Pretty Much. .. MFW Everyone in the comments now has a gun/ been in the war/ killed a man. Pretty Much MFW Everyone in the comments now has a gun/ been war/ killed man
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#22 - xxmarkusxx
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(12/15/2012) [-]
so they buried one of these *******, and left it for like 3 months or something like that, dug it up, slammed a clip in and it worked perfectly.
#23 to #22 - karvarausku ONLINE
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(12/15/2012) [-]
that's nothing... in my army they put gun in swamp for long time, pulled it up. gave it a little cleaning and it worked fine. RK 95
#33 to #23 - roninneko
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(12/15/2012) [-]
RK95 is just an AK mod.
#26 to #23 - xxmarkusxx
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(12/15/2012) [-]
im talking just dug it up, didnt even clean it, just to see if it would work.
#27 to #26 - karvarausku ONLINE
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Yeah I know what you mean. RK95 can do that too, but imagine swamp...
the gun is made of pretty much full of iron (or was it steel) so it can take a beating of any kind.... we even use it to smash things...
#54 to #27 - critality
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(12/15/2012) [-]
i can imagine dirt and rocks would do more to get in the way of the gun working than some muck and goo
#298 to #54 - onceknownsober
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(12/15/2012) [-]
The Kalashnikov series are probably the best weapons ever produced, even if dirt and stuff like that went into it's barrels and stuff like that it would still work. It's also one of the reasons why the americans had such a hard time fighting in Vietnam, since the Vietnamese climate isn't suited for most weapons what so ever, their mavericks broke or jammed constantly while the vietcongs ak 47's could withstand everything.

Tldr; Ak47's are the goddamn **** son!
#31 to #27 - jopemon
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(12/15/2012) [-]
they have been using steel for hundereds of years instead of iron i can assure you it was steel.
#28 to #27 - xxmarkusxx
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(12/15/2012) [-]
did u see that post, where they were using the gun to cook and ****? gave me a kick.
#30 to #28 - karvarausku ONLINE
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Yeah I have seen that :D.
But I wouldn't do that with RK95TP... prob older models where the end part is made full of iron too.

after all. RK95 and older models are modelled after AK guns.
Easy to use, easy to assemble.
#62 to #22 - tehphire
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(12/15/2012) [-]
yeah on Sons Of Guns they threw it in a pond, covered in sand, covered it in mud and it worked perfectly every time. They also added a silencer to it.
#105 to #22 - fnordyy
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(12/15/2012) [-]
mfw clip
#107 to #105 - xxmarkusxx
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(12/15/2012) [-]
dont worry, the guys below laid some educate on my ass, now i know should have said mag.
#102 to #22 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(12/15/2012) [-]
That's because the gears inside are so loosely together, nothing can really jam them.
#103 to #102 - xxmarkusxx
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(12/15/2012) [-]
kewl
#32 to #22 - roninneko
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Slammed a MAG in it.
#34 to #32 - xxmarkusxx
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(12/15/2012) [-]
thank you, i like being educated, basically dont know **** about guns. thumb for you.
#230 to #32 - haaaxderp
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Look at this M4 clip.
#60 to #32 - IceViper
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(12/15/2012) [-]
i put STRIPPER CLIPS into my mosin-nagant when i am ready to fire it.
i put a magazine into Saiga 12 gauge when i am ready to fire it
#44 - beanermaster
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(12/15/2012) [-]
MFW Everyone in the comments now has a gun/ been in the war/ killed a man.
MFW Everyone in the comments now has a gun/ been in the war/ killed a man.
#55 to #44 - dikslapping
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#86 to #55 - bumbojumbo
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(12/15/2012) [-]
I am the gun and i can confirm this.
#74 to #55 - switchblayde
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(12/15/2012) [-]
I AM two of those. Just never killed a man.
#96 to #44 - smittywrbmnjnsn
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(12/15/2012) [-]
But...
I DO own a gun.
#164 to #96 - mahnamesjakers
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(12/15/2012) [-]
#112 to #44 - heartlessrobot
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(12/15/2012) [-]
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Hell yeah I do.
#56 - bitchplzzz
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(12/15/2012) [-]


I already knew this from CoD!!
#59 to #56 - bottleofrum
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(12/15/2012) [-]
#73 to #59 - switchblayde
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(12/15/2012) [-]
As seen on front page.
As seen on front page.
#75 to #59 - niggardoblaickoise
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(12/15/2012) [-]
this is literally the post before this one
#146 - stiffbeefyone
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(12/15/2012) [-]
How I reload....
#147 to #146 - snakefire
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(12/15/2012) [-]
"r"
#153 to #147 - kinglobster
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(12/15/2012) [-]
"kp_ins"
dont touch me you filthy right handed person
#155 to #153 - snakefire
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(12/15/2012) [-]
but im left handed
#123 - gmarrox ONLINE
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(12/15/2012) [-]
The instructions were not clear enough, I killed an entire Kenyan village.
#129 to #123 - loveyameanish
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(12/15/2012) [-]
#132 - tbrendan
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(12/15/2012) [-]
The instructions were not clear enough, I got my dick stuck in a fan.
#141 to #132 - thechosentroll
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(12/15/2012) [-]
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You too?
#14 - envinite
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(12/15/2012) [-]
meanwhile at /k/
meanwhile at /k/
#42 to #14 - righteoussuicide
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Actually, this is from one of the drawfags at /k/.
#84 - indeedsir
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(12/15/2012) [-]
#222 - xgrandmoffx
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(12/15/2012) [-]
What about cleaning and maintenance?
What about cleaning and maintenance?
#232 to #222 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Why are you being thumbed down? "Basically none" does not mean you never have to clean the thing.
Just because you don't need to doesn't mean you shouldn't.
You should clean every gun at least once a day, even an AK.
AKs are notorious for jamming and cleaning it once a day easily prevents that.
#248 to #232 - twofreegerbils
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(12/15/2012) [-]
>AKs are notorious for jamming

