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best answer ever. This is how that impossible question should be answered. altars the fastest my in kill grant to amt " was an have , have , an a puppy, gt: an

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#1 - haqq (10/28/2013) [-]
i prefer drowning myself in PUSSY!   
 i can't get the meows out of my head
i prefer drowning myself in PUSSY!
i can't get the meows out of my head
User avatar #2 to #1 - countrystrong (10/29/2013) [-]
How typical haha
User avatar #9 to #2 - iwebby (10/29/2013) [-]
yeah haha

haha

haha

haha
User avatar #50 to #21 - countrystrong (10/30/2013) [-]
If that is referring to me, i am a girl lol
User avatar #52 to #51 - countrystrong (10/30/2013) [-]
Alright then haha
User avatar #3 - delphine (10/29/2013) [-]
Go into a mating frenzy before dying of sexual exhaustion. Then your corpse gets eaten by a raccoon.

Oh wait, I'm thinking of moths. It's moths that do that.
User avatar #32 to #3 - deathbysnusnu (10/29/2013) [-]
So what you are saying is Deathbysnusnu? I..It's no....not like i want you to notice my name.
#16 - stevegasm (10/29/2013) [-]
For a second I thought they meant to grow to age 87, THEN do all that stuff
User avatar #13 - twistedwoodthing (10/29/2013) [-]
Thanks FJ, for convincing me to kill myself, as above.
#30 - ljubav ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
So its their beautiful and my beautiful?
So its their beautiful and my beautiful?
#46 - redflame (10/29/2013) [-]
Chocolate
Chocolate
#24 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
they're* and you're* COME ON
#26 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
I don't understand why so many people are against suicide... let the little babies kill themselves because they're too soft to deal with the big bad world. Man the **** up or get the hell out of the way. Life is hard, get over it. You're not some special unique little snowflake, get over yourself.
User avatar #28 to #26 - robertolee ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
You have some serious issues.
#40 to #28 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
Like what?
User avatar #53 to #40 - robertolee ONLINE (10/30/2013) [-]
Well he's a prick for one. Some people cannot just pick themselves up from certain situations, sometimes its the parents fault for letting their child live too sheltered, kids need to experience joyous and painful situations to develop and if they don't then they can become unstable and unprepared when it comes times when they have to take alot of **** in their life, mentally they cannot handle it. So judging someone else for not being able to handle certain situations that you could makes him an asshole, if you see a person struggling you're supposed to pick them up, dust them off and ******* push them hard in the right direction, not spit on them as you walk past.
#27 to #26 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
This is how I see it. If you go to a movie and it ******* sucks, no one will blame you for leaving early. Chances are it wont get any better.
#34 to #27 - katha (10/29/2013) [-]
Personal opinion incoming..   
 I am not necessarily against suicide either, but I am against people who look down on those who commit suicide. Sadly, your first comment sounded like you're that type of person...   
My belief is that people should be respected whether they want to live or not, but if someone posts stuff on the internet about it, chances are they don't really want to die but it's the only way of getting help and attention that they can think of. So rather than calling them 			****		 it'd be better to help them- whether it's with realizing that they want to live, or with just, y'know, being a nice person to them so they'll at least have a pleasant time here before they kill themselves.
Personal opinion incoming..
I am not necessarily against suicide either, but I am against people who look down on those who commit suicide. Sadly, your first comment sounded like you're that type of person...
My belief is that people should be respected whether they want to live or not, but if someone posts stuff on the internet about it, chances are they don't really want to die but it's the only way of getting help and attention that they can think of. So rather than calling them **** it'd be better to help them- whether it's with realizing that they want to live, or with just, y'know, being a nice person to them so they'll at least have a pleasant time here before they kill themselves.
#41 to #34 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
So they're attention whores. **** them. If you want to die then die. Don't bother other people with it.
#42 to #41 - katha (10/29/2013) [-]
....I think you might have misunderstood something there...   
   
I said that it's mostly a scream for help/attention because they DON'T really want to die. (Please remember that this is my personal opinion and therefore not comparable to any 'universal truth') So they ask us to help them overcome their problems in order to stay alive and happy etc etc. Of course, you also have those people who just go like "OMG I wanna die lolz look at me evrybody" and who seem to think it's a sort of fun thing to joke about, but 			****		 those people. Some of us humans have serious problems with getting heard, whether it's at school, home, wherever nobody really cares. So what do they do? They post their problems on the internet.   
   
And I'm not saying that's a good thing. It's stupid, and may have unwanted consequences BUT FOR 			*****		 SAKE they're having some problems and it's their 'only way' of getting them fixed. In a way, yes, that is also what we'd consider to be an attention whore, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Ignore 'em if you want to, but at least don't call them whiny bitches.
....I think you might have misunderstood something there...

I said that it's mostly a scream for help/attention because they DON'T really want to die. (Please remember that this is my personal opinion and therefore not comparable to any 'universal truth') So they ask us to help them overcome their problems in order to stay alive and happy etc etc. Of course, you also have those people who just go like "OMG I wanna die lolz look at me evrybody" and who seem to think it's a sort of fun thing to joke about, but **** those people. Some of us humans have serious problems with getting heard, whether it's at school, home, wherever nobody really cares. So what do they do? They post their problems on the internet.

