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User avatar #3 - codyxvasco (02/20/2013) [-]
I had a dream my cat got ran over by a giant clock, meaning one of two things:

1. He will die of old age and have the fullest life as can be.


2. I need to avoid taking my cat anywhere where there is a giant rolling clock.
User avatar #8 to #3 - jcllcj (02/20/2013) [-]
read it as giant cock.........thank you internet
User avatar #4 - pepemex (02/20/2013) [-]
Maybe your subconscious noticed there was something wrong with her the last few times you saw her.
User avatar #5 - bitchplzzz (02/20/2013) [-]
Off to /x/ for you
#41 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
I had a dream that I lost my virginity.

When I woke up, I was being raped in prison.
User avatar #19 - samxdaxman (02/20/2013) [-]
Everyone's having deep dreams n **** and I'm just here with my dreams about fighting a giant man made out of pretzel sticks with boxing gloves.
#23 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
my most ****** up dream was that i was eating some kind of cereal, and it tasted funny, so i spit it out just to find out the cereal i was eating were little fetuses.....

i blame internet
User avatar #28 to #23 - thesovereigngrave (02/20/2013) [-]
Fetus Loops.
#46 to #28 - John Cena (02/20/2013) [-]
Embry-o's
User avatar #48 to #46 - thesovereigngrave (02/20/2013) [-]
I salute your superior pun skills Anon.

Good work.
#44 to #28 - deezknuts (02/20/2013) [-]
that was really funny but my thumbs dont work so here
that was really funny but my thumbs dont work so here
User avatar #60 - residentblackman (02/20/2013) [-]
I had a dream my buddy and I were cops in the 1960s and we got a report of some uppity Negroes downtown. So we go there and there is a big ******* party, big booty hoes, beer on tap, craziest weed you ever saw. And my buddy and I, still in uniform both say "I love black people!!", rip our shirts off and have the time of our lives.

Then I woke up.
#59 - northard (02/20/2013) [-]
The most disturbing dream I've had (that I can recall) was that I was cracking some eggs for the french toast batter. No yolk nor egg-white came out, just a big chicken fetus. It was like that in every single egg in the fridge. I took out the blender and stirred everything up while the Terminator theme played in the background. I drank the batter raw before I woke up with a hard-on.
User avatar #62 to #59 - oottovann (02/20/2013) [-]
I uh...

I don't, uh....
#57 - ghustla (02/20/2013) [-]
sooo are you an asian?
#65 to #57 - dezraeeboo (02/21/2013) [-]
Can't say that I am, but I wouldn't mind having a little Asian in me. :3
#34 - virginmaker (02/20/2013) [-]
You should read this book. It delves into that sort of " **** ".

And yeah, it is called "John Dies at the End" (no spoilers)
User avatar #17 - mookiez (02/20/2013) [-]
I had a dream as a kid, where monkeys were raping and killing people for bananas.
User avatar #1 - tbeastha (02/19/2013) [-]
its a sign
#2 to #1 - dezraeeboo (02/20/2013) [-]
I'd say so.
#10 - happyphoton (02/20/2013) [-]
EXPLAIN THIS 			****		. Someone in my dream told me a joke. I didn't know the punchline and when he said  it I laughed. WHO MADE UP THE JOKE? I DID NOT KNOW IT BEFOREHAND. I'm still confused about it. When the guy in my dream said the first part of the joke how did I not know how it ended. I MEAN IT IS ME ANYWAY RIGHT.....RIGHT????
EXPLAIN THIS **** . Someone in my dream told me a joke. I didn't know the punchline and when he said it I laughed. WHO MADE UP THE JOKE? I DID NOT KNOW IT BEFOREHAND. I'm still confused about it. When the guy in my dream said the first part of the joke how did I not know how it ended. I MEAN IT IS ME ANYWAY RIGHT.....RIGHT????
#6 - myturntoevil (02/20/2013) [-]
It dosent mean anything,if you want to say that that dream was a sighn then you have to take into account the dreams that make absolutly sense whatsoever and mean nothing
#7 to #6 - myturntoevil (02/20/2013) [-]
*no sense
#67 - rongkong (03/16/2013) [-]
**rongkong rolled user microbrony **
#63 - iamchicken (02/20/2013) [-]
I had a dream i went back and time and discovered Atlantis after what felt like hours of exploration something boomed then the city sunk while me and other people who looked like researches were trying to swim to each other Mermaid things started killing everyone with tridents in the distance i saw a big Aztec looking temple sink into the ocean and when a mermaid stabbed me in the chest and when i sunk under water to see the city, perfectly intact but just slowly falling with bodies everywhere then i woke up sweating, couldn't sleep right for the rest of the night......... What the **** man. MFW i woke up
User avatar #64 to #63 - iamchicken (02/20/2013) [-]
Oops i accidently all the punctuation..
#56 - gibroner ONLINE (02/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #55 - maxismahname (02/20/2013) [-]
one time I dreamed of a spider coming up my stairs and raping me, then he drugged me and i died. I had this dream twice.....
User avatar #54 - padzyo (02/20/2013) [-]
Had a dream in which my grandmother said goodbye to me. That was it, nothing else.


Woke up to the news that she had passed away during the night. That was the worst day of my life.
User avatar #53 - dirrrtjump (02/20/2013) [-]
Oh man, that's sad. Only the best wishes for your grandma.
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