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Submitted: 04/30/2013
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#1 - aturtlemaybe (04/30/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Become a mass murderer they get noticed
User avatar #9 - Sethorein (05/01/2013) [-]
...I dunno, stop giving a **** ?

By in large social anxiety comes from fearing people disliking you. At the end of the day, people are GONNA dislike you, you just need to try and fail enough times 'til you find the group that works.

Oh and don't kid yourself into thinking you should hang with the cool kids. The cool kids were set in ******* middle school, if you didn't make it then, either puberty needs to give you a ******* gift from god, or you'd need to completely reinvent yourself. Go for the middle of the pack or if you're desperate enough the bottomfeeders (you know the people who laugh obnoxiously loud at every joke because of how terrified they are of rejection, ya those guys).

Hurray for callousness!
#8 - Womens Study Major (05/01/2013) [-]
Fail.

I'm serious. You need to fail so hard at something that you have to go up. You need to channel that bitter fear and disappointment.

Then you have to get good at something. This isn't the kind of good where you can do a successful card trick, this is the kind of good where you can make a lion appear out of thin air. It takes YEARS. It will be the most difficult thing you've ever done. But you won't be remembered as "That guy's friend", you'll be remembered as "That guy whose lion slaughtered everyone at the party". And people will respect you, because everyone loves the guy who tamed the god damned lion.
User avatar #15 - narutoxrocks (05/01/2013) [+] (2 replies)
it just sounds to me and don't take offense to this but it seems that you just want to have the roles switched or be in his position but that's just not going to happen the fact is that you are you and if no one notices you because your not super good looking or a god at sports well that means its just a shallow relationship or any kind just continue being you and be happy with yourself that the best thing to do.
User avatar #19 to #15 - Liesindeed (05/02/2013) [-]
The lack of commas. It's killing me.
User avatar #20 - msbrompton (05/02/2013) [-]
Find a situation/group of people you're really comfortable with. Hang out with them, and learn to appreciate yourself through their company. It builds self esteem in a safer, more controlled environment. Then, once you've got some confidence in you, take it out into the rest of the world
User avatar #17 - deusinsanus ONLINE (05/01/2013) [-]
Kill your friend. Wear his skin.
User avatar #3 - nogphille (04/30/2013) [-]
try harder. train more. get new exciting hobbies.

learn small tricks like cardtricks, pickuplines, 'magic', origami,...

stuff like that will not only get you to break the ice, but they will most likely keep the other person entertained for the first couple of minutes until they are comfortable enough to talk about themselves enough to find out their interests etc.

if people don't like you for who/what you are.. **** 'em, there's other people worthy of your time.
User avatar #24 - ihatecarltonbanks (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm not trying to sound arrogant but im that guy to a friend of mine. you just need to find YOUR thing thats only you and do that. for instance. Me and him have that same situation. But hes in band. I'm on the cheer team. He has band and thats something i can never touch or be a part of and thats all him. he has his friends through that that like him for that and its something I dont have or want.
#23 - Womens Study Major (05/05/2013) [-]
put yourself put there.. its scary but youll fall into it and you might mess up but.. they didnt invent a flying machine on the first go.. everything will work out n youll be put in there more
User avatar #22 - warrking (05/03/2013) [-]
My old man use to tell me: "WarrKing: If you ever feel like you can't do something, If you ever don't have to confidence to go through with something, Fake it! Fake the confidence, and the true confidence will follow." A little confusing but it worked for me...
User avatar #18 - slone (05/02/2013) [-]
all your problems probably stem from your anxiety, and the only way to fix it is to forget about it. just realize that what people think of you isnt as important as your own happiness. dont get me wrong this is much easier said than done, but if you can just set in your mind that whatever your reason for preoccupying yourself with what other people think of you is, its ******* stupid and you should just worry about whatever matter is at hand.

if you can get over that you should be able to perform better athletically and socially because youll be able to focus your mind on what youre doing instead of what you look like while doing it.

i used to struggle with this every day, but now that im over it i look back and cant believe how stupid i was.
#16 - whitprather (05/01/2013) [-]
You could try not being such a sorry bitch?
#13 - ironstrike (05/01/2013) [-]
Chances are you aren't making eye-contact.

I'll probably always consider myself socially awkward, even though at this point I'm really not.

I just started making eye-contact with everyone little by little, especially at work. Every time I seen a cute girl I'd look her in the eye for just a second.

It makes people think you know 110% what you're doing, even if in-reality you have no ******* clue what you're doing. (which was the case for me) LOL
#12 - tonysanchezman (05/01/2013) [-]
get your dick pierced, that's what I did. It's a great conversation starter.
#11 - Womens Study Major (05/01/2013) [-]
Be confident in yourself. If you encourage yourself before going to sleep and after waking up, your mood will improve, you'll become a little more alpha. That little bit of alpha will get you noticed, which will help it grow even more.

Basically, believe in yourself, then others will believe in you.
User avatar #10 - bannedfartoooften (05/01/2013) [-]
Here's what I do:
You begin to say something, then when people look at you, say never mind and shut up.
#7 - rprol (05/01/2013) [-]
I found that getting in shape boosted my self confidence. you can try that.
#6 - kyman (04/30/2013) [-]
Just don't give a **** . when you are more confident in yourself because you're not worried what others think, you can open up more and show people more of yourself. when you do that, you might scare some people away from you but those that stick around are the ones that truly accept you for who you are. having close personal friends is much better than trying to impress the masses.
User avatar #5 - nephritho (04/30/2013) [-]
My beta confession is
I don't even lift...
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