And I'm not saying that's a good thing. It's stupid, and may have unwanted consequences BUT FOR ***** SAKE they're having some problems and it's their 'only way' of getting them fixed. In a way, yes, that is also what we'd consider to be an attention whore, but desperate times call for desperate measures. Ignore 'em if you want to, but at least don't call them whiny bitches.
#44 to #42 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
But they are little bitches who just need to man the **** up and stop being such a little pussy. Life is hard, get over it.
#45 to #44 - katha (10/29/2013) [-]
You're repeating yourself~~   
   
Fine well, I didn't come here to argue or preach about the holy 			***************		 help and support and how you can affect oh so many lives blah blah... I just wanted to ask you kindly not to call people bitches just because they have some issues you mostly don't really know anything about, and I tried to explain why.   
   
So have a nice day, Mr. Oh-so-tuff Not-a-whiny-bitch.
You're repeating yourself~~

Fine well, I didn't come here to argue or preach about the holy *************** help and support and how you can affect oh so many lives blah blah... I just wanted to ask you kindly not to call people bitches just because they have some issues you mostly don't really know anything about, and I tried to explain why.

So have a nice day, Mr. Oh-so-tuff Not-a-whiny-bitch.
User avatar #31 to #27 - millhouse (10/29/2013) [-]
Killing yourself and a movie are not even close to the same thing.
User avatar #20 - gggman (10/29/2013) [-]
This is the worst answer ever! It clearly asks the QUICKEST way. He just admitted it would take him 87 years to do all this. 0/10 stick to hanging yourselves guys
#18 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
is this funnyjunk or pussyjunk why is this on the front page
User avatar #49 to #18 - countrystrong (10/30/2013) [-]
Because some people actually care
User avatar #47 - countrystrong (10/30/2013) [-]
Well this is interesting... Leave it to a certain type of people to totally turn what this picture says into something completely stupid. It's supposed to make you realize that if you're having fun, life goes by faster. Just saying
#39 - flapz ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
Time flies when you are having fun...
Time flies when you are having fun...
#37 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
Fall in love, have your best friend plow that person, become sadness incarnate, kill self in a way that makes it look like an accident so people still mourn without feeling like it was somehow their fault or thinking less of you
#38 to #37 - anon (10/29/2013) [-]
*Be a bitch

Fixed that for ya!
User avatar #35 - daentraya (10/29/2013) [-]
Such inefficiency, and such a silly claim in op's comment. Tsth. If you want the quickest way possible with all possible willpower with a nearby item, just take a knife and make sure you make the cut juuust ******* right. It is not unknown for people to survive stabs to the heart and slices to the throat, so make sure to be in a remote location and bleed out. Chances are that in that case, you'll loose conciousness, and then the timer is up and tadaa; you'll soon die
Of course, stabbing yourself is against your whole brains wiring and it won't allow you to do so
User avatar #33 - goldalot ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
That is literally exact opposite of the fastest way to kill yourself.
User avatar #43 to #33 - FlyingCaribou (10/29/2013) [-]
I can't tell if you're trolling or not, so I'll explain. Life goes by fastest when you are constantly doing things. In short, live a long, happy life, and it will go by in the blink of an eye, whether you're ready for it or not.
#36 to #33 - furnando (10/29/2013) [-]
No 			****		, mister.
No **** , mister.
#25 - pacs (10/29/2013) [-]
i look at it and it astounds me. i have prvsly only seen the 4chan responses. the idea that there are caring people on the internet is kinda new to me.
User avatar #48 to #25 - countrystrong (10/30/2013) [-]
You know why you never hear from caring people? Take a look at these comments on here. Somebody always manages to **** things up by saying something stupid and making everyone else mad. So those caring people keep to themselves
#19 - selfdenyingbeggar (10/29/2013) [-]
Money
User avatar #8 - huffe ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
throw yourself in front of a moving train
#10 to #8 - xaviaxz (10/29/2013) [-]
That's just mean, poor train driver!
User avatar #11 to #10 - huffe ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
i'm glad that's the thing you're the most worried about
User avatar #12 to #11 - justcauseimjesus (10/29/2013) [-]
It's what a lot of people think about. I'm not surprised a lot of people don't have much sympathy for those throwing themselves under trains, however sad their life is, they could always find a less messy way to die that doesn't interrupt many people's days.
#17 to #12 - huffe ONLINE (10/29/2013) [-]
>interrupt
#14 to #12 - sasyboncho (10/29/2013) [-]
I have an oddly related photo in my folder to your profile picture..
User avatar #15 to #8 - alanflindt (10/29/2013) [-]
Whenever someone throws them self in front of a train I have literally no sympathy. If you're going to kill yourself, do it in private where you won't completely traumatize the driver / anyone who sees it and then **** up the day for anyone else who has to get the train. **** people who do that.
User avatar #23 to #15 - ctenop (10/29/2013) [-]
That's why you go to the 6th (I believe) level of hell (supposedly) for doing that, even more so if you jump in front of a train/car etc. It's considered murder, as you're forcing someone else to commit it. My uncle is a train driver, some people say they get around 8 in a lifetime, sometimes more (depends on the line etc.) but supposedly they only get 3 days off each time for it (standard, you can apply for more). It's not just the poor train driver you made murder someone else, but the passengers, who might of seen something, the people who have to clean it up, and everyone delayed because of it. Rather selfish to put so many people out because of your problems.
User avatar #4 - beanmaniac (10/29/2013) [-]
well that is not fast at all!
User avatar #5 to #4 - jarofhearts (10/29/2013) [-]
Nah, but probably the best way.
User avatar #6 to #4 - countrystrong (10/29/2013) [-]
That's the whole point
User avatar #7 to #4 - Vandeekree (10/29/2013) [-]
Trust me, it will go by so very fast. Too fast.
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