MFW I've been alone for Christmas. . I THIN: THAT aunt: is THE GREATEST I 'PLO. ' I / ill".? THE GREATEST GET IS THEE VIRTUAL. REALITY GIGGLER.. All he can think about is a girl? He's got virtual reality right in front of him and the only thing his mind conjures up is a woman? This dude's got a poor imag Christmas
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MFW I've been alone for Christmas

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I THIN: THAT aunt:
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User avatar #11 - sackson (12/27/2013) [-]
well ain't that ******* depressing
#5 - thatoldguy (12/27/2013) [-]
Well the oculus rift just got a boost in funding so one day soon this well be someone's reality.
#53 to #5 - captaincapital ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]



#80 to #53 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
calm the **** down and let the fact that at least one of your senses could be altered be an exciting jump to virtual reality. Seriously. Its 2013. The internet came out about a decade ago.
#81 to #80 - captaincapital ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
when you say altering eyesight I read that as changing the information send to your eye by the brain to something else. Oculus right is simply like glasses.
User avatar #84 to #81 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Its not necessary to completely change what information comes into your eyesight. Eyesight is easily manipulated and can be simply modified for the purpose of the illusion of virtual reality. The oculus team want to keep it simple, and safe (they said it themselves of the possible altering of brainwaves that travel in and out of the human system, using manual electronic alteration, but it would be too dangerous too attempt, at least in this era.)

Of course its not "real" virtual reality.
This oculus rift isn't 30XX technology, yet nothing surpasses it or even comes close to it. At least give it some respect for having existed, because its just the first building blocks to the newest and possibly most realistic virtual reality thats ever been seen before.
User avatar #85 to #53 - wtfduud ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
And we have headphones for hearing.
The next thing will be touch.
User avatar #67 to #53 - NinjaHermit (12/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, but, hey, it's a step toward true virtual reality. Piece by piece, people can build off or merge other technologies to incorporate other senses.
User avatar #59 to #5 - toastableduckling (12/27/2013) [-]
Isn't the oculus rift just screens on each eye with gyroscope like movements?
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#1 - puffyclouds (12/26/2013) [-]
that's actually kinda sad
#3 - dashgamer (12/27/2013) [-]
All he can think about is a girl? He's got virtual reality right in front of him and the only thing his mind conjures up is a woman? This dude's got a poor imagination.
User avatar #66 to #3 - letting (12/27/2013) [-]
I don't know, I think it would be nice to spend time with somebody you love on Christmas...
#94 to #3 - gigabowzer (01/02/2014) [-]
Look at it this way...

Science and viewing the creativity of the world is the greatest thing that could ever happen, but I myself feel incentive to share this with someone I love. All of the creativity becomes obsolete if you are simply the one to view it all.

Also, whether or not you are a teenager doesn't change things. Some of us will never have someone we love and we will die alone. At least we could have a virtual person who will at least be there when we die.
#4 to #3 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #20 to #4 - urbancohort (12/27/2013) [-]
not gay, but virgin
#57 to #3 - daviid ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
#9 to #3 - BraindeadBuddha ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Hmm, true, but imagine it's like he's madly, deeply, teenage-style, in love, and all he can think of is that girl? You must've experienced that at some point?
#45 - goldendarknessx (12/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #69 to #48 - badmotorfinger (12/27/2013) [-]
post one .gif
don't be a thumbwhore
User avatar #70 to #69 - vilememory (12/27/2013) [-]
Not trying to thumb whore, just showing the entire series of gifs. Not showing them all would be like saying Knock Knock, the other person says who's there. Then all you do is stare at them never saying anything.
User avatar #83 to #70 - atma ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
What's it from? The animation is excellent
User avatar #86 to #83 - germed (12/27/2013) [-]
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, it's k
User avatar #87 to #86 - atma ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
That's what I thought, I must have recognized the style from the trailer or commercials
that last part looks like a 3D Teen Titans
User avatar #71 to #70 - badmotorfinger (12/27/2013) [-]
fair enough.
#74 to #71 - vilememory (12/27/2013) [-]
Outcome, acceptaBWWAAAAAHHH!
Outcome, acceptaBWWAAAAAHHH!
#61 - novembersky **User deleted account** (12/27/2013) [-]
Mfw everyone here is sad and I'm laughing
#41 - makutasfinest (12/27/2013) [-]
Say what you want, but the ability to have complete control over a virtual reality would be entertaining as hell.
Say what you want, but the ability to have complete control over a virtual reality would be entertaining as hell.
User avatar #42 to #41 - leonhardt (12/27/2013) [-]
Pretty sure a Giant Robot Car with a ******* of weapons and explosives would be more entertaining, honestly.
User avatar #44 to #42 - lordtriggs (12/27/2013) [-]
with VR giant robot cars are possible
#49 - naitsabesh ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
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#19 - demencialmx (12/27/2013) [-]
mfw i got dumped 1 week before christmas
#50 to #19 - truekraken ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
Same happened to me.
Same happened to me.
User avatar #64 to #19 - payseht (12/27/2013) [-]
yey, you didn't have to get her anything
User avatar #82 to #19 - mattyjay (12/27/2013) [-]
well, that sucks. mine dumped me after xmas today :c

