Pretty Much. .. MFW Everyone in the comments now has a gun/ been in the war/ killed a man.
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#44 - beanermaster (12/15/2012) [-]
MFW Everyone in the comments now has a gun/ been in the war/ killed a man.
MFW Everyone in the comments now has a gun/ been in the war/ killed a man.
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User avatar #86 to #55 - bumbojumbo (12/15/2012) [-]
I am the gun and i can confirm this.
User avatar #74 to #55 - switchblayde (12/15/2012) [-]
I AM two of those. Just never killed a man.
User avatar #96 to #44 - smittywrbmnjnsn (12/15/2012) [-]
But...
I DO own a gun.
#112 to #44 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
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Hell yeah I do.
#56 - bitchplzzz (12/15/2012) [-]


I already knew this from CoD!!
#73 to #59 - switchblayde (12/15/2012) [-]
As seen on front page.
As seen on front page.
User avatar #75 to #59 - niggardoblaickoise (12/15/2012) [-]
this is literally the post before this one
User avatar #123 - gmarrox ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
The instructions were not clear enough, I killed an entire Kenyan village.
#244 - wallsbad (12/15/2012) [-]
Warning: 			****		.
Warning: **** .
User avatar #246 to #244 - Nystro (12/15/2012) [-]
That's messed up man.
#257 to #244 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Gun-gore thread?
#265 to #244 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Dammit it I can't find the "I wanna stick my wiener in that!" gif :/
#306 to #244 - Capit (12/16/2012) [-]
inb4 ban
inb4 ban
#312 to #306 - wallsbad (12/16/2012) [-]
go ahed and ben me i don give a fuk
#270 to #244 - dasbrot ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Yeah baby, cock that hammer.
#295 to #244 - bavelsond (12/15/2012) [-]
i don't get it.
#296 to #295 - wallsbad (12/15/2012) [-]
baveIsond confirmed for noguns.
User avatar #302 to #295 - craaabs (12/16/2012) [-]
Looks like sex. Is the joke.
sex is not something that would be ideal for your boss walking in on you watching at your work computer.
This makes is known as "not safe for work."
Stop reading whenever you get it
User avatar #303 to #302 - bavelsond (12/16/2012) [-]
ok
#182 - julpiter (12/15/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #214 to #182 - vatra (12/15/2012) [-]
I love how close to reality this is.
#225 to #182 - deathwisher (12/15/2012) [-]
Am i the only one who was waiting for it to run out of bullets
User avatar #57 - backupclover (12/15/2012) [-]
This is pretty true, AKs are the simplest guns in the world.
User avatar #69 to #57 - lulzdealer ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
rugged simplicity, my friend.
#136 to #111 - nothnxialreadyate (12/15/2012) [-]
OH MY GOD, A LIBERATOR.



MY NIPPLES ARE SO TENDER.
User avatar #324 to #111 - switchblayde (12/16/2012) [-]
Simple... but crude. Ejection of the spent casing is a bit of a bitch.
#64 to #57 - ishalltroll (12/15/2012) [-]
>Load shells.
>Shoot.
#70 to #64 - switchblayde (12/15/2012) [-]
Load shell.   
repeat.   
repeat.   
repeat.   
repeat.   
repeat.   
repeat.   
repeat.   
pull charging handle.   
pull trigger.   
   
see? there's more steps to it that that.
Load shell.
repeat.
repeat.
repeat.
repeat.
repeat.
repeat.
repeat.
pull charging handle.
pull trigger.

see? there's more steps to it that that.
#256 to #70 - JoshBauer (12/15/2012) [-]
This is a shell.
#322 to #256 - switchblayde (12/16/2012) [-]
THIS is ALSO a shell.
User avatar #326 to #322 - JoshBauer (12/16/2012) [-]
..for some reason I thought you were replying to a comment about a rifle.
#114 to #64 - stardustdragonlord (12/15/2012) [-]
>Fill with water
>Shoot
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User avatar #68 to #64 - backupclover (12/15/2012) [-]
Yeah but what about jamming and cleaning?
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#18 to #4 - frostbitezt (12/15/2012) [-]
Holy crap there are funnyjunkers in Svalbard?!
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#106 to #29 - hanekugkam (12/15/2012) [-]
what language do they speak there? I know its part of Norway, but I would still find it strange if everybody speaks norwegian. that might be because I dont know enything about Svalbard and I think that everyone there is "samer" and they play with bears all day. I am proberly wrong...
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#119 to #110 - hanekugkam (12/15/2012) [-]
spanish and thai!? that so weird. i mean, the only spanish people i know where shorts and ride mopeds! :P or you from norway? if not, can you speak norwegian?
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#9 to #4 - drakarri (12/15/2012) [-]
Svalbard, sounds like a ******* badass place.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - drakarri (12/15/2012) [-]
Badass.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - drakarri (12/15/2012) [-]
I'm not sure I'm ok with a midnight sun, I like to sleep in the dark, polar bears are totally awesome, and I still can't get over the name "Svalbard" sounds heroic as **** .
#6 to #4 - wolfxrider ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
>YFW
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#200 to #170 - gravyseal (12/15/2012) [-]
Oh and this.
#199 to #170 - gravyseal (12/15/2012) [-]
Have this.
#38 - thechosentroll (12/15/2012) [-]
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Why do you think it's the most widely used gun in the world? You could teach a 10-yearold how to assemble, reload and fire it in half an hour.
#72 to #38 - unoletmehavename (12/15/2012) [-]
In Ex-yugoslavia schools had one day where they took children to the firing range to fire disasemble and assemble guns
User avatar #95 to #38 - thepineapple (12/15/2012) [-]
And also because the design was never patented.
Leaving poor ol' M.T.K. poor to this day, famous though (but has no value in Mother Land).


