1st Amendment. This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, Chik Fil A, here. www.facebook.com/FreedComedy?sk=
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1st Amendment

This is a quote from one of my stand up comedy performances. You can listen to the entire bit, Chik Fil A, here.
www.facebook.com/FreedComedy?sk=app_2405167945

The First Amendment
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Submitted: 01/25/2013
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#2 - willysbilly (01/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
This argument was very effective for when white people were beating the shit out of Civil Rights protesters.
This argument was very effective for when white people were beating the shit out of Civil Rights protesters.
#54 - mrtredbear (01/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#17 - felixjarl ONLINE (01/25/2013) [+] (7 replies)
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#64 - envinite (01/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
mfw FJ is now full with WBC, gun control, gay rights and other American post that is only support on one side and not even funny.
mfw FJ is now full with WBC, gun control, gay rights and other American post that is only support on one side and not even funny.
#4 - aconfuseddonut (01/25/2013) [-]
I hate WBC just as much as the next rational person. But hey, at least they know the difference between "you're" and "your"
#33 - imabser (01/25/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I thought we were done with this fad or whatever you wanna call it.  WBC are assholes just like a lot of other people get over it.  Hitler did nothing wrong.
I thought we were done with this fad or whatever you wanna call it. WBC are assholes just like a lot of other people get over it. Hitler did nothing wrong.
User avatar #9 - mookiez (01/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I'm christian and I hate the wbc.
User avatar #10 to #9 - hereforthefaps (01/25/2013) [-]
Congratulations, you're just like everybody except the wbc.
#87 - snakefire (01/25/2013) [-]
JESUS HATES FIGS
#51 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i realize its a joke, but just for the record, our rights are there to protect the minorities from the majority, because often the minority is who is right. That is not to say i believe the WBC is in the right, just that our personal disagreement doesnt mean we should be destroying them. The entire concept is to be accpeting of all ideas, regardless of how much we hate them, not to simply destroy any belief society doesnt approve of with violence. If that is how we all feel there may as well not be the first amendment at all.
#79 - thebestofmurder (01/25/2013) [-]
"Social Repercussions"
#96 - butiloveu (01/25/2013) [-]
-Too many foreign words   
-Too bad English to understand   
-Can't compute anymore
-Too many foreign words
-Too bad English to understand
-Can't compute anymore
#24 - jamath (01/25/2013) [-]
MFW WBC
MFW WBC
+9
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#98 - BEERCANN (01/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
#93 - phonerstonerboner (01/25/2013) [-]
Unless it's funny, keep politics and religion on their respective boards. After a long day of bickering with fools in person, last thing I wanna do is bicker with fools on the internet.

Also, the relevance of the attached picture has little value.
#30 - anonymous (01/25/2013) [+] (9 replies)
whatever nonbelievers doing good deeds, they are surely going to hell, because they have no faith. The first requirement to go the heaven is faith. You fail that, you aint allowed to be inside. It just like a ticket.
User avatar #68 to #30 - megatrollinator (01/25/2013) [-]
Asgard is a better afterlife.
You're allowed in if you're a good person, regardless of faith.
Also, if you're a just person that died a warriors death, you're allowed a seat in the halls of Valhalla, where you eat until you can't any longer, then fight until you can't.
If you die in battle in Asgard, you return to Valhalla's Banquet Hall.
#128 - mexicanfood (01/25/2013) [-]
Then they can sue you for hate crimes, assault, impeding their freedom of speech, or all of the above and make you shit poor because of legal fee's.

#42 - superchingles (01/25/2013) [-]
I get my asshole checked with a prostate exam.
User avatar #59 - dapape (01/25/2013) [-]
I wouldn't open with it.
#80 - huehuehueone (01/25/2013) [-]
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