The kind of people this planet needs. Seriously.. What a retard, he missed by like a mile.. faith in humanit Duck chick nice
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#6 - kanatana (11/28/2013) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #76 at Hitler hath done nothing negative. ** That's some humanity there for ya.
User avatar #21 to #6 - quoterox (11/28/2013) [-]
saved.
User avatar #32 to #21 - hairysmellyanus (11/28/2013) [-]
I'm not the only one!
User avatar #22 to #21 - kanatana (11/28/2013) [-]
I'm ******* going to hell for these rolls, aren't I?
User avatar #23 to #22 - quoterox (11/28/2013) [-]
Dude, you're on FJ. Chances are, you were already going to hell.

Now you're just bidding for good seating.
User avatar #24 to #23 - kanatana (11/28/2013) [-]
Never heard it put that way before, but I'll take it.
#25 to #24 - quoterox (11/28/2013) [-]
OF COURSE YOU WILL.   
   
SATAN IS LOVE, SATAN IS DEATH
OF COURSE YOU WILL.

SATAN IS LOVE, SATAN IS DEATH
#33 to #6 - thelastelephant (11/28/2013) [-]
Humanity, you say?
#3 - buttslapper (11/27/2013) [-]
What a ******* retard, he missed by like a mile..
User avatar #57 to #3 - mutantunicorn (11/28/2013) [-]
5 birds with one stone
#16 to #3 - technosauce **User deleted account** (11/28/2013) [-]
Oh lawdy that was good.
Oh lawdy that was good.
#20 to #19 - bann ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
hit the ducks with the brick your dick
hit the ducks with the brick your dick
#28 to #3 - drcakemd (11/28/2013) [-]
You're going places
#2 - taurusguy (11/27/2013) [-]
Love this, the mother is just like, damn ****** , get up, your brothers siblings managed to. Then the man comes and the ducks all like, gtfo bro, i aint having none of your **** , them be my kids, but then the man leave her a offering of stone and then babies use it to advance one step closer to world domination.
#9 to #2 - anon (11/28/2013) [-]
Profanity makes you funny.
User avatar #47 - thecherry (11/28/2013) [-]
nice pathfinding AI!
User avatar #30 - jellyman (11/28/2013) [-]
I saw a guy who did almost the same thing. I was on the bus on my way to school, and this guy was in the middle of the lane, trying to help the chick up the sidewalk, and then the momma duck attacked him.
User avatar #15 - hamsterball ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
does this remind anyone of the game lemmings?
User avatar #8 - Viceroy (11/28/2013) [-]
I know how ducks have sex.
They can all die.
#39 - dross (11/28/2013) [-]
I had to stop and do this earlier in spring, except the ducklings were stuck in and indented part with a drain cover so I just scooped them up and put them over the kerb.

NB If you ever want to hear what a duck sounds like when it's pissed off, get within 10ft of it's kids. That duck was not ******* happy.
#49 - anon (11/28/2013) [-]
How about now we start helping fellow human beings?
User avatar #54 to #49 - thewisedane (11/28/2013) [-]
**** no, humans are despicable.
#56 to #54 - anon (11/28/2013) [-]
If a dog is aggressive it's not his fault because he was "raised" that way. If a person is aggressive it's because he/she was born that way. That thought makes no sense.
The world is in such bad shape because we choose to turn our backs on people in need. It's a lot cuter to go help puppies than to go help sick people with nowhere to live.
"Humans are despicable" is such a cheap cop out.
#58 to #56 - thewisedane (11/28/2013) [-]
I am sorry to say so, but it was merely a joke. I meant nothing with it.
I am sorry to say so, but it was merely a joke. I meant nothing with it.
#43 - unibluemedia (11/28/2013) [-]
... , but not the one it deserves right now.
#1 - anon (11/27/2013) [-]
i approve of this, here some deep fired bacon with country gravy
#44 - anon (11/28/2013) [-]
because he helped a few ducks get on the sidewalk?
that's why we need people like him?
to ******* guide ducks?
#52 to #44 - crimsonsapphire (11/28/2013) [-]
To think of the little things in life and actually take the few seconds it takes to help another life form other than themselves.
User avatar #26 - orgasmpirate (11/28/2013) [-]
I don't see why the person holding the camera couldn't do it.
User avatar #34 to #26 - liquidz (11/28/2013) [-]
Had to record his bro so they can show off how they are better than everyone else
User avatar #37 - lebarricuda ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
Ya know a lot of people philosophize that animals are a lot more compassionate than humans because of our survival mechanism of only giving a **** about our own to whatever perspective of that we hold. However I must argue that a lot of animals will abandon their young because of the scent change that happens when a greasy human touches the animal.

