People in hallways

Reply+101

(04/26/2013)[-]

#77 to #2 - anon id: d15583c5

Reply0

(04/27/2013)[-]

ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking.
This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidently show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untaltative to avoid accidently saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!

#17 - biggrand

Reply+67

(04/27/2013)[-]

that group of bitches from 6th grade who arm linked through an 8 foot wide hallway and I just walked through them breaking up that ****

mfw

#25 to #17 - Kairyuka

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(04/27/2013)[-]

#80 to #25 - anon id: d15583c5

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(04/27/2013)[-]

#75 to #17 - anon id: e82dce4a

Reply0

(04/27/2013)[-]

When I saw people like this I'd yell, "Red rover, red rover, I'm comin over!" and barge through.

#20 - greenwithenvy

Reply+34

(04/27/2013)[-]

******* bicyclists in my street being slow n' ****.

#44 to #20 - defensive

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(04/27/2013)[-]

As a cyclist myself I must apologize for the lack of care taken by the cyclists you have dealt with. Most of us try to stay towards the side of the road and maintain a fast pace but as they say, a few bad apples spoil the bunch'.

#4 - empithree

Reply+34

(04/26/2013)[-]

mfw

#82 to #4 - anon id: d15583c5

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(04/27/2013)[-]

#12 - smokedmeatlog

Reply+29

(04/27/2013)[-]

My biggest hallway rage.
(please tell me you can understand the pic)

#46 to #12 - thequickster

Reply+2

(04/27/2013)[-]

Oh my god I rage when that happens especially when I am on the top flow of traffic and have my locker on the bottom flow of traffic. I have to cut the whole other side to get to my locker and there's always that one retard that bumps into me.

#45 to #12 - buldu

Reply+1

(04/27/2013)[-]

wat

#73 to #12 - swagbot

Reply-1

(04/27/2013)[-]

Wait... look are the blue arrows: Why are you going against the flow of traffic?

#94 to #73 - smokedmeatlog

Reply0

(04/27/2013)[-]

No they aren't.

#96 to #94 - swagbot

Reply0

(04/28/2013)[-]

Ooooooh... stairway - you were executing a left hand turn into your lane... i get it.

#32 - grimmwaters

Reply+24

(04/27/2013)[-]

One way to deal with those bitches.

#28 - zigap

Reply+24

(04/27/2013)[-]

MFW stupid bitches start hugging and kissing each other and start chatting about even stupider stuff in the middle of the ******* hallway blocking everybody.

#35 - thearcher

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(04/27/2013)[-]

MFW I'm 6"4 and my legs need room to roam

#62 to #35 - easternqb

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(04/27/2013)[-]

i is 6 3 i feel ur pain

#53 to #35 - floofy

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(04/27/2013)[-]

im the same and i just roll right through the ******* at this point.

#37 to #35 - arsyro

Reply+1

(04/27/2013)[-]

This feel is relevant to my interests

#52 to #35 - ipwnallnubz

Reply0

(04/27/2013)[-]

I'm not quite 6'4", but people always say I take immense strides, so I know this feel as well.

#16 - tokitoki

Reply+17

(04/27/2013)[-]

Jesus ******* christ.
It's these people and those people that walk right in the middle of the parking lot lanes that make me want to unleash my inner rhinoceros.

#31 - avatarsarefornoobs

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(04/27/2013)[-]

i learned that if you touch people they will get out of your way. no force, just touch the arm. its like the gentle push in assassins creed, it really works!

and if some stuckup gets ornery with you, just ignore them. its not like you did anything wrong.

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#49 to #31 - ninjabadger

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(04/27/2013)[-]

I just walk like I have a purpose and don't give a ****....

Works surprisingly well. It's always a joy to split up the lower classmen walls that they form.

It was things like this that made you want to come to school with a gun.