so heart warming. . Popped Intel HM to buy a sweater fer snark... this guy fellows me in. sews “Fen probably doth remember me. I see you walk drawn this street
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so heart warming

Popped Intel HM to buy a sweater fer snark... this guy fellows me
in. sews “Fen probably doth remember me. I see you walk drawn
this street a fee times a week and You give a duller be at least we
homeless i! , Wu given me at least enter the last 6
months. I fennel a jab and a place to live, Thanks." The
hands me and walks away. - at Hem Pike Street.
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Submitted: 04/23/2013
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#63 - IcRetoast (04/24/2013) [+] (96 replies)
>Be 18
>Go to school
>See bullies picking on a hot girl
>Approach the group undetected
>Punch-out the leader of the group
>The rest of the group circles around me
>Take off backpack
>Use it in a twirling motion to beat up most of the guys
>The rest scramble as they notice I am the alpha male
>Girl thanks me
>Says she was actually going to quit school to become a hooker
>Asks if I wanted to be her first client
>I accept
>We ****
>She says I was so good that she would pay me instead
>Accept the money and leave
<-- here is a pic to prove it.
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [+] (34 replies)
I give money to homeless people all the time, thinking the karma will come back to me.

One of the homeless men I give money to just robbed me at knifepoint last week, and took my credit card.

So much for building good karma.
User avatar #32 - paradox (04/24/2013) [+] (13 replies)
i dont give homeless people money. i give them giftcards
+134
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#59 - seleniyxoxo (04/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Except where I live, it is impossible to tell which are the real homeless, and which are the assholes pretending to be to get money.
Story time!
>I used to work at a Subway
>this guy would stand down by the street everyday
>One day he got someone to come in with him and buy him food
>Right after this the generous civilian left
>Then the "homeless guy" pulls out his blue tooth and calls for a ride
>Next thing I know, a van (like the sliding side door child abductor type) pulls up
>Guy jumps in the back
>At least 5 others dressed as homeless are in the back
>They got a fake homeless orginization
#26 - walcorn ONLINE (04/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Always be nice to homeless people

look at it as sidequests
#50 - pappathethird (04/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I hate this romantic portrayal of homeless people on the web.

Most homeless people are drug addicts or alcohols (pun intended) or at the very least mentally disabled, who won't get better if you give them money. I'm not saying you shouldn't, just don't expect anything.
User avatar #108 - rufless (04/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
FEEEEEELTIME
> be me
>going to same school since 5th grade
>School bus leaves me n' sis on highway errday, we cross under the bridgewalk thingy where there's always a black dude selling **** from radios to bags, clocks and amateur paintings.
> say hi to him everyday + fist hand motion for strength (to be strong for school & his work)
> years pass by & I haven't realised he's watched me grow
> it's year 13. Have my study-leave before exams
> was walking home after running some errands and I pass under the bridge
> see black dude, we greet eachother, he asks about my sis and where she is
>I tell him about me never having to go to school again and that I am finishing soon
> surprise in his eyes, he starts to tear up.
>makes fist and puts it by his heart
>My eyes water and I make the fist, hold it by my heart
> walk off in silence, look back, he is smiling and holding his hand by his heart still
>overfeel.jpg
UGH
#134 - wbrehmer (04/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
the feels... I used to be homeless, as well. I've slept in so many odd places because of it. From the McDonald's playground to a short bus I broke into at the local YWCA. Behind a gas station and mostly in a tent in the woods. I could only afford to eat once a week, at the most. And it's been 2 years since I've pulled myself back up but I still feel alienated from most of humankind now. This post severely pulled at my heart strings.
the feels... I used to be homeless, as well. I've slept in so many odd places because of it. From the McDonald's playground to a short bus I broke into at the local YWCA. Behind a gas station and mostly in a tent in the woods. I could only afford to eat once a week, at the most. And it's been 2 years since I've pulled myself back up but I still feel alienated from most of humankind now. This post severely pulled at my heart strings.
#124 - studbeefpile ONLINE (04/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
Maybe I'll keep living on this planet after all....
#85 - daphnie (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
This actually happened a couple of weeks ago.
>local homeless guy at our block
>watched Drag Me To Hell
>scurred
>occasionally spares him some quids when i walk by from college
>seems pretty grateful
>felt like doing a good deed one day
>homeless guy says he's hungry
>goes around the corner to a baker and buy a 10 quid strawberry cake
>comes back and hands it over
>mfw he asks me for change afterwards
#94 - dgarcia (04/24/2013) [-]
>be me in fourth grade
>suddenly feel urge to unload jet stream with fire truck hose pressure
>ask to go the restroom
>five minutes till lunch, teacher says u can wait
>she forgets
>assigned line leader
> ******* You need to login to view this link
>pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase with every step
>make it to cafeteria
>taco salad day
> **** yeah pissing can wait
>feel bladder size increase to jabba the hut size with every bite
>pray to the gods for willpower
>line leader on our way back once again
>leading the line to the restrooms as usual after lunch
> ******* five feet to go I feel the warmth of my sweet bladder nectar running down my leg
>release so orgasmic my eyes water and nose gets runny
>wearing briefs over gym shorts over giant cargo pants cuz I was thug like that
>soaks through all my pant wear
>teacher notices before any of the kids do
>hands me money to buy new clothes and apologizes for not letting me go earlier
>go home early
>here's the pic to prove it
#65 - mezzjuc (04/24/2013) [-]
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#81 - josieabby (04/24/2013) [-]
what happened the day I didn't give him money
User avatar #121 - mrnoodlez ONLINE (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Being a good person has rewards, but if you expect a reward you aren't a good person.
User avatar #45 - theawfuldude (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I wonder how my karma would be if I gave money to poor people aggressively. Like I would throw a wad of twenties in a bum's face and yell: "Take that, you broke ************ !"
User avatar #192 - thetattooedone (04/24/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>Put $50 in hand
>Take picture
>Make up feels story
> Post pic and story on internet
>?????
>Profit.
#200 to #192 - icametocomment (04/24/2013) [-]
Let us be happy, dammit.
Let us be happy, dammit.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2013) [-]
I read HM and thought, "Hell Yeah, a pokemon post!"
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