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#126 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
the fact that you're playing against Arsenal, makes it so much better !

GLORY GLORY TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS !
#123 - walkerjam (05/14/2013) [-]
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#117 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
Who plays Mannone in goal instead of Szczesny anyway
User avatar #127 to #117 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
perhaps he was injured?
#107 - sloot (05/14/2013) [-]
My question to the soccer fans is their weak ass defense that Soccer is great because it is the most popular sport around the world... Especially people on FJ should know that most things that are popular are just terrible... Rihanna is one of the most popular artists of all time, is she good or talented? no... she appeals to the lowest common denominator of music listeners and sells records. The same can be applied to soccer. It is an easy sport with little to no money needed to play, any one can afford to play, and it appeals to the lowest common denominator of people around the world... Soccer isn't the best sport. It is the most accessible sport...

User avatar #129 to #107 - fuzzyballs (05/14/2013) [-]
accessible is good
almost everyone can play it, and almost everyone can enjoy it
all you need is a ball and some junk to form makeshift goals
#130 to #129 - sloot (05/14/2013) [-]
jump roping is also very accessible but people don't defend it to the death... I understand it is nice that anyone can play. im just saying popularity should never be what determines if something is a good sport or "skillful"
User avatar #116 to #107 - chrystof (05/14/2013) [-]
The fact that it's incredibly cheap to play is what makes it the best in the world. Any kid from the poorest family in the world can dream of following his dream to become the best in the world and doing it for a living. It also makes the competition to become a lot harder due to the amount of people all chasing the same dream. The most accessible sport? Yes. Best sport in the world? Let the world decide that
#118 to #116 - sloot (05/14/2013) [-]
As humans we have evolved just about everything in our lives to become more efficient. Any poor person can walk, but if that person had access to a car wouldn't they rather drive to their destination? I'm just saying... many other sports have evolved into more strategic, physically demanding, skillful and more entertaining substitutes to soccer. That is why I don't understand why soccer is the "best" sport around the world.
User avatar #119 to #118 - chrystof (05/14/2013) [-]
So your saying doesn't have any skillful, physical and strategic aspects to it?
#125 to #119 - sloot (05/14/2013) [-]
no, every sport is different. Even golf takes a tremendous amount of skill in it's own way. I am just saying... if you matched up the 5 most athletic players in the NFL (probably corners) and put them head to head against the top 5 soccer players in the world and told them to compete at various sports against each other the NFL players would win hands down. Then add a full contact, high intensity, chess match of a sport to the most equally distributed athletic men in the world (speed, strength, endurance, power, ability to take hits, foot work...ETC) it creates for a much more interesting/ skilled sporting event. Not many countries has the ability to breed monsters like Trent Richardson who is 5'9'' 230 lbs who can bench 475 lbs, squat 600lbs and still run a 40 yard dash in 4.45 seconds...
User avatar #128 to #125 - chrystof (05/14/2013) [-]
But that's because football(soccer as you call it) favors the tall lean players like ronaldo for example of the small technical players. There are plenty of players that could easily deal with the physical aspects of NFL just look at a team like man city who alone have about 4 or 5 players who physically fit the bill for the sport. And you said american football needs endurance? If that's so then why do they stop and have a break every ten seconds?
#132 to #128 - sloot (05/14/2013) [-]
That is how the sport works. Every ten seconds your coach serves a purpose and is playing a chess match with the other coach on the opposite sideline. The team with best plays per game average in the NFL is the Pats who average about 70 plays a game. So the pats coach (Belichick) has to try and call a better play and outsmart the opposing coach 70 times a game... you soccer fans insult American Football without understanding just why there needs to be breaks between plays... Every time progress is stopped both sides of the ball are changing their strategies and formations... on the outside looking in Im sure it just looks like a big huddle and the exact same thing happens every time, that is so far from the truth...
User avatar #133 to #132 - chrystof (05/14/2013) [-]
But that's exactly what managers do in football (soccer) except they have to make the changes during the game and make sure the players are receiving the message. And in no way am I trying to say american football is a bad sport, I do enjoy watching it but there's a reason why only one country plays it...
#134 to #133 - sloot (05/14/2013) [-]
Actually there are currently 8 countries around the world with pro "american" football leagues...
User avatar #135 to #134 - chrystof (05/14/2013) [-]
There are 4 professional football (soccer) leagues in England alone
#136 to #135 - sloot (05/14/2013) [-]
As I said before popularity doesn't mean quality... Ke$a's abortion of a song Tick Tock is one of the most popular, highly purchased singles in history around the world... Does that make that song better than the beatles? i hope you would say no...(Tick Tock also sold more albums than any beatles single ever did). Pretty much "lots of people play soccer" is the only defense you have given me as to why soccer is the best sport in the world. Oh and it is cheap and anyone can play
User avatar #137 to #136 - chrystof (05/14/2013) [-]
You can't compare music sales from the 60s to ones since the internet and MTV has existed as to why the most popular sport in the world isn't the best. And if the best reason you can give me as to why american football is the best is because it's similar to chess, why not just play chess?
User avatar #115 to #107 - huszti (05/14/2013) [-]
i enjoy playing & watching football. why is that a problem?
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#71 - chargrilledawesome (05/14/2013) [-]
I'm English   
I don't like Football (or "Soccer" as you call it)   
I'm an American Football fan (Go Pats)   
At least call it by the name given to it by the people who invented it.   
We could just call American Football "American Rugby", but we don't/   
And before you say Americans invented American Football, it can be traced back to the American Colonial Era. Who colonised America (Or the New World as it was known as)? The British
I'm English
I don't like Football (or "Soccer" as you call it)
I'm an American Football fan (Go Pats)
At least call it by the name given to it by the people who invented it.
We could just call American Football "American Rugby", but we don't/
And before you say Americans invented American Football, it can be traced back to the American Colonial Era. Who colonised America (Or the New World as it was known as)? The British
#139 to #71 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
>American "Football"
>Barely use their feet