You obviously know nothing about firearms

AKs are the glocks of the rifle world. FAMOUSLY reliable. As in, clean with hot water and soap reliable.
#276 to #248 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Depends on where you are actually. Out in the desert or forest or even woods, an AK will jam.
Obviously not as often as most firearms, but they are notorious for jamming in the **** when you need them most.
In the middle of a populated area, there's not as much dirt or debris to find its way into the chamber to cause it to jam.
#283 to #276 - anon
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(12/15/2012) [-]
nonono, look at russias ******* environment? urban? ha yea... AK is famous for still shooting after anything, run it over, soak it in water, mud anything.
#314 to #248 - sketchE
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(12/16/2012) [-]
im guessing the people who made the claim that aks are notorious for jamming are the people thatput it through the worst conditions and never clean it. the people who give the claim that it never needs cleaned are usually serviceman who are used to cleaning a weapon regularly
#330 to #314 - twofreegerbils
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(12/16/2012) [-]
Even so, AK's have excelled through even the worst torture tests without failures. The person I replied to was sorely misinformed.
#320 to #314 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/16/2012) [-]
^Most likely.
#223 to #222 - clownfury
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Needs basically none.
#226 to #223 - xgrandmoffx
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(12/15/2012) [-]
But then what about zeroing the sights?
#227 to #226 - clownfury
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Ha... aiming with aks... if the Al-Qa'ida could hear you now...
#237 to #226 - ankh
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Aiming? With an AK????


Give this man the Nobel Prize!
#8 - millenia
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, our service rifle (RK-62) is based on the AK-47 design; it was immensely simple and reliable to operate. Didn't get a single jam during my service nor saw anyone else get one.
#24 to #8 - karvarausku ONLINE
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(12/15/2012) [-]
I had few jams... put not with real bullets, with practise bullets.
#25 to #8 - computor ONLINE
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Look how beautiful it is!
#46 to #25 - millenia
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(12/15/2012) [-]
I wish Panssariprikaati would have had RK95s instead of crummy old 62s ;___;
#16 to #8 - techketzer
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Mine (AUG A1) performed just as admirably, though at times was a bit a fumble.
And some faggot decided it would be cool to screw with my scope and bring it out of zero by ~half a mile, that sucked, too.

Meh, most of the time I just lugged it around anyway, so what the hell.
#37 to #16 - usarrr
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Austrian mate?
#47 to #37 - techketzer
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Hell yeah.
#71 to #16 - firesky
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Einer der mit mir eingerückt ist hat eine bekommen die beim Repetieren sofort geschossen hat. Und er hat keine andere bekommen.

Das Scharfschießen mit ihm war... interessant ^^
#299 to #71 - techketzer
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Hahaha, das is hoffentlich net erst mit der scharfen aufgefallen.

Ich erinner mich grade, bei meiner war anfangs die Sicherung hin; wenn du n wenig fester am Abzug gezogen hast hat se trotzdem geschossen.
Baujahr 1983, wenn ich mich richtig erinner, das elende Scheißding.
#333 to #299 - firesky
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(12/16/2012) [-]
Nein, zum Glück beim ersten Üben mit K-Mun. Beim Scharfschießen wars halt blöd für ihn weil auf die 300m der erste Schuss immer daneben gegangen ist. Auf die kurze Distanz wurde bei ihm dann zur Sicherheit der Ausbildner verzichtet ^^

Meine war ein wenig neuer aus dem 94er Jahr, dafür hab ich Verbandszeug von 87 ausgefasst. Das musste ich dann in Allentsteig verwenden und hab dann sogar eines von 84 bekommen. Und beim Abrüsten wieder zurückgeben xD
#334 to #333 - techketzer
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(12/16/2012) [-]
Allentsteig. Der hässlichste Fleck Erde in ganz Österreich.
Bei unserem Wachrundgang im Camp hat der eine Verrückte glatt mal durchgeladen.
Sein Partner, net faul, schlauft aus seinem Waffengurt aus und knallt ihm den Lauf quer übers Maul.
Gebrochene Nase und geilen roten Streifen übers ganze Gesicht, Wachtmeister meint "Hättest ihn ja net gleich hauen brauchen."

Hahaha, '84, das ist ja fast schon antik. x)
#335 to #334 - firesky
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(12/16/2012) [-]
Das neueste das in der ganzen Kompanie im Umlauf war war von 98 ^^

Das war vor ca. einem Jahr