I'm komming!. Johann's got my Bach on this one. I live in a university dorm, so my roommate and I share a single, undivided, room. He has a girlfriend so I try  roommate classical music Germans
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I'm komming!

I'm komming!. Johann's got my Bach on this one. I live in a university dorm, so my roommate and I share a single, undivided, room. He has a girlfriend so I try

Johann's got my Bach on this one

I live in a ****** university dorm, so my roommate and
I share a single, undivided, room.
He has a girlfriend so I try to give them time alone.
However, no matter how often I leave, they still
inevitably decide to **** while I' m doing work in the
room or while I' m sleeping. They don' t ask me to leave,
they just go at it.
Slowly, I realized that they' re actually getting off on
purposely making me an audience to them dunking the dick.
To get: hack at them I' started playing music: to ruin
the mood. More specifically, depressing German music.
This is because my roomate speaks German, while his
girlfriend doesn' t. Making it hard for him to, well...
stay hard, and she doesn' t know why.
aw , susser tod
Komm, selge ruh!
Komm fuhre maoh
in frieda.. ~
Trans: Came, sweet death, came blessed rest! Came lead me to peace]
From "Eomm susser Tad, kann selge Huh" By Johann Bddh
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#41 to #13 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #43 to #41 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
~(*-*)~
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User avatar #45 to #44 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
I had no idea what to say
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User avatar #21 to #19 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
squee~
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#22 to #21 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #23 to #22 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
Hi! How've you been?
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#24 to #23 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #25 to #24 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
Having old pictures looked at by King Constructive Criticism himself ^3^
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User avatar #27 to #26 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
Showing Prox inadequate representations of myself through old pictures of me. :P
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User avatar #29 to #28 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
Well, I never :P
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User avatar #32 to #30 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
Yep, but the newer ones were enjoyed :) I'm not great at picking the most flattering pictures of myself.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
I bet they're gorgeous!
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User avatar #36 to #35 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
Are you not going to look? O.O
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#37 to #36 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #38 to #37 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
Das ist Schade.
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#46 to #39 - shameless (12/08/2012) [-]
I have no idea what you two are talking about but I'm going to interrupt it.
User avatar #40 to #39 - WhattheNorris (12/08/2012) [-]
That's a shame
#17 - friggy (12/08/2012) [-]
Start masturbating next time they do that.
User avatar #49 to #17 - kirokan (12/09/2012) [-]
quote from~ "Animal ears big plan" after the 2 girls just made the third one cum

how the **** did i just remember that?!?!
#1 - dummerbaztard (12/08/2012) [-]
I expected threesome....
I expected threesome....
#2 to #1 - redrock (12/08/2012) [-]
His girlfriend isn't bad looking, but I'm not liking the composition of the players involved
#59 - AeroChic (12/09/2012) [-]
You should play the 10 minute video of Afro Circus.
User avatar #66 - ilovehitler (12/09/2012) [-]
My roommate did this once.
When I woke up and realized what was happening, I grabbed a clipboard, stared at them, and acted like I was taking notes, muttering quietly to myself every so often.

#81 - whitenail (12/09/2012) [-]
HFW it only fuels his erection
User avatar #5 - blargtastic (12/08/2012) [-]
an epic case of shadenfreude if I do say so myself.
User avatar #51 to #5 - stonedphreak (12/09/2012) [-]
*schadenfreude
User avatar #6 to #5 - clifford (12/08/2012) [-]
I understand that word!
User avatar #7 to #6 - blargtastic (12/08/2012) [-]
Reference get!
#80 - elatedmonkey (12/09/2012) [-]
I don't get it. Why would he lose his erection?
#57 - zven (12/09/2012) [-]
May I suggest this feely song?
User avatar #47 - jcmonster (12/08/2012) [-]
i don't think people realize how uncomfortable it can be to wake up to people having sex in your room. especially when you can hear and smell everything...
User avatar #56 - AliceZ (12/09/2012) [-]
Next time she's on top of their doing doggy style, take off your pants and join them. Stick your cock in her ass or mouth.
#55 - jowiman (12/09/2012) [-]
HAHAHAHA that description sent you straight from skip to green
User avatar #48 - winsauceiswin (12/08/2012) [-]
start beating off to it and get REAL close to them and stare into her eyes or his eyes whichever is weirder then if that doesn't work get a camera and start recording
#74 - Just Another Guy (12/09/2012) [-]
Should totally put the llama song on loop next time :D
User avatar #65 - BeoX (12/09/2012) [-]
Evangelion lol
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User avatar #16 - mushrooooms (12/08/2012) [-]
play the he man heyeaeahyehaye song
#14 - toguro (12/08/2012) [-]
Play Heyayay (He-man song) on a loop to piss them off or have one of those "Ten minute challenge" things on youtube playing - be bound for some interesting results
User avatar #63 to #14 - admiralen (12/09/2012) [-]
real men just have on taking the hobbits to isengard 24/7
User avatar #31 - HGOnethreeone (12/08/2012) [-]
Your roommate is a little bitch. Seriously, that makes him soft? Pathetic. He's got a naked girlfriend in front of him and music can make him go soft? Either she's ugly or he is, again, a little bitch.
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