>Normal Football
>Only use their feet except for the goalkeeper
#138 to #71 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
*Rugby for girls.
#113 to #71 - justbrandonreally (05/14/2013) [-]
Although I thoroughly enjoy your positive opinion of football,
who the **** told you that only the English colonized America?
Sure the English tried colonizing America initially, but a majority of them died off,
along with many French, and plenty of Spanish too.., then there were African slaves needed, and also the Irish coming over, and eventually it was just a giant mixing pot of
just .. ******* everything..
Like...we have so many ethnicity's of ******* "white people" Polish, Italians, Greeks, ect..that we can't even keep the ethnicity's of them seperate..
I'm literally just a ******* white person over here..
Caucasian..
I don't even care.
Because I get to enjoy freedom to the max.
Have you ever even read such a wordy yank?
User avatar #94 to #71 - schmitty (05/14/2013) [-]
But we do it call it the name given by the people who invented, just the rich people anyway. Soccer stems from "Association Football". The practice of adding the suffix "-er" to the ends of words actually comes from England, Oxford to be specific. So while the poorer classes called it "football" or "footy" the more wealthy classes, I assume to not be associated with the others, called it "assoccer" and eventually the "as" was dropped from the beginning of the word and it became "soccer".
User avatar #100 to #94 - chargrilledawesome (05/14/2013) [-]
Also, Soccer is the uncommon name that came after Football, coined by people who didn't invent it the sport.
User avatar #98 to #94 - chargrilledawesome (05/14/2013) [-]
98% of the time, anyone in Britain who calls it Soccer is a pretentious **** .
User avatar #101 to #98 - schmitty (05/14/2013) [-]
Hence what I meant by "the richer people".
User avatar #90 to #71 - pompladouche (05/14/2013) [-]
I knew you were English by the way you spelled "colonized" lol
User avatar #96 to #90 - chargrilledawesome (05/14/2013) [-]
Colonised*
#88 to #71 - swedishassassin (05/14/2013) [-]
Yea, and they left you to become American. Those brits that made American Football never went back to England. They're in America.   
   
