Flying Car. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, "Laser Squirrel" here. www.facebook.com/Fre technology Cars
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#13 - smokedmeatlog
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(01/30/2013) [-]
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Pretty coincidental how this was the next post.
#17 to #13 - dbBlues
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(01/30/2013) [-]
I came back to post the same thing.
I came back to post the same thing.
#45 - yourlifeisalie
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(01/30/2013) [-]
**yourlifeisalie rolls 88**
**yourlifeisalie rolls 88**
#93 to #45 - anon
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(01/31/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolls 299**
I believe!
#83 to #45 - doyouevenupload
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**doyouevenupload rolls 83**
#48 - colourandshape
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This is my exact argument for why I don't want flying cars.  But all my friends think i have no imagination.  Imagine hitting someone in mid air and your car goes poop a mile in the air. You're pretty much ******.  Plus what would be the advantage of flying cars?
This is my exact argument for why I don't want flying cars. But all my friends think i have no imagination. Imagine hitting someone in mid air and your car goes poop a mile in the air. You're pretty much ******. Plus what would be the advantage of flying cars?
#50 to #48 - anon
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Since you can't go over or under other cars on the same road as you, current driving is basically a 2D activity. Adding an entire dimension to your maneuverability makes me feel as though it would be EXCEEDING difficult to crash into someone unless you were in a high-traffic area like a landing strip.
#72 to #50 - CrashingSea
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(01/30/2013) [-]
See... that's the issue, it's not when you're alone or isolated when you have the problems but when you get around other people, even in the 2d plane.
#86 to #48 - anon
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(01/31/2013) [-]
at the end of the day if flying cars were to become a reality, they wouldnt be introduced to the public until the appropriate safety devices were invented and installed. This is a pretty obvious potential problem that will be dealt with by the engineers when the time comes.
#79 to #48 - decoyoctopus
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See, that's what i have trouble understanding...why trust a car with your life and not an anti-gravity ship or "flying car" of some kind...i mean if your car's engine malfunctions on a busy road or highway somewhere...your as good as dead anyway..in most cases...and as the saying goes you take risks every day once you step foot outside your house...so what it boils down to is, why trust one drug and not the other?
#90 to #48 - TastyBurger
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I'd imagine the kind of car that comes with flying abilities comes with some kind of safeguard for that ****. They wouldn't just strap jets onto a car and market that **** to the public. They'd think of every ******* possibility before they started selling them. Maybe some kind of back up generator that uses turbo thrusters to use downward force to slowly, gently bring you back to land. Or some kind of auxiliary parachute.


People aren't as stupid as you might think. That's why there are "working" jet-packs, but none that they'd start selling anytime soon until they figure some more **** like fuel efficiency and safety.
#61 to #48 - batwill **User deleted account**
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Because where we're going we don't need roads.
Because where we're going we don't need roads.
#70 to #61 - neokun
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(01/30/2013) [-]
DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNDUN DUUUN
#74 to #70 - darthblam ONLINE
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#7 - crazyolitis
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Just remember to have a roof. You never know with the skyscrapers.
Just remember to have a roof. You never know with the skyscrapers.
#56 to #7 - nigalthornberry
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#57 to #56 - crazyolitis
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Yes. It is.
Yes. It is.
#12 to #7 - theugandanhero
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#14 to #7 - romanbowlingco
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#15 to #14 - crazyolitis
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Maybe this'll help.
#16 to #15 - romanbowlingco
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Ah, yes, it quite would, thank you.
Take this in return.
#73 - darthblam ONLINE
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Might need to replace airbags with parachute compartments.
#68 - mycatislookingatme
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(01/30/2013) [-]
You don't need to make a channel to yourself goddomot.

That's just obnoxious.
#76 to #68 - darthblam ONLINE
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Too many ********* do it on this site... channels should be completely removed in my opinion. They are nothing but a means for thumbwhoring now.
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#3 - pyra
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#2 - sinthoras
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(01/30/2013) [-]
Jep
#85 - pizzamenz
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(01/30/2013) [-]
if we all had commercial flying cars.

They would be called airplanes
#36 - kodex
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(01/30/2013) [-]
But...