to the frontpage!. he came with an aura of death, the reign of the black cat proved to be painful and miserable for us humans. after he sailed into our lands, b
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he came with an aura of death, the reign of the black cat proved to be painful and miserable for us humans. after he sailed into our lands, burned down our crops, raped and murdered half our population and beheaded our leaders he took the thrones for himself. it was better for a very short while, he didn't do us much right after he had won, that was when he gathered up information and prepared rules and such for his new empire, it was calm and peaceful, half the people on earth was dead so life got a lot simple and all the world problems were gone. that was until he he had sorted out his stuff and started ruling for real. he forced us into slavery. every mam, woman and child. rebellions started, no one wanted to live like this, but none could withstand his iron paw and the rebellions were soon crushed and people were severely punished.
exactly how he managed to conquer the world is a mystery, it was said that he used dark magic to bend the will of the weak in his favor. with just one gaze at his greatness you'd be under his spell and he'd do whatever he wanted with you. they said his fleet was larger than anything ever seen on earth before, and his army of cats were quicker, more dangerous and overall better than any army us humans could rise.
we humans are too weak, our time is at an end, as soon as the last of us left die in slavery the reign of the black cat will rile higher than ever before and he will move on to a bigger price than us filthy humans

his eyes is set on conquering the frontpage...

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#11 - bakinboy (06/30/2014) [+] (9 replies)
more kittens!
more kittens!
#2 - Sworley (06/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
i unfortunately always thumb cat gifs
i unfortunately always thumb cat gifs
#7 - biebergotswag (06/30/2014) [+] (8 replies)
no, i thumbed down. these cat thumbwhoring 						****					 is absolute cancer.
no, i thumbed down. these cat thumbwhoring **** is absolute cancer.
User avatar #9 to #7 - puffyclouds ONLINE (06/30/2014) [-]
i know
it's really easy to thumbwhore without any effort
that's why i put some effort into writing the description
#18 - solamew (06/30/2014) [+] (5 replies)
The world needs more cat threads
The world needs more cat threads
#4 - mrsnowballs (06/30/2014) [-]
cats are awesome
cats are awesome
#49 - antoniospaghettio (07/01/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Does anyone has this picture of a sad looking cat, being flipped off? You know the one I'm talking about thx.

Need it because of reasons.
#48 - goseikiba (07/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Not even dogs can get in its way.
Not even dogs can get in its way.
#41 - iluvscuba (07/01/2014) [-]
That description though
#53 - sailorarctic (07/01/2014) [-]
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#17 - xgreenmaidenx (06/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Best description I've seen in a while.


<-Picture somewhat related. It's the powerful wizard dog who will free the humans from the black cats reign.
User avatar #60 - givememoarpony (07/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
someone make this a deal with it gif

inb4 nahidontreallyfeellikeit.jpg.wav.tiff.iso.docx.mkv.pages.txt.vbs.A
#62 to #60 - boblywop ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
I didn't make this, I found it a few days ago
I didn't make this, I found it a few days ago
#33 - lboardcruise (07/01/2014) [-]
I don't even know.
#70 - harbingerwolf ONLINE (07/01/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Im picking my kitten up in under 7 hours, all these gifs isnt making the wait any easier...
Im picking my kitten up in under 7 hours, all these gifs isnt making the wait any easier...
#73 to #70 - altari ONLINE (07/01/2014) [-]
In soviet Russia, kitten picks up you.
In soviet Russia, kitten picks up you.
#14 - finalequinox (06/30/2014) [-]
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#59 - dachief (07/01/2014) [-]
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#54 - herosoldier (07/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #46 - sociocat (07/01/2014) [-]
im ahsamed...
i have been beaten to the finishline
im must now commit catdoku
#27 - sayasukasboy (07/01/2014) [+] (7 replies)
He was distracted by kitty
He was distracted by kitty
#1 - timewasters (06/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
there seriously needs to be a cull on cats, i think governments should put bounties on them and a reward for gutting them and showing evidence to local councils, i sound like a crazy ass arab being this uncultured (arabs are the most uncultured nation in the world) but seriously they bring nothing to our lives and endanger the bird population, i always kick cats when i see them, MFW people pull me up for kicking cats and i pretend to give a 						****
there seriously needs to be a cull on cats, i think governments should put bounties on them and a reward for gutting them and showing evidence to local councils, i sound like a crazy ass arab being this uncultured (arabs are the most uncultured nation in the world) but seriously they bring nothing to our lives and endanger the bird population, i always kick cats when i see them, MFW people pull me up for kicking cats and i pretend to give a ****
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