No offense meant.
Yea, and they left you to become American. Those brits that made American Football never went back to England. They're in America.

No offense meant.
User avatar #92 to #88 - littleronan (05/14/2013) [-]
So if i take a can of coke and pour the coke into a carton of orange juice and not pour the coke back into the can, the coke inside the carton is actually oj?
#77 to #71 - titfrowig (05/14/2013) [-]
Nobody gives a **** .
#80 to #77 - chargrilledawesome (05/14/2013) [-]
Fair enough. Here
Fair enough. Here
User avatar #114 to #80 - justbrandonreally (05/14/2013) [-]
That's God damned adorable.
I almost feel sad arguing with you.
ALMOST.
#84 to #80 - summerx (05/14/2013) [-]
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I ******* LOVE CATBUG
#69 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
>EA Sports
#68 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
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#122 to #68 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
Suprise but seckz xDDD
User avatar #38 - likeasalmon (05/14/2013) [-]
The name of the channel is very deceiving it should be called soccer
User avatar #86 to #38 - drainbramage (05/14/2013) [-]
You need to leave.
#35 - goodnewseveryone (05/14/2013) [-]
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#82 to #35 - gersonalvat (05/14/2013) [-]
ARE YOU ******* SORRY?
User avatar #32 - MurphyUK ONLINE (05/14/2013) [-]
I am English and most Americans on here no more about football than I do.
#31 - someponynew (05/14/2013) [-]
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User avatar #85 to #31 - richardastley (05/14/2013) [-]
I feel like EA didn't get a single thing wrong with these animations...
User avatar #23 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Also this would only count during a match.. not during a shoot out.
User avatar #99 to #23 - PedoBearsAcomin (05/14/2013) [-]
Yea it would
User avatar #25 to #23 - morningwoodstock (05/14/2013) [-]
not true, the ball never was technically out of bounds, so that would just count as it going off the post
#24 to #23 - cobanger (05/14/2013) [-]
yes it would, if the ball crosses the line during a shootout after only one touch from the penalty taker then its a goal
User avatar #26 to #24 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
How about the rule with the dead elements? i.e. ball hits post and bar or post and goalkeeper before going in it doesn't count. I'm sure of it
#27 to #26 - cobanger (05/14/2013) [-]
so if the keeper gets a hand to it and it goes in it doesn't count? yep i've seen that happen heaps
User avatar #28 to #27 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
No I mean if the ball bounces back from the inside of the post, hits the goalkeeper on its back and goes in. Shoot outs only
User avatar #34 to #28 - stefanovic (05/14/2013) [-]
actually, it would count... the post doesn't really count as an object

(trust me, I'm a ref)
User avatar #29 to #28 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Just like when a player hits the post during the match he is not allowed to be the first player to hit the ball again
User avatar #39 to #29 - emrakul (05/14/2013) [-]
also not true
User avatar #45 to #39 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh sod it. Law 14 of the FIFA states that the player who puts the ball into play (by taking a penalty) is not allowed to touch the ball before another player hits the ball. Therefore if one takes a penalty and hits the post he is not allowed to touch it again.

However if the penalty hits the goalkeeper it hit another player and therefore he is allowed to score it.

