fing Canadians. .. It wasn't really the 'Canadians', if you want to get technical.


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User avatar #3 - speshulist (12/15/2012) [-]
It wasn't really the 'Canadians', if you want to get technical.
User avatar #7 to #3 - drunkreapermatt (12/15/2012) [-]
but the first settlers were in Canada. More specifically in Quebec City and Montreal... So yeah, the title is right-ish
#8 to #7 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Europeans technically and not Canadians and even then it wasnt called Canada but Acadia. I MIGHT BE WRONG, but the last time i went into the subject thats what i remember (lolcanadaianhistory)

Btw, if anybody is interested in the whole development of "BUT WHY DID EUROPE CONQUER AND NOT ASIANS OR AFRICANS" there's an awesome book called Guns Germs and Steel. It follows the development of history and it tries to explain why Europe ended up with the deadliest germs, advanced technology etc.
User avatar #9 to #8 - drunkreapermatt (12/15/2012) [-]
not Acadia... New-France... in 1534 Jacques Cartier came to the Gaspesien peninsula to plant a cross, that still stands today, but the first real settlement was in 1608 when Samuel de Champlain established Quebec City, the oldest city in North America (epic Party for the 400 year).

I know my Canadian history, for a time i studied to be a history teacher...

you got schooled anon
#10 to #9 - mdhash (12/15/2012) [-]
Welp, I forgot to sign in. I never claimed to know anything but at least i learned something new.
User avatar #11 to #10 - drunkreapermatt (12/15/2012) [-]
For the most part... the settlers owed a big favor to the natives... when they first arrived it was the dead of winter... cold and scurvy plagued the sailors... the natives saved them...

Once the settlements were established, the colonists started to hunt and learned from the indians...

long story short... brits and spaniards screwed most of the natives over
#12 to #11 - mdhash (12/15/2012) [-]
As if the Spaniards and french didn't **** anything up even more. The first settlement in Cuba, they moved to Haiti and the Dominican for slave posts from Africa, and England's colonized areas around the world of oppression etc. point is, nothing has changed today.
#14 to #7 - comradewinter (12/15/2012) [-]
If you want to get technical the Europeans did it, not the Canadians. And the true killing of the Natives started as America was about to get its Independence.
User avatar #79 to #7 - Shorticus ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
The first settlers were actually the Spanish in the Mexico and Gulf Island areas. Next was Columbus.
User avatar #87 to #79 - megustaculo (12/15/2012) [-]
if ya'll wanna get real technical the first settlers in north america where those who migrated from asia across the Bering land strait...
#13 - thetrobadour (12/15/2012) [-]
implying Canadians did this....
implying Canadians did this....
#56 - thedunndenetwork (12/15/2012) [-]
reading the content...   
notices title
reading the content...
notices title
#2 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
Every single race and most religions have at least some violent history.
#21 - wwkybobo (12/15/2012) [-]
" ******* " - Anonymous
#35 to #21 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
#59 - finni (12/15/2012) [-]
Canadians' face  when they read the title
Canadians' face when they read the title
User avatar #62 to #59 - purealterego (12/15/2012) [-]
well my friends face atleast.... i can care less
User avatar #5 - Shorticus ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
What did we ever do to you, OP?
User avatar #1 - angelodlt (12/14/2012) [-]
Repost , yea first comment , **** yo repost son...
User avatar #93 - joshthekiwi (12/15/2012) [-]
It was the Europeans ******** .
#73 - lordcuntdestroyer (12/15/2012) [-]
Why are people arguing over the "canada" thing? Noone alive today had anything to do with it, so why argue?
User avatar #101 to #73 - lordalpha (12/15/2012) [-]
Tell that to the Canadian First Nations people. ********* to ensue
#89 - andybones (12/15/2012) [-]
you realize we cooperated with them in order to defeat the US in 1812 right?
User avatar #70 - aliciaroth (12/15/2012) [-]
If you think Canadians were bad colonizing Indians with residential schools and reserves, In America they had a very near genocide of Native Americans...
look up the Trail of Tears. [url deleted]
#94 to #70 - geofffiftyfive (12/15/2012) [-]
Wasn't the Canadians that did it it was the Europeans that came over, Canada us called Canada because it comes from a Wendat (Huron-Iroquoian) word, kanata, that means "Village" or "Settlement". Im posting this for everyone, not just bashing you. Also yes the Americans did do that and I don't believe they have done anything about it, like Canada did.
#52 - sometimeswefuck (12/15/2012) [-]
sounds more like America. America is known for going into other people's land and absolutely ******* **** up.
User avatar #64 to #52 - wops (12/15/2012) [-]
Well the first American settlers were from England so how the hell is america known for going into other peoples land and ******* **** up, England has territories all over like in India, Africa, Australia, where the native would say they **** **** up. so don't say it was America when it all started with Europe's need to find new land and treasurer.
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User avatar #69 to #67 - wops (12/15/2012) [-]
ok yeah and it ended the ******* war we were going through with them, and it all started with them ******* pulling their attack on Pearl Harbor
User avatar #71 to #69 - aluminiumfoiled (12/15/2012) [-]
You're right.
User avatar #74 to #71 - wops (12/15/2012) [-]
Thank you, i just hate when people talk **** about the country im from and don't know **** about what their talking about , its like don't say **** if you don't know anything you're just making your self sound stupid. you know?
User avatar #75 to #74 - aluminiumfoiled (12/15/2012) [-]
Definitely understand.
#83 to #74 - sometimeswefuck (12/15/2012) [-]
whats the point in going back so far where its irrelevant? thats like me going and saying "what are you talking about? the first species on earth were single cellular organisms, so how the hell is England known for...."

