Not The Best Lifeguard. . Hull!‘. I wouldn't dive in that water even if moses wasn't around moses christian
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#1 - Znoflats (09/26/2012) [-]
I wouldn't dive in that water even if moses wasn't around
I wouldn't dive in that water even if moses wasn't around
#3 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (09/26/2012) [-]
Well, he did stop him from drowning...
User avatar #8 - tylersaurusrex (09/26/2012) [-]
Just so people know, that Moses parting the Red Sea is a mistranslation, he actually just crossed the Reed Sea, aka. a swamp...
User avatar #14 to #8 - lordbyronxiv (09/26/2012) [-]
Wait so how come they couldn't be followed??
User avatar #15 to #14 - tylersaurusrex (09/26/2012) [-]
Horses hate anything with quite a lot of water in it, the Israelites just picked a path through it...
User avatar #16 to #15 - lordbyronxiv (09/26/2012) [-]
Ahh ok!! themoreyouknow.jpg
And the soldiers didn't feel like following on foot or anything?
User avatar #17 to #16 - tylersaurusrex (09/26/2012) [-]
Guess, not but as I say, its a mistranslation that happened somewhere along the line from Hebrew to Latin, to Greek and then to English...
User avatar #10 to #8 - neoncookie (09/26/2012) [-]
thats just like the bible, all of it exaggerated and blown out of proportion
User avatar #2 - icwhatididthere (09/26/2012) [-]
well it said no diving soooo.....
#9 - youarenotme (09/26/2012) [-]
holy **** , something funny on funnyjunk... put that **** on the calender.
#13 - lordbyronxiv (09/26/2012) [-]
Moses is such a bamf.
<Pic related, not mine.
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#6 - fjisfordouchebags (09/26/2012) [-]
voltkills go **** yourself
#7 to #6 - voltkills (09/26/2012) [-]
still nothin.
still nothin.
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#11 to #4 - codyxvasco (09/26/2012) [-]
Comics don't need to make sense.
Comics don't need to make sense.
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