And if you don't believe me look it up (or ask Stefanovic.. he's a ref)
User avatar #47 to #45 - emrakul (05/14/2013) [-]
right, but only in the case of a penalty kick, at basically any other time a rebound off the post is live to all players.
User avatar #48 to #47 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
... please tell me you were aware of the fact we were discussing penalties..
User avatar #50 to #48 - emrakul (05/14/2013) [-]
"just like when a player hits the post during the match he is not allowed to be the first player to hit the ball again"

I was aware, believe me
User avatar #54 to #50 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh well.. guess I could have been more clear about it.
User avatar #55 to #54 - emrakul (05/14/2013) [-]
no problem man
User avatar #22 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Panenka penalties are my speciality in real life
User avatar #42 to #22 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
same here, have you ever had one caught?

worst
feeling
ever
User avatar #43 to #42 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Nope. I just made the sure goalkeepers I did it against had no idea who I was (I look more like a guy who powers them in the topcorner)
User avatar #44 to #43 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
not a bad idea, im no longer the penalty taker for my team, so i havent practiced as much.
User avatar #46 to #44 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Not that I am famous or anything.. but a lot of local clubs around here so there are teams who have classmates or colleagues in their team.
User avatar #49 to #46 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
im quite easy to describe since im one the only gingers in the league
User avatar #51 to #49 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
I did try a robona penalty once during goalkeeping practice on the new kid. Thought I was leftfooted.. too bad I hit the post. Cost me twenty push ups lol
User avatar #52 to #51 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
i fell over doing that
User avatar #56 to #52 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Keep practicing. I am born in Holland so we are kinda more technical-orientated than power and stamina and everything. I know it has something to do with it
User avatar #57 to #56 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
im english, we are crap at penalties
User avatar #61 to #57 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Hahaha I lived in Preston for a while. Played some football.. I definitely see a difference in football culture. English players weren't very technical. (Or it could've been a coincidence)
User avatar #62 to #61 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
nah we arent, we are more of a break / counter

www.youtube.com/watch?v=foznsHb39oY
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4SK8PP-UP8
User avatar #63 to #62 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Ha! I was watching Watford-Leicester the other night. Big fan of English football though
User avatar #64 to #63 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
the championship is probably the most competitive league in the world
User avatar #67 to #64 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Ever followed the Dutch one? Championship is exciting because of the play offs. Bottom of the Premier League is good too. Newcastle was in relegation trouble two days ago. But if they beat Arsenal on saturday they may finish closer to Europa League tickets than relegation
#72 to #67 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
i do watch the dutch league yeah, its really intense

pic related, my shirt
User avatar #73 to #72 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Awesome I am a massive Ajax-fan as well haha!

So who do you support in England?
#74 to #73 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
leeds united
User avatar #76 to #74 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Ah yes. I am a big Brian Clough-adept haha. I support Stockport County and Newcastle haha
#75 to #74 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
i collect football shirts by the way, probably my favorite is this one
User avatar #78 to #75 - derklucas (05/14/2013) [-]
Cool I do have a lot of em as well.. give me a second
User avatar #79 to #78 - holeymoley (05/14/2013) [-]
will do!
#19 - claytonb (05/14/2013) [-]
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#124 to #19 - anonymous (05/14/2013) [-]
I can't believe he managed to do that. What a cool guy
User avatar #89 to #19 - scruffytheperson (05/14/2013) [-]
Needs the i don't even caption
User avatar #14 - playercz (05/14/2013) [-]
In EA he cant score goal without buying 5$ DLC
#8 - guitarguise (05/14/2013) [-]
happens in real life, too.
happens in real life, too.
User avatar #143 to #8 - deadlockr (01/28/2014) [-]
And that's the reason why you should hold the ball before celebrating.
#112 to #8 - jouten (05/14/2013) [-]
Oh **** ****** what are you doing
#59 to #8 - datgermanguy (05/14/2013) [-]
Watching this guy makes me wanna scream
Watching this guy makes me wanna scream
#36 to #8 - stepsword (05/14/2013) [-]
That guy's just like "Yea check out dat save, just won me the game, you can give me my applause now"   
   
Meanwhile the audience is just
That guy's just like "Yea check out dat save, just won me the game, you can give me my applause now"

Meanwhile the audience is just
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