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Yellow light feels

Traffic lights...
Nahum; listens
ta meo, taer' t.
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Submitted: 07/09/2013
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#45 - watergate (07/12/2013) [-]
NO **** SHERLOCK
#44 - pidgeon (07/10/2013) [-]
"Go faster!"
#28 - chiktikkavaspaus ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Because where I live the yellow light is a douchebag and if you try to go through a yellow they snap a picture of your plate and send you a ticket for running a red.
Because where I live the yellow light is a douchebag and if you try to go through a yellow they snap a picture of your plate and send you a ticket for running a red.
#25 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
file:///C:/Users/Mark/Downloads/sobbing%20mathmatically.jpg
User avatar #30 to #25 - amuro (07/10/2013) [-]
retarded ****
#27 to #25 - arandomanon ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Hey, Mark.
User avatar #22 - temporalguardian ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
This could work with the human body as well. Everyone respects the brain, everyone loves dem sex organs. And of course, no body listens to and everyone challanges the stomach.
User avatar #19 - ferritefox (07/10/2013) [-]
Yellow is stop if you can safely, aka, if you don't have to slam the brake till your tires screech, stop.
User avatar #18 - milliardopeace (07/10/2013) [-]
now its more like most people listen to green and red and no one cares about yellow.
#12 - teenytinyspider (07/10/2013) [-]
I will slow down if I'm too far away, but I'll keep going if I'm close enough to pass it before it turns red, but I have to be like RIGHT on it, like, not two feet away from the line
User avatar #11 - fredthemilkman (07/10/2013) [-]
To the comments:
ITS NOT YELLOW ITS AMBER
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#10 - camexdick has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #24 to #10 - mookiez (07/10/2013) [-]
My grandma slams on breaks when it turns yellow and almost cause people to hit her.
#23 to #10 - orrihaa (07/10/2013) [-]
Do you even traffic?
#20 to #10 - steeedan (07/10/2013) [-]
Yea your mum sucks. Trying to be a cautious driver and keep her son safe in the car.
I realize you're not trying to say your mum sucks but think about what you're saying next time. Unless I am wrong and you do hate your mum.
User avatar #43 to #20 - camexdick (07/10/2013) [-]
***** YELLOW LIGHT MEANS SPEED THE **** UP AND GET THE **** WHERE YOU NEED TO BE
#46 to #43 - steeedan (07/13/2013) [-]
yea my ***** heaps as....
******* loser...
User avatar #15 to #10 - Crusader ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
You're supposed to.
If you are able to stop safely, you are supposed to.
#9 - demjimmies (07/10/2013) [-]
So everyone loves the 'D'?
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#6 - profesoreoak has deleted their comment [-]
#37 to #6 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
I have no idea what warranted your -29 thumbs.
Dumb people be dumb.
User avatar #21 to #6 - jonnyfunk (07/10/2013) [-]
i found it funny. i would thumb you up if i could ...
User avatar #29 to #21 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (07/10/2013) [-]
If a person has lots of red thumbs, you must thumb him/her down. You just must.
#38 to #29 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
JOIN THE HIVE MIND


No **** off.
User avatar #39 to #38 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (07/10/2013) [-]
You **** off anon
User avatar #33 to #29 - jonnyfunk (07/10/2013) [-]
what if i can't thumb him down at all? neither up, nor down? will this upset the natural order?
User avatar #34 to #33 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu (07/10/2013) [-]
>Implying that there's a natural order on FJ
User avatar #35 to #34 - jonnyfunk (07/10/2013) [-]
**jonnyfunk takes notes**
#8 to #6 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
And you're the ultimate ******
#13 to #8 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
Don't blame him. He just has difficulty distinguishing between boy and girl.
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#5 - profesoreoak has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3 - reaperssprint (07/09/2013) [-]
I don't really understand. The yellow light's only purpose is to let oncoming traffic know that the red light is coming up. It does not mean to slam on your brakes to stop. You have to use your judgment.
User avatar #36 to #3 - snackman (07/10/2013) [-]
Green Light: just pass...
Yellow Light: ******* RUN!
Red Light: Watch out.

There it is. Thats how traffic lights work.
User avatar #26 to #3 - sefyu (07/10/2013) [-]
It actually means that you have to stop if you are able to stop without endangering poeple around you.
You're only allowed to pass if you're unable to stop. The yellow phase is there, to allow cars to leave the crossing.
User avatar #17 to #3 - Tsuna ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
According to my Driver's Ed instructor, and that one cop that came to talk to us, yellow means stop if you can safely, if not go through.
#7 to #3 - anonymous (07/10/2013) [-]
it means that if you are so close that you cannot brake you should go for it,but if you have room to brake you have to brake
User avatar #4 to #3 - klick (07/09/2013) [-]
The yellow light technically means "Approach With Caution" But when we're children, that's a bit complex so we are taught that it means "Slow Down"
User avatar #16 to #4 - Crusader ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
Actually, it means "If you can stop safely, stop"
User avatar #32 to #16 - klick (07/10/2013) [-]
"yellow light - the signal to proceed with caution"
www.thefreedictionary.com/traffic+light

It might be different from country to country, but in Canada, and I'm pretty sure the US, It means "proceed with caution"
User avatar #41 to #32 - Crusader ONLINE (07/10/2013) [-]
No, my driver's textbook says "When the light changes from green to amber (yellow) it is a signal to stop if you can safely do it"
Essentially the same thing
User avatar #42 to #41 - klick (07/10/2013) [-]
that's what you're supposed to do, not what it means
Lol, the Yellow light is the female traffic signal.
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User avatar #1 - pebar (07/09/2013) [-]
yellow lights should last longer...
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