Real Men. Do That.. This bad ass ran into combat with a claymore, a bow , and a bagpipe. Took nearly 20 Germans by himself after the rest of his squad...you know died. When the Ger are You a Strong independent black woman who dont need no man
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#6 - xadakk (02/07/2013) [-]
This bad ass ran into combat with a ************* claymore, a bow , and a ******* bagpipe. Took nearly 20 Germans by himself after the rest of his squad...you know ******* died. When the Germans found him later on he was sitting in a shell hole playing the bagpipes. When he was shipped off to a POW camp he got bored and just walked out. He was of course captured again but he got bored again and you know... ******* walked out again. Ladies and gentlemen...Jack ******* Churchill.
User avatar #97 to #6 - JoshBauer (02/08/2013) [-]
Yes, you read Cracked, we all saw it too.
User avatar #90 to #6 - failtolawl (02/08/2013) [-]
and he got all of his squad member's killed and should have been put on trial for it.
#12 to #6 - Rascal (02/07/2013) [-]
He would the last time he was POW be executed, but a german division under Wichard von Alvensleben had protected the prisoners from the SS
#93 to #6 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
I like this thread.
#51 to #6 - jordanthebored (02/07/2013) [-]
just read the wiki page on him, the guy was amazing
' In retirement, however, his eccentricity continued. He startled train conductors and passengers by throwing his attaché case out of the train window each day on the ride home. He later explained that he was tossing his case into his own back garden so he wouldn't have to carry it from the station.'
#24 to #6 - gisuar (02/07/2013) [-]
i prefer those stories of british and german soldiers celebrating christmas together in the middle of WWI
User avatar #64 to #24 - thestolensweetrole (02/07/2013) [-]
Yeah I always thought that was awesome. Ya know until they were all arrested.
User avatar #7 to #6 - lolwatthe (02/07/2013) [-]
not to mention he captured the Germans one by one at night then marched them back to camp.
User avatar #14 to #6 - NotAsWackoJacko (02/07/2013) [-]
And when the war ended he was disappointed and said " If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years"
#75 - deathrinder (02/07/2013) [-]
Imperial Might all up in this bitch.
User avatar #85 to #75 - warzon (02/07/2013) [-]
The real reason why aliens havent visited.
User avatar #95 to #85 - holycrapimacupcake (02/08/2013) [-]
Dude if I was an alien I'd **** my pants if I landed here!
User avatar #96 to #95 - warzon (02/08/2013) [-]
Id probley just leave.

And continue to make cropcircles to **** with them.
#102 to #75 - blackrookfiend (02/08/2013) [-]
Think you'll do any better than your friend Kryptman, ant?
#110 to #75 - savannahijack (02/08/2013) [-]
Humanity at its worst best
#101 - GeorgeBush (02/08/2013) [-]
FUUUCKA YOU DOLPHRIN. FUUUCKA YOU WHRALE!
#105 to #101 - krome (02/08/2013) [-]
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#98 to #62 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (02/08/2013) [-]
Spiderman thread!
#22 - lordnerevar (02/07/2013) [-]
Oh neat, a war post
#48 to #22 - mrnoodlez ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 to #48 - lordnerevar (02/07/2013) [-]
Thank you for being the only person here who understands.
#9 - shards (02/07/2013) [-]
#31 to #9 - ftk ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
whats even better is that the commissar would actually say that in Dawn of War 2, if you put him in a transport.

it made me lol
#63 to #31 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
If you upgrade a guardsmen squad with a special weapon one of them will say "It's dangerous to go alone. Take this!"
#8 - hardekoning (02/07/2013) [-]
Bf: heroes anyone?
User avatar #20 to #8 - plainarcane **User deleted account** (02/07/2013) [-]
That's exactly the first thing that came to mind for me.
User avatar #28 to #8 - Bradbull (02/07/2013) [-]
Don't you mean Pay To Win:The Game
User avatar #47 to #28 - hardekoning (02/07/2013) [-]
Yeah heard it became a pay 2 win game.. That's a pity, it used to be loads of fun a couple of years ago.
User avatar #16 to #5 - fapperdefap (02/07/2013) [-]
is this from the original or from brotherhood?
#18 to #16 - Rascal (02/07/2013) [-]
Brotherhood. I don't remember anything abou Briggs happening in the original, actually.
User avatar #21 to #18 - fapperdefap (02/07/2013) [-]
ok, i've just finished the first 4 episodes of brotherhood
User avatar #81 to #21 - ayero (02/07/2013) [-]
Ah, enjoy it. Brotherhood was a lot better in my opinion.
#43 - derpyhuman (02/07/2013) [-]
Battlefield Heroes?
#54 - konradkurze (02/07/2013) [-]
axis taxi service right here
+3
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#1 - xtremecream (02/07/2013) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #106 - combatarms (02/08/2013) [-]
Oh Jack Churchill, you crazy.
#23 - xoyv (02/07/2013) [-]
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#67 to #23 - bonkboy (02/07/2013) [-]
Pretty much the crude definition of Imperial Guard tactics.
#50 to #35 - Rascal (02/07/2013) [-]
**** your ponies you cocksucking faggot!
User avatar #83 to #52 - ironhidethegreat (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm not a huge fan of ponies,but you're awesome.
User avatar #61 to #52 - geofalke (02/07/2013) [-]
Aaaaaand Justie's back!!! XD
User avatar #58 to #52 - someponynew (02/07/2013) [-]
Oh justifier... you never cease to amaze me...
User avatar #59 to #58 - darkjustifier (02/07/2013) [-]
hmm?
User avatar #60 to #59 - someponynew (02/07/2013) [-]
cool, calmheaded
User avatar #77 to #60 - darkjustifier (02/07/2013) [-]
oh ol
#87 - basham (02/08/2013) [-]
**basham rolled a random image posted in comment #171640 at Ponyville ** mfw
#114 to #87 - levye (03/05/2013) [-]
**levye rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at Spiderman, Spiderman ** MFW YFW
#108 - thumbcommentthumb (02/08/2013) [-]
What if like, instead of planes shooting each other, it was basically flying bumper cars. Whoever has the better built plane, wins.
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