The sad truth. Sad Sad.. Yeah, and there is an universe where you are brutally raping in the ass a granny.


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User avatar #3 - monotuei (12/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, and there is an universe where you are brutally raping in the ass a granny.
User avatar #108 to #3 - burnoutlegend (12/08/2012) [-]
and vise versa
User avatar #11 to #3 - thegrandwazoo (12/08/2012) [-]
That would be kind of redundant since I already do that in this universe.
#4 to #3 - fuckyousix (12/07/2012) [-]
there's infinite where that's happening but with slight differences - like one where you're raping a granny and you have blue eyes, one where you're raping a granny and you have green eyes, one where you're raping a granny and Hitler is world president, one where you're raping a granny and you have brown eyes etc.
#6 to #4 - monotuei (12/07/2012) [-]
And an infinite number of ways in wich I am raping you.
User avatar #44 to #4 - Kabutops (12/08/2012) [-]
how about this. 2 universes, completely identical EXCEPT for a difference in a VERY VERY small instance such as if i wear different shoes tomorrow. does this happen also?
User avatar #56 to #44 - shadowfish (12/08/2012) [-]
Yep. Every possibility is happening.

There is a world perfectly identical to this one except in that one, there is a single extra atom on your nose. There is even one where the Moon has one less crater or the beaches have one less grain of sand.

The depth of the multiverse is on an entirely different level than humans can comprehend.
#8 - trollofhalo (12/08/2012) [-]
The theory must also state that there is one multiverse where multiverses do not exist.
The theory must also state that there is one multiverse where multiverses do not exist.
User avatar #69 to #8 - perfonator (12/08/2012) [-]
now imagine this...

what if we live in the universe were parallel universes dont exist?
User avatar #16 to #8 - tangentialrex (12/08/2012) [-]
Actually, the theory states that there are multiple universes where all possibilities that are possible happen; since that's physically impossible, that universe doesn't exist.
User avatar #17 to #16 - trollofhalo (12/08/2012) [-]
However, it could be possible.

Saying that, I believe that a multiverse exists with one always adjacent to it, creating a type of "chain" or a never ending "cube" type of thing.
Perhaps said universe is... somehow detached from what is the "Multiverse chain" and instead it's own separate, therefore making it it's own, even though there is a never ending chain or cube of multiverses.
User avatar #20 to #17 - tangentialrex (12/08/2012) [-]
I guess that's possible, but if it isn't connected to the rest, then isn't it no longer a part of the multiverse theory, making it pretty much a "Which came first, the chicken or the egg" kind of thing?

...Sorry if that doesn't make sense, I'm fairly sleep deprived and I have only a slight idea as to what I'm saying.
User avatar #21 to #20 - trollofhalo (12/08/2012) [-]
I get where you're at, but I think the whole multiverse thing is one giant Chicken or Egg problem.
User avatar #23 to #21 - tangentialrex (12/08/2012) [-]
Maybe the universe is actually a giant chicken

And we are all just eggs.

