Real Men. Do That.. This bad ass ran into combat with a claymore, a bow , and a bagpipe. Took nearly 20 Germans by himself after the rest of his squad...you know died. When the Ger are You a Strong independent black woman who dont need no man
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#6 - xadakk
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This bad ass ran into combat with a ************* claymore, a bow , and a ******* bagpipe. Took nearly 20 Germans by himself after the rest of his squad...you know ******* died. When the Germans found him later on he was sitting in a shell hole playing the bagpipes. When he was shipped off to a POW camp he got bored and just walked out. He was of course captured again but he got bored again and you know...******* walked out again. Ladies and gentlemen...Jack ******* Churchill.
User avatar #97 to #6 - JoshBauer
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Yes, you read Cracked, we all saw it too.
#12 to #6 - anon id: 1dd0e795
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He would the last time he was POW be executed, but a german division under Wichard von Alvensleben had protected the prisoners from the SS
User avatar #90 to #6 - failtolawl
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and he got all of his squad member's killed and should have been put on trial for it.
#93 to #6 - EdwardNigma
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I like this thread.
#51 to #6 - jordanthebored
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just read the wiki page on him, the guy was amazing
' In retirement, however, his eccentricity continued. He startled train conductors and passengers by throwing his attaché case out of the train window each day on the ride home. He later explained that he was tossing his case into his own back garden so he wouldn't have to carry it from the station.'
#24 to #6 - gisuar
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i prefer those stories of british and german soldiers celebrating christmas together in the middle of WWI
User avatar #64 to #24 - thestolensweetrole
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Yeah I always thought that was awesome. Ya know until they were all arrested.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lolwatthe
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not to mention he captured the Germans one by one at night then marched them back to camp.
User avatar #14 to #6 - NotAsWackoJacko
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And when the war ended he was disappointed and said " If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years"
#10 - savannahijack
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#27 - nowitspersonal
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#35 - darkjustifier
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#50 to #35 - anon id: 4a0752db
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**** your ponies you cocksucking faggot!
#52 to #50 - darkjustifier
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User avatar #83 to #52 - ironhidethegreat
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I'm not a huge fan of ponies,but you're awesome.
User avatar #61 to #52 - geofalke
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Aaaaaand Justie's back!!! XD
User avatar #58 to #52 - someponynew
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Oh justifier... you never cease to amaze me...
User avatar #59 to #58 - darkjustifier
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hmm?
User avatar #60 to #59 - someponynew
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cool, calmheaded
User avatar #77 to #60 - darkjustifier
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oh ol
#22 - lordnerevar
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Oh neat, a war post
#42 to #22 - thewitchking
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#48 to #22 - mrnoodlez
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User avatar #72 to #48 - lordnerevar
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Thank you for being the only person here who understands.
#38 - ibleedbmx
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#62 to #38 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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#98 to #62 - SomebodyGetTheDoor
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Spiderman thread!
#2 - ponyfcker
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This is assuming he is of American origins.
User avatar #37 to #2 - admiralen
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sounds more like king Karl X Gustav of sweden
#41 to #2 - anon id: 04fa5d28
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and still you close down schools because of 1 feet of snow...
User avatar #71 to #41 - ponyfcker
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Sorry, anon. But here in Idaho we haven't had a snow day in a couple of years. That includes the blizzards, 8 inch thick ice sheets covering cars, 2 feet of snow.
User avatar #19 to #2 - sammyjankiis
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Your embarrassing the rest of us here. Come on.
User avatar #3 to #2 - moc
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pretty sure its en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Churchill
British
#49 - cptneckbeard
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#9 - shards
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#31 to #9 - ftk
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whats even better is that the commissar would actually say that in Dawn of War 2, if you put him in a transport.

it made me lol
#63 to #31 - deliciousdee
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If you upgrade a guardsmen squad with a special weapon one of them will say "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!"
#5 - pineapplechunkss
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User avatar #16 to #5 - fapperdefap
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is this from the original or from brotherhood?
#18 to #16 - anon id: 3501bc51
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Brotherhood. I don't remember anything abou Briggs happening in the original, actually.
User avatar #21 to #18 - fapperdefap
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ok, i've just finished the first 4 episodes of brotherhood
User avatar #81 to #21 - ayero
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Ah, enjoy it. Brotherhood was a lot better in my opinion.
#26 to #5 - bakuraandmarik
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