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#3 - codyxvasco
Reply +36
(02/20/2013) [-]
I had a dream my cat got ran over by a giant clock, meaning one of two things:

1. He will die of old age and have the fullest life as can be.


2. I need to avoid taking my cat anywhere where there is a giant rolling clock.
#8 to #3 - jcllcj ONLINE
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(02/20/2013) [-]
read it as giant cock.........thank you internet
#4 - pepemex
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Maybe your subconscious noticed there was something wrong with her the last few times you saw her.
#5 - bitchplzzz
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Off to /x/ for you
#19 - samxdaxman
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Everyone's having deep dreams n **** and I'm just here with my dreams about fighting a giant man made out of pretzel sticks with boxing gloves.
#14 - mummer
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(02/20/2013) [-]
quick question, rate this as either "lame" or "cool" or "meh":
My mother knows that i smoke weed and is 100% ok with it and we occationally smoke together.

thoughts?
#25 to #14 - beatmasterz
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I think I know your mother, she stands on the corner of my street.
#20 to #14 - jimbobji
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(02/20/2013) [-]
#22 to #14 - atheistzilla
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(02/20/2013) [-]
so you have a mother that doesn't think injecting 3 marijuanas will kill you.

#57 - ghustla
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(02/20/2013) [-]
sooo are you an asian?
#65 to #57 - dezraeeboo [OP]
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(02/21/2013) [-]
Can't say that I am, but I wouldn't mind having a little Asian in me. :3
#23 - anon
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(02/20/2013) [-]
my most ****** up dream was that i was eating some kind of cereal, and it tasted funny, so i spit it out just to find out the cereal i was eating were little fetuses.....

i blame internet
#28 to #23 - thesovereigngrave
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(02/20/2013) [-]
Fetus Loops.
#46 to #28 - anon
Reply 0
(02/20/2013) [-]
Embry-o's
#48 to #46 - thesovereigngrave
Reply 0
(02/20/2013) [-]
I salute your superior pun skills Anon.

Good work.
#44 to #28 - deezknuts
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(02/20/2013) [-]
that was really funny but my thumbs dont work so here
that was really funny but my thumbs dont work so here
#35 - richardastley ONLINE
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I once had a dream that I knew Britney Spears and she shaved her head. I woke up and thought about how weird the dream was. I had my radio on all night and some celebrity news segment came on saying Britney Spears shaved her head.

What ****.
#45 to #35 - crazylance
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I once had a dream where I was in a Harry Potter like castle but inside was modern stuff and the school not only trained mages but also assassins who fly 'copters, I was trained as a assassin and the dream ended up with my assault a seemingly unimportant house.

all in all, pretty good, I also stole a Asian's car too.
#42 to #35 - thatsimple
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(02/20/2013) [-]
>has a 6 sixth sense
>only tells him ********
#17 - mookiez
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(02/20/2013) [-]
I had a dream as a kid, where monkeys were raping and killing people for bananas.
#26 to #17 - mrkickasscomedy
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(02/20/2013) [-]
#1 - tbeastha
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(02/19/2013) [-]
its a sign
#2 to #1 - dezraeeboo [OP]
Reply 0
(02/20/2013) [-]
I'd say so.