...I'll just go to sleep now.
#25 to #23 - trollofhalo (12/08/2012) [-]
You do that...
User avatar #49 - cadaverbox (12/08/2012) [-]
And somewhere else, she never loved you and turned out to be your murderer
And somewhere else, she has the power to teleport between universes so she killed millions of you
And somewhere else, she was actually orange juice the entire time
And somewhere else, I'm just sitting here masturbating.
#92 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
That's so gay I can't walk straight anymore
User avatar #85 - ThePepsiimax (12/08/2012) [-]
What would happen if in a parallel universe parallel universes don't exist?
#98 to #85 - lollerik (12/08/2012) [-]
I guess there would be a parallel universe in which it stopped that universe from not having any parallel universes, and then there would be a parallel universe to stop that universe and so on..
I guess there would be a parallel universe in which it stopped that universe from not having any parallel universes, and then there would be a parallel universe to stop that universe and so on..
User avatar #93 to #85 - icefried (12/08/2012) [-]
Then that universe wouldn't have any paralel universes, like if all paralel universes would be connected by something like a string, the one without any paralel universes would just be floating around.. that might be like a universe where paralel universes don't exist but- oh no i've gone cross-eyed.
#94 to #85 - bobebob (12/08/2012) [-]
Parallel universes would exist, just nobody in that universe would be aware that they exist and never question the idea of them being a possibility
User avatar #107 to #85 - shadesofbacon (12/08/2012) [-]
If the throy is true than that would be impossible to happen. Only things that have a chance to happen can occur.
#125 to #107 - fattymcstubbylegs (12/09/2012) [-]
Then who's gonna break the news to OP?
#88 to #85 - daednevar (12/08/2012) [-]
i dont know what would happen, but as long as i can make a sammich when im hungry, i honestly dont care. do you even care? do want a sandwich? i'll go grab you a sandwich, friend
User avatar #89 to #88 - ThePepsiimax (12/08/2012) [-]
Yes I would like a sandwich thank you.
#90 to #89 - daednevar (12/08/2012) [-]
no problem, now here is an african american trying to read you mind
User avatar #82 - vortexrain (12/08/2012) [-]
Story time.
A few years ago, my freshman year of high school, I had a crush. Not a regular, "oh, I think she's cute" kind of crush, a hardcore crush. A crush that literally consumed most of my thoughts. I only had her in one class, though, and that was my 4th period/lunch/study hall. Well, one day during lunch I heard her say, "I think he likes me, he's always trying to get close to me", in a tone that sounded like to was terrified at the thought of me liking her.The thing is, is that I did get close to her as often as I could, I was awkward around girls, and didn't know how to act on those feelings. Anyway, after that she started to try to get me to do stuff with her. Like after lunch, we the teaches were required to take us out to walk around the practice football field. On multiple days she tried to get me to run with her, but I refused. Her tone a few days prior had made me angry at her, again I had no idea how to control my feelings because I hit puberty after everyone else due to the fact that I started school early. I'll stop now, and continue below.
User avatar #84 to #82 - vortexrain (12/08/2012) [-]
A few weeks later she stopped, and I felt like **** for treating her like that, so I started being nice to her. I also tried to become friends with her, which worked, but not to the level that I wanted to reach. Anyway, the last day of the school year came, and I had been hearing rumors about her going to ask someone, not me, out. I decided to make y move on the last day of school, I not very good at timing. On the way to the buses, she stopped in the middle of the cafeteria, and I was about to make my move, but then HE showed up. She ran up to him, and I turned my back to them, and made my way to my bus.
Sophomore Year
She now rides my school bus due to redistricting, or some **** like that.
Her and him are boyfriend and girlfriend, and I feel like **** because of it. Every time I would see them together, I would feel angry and start lashing out at my friends if they were nearby. I had made the decision that if they broke up, I'd ask her out. Just my luck, they did and little under 18 weeks into the school year, but not before she gave herself to him. When I found out about this, I was furious. I was convinced, and probably right, that he just used her for sex. When I found out that they had broken up, it was a Thursday, they had broken up, I think, the week before. I had planned on asking her out on the bus, but I had forgotten that I had a doctor's appointment that day, so I had to get checked out early. I could ask her out during the school day because our schedules keep us at opposite ends of the build for mos of the day.
The next day, Friday, I couldn't ask her out because I had lost my nerve for some reason, and she didn't ride the bus that day anyway. Over the ******* weekend she hooked up with some redneck-looking dude, I live in Tennessee, trust me I know one looks like. They stayed together for the rest of the school year.
Part three coming up.
User avatar #87 to #84 - vortexrain (12/08/2012) [-]
Junior Year
Her and redneck boy are still going out, but they break up almost half-way through the school year. Now let me be clear, I had moved on to liking other girls in my sophomore year, but she was always at the forefront of my mind.
I actually make my move. I give her my cell number on a Thursday before the weekend started, it was a short week, and told her to call me if she wanted to hang out. She didn't call, not that week end, nor throughout the rest of the school year.
I need to explain something now. A new, slutty girl had started riding our bus, no, I wasn't attracted too her, but she is kinda important.
After I had made my move on her, the girl I liked, not the slut, she started sitting next to me on the bus. The first day she did, I was a little confused that she did because she had almost always sat at the back of the bus. The slutty girl also rode the same bus that I did from the Elementary School, I forgot to mention that earlier.
A few weeks after she had started sitting with me she asked me to do something. She wanted me to ask the slut, Kindeline, it she knew some boy. At this point, I realized why she had been sitting with me. I would've done anything for this girl. At first, I just didn't ask Kindelin if she knew the boy or not, for obvious reasons, but after a while I just for got about it. Well, I would forget about it until the girl reminded me to ask Kindeline, but I just started not doing it on purpose again.
After a few weeks she asked her for herself, and she never sat with me, or talked to me in the halls, for the rest of the year .
User avatar #91 to #87 - vortexrain (12/08/2012) [-]
Senior Year
The girl had quit school and moved away, she had turned 18 in January of the last half to the previous school year. I felt like **** for a few weeks after I found out. I also forgot to mention that I was in a bad state of mind from 7th-11th grade, due to being bullied. Anyway, I eventually forgot about her, only remembering her every now and again. I grew happier as the dumbass bullies actually matured and stopped, one of them even said that he was sorry about it. I also met some new friends, and lost some others that were holding me back with their negativity. It was a good year, at least until we got closer to graduation. I started to remember her in more,and more detail. At graduation, I actually figured out were in line she would've been, and when the person who would've gone before her walked the line, I said her name in my head. I'm now in my first semester at Motlow State Community College,finals are next week, and I haven't thought about her, much, until when I saw this post. I started thinking, what if? I'm now fighting back tears as the memories have started flooding back to me. This has been a catharsis of sorts, and I'm glad that I did it.
I've shared my life story, and now my name. I, Nathan Ray Jones, aka vortexrain, now admit to the community of Funnyjunk, that I am now crying over a girl that I wasted four years of my life on. **** anonymity! Her name is Christine/ Newman, she goes by Chrissy. Thank you,and **** you Chrissy for giving me my first true and hard crush, my first heartbreak,and my first time at being used by a women.
TL: DR: I am so ******* beta, no I'm not beta, I'm ******* Omega,
#100 to #91 - vodnuth (12/08/2012) [-]
I was expecting a happy ending, but then I remembered that this is reality. I feel for you man.
User avatar #102 to #100 - vortexrain (12/08/2012) [-]
Thanks you.
#105 to #91 - Sylphion (12/08/2012) [-]
I feel ya, I had a somewhat similar experience to yours, and if you don't mind, I'll tell my story .

