1. What is this?
This is a Hunger Games simulator hosted on brantsteele.net. We like to call it the **********.
You can choose who competes in those games. So in our case, I pick Funnyjunk users, give them proper names and their avatars, and then the simulator randomizes what each tribute does.
2. Who decides what happens in the games?
I don't. No one does. The simulator does its own thing, I have no control over it.
Actually, I do have control to some extent - since season 4 we've been having modified events. It's an option to change what the players do, like from "Player picks berries" to "Player gets assraped".
But still, I don't decide who lives or dies, it's all randomized.
3. Who wins?
Whoever doesn't die. Again, I don't choose the winner.
4. Who participates in the **********?
Generally that's up to me. I choose users who are easily recognizeable across the whole site. If you don't recognize some of them, well, that's not my ******* problem, and you should make yourself familiar with people who post memes for you all day.
5. Do I have a chance to participate in the **********?
Sure, everyone has a chance. A few days before the start of every season we have a competition. Usually the first 4 people to roll dubs get to participate. If that happens, you can request to be put into a team (district) with a person of your choice as long as that person is already in the **********. See #4.
6. Hey OP put me in I wanna see myself / Why the **** am I still not in?
Here's a graph: