pace but as they say, a few bad apples spoil the bunch'.

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#4 - empithree (04/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)

mfw

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#82 to #4 - anonymous (04/27/2013) [-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!

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#12 - smokedmeatlog (04/27/2013) [+] (5 replies)

My biggest hallway rage.
(please tell me you can understand the pic)

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#46 to #12 - thequickster (04/27/2013) [-]

Oh my god I rage when that happens especially when I am on the top flow of traffic and have my locker on the bottom flow of traffic. I have to cut the whole other side to get to my locker and there's always that one retard that bumps into me.

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#45 to #12 - buldu (04/27/2013) [-]

wat

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#73 to #12 - swagbot (04/27/2013) [-]

Wait... look are the blue arrows: Why are you going against the flow of traffic?

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#94 to #73 - smokedmeatlog (04/27/2013) [-]

No they aren't.

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#96 to #94 - swagbot (04/28/2013) [-]

Ooooooh... stairway - you were executing a left hand turn into your lane... i get it.

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#32 - grimmwaters ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]

One way to deal with those bitches.

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#28 - zigap (04/27/2013) [-]

MFW stupid bitches start hugging and kissing each other and start chatting about even stupider stuff in the middle of the fucking hallway blocking everybody.

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#35 - thearcher (04/27/2013) [+] (4 replies)

MFW I'm 6"4 and my legs need room to roam

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#62 to #35 - easternqb (04/27/2013) [-]

i is 6 3 i feel ur pain

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#53 to #35 - floofy ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]

im the same and i just roll right through the fuckers at this point.

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#37 to #35 - arsyro (04/27/2013) [-]

This feel is relevant to my interests

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#52 to #35 - ipwnallnubz (04/27/2013) [-]

I'm not quite 6'4", but people always say I take immense strides, so I know this feel as well.

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#16 - tokitoki (04/27/2013) [-]

Jesus fucking christ.
It's these people and those people that walk right in the middle of the parking lot lanes that make me want to unleash my inner rhinoceros.

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#31 - avatarsarefornoobs (04/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)

i learned that if you touch people they will get out of your way. no force, just touch the arm. its like the gentle push in assassins creed, it really works!

and if some stuckup gets ornery with you, just ignore them. its not like you did anything wrong.

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#49 to #31 - ninjabadger

(04/27/2013) [-]

I just walk like I have a purpose and don't give a fuck....

Works surprisingly well. It's always a joy to split up the lower classmen walls that they form.

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#43 - sphinxe ONLINE (04/27/2013) [+] (6 replies)

I've found if you look angry and walk very fast, people get out of your way.

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#84 to #43 - BubsyB (04/27/2013) [-]

Fortunately for me I naturally walk fast and people say that when I'm walking or not purposely putting on a friendly facial expression or at least plain, I look really pissed off so all is well.

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#92 to #84 - sphinxe ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]

I know that feel

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#93 to #92 - BubsyB (04/27/2013) [-]

Do you get that feel aswell?

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#95 to #93 - sphinxe ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]

I do

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#55 to #43 - namnori (04/27/2013) [-]

I want to hit that girl in the chin

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#56 to #55 - mookiez (04/27/2013) [-]

With your dick.
Don't lie.

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#24 - Schwarzenegger (04/27/2013) [-]

Courtesy of fromthefuture

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#21 - narutohaukea (04/27/2013) [-]

at my school there would always be a wall of Hispanic kids walking together that me and my friends could never find a way through without shoving of course but to make a long story short we started calling them the bean wall

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#38 - arsyro (04/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)

I guess them being slow pays off when they're 9/10 females going up the stairs and you're right behind them.

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#60 to #38 - laspussy ONLINE (04/27/2013) [-]

but only fat chicks go slow on the stairs. The attractive ones are too fast.

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#83 to #60 - arsyro (04/27/2013) [-]

not in my school

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#34 - EvilApples (04/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Mfw people like this cause me to miss my train.

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#79 to #34 - dmanw (04/27/2013) [-]

its ok buddy im sure your train will come back

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#41 - awesomemcnugget (04/27/2013) [+] (2 replies)

*black people in hallways

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#54 to #41 - anonymous (04/27/2013) [-]

Only, black people in hallways.
Fucking niggers.

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#65 to #41 - EventHorizon (04/27/2013) [-]

Literally the exact thing I was going to post...

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#71 - datmanksa (04/27/2013) [-]

when they get mad

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#61 - weirddark (04/27/2013) [+] (1 reply)

GET OUT OF MY WAY FAT ASS!!!

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#98 to #61 - edzero (05/01/2013) [-]

Thanks, I almost shat myself from laughing...
A thumb up for you!

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#29 - elloise (04/27/2013) [-]

That used to fucking irritate me so much. Especially when people would just stop right infront of me.

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People in hallways

It was things like this that made you want to come to school with a gun.

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