The girl was quite a manupilative person when I first knew her, and I know this is a fact since she tried to get my best friend to lie to me, that they were together just so I won't chase her. Though that was probably my fault, you see, I've only known (By 'known', the implication is more of an acquantance than a friend) her for a month at best when I asked her out. From what I know, she did it becuase, quote, she didn't want to hurt my feelings. The fact that she tried to create such a big lie when a simple 'no' would have sufficed really got at me. I didn't tell her that I knew what she did, and played along
#109 to #105 - Sylphion (12/08/2012) [-]

I gradually talked to her lesser and lesser over time, and eventually broke contact with her, though when I did talk to her, it's usually giving her some advice on some kind of predicament she's in, almost all of those are very minor and not worth mentioning though. All that while, I had a growing suspicion that she was interested in someone else, though I didn't really look much into it.

Lo and behold, 7 months after I last spoke to her, I was right; she was seeing someone else. I found out when there was a huge scandal in school involving her and her (then) boyfriend. At that point, I thought I was over her, but the fact that her boyfriend was a guy with no backbone (I say this because there was this one incident where he was staring at me/sizing me up/wanting to pick a fight, and when I stared back, he immediately looked away and rushed off somewhere) really rustled my jimmies, and that the girl was in a very vulnerable and emotionally weak state (surprise, the guy did nothing) made me realise that no matter how hard I try, I cant get her out of my head.
#113 to #109 - Sylphion (12/08/2012) [-]

By then, it was nearly the end of the school year, at the start, I was beta as **** , but my friends and bestfriend (probably recognised as the most alpha guy in our year) changed that. So during the period of the scandal, I met up with the girl a few times, but they only lasted around an hour at most (I was basically giving her more advice, this time how to deal with her current problem and trying to get her back on her feet). All that time, I still said nothing about what she did so many months ago. But despite being a semi-alpha me at this point, I still didn't ask her out. Probably because it was a really inappropriate time, and she hadn't broke up with the guy.

At the present, if my knowledge serves me right, she broke up with the guy because he was cheating on her. Yet again, I haven't made an approach to her yet, this time held back by my own broken and scarred heart, and that I have many unresolved matters that I want to settle by the end of the year. Well, that's my story
User avatar #106 to #105 - vortexrain (12/08/2012) [-]
You poor man, to say the least.
User avatar #1 - yeahandstuff (12/07/2012) [-]
I wish I was in that universe right now
#116 - kthxbailol (12/08/2012) [-]
if multiverse theorie is true than.. in at least one universe.. it isn`t..
#74 - killerofed (12/08/2012) [-]
Somewhere you are now having a threesome with Emma Watson and Megan Fox. You're welcome. -pix unrelated
#51 - tinkotin (12/08/2012) [-]
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Awww boohoo let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin.
User avatar #40 - cfranche (12/08/2012) [-]
I think my soul just broke.
#5 - juffs ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #126 - severepwner (12/11/2012) [-]
There's a place where our fictional character dream girls are real, and we aren't ******* there.
#54 - anon (12/08/2012) [-]
If there is an infinite number of universes with every possibility, there must be a universe where the multiverse theory if false.
#39 - lazypinkeye (12/08/2012) [-]
Damn it OP. The feels...THE FEELS
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