animals are ******* heartless.
#51 to #37 - anon (11/28/2013) [-]
I think humans care a lot more about other beings than about their own.
#10 - anon (11/28/2013) [-]
Looks to me like the human messed up her natural selection. She was just giving them a couple more secs till she left with the strong. No wonder she got mad.
User avatar #53 to #10 - crampers (11/28/2013) [-]
well that would be the cause if a sidewalk was natural
#11 to #10 - ancientchaos (11/28/2013) [-]
because human babies defend themselves so well right
User avatar #18 to #11 - zeroqp (11/28/2013) [-]
while I don't agree with anon, I can't say that you are right either. Human babies are the most helpless of all animal babies because we have the most potential. Our brains are the largest in comparison to our body size in the entire animal kingdom, and the head would be simply too large to develop more than what it already is, coming out of a mother at birth. That's why a lot of animals can do things like run, swim, climb, and fly just minutes or hours after being born, and are fully developed after only a few years, while our young should stay with their parents and keep learning for 1,5 - 2 decades.
#35 to #18 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (11/28/2013) [-]
Um, anclentchaos was using something we call sarcasm.
User avatar #27 to #10 - alstorp (11/28/2013) [-]
>Natural selection
>Sidewalks
User avatar #46 to #27 - warbob (11/28/2013) [-]
imo doesn't really matter , call it whatever selection you wish

the truth is that if they can't survive by themselves in our society ... well they just won't
#48 to #46 - anon (11/28/2013) [-]
Ah, so you think the other 99% of life on the earth should be wiped out because the **** we build kills them.
User avatar #50 to #48 - warbob (11/28/2013) [-]
No.But it could happen.Evolving means to accomodate to your suroundings in order to survive.Good or Bad , humans are a major factor on the whole Earth , it's only natural animals will evolve to survive amongs the strongest species.

If anything animals would naturally be evoling towards protecting themselves from humans as well as killing them.On the other hand , humans would hardly let a species able to harm humans live.That is the reason wolves and bears are so scarce nowdays , we just annahilated them because they posed a threat.
#36 to #27 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (11/28/2013) [-]
Do human actions not account for natural selection anymore?

I mean lets face it, people are eventually going to liter the earth, its happening at an exponentially increasing rate. Eventually only creatures able to live around this are going to be left. Like deer that don't randomly bolt across our highways anymore... The deer that check roads first are less likely to be hit
#45 to #36 - anon (11/28/2013) [-]
>Do human actions not account for natural selection anymore?

No, that is called "artificial selection" (there are actually 3 types of selection; natural selection, sexual selection and aritficial selection).
User avatar #59 to #45 - alstorp (11/28/2013) [-]
This might be the first time I've ever seen an anon showing any signs of intelligence. Well done!
#4 - rawfulz (11/27/2013) [-]
What a Friendly Mother Ducker.
#40 to #4 - margrave (11/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 - RaciallyDiverse (11/28/2013) [-]
ha ha ha.
classic gag.
User avatar #5 - greenofpallettown (11/27/2013) [-]
One of those little cunts got up on there own
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