My love life. it makes the sad go away. Q Roses are red ed""'' ', v violets are blue BOSE Than tor [WI]. Roses are gay Violets are gayer Pass me that vodka and put on some SLAYYERRRRR! no tags today
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My love life

My love life. it makes the sad go away. Q Roses are red ed""'' ', v violets are blue BOSE Than tor [WI]. Roses are gay Violets are gayer Pass me that vodka and put on some SLAYYERRRRR!

it makes the sad go away

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ed""'' ', v violets are blue
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User avatar #65 - fieryphoenix (09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We're having sex
Cuz I'm bigger than you.
User avatar #66 to #65 - fieryphoenix (09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van

Probably my favourite.
User avatar #71 to #66 - novabird ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
violets are twisted
bend over honey
you're about to get fisted!
User avatar #72 to #71 - novabird ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
bend over now
rape train for you!
User avatar #74 to #72 - novabird ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
the waffles are blue
go see a doctor
your crotch smells PU!
User avatar #88 to #74 - meestaa (09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are red n **** .
User avatar #89 to #88 - novabird ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
exactly!
User avatar #93 to #74 - hassanane ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog
Woof
User avatar #94 to #93 - novabird ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
violets are red
the trees are red
holy **** my gardens on fire!
#87 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #64 - redflame (09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't yell for help
Cuz they can't unrape you
#44 - rachaelalana (09/26/2012) [-]
Bitch, please.
#112 - eburn (09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are red,    
Violets are blue,   
I don't know what color your tits are, so you should show me so I can finish this goddamn poem.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't know what color your tits are, so you should show me so I can finish this goddamn poem.
#55 - helion (09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
i hate rhyming
**** you
User avatar #40 - eightminutes (09/26/2012) [-]
if vodka was water and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up but vodkas not water and im not a duck so pass the bottle and shut the **** up
User avatar #45 to #40 - mrmuffins (09/26/2012) [-]
saw that a while ago on FJ
User avatar #51 to #45 - eightminutes (09/26/2012) [-]
in picture form? because this is from dievient art its nikolis poem
User avatar #117 to #51 - mrmuffins (09/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, picture form. Thanks for telling me whats its called

#50 - jammasterj (09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
Pass me that vodka and put on some SLAYYERRRRR!

#109 - roarflmao (09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are red
The normandy's grey
Report back to the ship
We'll bang okay?
User avatar #43 to #42 - richardastley (09/26/2012) [-]
A while ago I had sex with a chubby friend of mine. I have a girlfriend now, but my friend lost some weight and is way hotter now. I often wonder if she'd do it again for my appreciation for her chubbier self...
User avatar #35 - heartlessrobot (09/26/2012) [-]
Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy booze and hookers, and that's pretty much the same thing.
#91 - shootforbrains (09/26/2012) [-]
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
i code HTML
and C++ too
User avatar #103 to #91 - xenoquack (09/26/2012) [-]
Isn't that CSS?
#33 - hindukush (09/26/2012) [-]
found out today the girl i love is about to go out with this douchebag i hate   
   
so many relevant feels :(
found out today the girl i love is about to go out with this douchebag i hate

so many relevant feels :(
#75 to #33 - sprangzor ONLINE (09/26/2012) [-]
Oh do I know that feel.
User avatar #115 to #33 - deadrifler (09/26/2012) [-]
Then quit being beta about the whole thing. If you don't want to be all, hells-bells creepy about the situation, find a scenario, something she enjoys and invite her to go out and do it with you. Can be something as simple as bowling, hell even just hanging out. The "friend zone" situation is a bull **** scenario people use for others that are honestly not interested in them.

Staying on the side-lines is where you get ****** over, REPEATEDLY. So come on out of the kiddy pool and don't be afraid to take a plunge. She may turn you down, or accept. Down the road you may work up the confidence, or familiarity to be able to ask her out on what would be called a true date. Worst case scenario is she shoots you down, and then BAM better off then moping around about it thinking what if. But hey, maybe she says yes, maybe you two become the happy hallmark couple, who knows?
#118 to #115 - hindukush (09/26/2012) [-]
lol i'm afraid its not quite that simple....im a lesbian and she's straight
lol i'm afraid its not quite that simple....im a lesbian and she's straight
User avatar #119 to #118 - deadrifler (09/27/2012) [-]
Ahh, yeah that does throw a wrench in the gears.
User avatar #92 - zedfourhundred (09/26/2012) [-]
roses are read
oh look there's a boar
i've slipped you a ruphy
your ass is gunna be sore
User avatar #86 - anunamoose (09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are straight
Violets are twisted
Bend over, love
You're about to be fisted.
#84 - varric (09/26/2012) [-]
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I went funny junk today
And saw this repost too
#41 - charasmaticjdub (09/26/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#32 - theguywithnopants (09/26/2012) [-]
Saw this last year around valentines.
#58 to #32 - trevanman (09/26/2012) [-]
I guess it was also posted this year...
#73 - beastern (09/26/2012) [-]
roses are grey
violets are grey
I'm a dog
woof
#78 to #73 - beastern (09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
I've got a gun
get in the van
#79 to #78 - beastern (09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
i've got ocd-ed
this line rhymes too
#82 to #79 - partieshard (09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
different tags
reposters a fag
#28 - rodiganschmidt (09/26/2012) [-]
some oranges are red
some violets are blue
skin colour doenst matter
but seriously, **** the jews
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