My love life. it makes the sad go away. Q Roses are red ed""'' ', v violets are blue BOSE Than tor [WI]. Roses are gay Violets are gayer Pass me that vodka and put on some SLAYYERRRRR! no tags today
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#50 - jammasterj
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are gay
Violets are gayer
Pass me that vodka and put on some SLAYYERRRRR!

#1 - codyxvasco
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(09/25/2012) [-]
well....at least you have friends.
#2 to #1 - lonemercenary **User deleted account**
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#24 to #2 - djboegenheimer
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Meat shields.
#3 to #2 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Bros that you go around doing stupid stuff with, hang out with, laugh with, piss on random objects in nature with, and bro-hug with.

Things I can only pray to one night have a dream about.
#4 to #3 - lonemercenary **User deleted account**
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#5 to #4 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
NEITHER DO I.
#6 to #5 - lonemercenary **User deleted account**
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#7 to #6 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
you can't tacklehug a fake internet friend, no matter how much we love eachother.
#8 to #7 - lonemercenary **User deleted account**
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#9 to #8 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Do you think I know half of them?

just stop!

I'm more pathetic than you!!!!
#11 to #9 - anon
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(09/26/2012) [-]
this is the most beta thread i've ever seen...
#13 to #11 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
says the anon.

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#12 to #10 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
I sit in my room every night listening to "This day Aria in G Major" while on my laptop trying to make a friend on Omegle who will suddenly act like we've been best bros forever so I can get the experience of texting with your life long friend, even though I smile, tears don't stop streaming down my face.
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#15 to #14 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
I win!
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#17 to #16 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
**codyxvasco rolls 87**

Just trying to make the best of of a depressingly depressing situation of depression.
#18 to #17 - lonemercenary **User deleted account**
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#19 to #18 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Massachusetts
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#21 to #20 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Lonely people looking for other bros don't live near eachother, never.
#29 to #21 - needsumcake
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(09/26/2012) [-]
You guys should go to the bar of something... or if youre in college just show up to parties. Drinking makes it quite easy to befriend people
#38 to #29 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
16, neither apply to me
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#26 to #22 - itchnoo
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(09/26/2012) [-]
You two are adorable :c I just want to befriend you..
#31 to #22 - schitzopsycho
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(09/26/2012) [-]
lol wow, I kinda feel bad for you guys.. but not really, dont be so damn awkward an go talk to people
#25 to #22 - seniorpokeman
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Why not try to meet each other at some sort of event or something? Like comicon or some ****.
#23 to #22 - codyxvasco
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(09/26/2012) [-]
I can just sit here in my bed hugging my laptop pretending it's a friend I just tacklehugged and we're just rolling around like snuggly idiots. Because he's my friend, we're always together, we're so similar too.
:D

:D

:'D

:')

:'(

D':
#65 - fieryphoenix
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
We're having sex
Cuz I'm bigger than you.
#66 to #65 - fieryphoenix
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van

Probably my favourite.
#71 to #66 - novabird ONLINE
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(09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
violets are twisted
bend over honey
you're about to get fisted!
#72 to #71 - novabird ONLINE
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(09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
violets are blue
bend over now
rape train for you!
#74 to #72 - novabird ONLINE
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(09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
the waffles are blue
go see a doctor
your crotch smells PU!
#88 to #74 - meestaa
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are red n ****.
#89 to #88 - novabird ONLINE
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(09/26/2012) [-]
exactly!
#93 to #74 - hassanane
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog
Woof
#94 to #93 - novabird ONLINE
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(09/26/2012) [-]
roses are red
violets are red
the trees are red
holy **** my gardens on fire!
#87 - grimmwaters ONLINE
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(09/26/2012) [-]
#64 - redflame
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't yell for help
Cuz they can't unrape you
#44 - rachaelalana
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Bitch, please.
#112 - eburn
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Roses are red,    
Violets are blue,   
I don't know what color your tits are, so you should show me so I can finish this goddamn poem.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I don't know what color your tits are, so you should show me so I can finish this goddamn poem.
#91 - shootforbrains
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(09/26/2012) [-]
roses are #FF0000
violets are #0000FF
i code HTML
and C++ too
#103 to #91 - xenoquack
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Isn't that CSS?
#106 to #103 - shootforbrains
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(09/26/2012) [-]
C++
#40 - eightminutes
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(09/26/2012) [-]
if vodka was water and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up but vodkas not water and im not a duck so pass the bottle and shut the **** up
#45 to #40 - mrmuffins
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(09/26/2012) [-]
saw that a while ago on FJ
#51 to #45 - eightminutes
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(09/26/2012) [-]
in picture form? because this is from dievient art its nikolis poem
#117 to #51 - mrmuffins
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Yeah, picture form. Thanks for telling me whats its called

#33 - hindukush
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(09/26/2012) [-]
found out today the girl i love is about to go out with this douchebag i hate   
   
so many relevant feels :(
found out today the girl i love is about to go out with this douchebag i hate

so many relevant feels :(
#75 to #33 - sprangzor ONLINE
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Oh do I know that feel.
#115 to #33 - deadrifler
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(09/26/2012) [-]
Then quit being beta about the whole thing. If you don't want to be all, hells-bells creepy about the situation, find a scenario, something she enjoys and invite her to go out and do it with you. Can be something as simple as bowling, hell even just hanging out. The "friend zone" situation is a bull **** scenario people use for others that are honestly not interested in them.

Staying on the side-lines is where you get ****** over, REPEATEDLY. So come on out of the kiddy pool and don't be afraid to take a plunge. She may turn you down, or accept. Down the road you may work up the confidence, or familiarity to be able to ask her out on what would be called a true date. Worst case scenario is she shoots you down, and then BAM better off then moping around about it thinking what if. But hey, maybe she says yes, maybe you two become the happy hallmark couple, who knows?
#118 to #115 - hindukush
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(09/26/2012) [-]
lol i'm afraid its not quite that simple....im a lesbian and she's straight
lol i'm afraid its not quite that simple....im a lesbian and she's straight
#119 to #118 - deadrifler
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(09/27/2012) [-]
Ahh, yeah that does throw a wrench in the gears.