The Chosen One. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "The Chosen One" here. www.facebook.com
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The Chosen One

The Chosen One. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "The Chosen One" here. www.facebook.com

This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "The Chosen One" here.
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#3 - waffies (02/01/2013) [-]
#54 to #3 - joshuajoshua (02/01/2013) [-]
mfw my username
mfw my username
User avatar #9 to #3 - rimial (02/01/2013) [-]
I'm sure everyJosh has been sent this pic.
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#53 to #1 - crawlingninjabear **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#50 - iamchicken ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
Smokey's FW forest fire. (2 minutes in paint)
#7 - pyra (02/01/2013) [-]
#77 to #7 - EKcEntRIC (02/01/2013) [-]
...this literally blew my ******* mind
User avatar #82 to #7 - walkedintomordor (02/02/2013) [-]
god, that was horrible. I never hated living so close to the mountains.
#19 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
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#29 - crazyolitis (02/01/2013) [-]
Why were you watching TV? Why not working for the glory of the glorious Motherland?
#5 - miscarriage (02/01/2013) [-]
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I googled "funny smokey the bear"

And there was a picture of a girl's butt that had a smokey the bear tattoo..

People get passionate about forest fires/smokey the bear I guess.
User avatar #55 to #5 - allecarte (02/01/2013) [-]
i googled it too, and there is a surprising amount of cleavage
#51 - rambearclaw (02/01/2013) [-]
Only who can prevent forest fires? You have selected “you”, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.
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User avatar #36 to #35 - kingarturi ONLINE (02/01/2013) [-]
lol that josh thing started on Taste of awesome.
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#2 - zanekin (02/01/2013) [-]
Smokey i don't know how you expected me to stop this guy...
Smokey i don't know how you expected me to stop this guy...
User avatar #14 to #2 - awesomestpossum (02/01/2013) [-]
who's charizard tea-bagging?
#56 - alucord (02/01/2013) [-]
...can help me bury the body!
#43 - scotchxblock (02/01/2013) [-]
I honestly remember being a kid and thinking...

"Why is it up to me? Don't fire fighters get payed to do that **** ?"
#89 - Jamjars (02/02/2013) [-]
MFW there was a forest fire
MFW there was a forest fire
#88 - devildogchild (02/02/2013) [-]
Reminded me of this.
#90 to #88 - tredbear (02/02/2013) [-]
I CAN'T ******* WAIT FOR FALLOUT 4!!!
#97 to #90 - devildogchild (02/02/2013) [-]
YOU AND ME BOTH!!!
#21 - glenbluez (02/01/2013) [-]
**glenbluez rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at I understand now **
User avatar #23 to #21 - ludislavonac (02/01/2013) [-]
Relevant, in F3 Three Dog says "Only you can prevent flesh fires"
User avatar #92 to #23 - sebthebrony (02/02/2013) [-]
Don't feed the Yaoguai! That is all
#24 - jomeara (02/01/2013) [-]
**jomeara rolled a random image posted in comment #214204 at Pokemon **
<- Only he can stop forest fires.
User avatar #48 to #24 - angelmatvey (02/01/2013) [-]
I love Kabutops...
#26 to #24 - youngchief (02/01/2013) [-]
That could work, he is a water type after all
User avatar #44 to #26 - fluffyz (02/01/2013) [-]
Not just Water, but Water/Rock, so he could work a bit more effectively against both of Charizard's weaknesses.
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