"My work is my life, and my life is my work. I invented this assault rifle to defend my country. Today, I am proud that it has become for many synonymous with liberty."
#52 to #38 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Back in soviet russia actually, they started training kids in schools under a program called "Pioneers". My dad learned how to disassemble and clean an AK47 in the 1st grade
User avatar #53 to #52 - thechosentroll (12/15/2012) [-]
So did mine and my country was never even part of the USSR.
#14 - envinite ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
meanwhile at /k/
meanwhile at /k/
User avatar #42 to #14 - righteoussuicide (12/15/2012) [-]
Actually, this is from one of the drawfags at /k/.
#273 - moustachefingers (12/15/2012) [-]
Rubber-band gun MASTER RACE.
Rubber-band gun MASTER RACE.
User avatar #317 to #273 - shmedly (12/16/2012) [-]
where does one procure such a fine weapon as this?!?!
User avatar #203 - ryukyukids (12/15/2012) [-]
Yeah but how do I pull the trigger?
User avatar #234 to #203 - thedarkestrogue (12/15/2012) [-]
with your dick.
#146 - stiffbeefyone (12/15/2012) [-]
How I reload....
User avatar #153 to #147 - kinglobster (12/15/2012) [-]
"kp_ins"
dont touch me you filthy right handed person
User avatar #155 to #153 - snakefire (12/15/2012) [-]
but im left handed
User avatar #1 - sepheroth (12/15/2012) [-]
I'm an expert? Thanks Friend!
#8 - millenia (12/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, our service rifle (RK-62) is based on the AK-47 design; it was immensely simple and reliable to operate. Didn't get a single jam during my service nor saw anyone else get one.
User avatar #24 to #8 - karvarausku (12/15/2012) [-]
I had few jams... put not with real bullets, with practise bullets.
#25 to #8 - computor (12/15/2012) [-]
Look how beautiful it is!
User avatar #46 to #25 - millenia (12/15/2012) [-]
I wish Panssariprikaati would have had RK95s instead of crummy old 62s ;___;
#16 to #8 - techketzer (12/15/2012) [-]
Mine (AUG A1) performed just as admirably, though at times was a bit a fumble.
And some faggot decided it would be cool to screw with my scope and bring it out of zero by ~half a mile, that sucked, too.

Meh, most of the time I just lugged it around anyway, so what the hell.
#37 to #16 - usarrr (12/15/2012) [-]
Austrian mate?
User avatar #47 to #37 - techketzer (12/15/2012) [-]
Hell yeah.
#71 to #16 - firesky (12/15/2012) [-]
Einer der mit mir eingerückt ist hat eine bekommen die beim Repetieren sofort geschossen hat. Und er hat keine andere bekommen.

Das Scharfschießen mit ihm war... interessant ^^
User avatar #299 to #71 - techketzer (12/15/2012) [-]
Hahaha, das is hoffentlich net erst mit der scharfen aufgefallen.

Ich erinner mich grade, bei meiner war anfangs die Sicherung hin; wenn du n wenig fester am Abzug gezogen hast hat se trotzdem geschossen.
Baujahr 1983, wenn ich mich richtig erinner, das elende Scheißding.
#333 to #299 - firesky (12/16/2012) [-]
Nein, zum Glück beim ersten Üben mit K-Mun. Beim Scharfschießen wars halt blöd für ihn weil auf die 300m der erste Schuss immer daneben gegangen ist. Auf die kurze Distanz wurde bei ihm dann zur Sicherheit der Ausbildner verzichtet ^^

Meine war ein wenig neuer aus dem 94er Jahr, dafür hab ich Verbandszeug von 87 ausgefasst. Das musste ich dann in Allentsteig verwenden und hab dann sogar eines von 84 bekommen. Und beim Abrüsten wieder zurückgeben xD
User avatar #334 to #333 - techketzer (12/16/2012) [-]
Allentsteig. Der hässlichste Fleck Erde in ganz Österreich.
Bei unserem Wachrundgang im Camp hat der eine Verrückte glatt mal durchgeladen.
Sein Partner, net faul, schlauft aus seinem Waffengurt aus und knallt ihm den Lauf quer übers Maul.
Gebrochene Nase und geilen roten Streifen übers ganze Gesicht, Wachtmeister meint "Hättest ihn ja net gleich hauen brauchen."

Hahaha, '84, das ist ja fast schon antik. x)
#335 to #334 - firesky (12/16/2012) [-]
Das neueste das in der ganzen Kompanie im Umlauf war war von 98 ^^

Das war vor ca. einem Jahr
#132 - tbrendan (12/15/2012) [-]
The instructions were not clear enough, I got my dick stuck in a fan.
User avatar #92 - Lambda (12/15/2012) [-]
The instructions weren't clear enough, I got my dick caught in the barrel.
User avatar #117 to #92 - tombombadil (12/15/2012) [-]
You left the anal lube out of your gun cleaning kit, didn't you?
#50 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
until the guy that picks up ur AK after he shot u notices it's still on 'safe'
#173 - giustobuffo (12/15/2012) [-]
He, OP! Your instructions weren't cle... I mean, I got my dick stuck in the... Damn, it looks like almost EVERY PERSON ON HERE beat me to it.
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