I'm komming!. Johann's got my Bach on this one. I live in a university dorm, so my roommate and I share a single, undivided, room. He has a girlfriend so I try  roommate classical music Germans
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I'm komming!

 
I'm komming!. Johann's got my Bach on this one. I live in a university dorm, so my roommate and I share a single, undivided, room. He has a girlfriend so I try

Johann's got my Bach on this one

I live in a ****** university dorm, so my roommate and
I share a single, undivided, room.
He has a girlfriend so I try to give them time alone.
However, no matter how often I leave, they still
inevitably decide to **** while I' m doing work in the
room or while I' m sleeping. They don' t ask me to leave,
they just go at it.
Slowly, I realized that they' re actually getting off on
purposely making me an audience to them dunking the dick.
To get: hack at them I' started playing music: to ruin
the mood. More specifically, depressing German music.
This is because my roomate speaks German, while his
girlfriend doesn' t. Making it hard for him to, well...
stay hard, and she doesn' t know why.
aw , susser tod
Komm, selge ruh!
Komm fuhre maoh
in frieda.. ~
Trans: Came, sweet death, came blessed rest! Came lead me to peace]
From "Eomm susser Tad, kann selge Huh" By Johann Bddh
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#1 - dummerbaztard
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I expected threesome....
I expected threesome....
#2 to #1 - redrock [OP]
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(12/08/2012) [-]
His girlfriend isn't bad looking, but I'm not liking the composition of the players involved
#13 - WhattheNorris
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(12/08/2012) [-]
HFW
#41 to #13 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#43 to #41 - WhattheNorris
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(12/08/2012) [-]
~(*-*)~
#44 to #43 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#45 to #44 - WhattheNorris
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I had no idea what to say
#19 to #13 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#21 to #19 - WhattheNorris
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squee~
#22 to #21 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#23 to #22 - WhattheNorris
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Hi! How've you been?
#24 to #23 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#25 to #24 - WhattheNorris
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Having old pictures looked at by King Constructive Criticism himself ^3^
#26 to #25 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#27 to #26 - WhattheNorris
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Showing Prox inadequate representations of myself through old pictures of me. :P
#28 to #27 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#29 to #28 - WhattheNorris
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Well, I never :P
#30 to #29 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#32 to #30 - WhattheNorris
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Yep, but the newer ones were enjoyed :) I'm not great at picking the most flattering pictures of myself.
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#34 to #33 - WhattheNorris
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I bet they're gorgeous!
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#36 to #35 - WhattheNorris
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Are you not going to look? O.O
#37 to #36 - whyisthissohard **User deleted account**
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#38 to #37 - WhattheNorris
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Das ist Schade.
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#46 to #39 - shameless
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I have no idea what you two are talking about but I'm going to interrupt it.
#40 to #39 - WhattheNorris
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That's a shame
#17 - friggy
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Start masturbating next time they do that.
#49 to #17 - kirokan
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(12/09/2012) [-]
quote from~ "Animal ears big plan" after the 2 girls just made the third one cum

how the **** did i just remember that?!?!
#59 - AeroChic
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(12/09/2012) [-]
You should play the 10 minute video of Afro Circus.
#66 - ilovehitler
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(12/09/2012) [-]
My roommate did this once.
When I woke up and realized what was happening, I grabbed a clipboard, stared at them, and acted like I was taking notes, muttering quietly to myself every so often.

#81 - whitenail
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(12/09/2012) [-]
HFW it only fuels his erection
#5 - blargtastic
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(12/08/2012) [-]
an epic case of shadenfreude if I do say so myself.
#51 to #5 - stonedphreak
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(12/09/2012) [-]
*schadenfreude
#6 to #5 - clifford
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(12/08/2012) [-]
I understand that word!
#7 to #6 - blargtastic
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(12/08/2012) [-]
Reference get!
#53 - huszti
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#74 - Just Another Guy
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(12/09/2012) [-]
Should totally put the llama song on loop next time :D
#57 - zven
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(12/09/2012) [-]
May I suggest this feely song?