dont be difficult with technicalities, its just as stupid
User avatar #122 to #83 - wops (12/16/2012) [-]
How the **** does this relate to what i said. And how the **** is History irrelevant, you're ignorant for saying that.
#123 to #122 - sometimeswefuck (12/16/2012) [-]
because you dumb ass learn to read. where the **** was i talking about history? im talking about AMERICANS NOW.

my god youre so butthurt about your ****** country you dont even read comments, you just jump to arms to defend that **** hole.
User avatar #128 to #123 - wops (12/17/2012) [-]
Yes pretty ******* much when you said going that far back where its not relevant, history is most defensibly relevant. Im just defending my ******* country ass hole im sure you would do the same, its just every ass hole in each country cant help them self but to talk **** about other countries, and it seems you're one of them ass wipes, and what ******* country inst a **** hole every one has their ******* issues fag im sure your **** hole country has theirs.
#129 to #128 - sometimeswefuck (12/17/2012) [-]
i kinda skimmed your reply because it was so goddamn painful to read. maybe you should try using some sentences huh, and not type like a 5 year old.

anywho, in my original comment, i said "America is known for", i dont know where the **** you got all history teacher on me, but i was referring to present day.
but you patriotic american ass self just had to go all America on me and talk about irrelevant things for the past 10 replies.

good luck in school though.
User avatar #130 to #129 - wops (12/17/2012) [-]
Yeah i should type better, never said i was good. Tell me what America is known for; maybe i should have started with that. And i went all history teacher because you said that America is known for, If America is known for something it has to deal with its history. I got defensive because you put all Americans in the same category when you say "America" not all Americans are ******* idiots okay, and Americans aren't the only ones who get defensive about their country. Im tired of arguing were getting nowhere, so good day sir.
#131 to #130 - sometimeswefuck (12/18/2012) [-]
wow youre still replying. i can honestly say i just kinda skimmed your comment, because youre seriously kinda pathetic now.

dumb ass american.
User avatar #132 to #131 - wops (12/18/2012) [-]
**** you ass hole its **** scum like you the world hates, and oh yeah your dumb ass keeps replying back so **** you.
#133 to #132 - sometimeswefuck (12/20/2012) [-]
because im trying to tell your dumb american ass to shut the **** up

now go **** your hillbilly cousin and shoot some black person with a sawed off shotgun, dumb american
User avatar #134 to #133 - wops (12/20/2012) [-]
GO suck a dick you piece of **** you obviously know nothing but ******* stereo types, and i am trying to tell your dumb ass to duck off your cant even say where your from probably some worthless place where you suck dicks all day.
#135 to #134 - sometimeswefuck (12/20/2012) [-]
hahah the dumb american is angry.
every reply you look like more of and asshole and reinforce the thick headed, dumb brained american stereotype.

btw i could say im from ******* africa, and still be more proud to say that than call myself an american. have fun when your economy goes in the ******** and youre enslaved by the chinese LOL
User avatar #136 to #135 - wops (12/21/2012) [-]
Ok **** you im tired of arguing with your fag ass good day, and i don't dive a flying **** im proud to be American.
#137 to #136 - sometimeswefuck (12/21/2012) [-]
finally. i thought your hillybilly ass would never shut up.

well, you know what they say, ignorance is bliss right
User avatar #138 to #137 - wops (12/21/2012) [-]
Okay bro iv thought about it i forgive you for insulting me it okay im sorry for being rude to you too. Good day sir and except my friendship or not its cool.
User avatar #95 - demandsgayversion (12/15/2012) [-]
Wait, what? Canadians?
User avatar #86 - Zyaph (12/15/2012) [-]
I`m probably completely wrong here but, (never really learned about it), BUT,

Would the reason they called them "Indians" way back when North America was founded, because they(john cabbot..?) were actually searching for India? Or was that asia..
User avatar #97 to #86 - Zyaph (12/15/2012) [-]
Maybe Christopher Columbus, but my mind is blown into a million tony pieces right now.
User avatar #98 to #97 - Zyaph (12/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #106 to #86 - lordalpha (12/15/2012) [-]
Really depends where the history of the so called new world begins for you.
User avatar #110 to #106 - Zyaph (12/15/2012) [-]
K my mom just went on a long debate about it.
John Cabot or the vikings is what I hear from her(we're Canadian)
User avatar #112 to #110 - lordalpha (12/15/2012) [-]
well Cabot found Newfoundland, columbus found central americas, wikings found greenland and baffin island. Natives found the whole continent which is speculated to be people from asian that took centuries to cross the ice bridge connecting modern day Alaska and russia.
#90 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Man, it's a good thing us Americans didn't do the same thing, uh? ******* Canadians, such savages...
User avatar #92 to #90 - Zocan (12/15/2012) [-]
so Americans don't have anything to do with the cowboy vs the Indians we see in westerns, right?
User avatar #102 to #92 - antiphates (12/15/2012) [-]
Did you fail to spot the obvious sarcasm?...
User avatar #100 - antiphates (12/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #66 - braedenclarkejanze (12/15/2012) [-]
Its not surprising news. White people suck.
#60 - drcarrot (12/15/2012) [-]
Actually that quote was from the Chief leader of the Natives of Old Merica Before Columbus stuck his dick into everything.
User avatar #44 - gammajk (12/15/2012) [-]
No, OP, this isn't what happened in canada. We took their land, put them on ****** tracts of land that nobody wanted and made them a bunch of promises that we never kept. But we went with them "don't kill them" route while america went with "kill as many as we possibly can".
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