Fleece white as snow. baaaaaaaaah.. if dinosaurs don't exist, how come continental drift results in t-rex? christians: 0 atheists: 0 dinosaurs: 1 baaaaaaah
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#40 - davvi (03/07/2013) [-]
if dinosaurs don't exist, how come continental drift results in t-rex?   
christians: 0   
atheists: 0   
dinosaurs: 1
if dinosaurs don't exist, how come continental drift results in t-rex?
christians: 0
atheists: 0
dinosaurs: 1
#55 to #40 - haunterbrony (03/07/2013) [-]
OBJECTION!   
   
That is not a T-Rex! It is clearly an Albertosaurus!
OBJECTION!

That is not a T-Rex! It is clearly an Albertosaurus!
#45 to #40 - fenrirr (03/07/2013) [-]
The continents can turn into a Rooster, Roosters are in the Chinese zodiac
Chinese: 1
Atheists: 0
Dinosaurs: 0
Getting down to business: 1
#12 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
That explains why he called god a shepard.
User avatar #20 to #12 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (03/07/2013) [-]
only sheep need a shepherd...
#21 to #20 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
And here we go.
User avatar #35 to #21 - generaljackass (03/07/2013) [-]
Bro the lids up. I imagined someone sitting to take a **** falling in and having explosive diarrhea all over the place. The internet has soiled my mind.
User avatar #23 to #21 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
is...is that fiberglass insulation?
#26 to #23 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Yes!
#27 to #26 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
i might have something for use after that..
User avatar #14 to #12 - disturbedfan (03/07/2013) [-]
Very good point o.o never looked at it that way XD
#15 to #14 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Convert to true faith(we are rich with calories) my brother and you will see truth of the grated cheese.
User avatar #16 to #15 - disturbedfan (03/07/2013) [-]
Do you have the holy sauce? So rich and tomatoy?
#17 to #16 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Rich and tasteful, created from the holiest of ingredients, tomatoes from saints Nicholas garden. Spices pillaged by blessed midget pirates. Meat from the best of cattle.
User avatar #18 to #17 - disturbedfan (03/07/2013) [-]
Blessed be the Holy Trinity of balls of meat, cheese from the heavens and sauce to sweet!
#19 to #18 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
Aye! Blessed be his hooly noodlyness

RAmen!

Now let us feast upon his body and his sauce!
#29 to #19 - erbwie (03/07/2013) [-]
mfw this thread.
#52 to #29 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
So you accept Jesus as the son of the flying spaghetti monster?
#22 to #12 - Necrophelia (03/07/2013) [-]
Shepard you say?
#25 to #22 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
German even!
#6 - lordraine (03/07/2013) [-]
"It's fleece was white as snow."

And now I will see that line differently forever.
User avatar #30 to #6 - jimimij (03/07/2013) [-]
You do know that's the derivation of that line.
#7 to #6 - konradkurze (03/07/2013) [-]
Snowcaine anyone?
#31 to #7 - manazetsugi (03/07/2013) [-]
Yes.
Yes.
#41 - sheperdofthestars (03/07/2013) [-]
Related bc George Carlin
Related bc George Carlin
#43 - weirddark (03/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#24 - sirbrentcoe ONLINE (03/07/2013) [-]
#39 - anon (03/07/2013) [-]
If atheïsm can be religion and the Bible is cross than can God be Leviticus?
#36 - therealredhood (03/07/2013) [-]
**** yeah, George Carlin.
#1 - breadnsteak (03/07/2013) [-]
Well yes that is true and just like many children's rhymes they are based off of historical events, myths and legends of the past and were written for children after the event had happened to help children understand the importance of the event. Or as some would now say it is "brainwashing".
User avatar #8 to #1 - konradkurze (03/07/2013) [-]
well given that its ******* impossible to have a 1-parent pregnancy.....(unless youre that wife of US marine who claimed to get pregnant to a 3D porno) then kinda makes the birth of jesus a bit far fetched
User avatar #11 to #1 - silverzepher (03/07/2013) [-]
M*A*S*H, whoooh
User avatar #3 - fourtwentt (03/07/2013) [-]
so god ***** sheep?
#5 to #3 - anon (03/07/2013) [-]
God ***** sheep ∴ God is a New Zealander?
User avatar #4 to #3 - chuckbillrow (03/07/2013) [-]
... so god is Welsh?
#13 to #4 - disturbeddemon (03/07/2013) [-]
If god was welsh we wouldn't be so **** at rugby right now
#47 - fanathick (03/07/2013) [-]
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB !
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#51 to #47 - anon (03/07/2013) [-]
I came from the excitement of seeing Jon <3 It's so refreshing to see his brilliance recognized.
User avatar #50 - rototornjik (03/07/2013) [-]
and what if most christians... DONT take the bible literally?
#53 to #50 - anon (03/07/2013) [-]
I know no one cares, but I am a God believer. I wouldn't call myself a christian. I just believe in God, Satan, Jesus, Heaven, Hell etc etc. The messages of the bible weren't meant to be real, they were meant to teach people how to live better. You know? I also don't go to church. I dunno, In my eyes, the thought of there being a magical zombie in the skies who punishes those who murder, steal, and rape, seems kinda reasonable. In my honest opinion, I dislike religion. I wouldn't say I love God, but there is somewhat of a layer of belief I have in him. I'm more of a scientific man myself.
User avatar #56 to #53 - rototornjik (03/07/2013) [-]
exactly. salutations!
User avatar #57 - wintersolice (03/07/2013) [-]
If god isn't an atheist then why do potatoes grow underground? Check mate tomatoes.
#54 - anon (03/07/2013) [-]
Podaję hasło: Okoń
User avatar #46 - whitebuddha (03/07/2013) [-]
Yes, that's literally were the tune came from. Now go home.
User avatar #48 to #46 - whitebuddha (03/07/2013) [-]
i retract my statement
#28 - infektio (03/07/2013) [-]
Haha omg I looked quickly and I thought the guy in the picture was randy blythe. Also giggled a little at "Lamb of god", Randy being log's vocalist

Could've been the result of me being 33 hours devoid of sleep but who knows
#10 - anon (03/07/2013) [-]
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