too late to return the dam gift.
User avatar #26 to #19 - thegrayfox (12/27/2013) [-]
Life goes on mate. It might even take you a year or two to get over it, depending on how sensitive you are, but you will get over it.
User avatar #27 to #26 - demencialmx (12/27/2013) [-]
Thank you mate !
#24 to #19 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
At least you had one.
"It is better to have loved and lost than to not have loved at all"
#43 to #19 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
You know those statistics that say most breakups happens around the weeks leading up to christmas?

You're the statistics now mate.
#29 to #19 - lardking ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
get something other than women to strive for. like drugs. drugs will clear away all your worries. seriously don't do drugs they **** your **** up
User avatar #30 to #29 - demencialmx (12/27/2013) [-]
No, too late..i already read the first part and now i'm doing drugs.
#31 to #30 - lardking ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
this is why we can't have nice things.
#32 to #31 - demencialmx (12/27/2013) [-]
Too bussy doing coke, bye Just kidding, i'm crying
User avatar #33 to #29 - technobanana (12/27/2013) [-]
I been smoking so much weed to cope with **** these last 6 months after loosing my nan and then my first girlfriend who i loved so much breaking up with me 2 weeks later
#37 to #33 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #21 to #19 - amuro (12/27/2013) [-]
ate least your GF dont **** several men while you were out of the country and your mom was ill.

Also that bitch was mi fiancee.
#22 to #21 - demencialmx (12/27/2013) [-]
>She said i was too immature
>Mfw when she dumped me.
User avatar #23 to #22 - amuro (12/27/2013) [-]
lol... She said that she still loved me, and i said nothing. I just left.
#39 to #23 - drachma ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
I'll never understand that, and I know that feel bro. It's a confusing feel.
#18 - damianwowfreak (12/27/2013) [-]
das deep
#34 - lasmamoe (12/27/2013) [-]
They don't come here to fall asleep. They come here to wake up.
#25 - redwindow (12/27/2013) [-]
let me tell you something kids. if you can't handle being alone/single through longer periods, you're gonna have a bad lifetime. trust me. find something that amuses you. world and people are so complex and there are hundreds of books, movies or whatever to be seen/read.

and one more thing. if you are constantly single, like i am, there is some reason for that since i believe everybody can find a girlfriend/boyfriend. point is that sometimes you cannot be aware of those reason(s). fear of responsibility, comfort zone, fear of emotional bonding, breaking up, intimacy, low self esteem or whatever... if you want to know what it your reason, you should sink deeper in you psyche to discover it.

remember, there's a reason for everything we do, don't do, say and don't say. to be more precise, there are in most cases several reasons and that's why it's hard to simply answer questions like "why are you single? how come you don't have a girl/boy-friend, but you are so nice/ good looking..."
User avatar #58 - sirbutterballs (12/27/2013) [-]
Worlds Smallest Violin
#17 - fuzionsauce ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
#35 - monsterderp (12/27/2013) [-]
virtual reality blowjob. im cool with that
virtual reality blowjob. im cool with that
User avatar #52 to #35 - bjartur (12/27/2013) [-]
that kid looks like it's got downs
#63 - alljewsmustdie (12/27/2013) [-]
My browser when I've been alone on christmass
#62 - fuckedbyapony (12/27/2013) [-]
Lucid Dreaming

That is all.
User avatar #68 to #62 - badmotorfinger (12/27/2013) [-]
i've never been able to pull that **** off
#72 to #68 - fuckedbyapony (12/27/2013) [-]
I found out about it about 3 years ago and started trying all sorts of strategies to make it happen and did almost give up on it before it finally happened, now it happens quite regularly without me hardly trying and honestly it's great haha, had a few scary experiences(last night i got chest cramps whilst in sleep paralysis and a black shadowy figure was reaching towards me, i thought i was genuinely going to have a heart attack and die until i held my breath and woke up) but that's all part of the fun!

tldr; 100% worth trying
User avatar #73 to #72 - badmotorfinger (12/27/2013) [-]
all i can do is keep trying, i guess.
#75 to #73 - fuckedbyapony (12/27/2013) [-]
How are you currently trying?
User avatar #76 to #75 - badmotorfinger (12/27/2013) [-]
i go to sleep listening to strange soundtracks through headphones, and i try to think about leaving my body before i go unconscious.
#77 to #76 - fuckedbyapony (12/27/2013) [-]
I've never tried with any music, have had the tv on a few times though, i started off trying this method quite a lot it requires quite a lot of tolerance what with little itches and stuff but i think this is one of the most popular methods
User avatar #79 to #77 - badmotorfinger (12/27/2013) [-]
thanks, i'll again tonight
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