"Laws". God I hope this isn't true. In Germany it is not illegal to try to escape from prison because it' s basic human instinct to be free-
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God I hope this isn't true

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In Germany it is not illegal to try to escape
from prison because it' s basic human
instinct to be free-
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Submitted: 09/17/2013
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User avatar #93 - quasimbo (09/17/2013) [+] (14 replies)
Really ?...I should know, I live here :/
User avatar #133 to #95 - reginleif ONLINE (09/17/2013) [-]
No you can't have Poland back.

#83 - germanstodamaxja (09/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
back in the day the laws were a bit more serious...
User avatar #27 - metalmind (09/17/2013) [+] (88 replies)
So what?
We do have worker rights guaranteed in our constitution, and have amazing welfare benefits you couldn't even dream of.
And we have a stable economy, and about 1/6th of your muder rate, and less than 1/16th of your gun murder rate, even though here the right to own guns is guaranteed by the constitution. (We just regulate guns strictly)
Here we also have over 3.000.000 small buissinesses, beside the large ones instead of many mega cooporations.
And we are not such a backward society as the USA.
#9 - helmeroc (09/17/2013) [-]
As long as you escape without doing something illegal, you won't get an additional conviction for the escaping and authorities will try to find you and put you back in jail to serve the rest of your sentence. In most cases however, it is impossible to escape prison without harming people or property.
#209 - siggythepiggy (09/17/2013) [-]
Oh god, all those watermarks!
Oh god, all those watermarks!
User avatar #201 - nazimegazord ONLINE (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It is not that it is legal to escapae from prison. If you escape they will still hunt you down, but with no extra charges.
#16 - zlojeb (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
In Germany, need for water is not a human right anymore. ******* are preparing for WW3. Over water!
User avatar #211 - szymonf (09/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
It's not that illogical if you think about it.
User avatar #224 to #211 - udei (09/17/2013) [-]
either way.. what are they gonna do- put you in prison?
#350 - HEADSHOTyou (09/18/2013) [-]
That awkward moment when the guards forget your rights.
That awkward moment when the guards forget your rights.
User avatar #198 - sneleoparden (09/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
In Denmark they had to lower the security of a prison because it was too hard to escape from
#161 - cotterj (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
NOW they tell me....
User avatar #288 - warlockrichard (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it's also a basic human instinct to **** everything but I'm pretty sure rape is still illegal most places you go
User avatar #317 to #288 - rangerofthesea (09/18/2013) [-]
key word is "most"
User avatar #80 - Loppytaffy (09/17/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Roofies and prostitution are also legal.
And the age of consent is 16 (or 15, i don't remember)
And the age to drink is 16.
Just, just go live in Germany.
Rich history, rich culture, ladies have hella nice boobs, everyone's drunk, borderline legally high...
#14 - crzylion (09/17/2013) [+] (2 replies)
same thing in belgium

cant punish a man for doing what is human instinct

however they cant hurt anyone in the process of trying to break free, that is punishable though
#278 - Classic (09/17/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#188 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/17/2013) [+] (21 replies)
They shouldn't have broken the law then and wound up in prison if they wanted to be free. **** all prisoners. They're horrible disgraces for humans. They're terrible people and deserve to die a painful death. I don't give a damn about their childhood, that's stupid as hell. All I hear are excuses. I believe in self responsibility, taking responsibility for your own actions and not blaming them on anyone/anything else. Especially those in death row. It's complete ******** that they even get a last meal, especially one so extravagant. Every one of them did horrible crimes whether it be rape, murder, or what ever. We should not give them a delicious meal, they should have to suffer. Eat barely anything, they don't deserve to be rewarded with such delicious foods of their choosing. Give them the bare minimum and kill them. **** them, they didn't care about their victims so we shouldn't care about them. They're disgusting excuses for human beings. Just completely despicable.
#185 - kristovsky (09/17/2013) [-]
America, you have been out-freedomed.
#184 - infinitereaper (09/17/2013) [-]
Well it's true
User avatar #160 - dongmongler (09/17/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What if you actually escape?
User avatar #166 to #160 - brokenfirefly (09/17/2013) [-]
I'm sure they go out to catch you and bring you back. I think this means you don't get into any extra trouble for it.
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